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This bingo card has a free space and 150 words: Still talks to their ex “as a friend”, No bed frame, Has one towel, Asks “wyd” at 2am, “Let’s chill” instead of planning a real date, Says they’re not ready for a relationship but acts like your partner, Only replies with emojis, Ghosts and reappears like nothing happened, “You’re too emotional”, Never posts you, Self-diagnosed narcissist (like it’s a flex), Avoids accountability like it’s lava, Says “not all men”, Makes you feel crazy for reacting, Has "bad texter" in their bio, Always “figuring themselves out”, Blames everything on Mercury retrograde, Cancels plans last minute — every time, Gives backhanded compliments, Wears sunglasses indoors, Gets defensive when you ask simple questions, Says “vibes are off” instead of just communicating, Can’t spell your name right, Has “no drama” in their bio (is the drama), Brags about ghosting people, Thinks therapy is for “crazy people”, Brings up their ex every single conversation, Says “I’m just honest” after being a jerk, Thinks love languages are a scam, Gaslights and gatekeeps, Their apartment smells like Axe body spray and vibes, All their exes are “crazy”, Picks fights when you’re happy, Their most recent selfie is from 2018, Owns a pet they don’t clean up after, Still uses Snapchat to communicate, Will not follow you back, Says “I’m not like other guys/girls”, Brings up zodiac signs only to roast you, Always has an excuse, "Can’t do labels right now”, Secretive with their phone, Every dating app bio says “don’t waste my time”, Doesn't like dogs OR cats, Has a podcast (or worse — wants one), Went to Burning Man once, won’t stop talking about it, Thinks your boundaries are “too much”, Starts trauma dumping on date one, Has “alpha” in their IG handle, Posts inspirational quotes but lives a messy life, “Let’s go with the flow”, They have an “ex” they still co-parent their dog with, Always playing devil’s advocate, Has a second phone (for work, allegedly), Asks for gas money when they pick you up, Gives “main character” monologues daily, Gets mad when you don’t laugh at their jokes, Their mom still does their laundry, Posts thirst traps with vague captions like “mood.”, Sends TikToks instead of replying, The gym is their only personality trait, “You deserve better” during arguments, Constantly “figuring things out” financially, Refuses to watch anything with subtitles, Sends you playlists instead of being emotionally available, Uses “vibe check” as a valid reason to cancel, Ghosted their last therapist, Buys crystals but doesn't do the work, Uses astrology as a weapon, Said “I don’t believe in labels” but called someone else their ex, Once told you “you’re not like other girls” unironically, Starts every convo with “so I had a dream about you…”, Thinks being emotionally unavailable is sexy, Went viral once and won’t shut up about it, Keeps saying “I’m not ready… but maybe someday”, Told you he “wasn’t ready” but got a new girl two weeks later, Asked for gas money after picking you up, Said “I don’t believe in birthdays” to avoid effort, Told you his baby mama was “just drama”, Still texted his ex “just to check in”, Called you “crazy” when you brought up valid concerns, Told you to “calm down” in the middle of an argument, Said “I’m a good guy, you just didn’t see it”, Had “trust issues” because he was the one cheating, Left you on read but was active on IG, Took 4 days to reply but always replied to his boys, Wouldn't take a picture with you in public, Claimed he “wasn’t on social media” — but had a burner, Had a mattress on the floor, Owned one plate and one fork, Didn't believe in soap with a scent, Made you split the check on the first date then asked for gas, Texted “wyd” at 11:47 PM, Called his mom every time he had to make a decision, Thought liking 4 of your pics from 2021 was flirting, Had a car but no license, Used your Netflix and got mad when you logged in, Couldn’t cook anything but eggs and vibes, Kept saying “real men provide” but you paid for everything, Said “I don’t do drama” while actively causing drama, Lied about his height — and you had receipts, Said he “lost feelings” but never explained why, Loved bombing in week one, disappearing by week two, Never washed his sheets — you had to ask, “I was just raised different” (he wasn’t), Used “bro” and “babe” interchangeably, Had a SoundCloud, no job, Always said “let’s see what happens”, Played Xbox while you cried, Said “you deserve better” as a breakup line, Got mad you didn’t say “thank you” for gaslighting, Had 4 unread messages from his “sister”, Didn’t believe in therapy because “he handled it himself”, Claimed he was spiritual but couldn’t name one crystal, Took your charger and never returned it, Said “I’m different” then acted the same, Called his ex “crazy” — now you’re the ex, Blocked you, then unblocked you a week later, Slept at your place 5 nights a week but paid for nothing, Couldn’t afford flowers, but had weed every day, Reposted “kings don’t chase” while begging you not to leave, Called everything “feminine” as an insult, Forgot your birthday… but not the Super Bowl, Couldn’t hold a conversation without making it about him, Told you “I never said we were exclusive” after 3 months, Had no headboard, no shame, Texted “u up?” when you clearly weren’t, Called your friends “too opinionated”, Complimented you only when you threatened to leave, Wouldn’t admit he was wrong — ever, Claimed he was “loyal” while sliding into DMs, Took you to his friend’s house instead of a real date, Said “you’re overthinking it” to shut you up, Constantly had you guessing, Told you “you’re not my type, but I’m into you” 😒, Gave you a hoodie then asked for it back, Was always “going through something” when he messed up, Didn’t post you, but watched all your stories, Knew your location, never told you his, Talked about being “alpha” but cried over Warzone, Had “entrepreneur” in his bio and no LLC, Said “it’s not that deep” when it WAS that deep, Thought accountability was an attack, Asked “why do we even have to define it?”, Got jealous when you glowed up, Refused to take pictures — said he was “private”, Followed IG models like it was a job, Only called when he was bored or broke, Told you “you changed” when you finally got boundaries and Had all the red flags — but made YOU feel guilty.

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