I onlydrink onmy daysoff.I used myfriends cuttingboard thatthey used tocut cocaine.My dog atesome"grass" andthen lickedmy face.My boyfriendblew hissmoke intomy mouth.I onlydrank onekombucha.I was onlytakingherbsMeth wasin thehospitalfood.I was at a partyand smelled thesmoke, I neversmoked itmyself.It's notaddictionits just ahabitMy friendtold me itwassugar!I don't dometh; Ijust usedit.I was at aconcert andmy friendwassmoking.I stoppedyesterday sonot sure whyI am positivetoday!Your test iswrong; youmust have usedmy neighbor'spee.The nursegave mepills, theymust havebeen illegal.I'm not herefor drugs I'mhere for myhurt ankle.I onlydrink onmy daysoff.I used myfriends cuttingboard thatthey used tocut cocaine.My dog atesome"grass" andthen lickedmy face.My boyfriendblew hissmoke intomy mouth.I onlydrank onekombucha.I was onlytakingherbsMeth wasin thehospitalfood.I was at a partyand smelled thesmoke, I neversmoked itmyself.It's notaddictionits just ahabitMy friendtold me itwassugar!I don't dometh; Ijust usedit.I was at aconcert andmy friendwassmoking.I stoppedyesterday sonot sure whyI am positivetoday!Your test iswrong; youmust have usedmy neighbor'spee.The nursegave mepills, theymust havebeen illegal.I'm not herefor drugs I'mhere for myhurt ankle.

Hospital Humor - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I only drink on my days off.
  2. I used my friends cutting board that they used to cut cocaine.
  3. My dog ate some "grass" and then licked my face.
  4. My boyfriend blew his smoke into my mouth.
  5. I only drank one kombucha.
  6. I was only taking herbs
  7. Meth was in the hospital food.
  8. I was at a party and smelled the smoke, I never smoked it myself.
  9. It's not addiction its just a habit
  10. My friend told me it was sugar!
  11. I don't do meth; I just used it.
  12. I was at a concert and my friend was smoking.
  13. I stopped yesterday so not sure why I am positive today!
  14. Your test is wrong; you must have used my neighbor's pee.
  15. The nurse gave me pills, they must have been illegal.
  16. I'm not here for drugs I'm here for my hurt ankle.