Using "bodylanguage" asan argument inresponse tostatistics oranalysisCompares aprofessionalsport to hispickupbasketballgamesTakes adig atESPNReferenceshaving"bought stock"in a player orconceptTakes aswipe atLebronUncomfortableanalogy todivorced/singlelifeWeirdlyspecificpercentages"If I were stillwriting, I wouldbe writing acolumn aboutthis"2K orgalaxyopal cardreferenceOdd subjectmatterjuxtaposition(e.g. the infamous"truly sad week inAmerica")Reference todaughter'ssoccergamesWeirdgulp/acidrefluxsoundAnunwarrantedcomparison toor mention ofthe '86 CelticsKyleproductionmistakeTries toreverse jinxa player orteamRankingsomething outof n, where n isa randomnumber (not 5or 10)"If I were thecoach,I would just sayI'mnot letting thisguy beat me""thing" used3x or moreon thepodcastReferenceto "half-Italian"heritageCalling acelebrity/well-known figure byhis/her firstname (e.g.Adam Silver)References a"theory"(Ewing theory,Sebastian Telfairtheory, etc.)Mispronouncinga name/propernounComparing aplayer orsituation toMurph thedogDiscussing atrade orplayer theCeltics"almost had"Bill gets saltyabout formerCeltics/Patriotsplayer doingwellBill does acomplete 180 butpretends this newopinion was hisopinion all alongCallingsomeonean emptystats guyGuest makesjoke that Billignores/goesover Bill'sheadBill refusesto concedea point tohis guestUsing "bodylanguage" asan argument inresponse tostatistics oranalysisCompares aprofessionalsport to hispickupbasketballgamesTakes adig atESPNReferenceshaving"bought stock"in a player orconceptTakes aswipe atLebronUncomfortableanalogy todivorced/singlelifeWeirdlyspecificpercentages"If I were stillwriting, I wouldbe writing acolumn aboutthis"2K orgalaxyopal cardreferenceOdd subjectmatterjuxtaposition(e.g. the infamous"truly sad week inAmerica")Reference todaughter'ssoccergamesWeirdgulp/acidrefluxsoundAnunwarrantedcomparison toor mention ofthe '86 CelticsKyleproductionmistakeTries toreverse jinxa player orteamRankingsomething outof n, where n isa randomnumber (not 5or 10)"If I were thecoach,I would just sayI'mnot letting thisguy beat me""thing" used3x or moreon thepodcastReferenceto "half-Italian"heritageCalling acelebrity/well-known figure byhis/her firstname (e.g.Adam Silver)References a"theory"(Ewing theory,Sebastian Telfairtheory, etc.)Mispronouncinga name/propernounComparing aplayer orsituation toMurph thedogDiscussing atrade orplayer theCeltics"almost had"Bill gets saltyabout formerCeltics/Patriotsplayer doingwellBill does acomplete 180 butpretends this newopinion was hisopinion all alongCallingsomeonean emptystats guyGuest makesjoke that Billignores/goesover Bill'sheadBill refusesto concedea point tohis guest

Bill Simmons Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Using "body language" as an argument in response to statistics or analysis
  2. Compares a professional sport to his pickup basketball games
  3. Takes a dig at ESPN
  4. References having "bought stock" in a player or concept
  5. Takes a swipe at Lebron
  6. Uncomfortable analogy to divorced/single life
  7. Weirdly specific percentages
  8. "If I were still writing, I would be writing a column about this"
  9. 2K or galaxy opal card reference
  10. Odd subject matter juxtaposition (e.g. the infamous "truly sad week in America")
  11. Reference to daughter's soccer games
  12. Weird gulp/acid reflux sound
  13. An unwarranted comparison to or mention of the '86 Celtics
  14. Kyle production mistake
  15. Tries to reverse jinx a player or team
  16. Ranking something out of n, where n is a random number (not 5 or 10)
  17. "If I were the coach, I would just say I'm not letting this guy beat me"
  18. "thing" used 3x or more on the podcast
  19. Reference to "half-Italian" heritage
  20. Calling a celebrity/well-known figure by his/her first name (e.g. Adam Silver)
  21. References a "theory" (Ewing theory, Sebastian Telfair theory, etc.)
  22. Mispronouncing a name/proper noun
  23. Comparing a player or situation to Murph the dog
  24. Discussing a trade or player the Celtics "almost had"
  25. Bill gets salty about former Celtics/Patriots player doing well
  26. Bill does a complete 180 but pretends this new opinion was his opinion all along
  27. Calling someone an empty stats guy
  28. Guest makes joke that Bill ignores/goes over Bill's head
  29. Bill refuses to concede a point to his guest