I canread, Iswear.It bothersme. Itbothers meso much.I am sounhappy.*emdashmention**crunchingon ice*I'm prettysure that'snot howthat works.*bigsigh**miserableface*You'rekiddingme.I don'twant to dothis (atall).*intensefocus*This isgross.This is whyeuthanasiashould belegal.I wouldliterally ratherbe doinganything elseright now.I should getmy water (orotherfood/watermention)homicidalragementionWhat am Ireading? (orother suchmentions)I don'tunderstand.*passivevoicemention**whiningsounds*I'mgenuinelyso mad.*confusion/contemplatinglife*I want todie/I wanttoexplode.This is like,activelyhurtingme.I want tocrawl outof myskin.I hate this/Ihateeverything.I can't Ican't Ican't (onrepeat)I'mgoinginsane.Put meout of mymisery.*punctuationmention (notrelated toem dashes)*Can youtell howenthusedI am?I canread, Iswear.It bothersme. Itbothers meso much.I am sounhappy.*emdashmention**crunchingon ice*I'm prettysure that'snot howthat works.*bigsigh**miserableface*You'rekiddingme.I don'twant to dothis (atall).*intensefocus*This isgross.This is whyeuthanasiashould belegal.I wouldliterally ratherbe doinganything elseright now.I should getmy water (orotherfood/watermention)homicidalragementionWhat am Ireading? (orother suchmentions)I don'tunderstand.*passivevoicemention**whiningsounds*I'mgenuinelyso mad.*confusion/contemplatinglife*I want todie/I wanttoexplode.This is like,activelyhurtingme.I want tocrawl outof myskin.I hate this/Ihateeverything.I can't Ican't Ican't (onrepeat)I'mgoinginsane.Put meout of mymisery.*punctuationmention (notrelated toem dashes)*Can youtell howenthusedI am?

Kats' Suffering - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I can read, I swear.
  2. It bothers me. It bothers me so much.
  3. I am so unhappy.
  4. *em dash mention*
  5. *crunching on ice*
  6. I'm pretty sure that's not how that works.
  7. *big sigh*
  8. *miserable face*
  9. You're kidding me.
  10. I don't want to do this (at all).
  11. *intense focus*
  12. This is gross.
  13. This is why euthanasia should be legal.
  14. I would literally rather be doing anything else right now.
  15. I should get my water (or other food/water mention)
  16. homicidal rage mention
  17. What am I reading? (or other such mentions)
  18. I don't understand.
  19. *passive voice mention*
  20. *whining sounds*
  21. I'm genuinely so mad.
  22. *confusion/ contemplating life*
  23. I want to die/I want to explode.
  24. This is like, actively hurting me.
  25. I want to crawl out of my skin.
  26. I hate this/I hate everything.
  27. I can't I can't I can't (on repeat)
  28. I'm going insane.
  29. Put me out of my misery.
  30. *punctuation mention (not related to em dashes)*
  31. Can you tell how enthused I am?