Says thequote,"Everyonegatherround"Says,"follow me"and goes ona side questResponds "Ihave ananswer" to "Ihave aquestion"statementTells a storyfrom whenhe wasacting duringa productionRandomlyyells for aspecificnumber ofpeopleJokes thathis name isJohnson,not GodDiscussesa currentworldcrisisCallsusunwellSays, "it'llonly take aminute" (andit takes waylonger)MentionsNazisAsks abouta problemafter it'sbeen solvedWalksin lateMentionsheartattackDemandsattentionIgnoresstudent whoenteredwhile he'steachingTells astory ofpersonalinjuryRandomlyjumps intoconversation byone-upping thelast speaker'sstatementMentionsA.I.RaiseseyebrowsduringconversationLeaveshalfwaythroughexplainingwhat he wantsSays,"Storytime!"(The quotenot a fullstory)"Tenthands"Twirlingkeys aroundfinger whilewhistlingStartspantomimingLeavesbefore fullyansweringthe questionSays thequote,"Everyonegatherround"Says,"follow me"and goes ona side questResponds "Ihave ananswer" to "Ihave aquestion"statementTells a storyfrom whenhe wasacting duringa productionRandomlyyells for aspecificnumber ofpeopleJokes thathis name isJohnson,not GodDiscussesa currentworldcrisisCallsusunwellSays, "it'llonly take aminute" (andit takes waylonger)MentionsNazisAsks abouta problemafter it'sbeen solvedWalksin lateMentionsheartattackDemandsattentionIgnoresstudent whoenteredwhile he'steachingTells astory ofpersonalinjuryRandomlyjumps intoconversation byone-upping thelast speaker'sstatementMentionsA.I.RaiseseyebrowsduringconversationLeaveshalfwaythroughexplainingwhat he wantsSays,"Storytime!"(The quotenot a fullstory)"Tenthands"Twirlingkeys aroundfinger whilewhistlingStartspantomimingLeavesbefore fullyansweringthe question

ULTIMATE JOHNSON BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Says the quote, "Everyone gather round"
  2. Says, "follow me" and goes on a side quest
  3. Responds "I have an answer" to "I have a question" statement
  4. Tells a story from when he was acting during a production
  5. Randomly yells for a specific number of people
  6. Jokes that his name is Johnson, not God
  7. Discusses a current world crisis
  8. Calls us unwell
  9. Says, "it'll only take a minute" (and it takes way longer)
  10. Mentions Nazis
  11. Asks about a problem after it's been solved
  12. Walks in late
  13. Mentions heart attack
  14. Demands attention
  15. Ignores student who entered while he's teaching
  16. Tells a story of personal injury
  17. Randomly jumps into conversation by one-upping the last speaker's statement
  18. Mentions A.I.
  19. Raises eyebrows during conversation
  20. Leaves halfway through explaining what he wants
  21. Says, "Storytime!" (The quote not a full story)
  22. "Tent hands"
  23. Twirling keys around finger while whistling
  24. Starts pantomiming
  25. Leaves before fully answering the question