Meth wasin thehospitalfood.I'm not herefor drugs I'mhere for myhurt ankle.I used myfriends cuttingboard thatthey used tocut cocaine.My dog atesome"grass" andthen lickedmy face.I onlydrink onmy daysoff.I onlydrank onekombucha.I stoppedyesterday sonot sure whyI am positivetoday!I was at aconcert andmy friendwassmoking.Your test iswrong; youmust have usedmy neighbor'spee.I was at a partyand smelled thesmoke, I neversmoked itmyself.My boyfriendblew hissmoke intomy mouth.It's notaddictionits just ahabitI was onlytakingherbsThe nursegave mepills, theymust havebeen illegal.My friendtold me itwassugar!I don't dometh; Ijust usedit.Meth wasin thehospitalfood.I'm not herefor drugs I'mhere for myhurt ankle.I used myfriends cuttingboard thatthey used tocut cocaine.My dog atesome"grass" andthen lickedmy face.I onlydrink onmy daysoff.I onlydrank onekombucha.I stoppedyesterday sonot sure whyI am positivetoday!I was at aconcert andmy friendwassmoking.Your test iswrong; youmust have usedmy neighbor'spee.I was at a partyand smelled thesmoke, I neversmoked itmyself.My boyfriendblew hissmoke intomy mouth.It's notaddictionits just ahabitI was onlytakingherbsThe nursegave mepills, theymust havebeen illegal.My friendtold me itwassugar!I don't dometh; Ijust usedit.

Hospital Humor - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Meth was in the hospital food.
  2. I'm not here for drugs I'm here for my hurt ankle.
  3. I used my friends cutting board that they used to cut cocaine.
  4. My dog ate some "grass" and then licked my face.
  5. I only drink on my days off.
  6. I only drank one kombucha.
  7. I stopped yesterday so not sure why I am positive today!
  8. I was at a concert and my friend was smoking.
  9. Your test is wrong; you must have used my neighbor's pee.
  10. I was at a party and smelled the smoke, I never smoked it myself.
  11. My boyfriend blew his smoke into my mouth.
  12. It's not addiction its just a habit
  13. I was only taking herbs
  14. The nurse gave me pills, they must have been illegal.
  15. My friend told me it was sugar!
  16. I don't do meth; I just used it.