I have a
hard stop
at....
Host
joins
late
Can
everyone
see my
screen?
Sorry, I'm
on my cell
phone
I'll need to
follow-up
and get back
to you
(Child
noises)
(Awkward
silence)
Can we
do a roll
call?
Sorry, I just
stepped
away for a
minute
Is anyone
on the
line?
Sorry, I'm
having
connection
issues
Action
items
Does
anyone have
anything
further?
And my
point
is…
Can
everyone
please go
on mute?
Okay,
let's get
started
No, it's
still
loading
(Heavy
breathing)
I agree
with
_____
And your
point
is….
Hello?
Hello?
Who are
we still
waiting
on?
Can you
email that
to me?
Sorry, I'm
late (insert
lame
excuse)
(Sound of
someone
typing,
possibly with
a hammer)
Next
slide
please
We'll have to
run that by
senior
management
I'm sorry, I
thought I
was on
mute
(Bathroom
noises)
Hi, who
just
joined?
Sorry, didn't
catch that,
can you
repeat?
Is ___
still on
the line?
Can we
take a
step
back?
Let's table
that until
the next
call
Does
everyone
have the
agenda?
Let's
move
on
You're
breaking
up
I'll have to
get back
to you
Coughing
Sorry,
I'm
driving
Can we
take this
offline?
(Animal
noises)
Hi, can
you hear
me?
Can you
email that
to
everyone?
I'm sorry,
you cut
out there
Sorry, I
accidentally
dropped off
I think
there's
a lag
Echo
noise
Wait, go
back a
slide
We'll wait
a few
more
minutes
Airport
noises
I'm sorry,
I was on
mute
_____
won't be
joining us
today
Questions
anyone?
(Pen
tapping)
Can you
repeat
that?
Uh, you're
still sharing
your
screen...
We're
coming up
on the
hour
Sorry, I had
the wrong
meeting
passcode
Hey Guys, I
have to jump
to another
call
I have a
hard stop
at....
Host
joins
late
Can
everyone
see my
screen?
Sorry, I'm
on my cell
phone
I'll need to
follow-up
and get back
to you
(Child
noises)
(Awkward
silence)
Can we
do a roll
call?
Sorry, I just
stepped
away for a
minute
Is anyone
on the
line?
Sorry, I'm
having
connection
issues
Action
items
Does
anyone have
anything
further?
And my
point
is…
Can
everyone
please go
on mute?
Okay,
let's get
started
No, it's
still
loading
(Heavy
breathing)
I agree
with
_____
And your
point
is….
Hello?
Hello?
Who are
we still
waiting
on?
Can you
email that
to me?
Sorry, I'm
late (insert
lame
excuse)
(Sound of
someone
typing,
possibly with
a hammer)
Next
slide
please
We'll have to
run that by
senior
management
I'm sorry, I
thought I
was on
mute
(Bathroom
noises)
Hi, who
just
joined?
Sorry, didn't
catch that,
can you
repeat?
Is ___
still on
the line?
Can we
take a
step
back?
Let's table
that until
the next
call
Does
everyone
have the
agenda?
Let's
move
on
You're
breaking
up
I'll have to
get back
to you
Coughing
Sorry,
I'm
driving
Can we
take this
offline?
(Animal
noises)
Hi, can
you hear
me?
Can you
email that
to
everyone?
I'm sorry,
you cut
out there
Sorry, I
accidentally
dropped off
I think
there's
a lag
Echo
noise
Wait, go
back a
slide
We'll wait
a few
more
minutes
Airport
noises
I'm sorry,
I was on
mute
_____
won't be
joining us
today
Questions
anyone?
(Pen
tapping)
Can you
repeat
that?
Uh, you're
still sharing
your
screen...
We're
coming up
on the
hour
Sorry, I had
the wrong
meeting
passcode
Hey Guys, I
have to jump
to another
call