Redneck Bingo

This bingo card has a free space and 29 words: Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen., You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't, You've ever stolen toilet paper., You prefer car keys to Q-tips., You take a fishing pole into Sea World., The primary color of your car is bondo., you have ever bar-b-qued Spam on the grill., your other truck is made by John Deere., Birds are attracted to your beard., You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately., You've ever given rat traps as gifts., you have a rag for a gas cap., You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food., Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does., Your wife's best pair of shoes are steel-toed Red Wings., You use lava soap more than three times a day., Ya celebrate groundhog day (cause ya believe in it!!), You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occassions., You throw a beer can out the truck window and your wife shoots it., You have a hook in your shower to hang your hat on., Your parakeet knows the phrase "Open up, Police!"., You have purchased a 40 pack of deer fly patches., There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck., You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear., you mow the front yard and find a car., People hear your car a long time before they see it., The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot., Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes. and You think a chain saw is a musical instrument..

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