I was at aconcert andmy friendwassmoking.My friendtold me itwassugar!Your test iswrong; youmust have usedmy neighbor'spee.I was onlytakingherbsMeth wasin thehospitalfood.My dog atesome"grass" andthen lickedmy face.I used myfriends cuttingboard thatthey used tocut cocaine.I stoppedyesterday sonot sure whyI am positivetoday!I don't dometh; Ijust usedit.I onlydrink onmy daysoff.I was at a partyand smelled thesmoke, I neversmoked itmyself.My boyfriendblew hissmoke intomy mouth.It's notaddictionits just ahabitThe nursegave mepills, theymust havebeen illegal.I'm not herefor drugs I'mhere for myhurt ankle.I onlydrank onekombucha.I was at aconcert andmy friendwassmoking.My friendtold me itwassugar!Your test iswrong; youmust have usedmy neighbor'spee.I was onlytakingherbsMeth wasin thehospitalfood.My dog atesome"grass" andthen lickedmy face.I used myfriends cuttingboard thatthey used tocut cocaine.I stoppedyesterday sonot sure whyI am positivetoday!I don't dometh; Ijust usedit.I onlydrink onmy daysoff.I was at a partyand smelled thesmoke, I neversmoked itmyself.My boyfriendblew hissmoke intomy mouth.It's notaddictionits just ahabitThe nursegave mepills, theymust havebeen illegal.I'm not herefor drugs I'mhere for myhurt ankle.I onlydrank onekombucha.

Hospital Humor - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I was at a concert and my friend was smoking.
  2. My friend told me it was sugar!
  3. Your test is wrong; you must have used my neighbor's pee.
  4. I was only taking herbs
  5. Meth was in the hospital food.
  6. My dog ate some "grass" and then licked my face.
  7. I used my friends cutting board that they used to cut cocaine.
  8. I stopped yesterday so not sure why I am positive today!
  9. I don't do meth; I just used it.
  10. I only drink on my days off.
  11. I was at a party and smelled the smoke, I never smoked it myself.
  12. My boyfriend blew his smoke into my mouth.
  13. It's not addiction its just a habit
  14. The nurse gave me pills, they must have been illegal.
  15. I'm not here for drugs I'm here for my hurt ankle.
  16. I only drank one kombucha.