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References a
"theory"
(Ewing theory,
Sebastian Telfair
theory, etc.)
Reference
to "half-
Italian"
heritage
Using "body
language" as
an argument in
response to
statistics or
analysis
Weird
gulp/acid
reflux
sound
References
having
"bought stock"
in a player or
concept
2K or
galaxy
opal card
reference
Calling
someone
an empty
stats guy
Odd subject
matter
juxtaposition
(e.g. the infamous
"truly sad week in
America")
Bill does a
complete 180 but
pretends this new
opinion was his
opinion all along
Tries to
reverse jinx
a player or
team
Mispronouncing
a name/proper
noun
"If I were the
coach,
I would just say
I'm
not letting this
guy beat me"
Free
space (but
first, Pearl
Jam)
"If I were still
writing, I would
be writing a
column about
this"
Reference to
daughter's
soccer
games
Uncomfortable
analogy to
divorced/single
life
Weirdly
specific
percentages
Ranking
something out
of n, where n is
a random
number (not 5
or 10)
Kyle
production
mistake
Takes a
swipe at
Lebron
Discussing a
trade or
player the
Celtics
"almost had"
Guest makes
joke that Bill
ignores/goes
over Bill's
head
"thing" used
3x or more
on the
podcast
An
unwarranted
comparison to
or mention of
the '86 Celtics
Calling a
celebrity/well-
known figure by
his/her first
name (e.g.
Adam Silver)