COWLES KID BINGO

This bingo card has 25 words: had a sumdog account, knows what a preposition is, the numbers 1-9 all have a color, has asked teacher to learn math and they sent you to the stamp game instead of teaching you, had a teacher that went by their first name, knocked your own teams’ pin down in poison pinball, skipped a mandatory group choir closet, had to explain to someone that you did not go to a private school, had more teachers on the first day of high school than the last 11 years combined, has gotten yelled at for talking in line despite having your C up, stayed in for YAGO, half your peers just disappeared after 5th grade, remembers a class pet dying, TRAUMA (free!), you ate the berries on the field, your parents were ever so late for car line that the teachers took you to the office to sit and wait, you’ve been sent down from upper el to check if the flag was green or red, you’ve ever spilled the albensei cards and spent the rest of the day organizing them again, known where Argentina was since 3rd grade but you didn’t know what world war ii was about ‘til freshman year, big black triangle, long pink rectangle, small orange circle, green bridge, small dark blue triangle, big red circle, stopped talking to everyone from cowles 9th grade, except for one friend who you’ll have for the rest of your life, sick for a week, came back to school and missed literally nothing, class never turned on the overhead lights and had 20 lamps instead, your parent chaperoned a field trip and you had 5 of your classmates awkwardly in the car with you and college reading level in 4th grade, now illiterate.

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