Asshole Apology Bingo

Asshole Apology Bingo Card
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This bingo card has a free space and 24 words: "I will always love you", Blames addiction, "I've recommitted myself to God", Finds a way to blame you for "feeling trapped", "we were just kids" / "we got married young", Finds a way to blame pressure to get married when he didn't want to, Blames the other woman, "I'm sorry my actions were hurtful", Misc. invocation of newfound commitment to religion, Goes entire letter without saying "Sorry I cheated", Unearned mention of Dobby, D/K/N, or other people who were actually there for you, Long passage about how lonely/sad he is now, Unearned mention of his family (esp. his sisters) and how important you are to them, Weird paragraph mentioning being back in Kansas, Inappropriate use of inside joke/pet name between you, Finds a way to shoehorn how hard it was to work to support the family/the pressure of the business, Blames his general feeling of existential dread, Weird life update that you never asked for, "I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me", "Regardless of my actions, I cherished our time together", Unwelcome update on whether he's still with the other woman or not, Letter leaves you feeling as if this is SOMEHOW your fault, Blames religion somehow and Shoehorned mention of some kind of therapy / counseling / reason he's better now.

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