Tells astory ofpersonalinjuryRandomlyyells for aspecificnumber ofpeopleDemandsattentionRaiseseyebrowsduringconversationJokes thathis name isJohnson,not GodMentionsheartattackTwirlingkeys aroundfinger whilewhistlingIgnoresstudent whoenteredwhile he'steachingLeavesbefore fullyansweringthe questionAsks abouta problemafter it'sbeen solvedMentionsA.I.Leaveshalfwaythroughexplainingwhat he wantsSays thequote,"Everyonegatherround"Says,"Storytime!"(The quotenot a fullstory)Tells a storyfrom whenhe wasacting duringa productionDiscussesa currentworldcrisisMentionsNazisSays,"follow me"and goes ona side questResponds "Ihave ananswer" to "Ihave aquestion"statementCallsusunwellWalksin lateRandomlyjumps intoconversation byone-upping thelast speaker'sstatementSays, "it'llonly take aminute" (andit takes waylonger)"Tenthands"StartspantomimingTells astory ofpersonalinjuryRandomlyyells for aspecificnumber ofpeopleDemandsattentionRaiseseyebrowsduringconversationJokes thathis name isJohnson,not GodMentionsheartattackTwirlingkeys aroundfinger whilewhistlingIgnoresstudent whoenteredwhile he'steachingLeavesbefore fullyansweringthe questionAsks abouta problemafter it'sbeen solvedMentionsA.I.Leaveshalfwaythroughexplainingwhat he wantsSays thequote,"Everyonegatherround"Says,"Storytime!"(The quotenot a fullstory)Tells a storyfrom whenhe wasacting duringa productionDiscussesa currentworldcrisisMentionsNazisSays,"follow me"and goes ona side questResponds "Ihave ananswer" to "Ihave aquestion"statementCallsusunwellWalksin lateRandomlyjumps intoconversation byone-upping thelast speaker'sstatementSays, "it'llonly take aminute" (andit takes waylonger)"Tenthands"Startspantomiming

ULTIMATE JOHNSON BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Tells a story of personal injury
  2. Randomly yells for a specific number of people
  3. Demands attention
  4. Raises eyebrows during conversation
  5. Jokes that his name is Johnson, not God
  6. Mentions heart attack
  7. Twirling keys around finger while whistling
  8. Ignores student who entered while he's teaching
  9. Leaves before fully answering the question
  10. Asks about a problem after it's been solved
  11. Mentions A.I.
  12. Leaves halfway through explaining what he wants
  13. Says the quote, "Everyone gather round"
  14. Says, "Storytime!" (The quote not a full story)
  15. Tells a story from when he was acting during a production
  16. Discusses a current world crisis
  17. Mentions Nazis
  18. Says, "follow me" and goes on a side quest
  19. Responds "I have an answer" to "I have a question" statement
  20. Calls us unwell
  21. Walks in late
  22. Randomly jumps into conversation by one-upping the last speaker's statement
  23. Says, "it'll only take a minute" (and it takes way longer)
  24. "Tent hands"
  25. Starts pantomiming