My dog atesome"grass" andthen lickedmy face.I stoppedyesterday sonot sure whyI am positivetoday!My friendtold me itwassugar!Your test iswrong; youmust have usedmy neighbor'spee.I was at aconcert andmy friendwassmoking.The nursegave mepills, theymust havebeen illegal.I used myfriends cuttingboard thatthey used tocut cocaine.I was at a partyand smelled thesmoke, I neversmoked itmyself.Meth wasin thehospitalfood.My boyfriendblew hissmoke intomy mouth.It's notaddictionits just ahabitI was onlytakingherbsI onlydrink onmy daysoff.I onlydrank onekombucha.I don't dometh; Ijust usedit.I'm not herefor drugs I'mhere for myhurt ankle.My dog atesome"grass" andthen lickedmy face.I stoppedyesterday sonot sure whyI am positivetoday!My friendtold me itwassugar!Your test iswrong; youmust have usedmy neighbor'spee.I was at aconcert andmy friendwassmoking.The nursegave mepills, theymust havebeen illegal.I used myfriends cuttingboard thatthey used tocut cocaine.I was at a partyand smelled thesmoke, I neversmoked itmyself.Meth wasin thehospitalfood.My boyfriendblew hissmoke intomy mouth.It's notaddictionits just ahabitI was onlytakingherbsI onlydrink onmy daysoff.I onlydrank onekombucha.I don't dometh; Ijust usedit.I'm not herefor drugs I'mhere for myhurt ankle.

Hospital Humor - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. My dog ate some "grass" and then licked my face.
  2. I stopped yesterday so not sure why I am positive today!
  3. My friend told me it was sugar!
  4. Your test is wrong; you must have used my neighbor's pee.
  5. I was at a concert and my friend was smoking.
  6. The nurse gave me pills, they must have been illegal.
  7. I used my friends cutting board that they used to cut cocaine.
  8. I was at a party and smelled the smoke, I never smoked it myself.
  9. Meth was in the hospital food.
  10. My boyfriend blew his smoke into my mouth.
  11. It's not addiction its just a habit
  12. I was only taking herbs
  13. I only drink on my days off.
  14. I only drank one kombucha.
  15. I don't do meth; I just used it.
  16. I'm not here for drugs I'm here for my hurt ankle.