WINTER BEER FEST

This bingo card has a free space and 68 words: “I know the owner”, Tells you other breweries aren’t charging them, Tells you where a free sticker will go, Has a stupid mug or cup that wasn’t provided, Asks for a new cup, Asks if you can rinse their cup, Inappropriate sexual Joke, Asks for a beer not on any menu, Uses fake token, Asks how to work at a brewery, “I don’t like ales”, Wife stares at husband with deep shame and regret, Smoking a huge cigar like an asshole, Excessive amount of snacks on necklace, Questions if you filled their cup up to the line, Tells you who extra swag is for, Mispronounces name of a beer, “What’s your highest ABV beer?”, Blackout drunk before 2:00pm, Asks why you didn’t bring a certain beer, Doesn’t hand you a cup but stares blankly at you like you’re the problem, Asks for beer while you are breaking down your setup, One eye moving independently, Wearing a kilt… Even though it’s February, Is a home brewer, See somebody vomit, “What’s good?”, Witness underberg being consumed, “Do you have anything that doesn’t taste like beer?”, Broken cup, “What hops are in this?”, “Do you have any ales?”, Digs in more than 3 pockets looking for tokens, Hears keys jingle in portajohn, “How long have you guys been open?”, Spills all over your table, “How do I get your hat/shirt/jacket?”, “I don’t really like craft beer”, Refused service, Cover band plays “Wagon Wheel”, Hear that annoying social yell, “You can put that in my truck!” (During breakdown), “Where are you guys located?”, Another brewery talks to you about the state of craft beer, Wearing the wrong shoes for this, That one guy singing that weird MI beer song, See someone stumble and fall, Offered Underberg, Excessive PDA witnessed, Bachelor or bachelorette party here for some reason, Offered an edible, Have to take a mental health break in your car, Repeat customer that is clearly battling demons, Insults you, “aRE yOu StiLL pOuRiNg??” (After close), “Havin’ fun yet?”, “Do you know [someone not there]?”, “Do you have any cider?”, Someone offers to sell you their homegrown hops, Tells you how many years they’ve been coming to this, Jon Cole being nice… almost too nice, Despite several menus and lists, asks what you have, “Where is [employee that isn’t here]?”, Wes O’Leary reaches his final form “Mess O’Beery”, It’s after 4:00pm and Mike Robillard still isn’t wearing a jacket, Someone harasses Wes about his Lions fandom, Group with matching outfits and I'm still upset you discontinued my favorite beer..

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