HOLIDAY BINGO

This bingo card has a free space and 43 words: Been chased by a rez dog, Bees scare you more than rez dogs, Flies scare you more than rez dogs, Grew up on Bepsi, Was cast on the quintessential native movie ‘Smoke Signals’, Has dipped their toe in each ocean surrounding Turtle Island, Was the first indigenous woman psychiatrist in Canada, Forgot someone was your cousin cause you have too many to keep track of, Speaks more “natively” when with cousins, Follows Relentless Indigenous Woman on Facebook, Enjoys threatening to eat local wildlife to scare locals, Heard someone say “jamped’ instead of “jumped”, Gets mistaken for being from somewhere in Asia, Gets mistaken for being white, Ate muktuk, Had a spiritual & close encounter with a wild animal, Has pets who know commands in your language, Immediate fear response when you see/hear cops, Seen any kind of wild bear, Owns entire Buffy anthology on CDs, Ever said “skoden” or “stoodis”, Has/had native pattern steering wheel cover, Gone searching for sasquatch, Been camping for 7 days+, People love your bannock, Felt power course through your veins after eating dry meat, You have the urge to bead everything in your house, Your friends treat you like you’re Bear Grylls or Mantracker, Has been gifted an indigenous something to hang off of your rear view mirror, Used blankets as curtains/doors, Used a butter knife to lock your door, Used garbage bags instead of boxes to move, Has art items that double as weapons, Tears up upon hearing/feeling the drum, Still consider an ex’s family your family, Thought everyone said “bug dope” and not mosquito repellent, Watched all of Reservation Dogs, Ever eaten crushed noodle as a snack, Says no with your nose, Says yes with you eyebrows, Points with lips, Feels more comfortable with people who say Auntie and Own at least 10 pairs of beaded earrings.

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