I was onlytakingherbsI onlydrank onekombucha.I was at a partyand smelled thesmoke, I neversmoked itmyself.It's notaddictionits just ahabitMy boyfriendblew hissmoke intomy mouth.Meth wasin thehospitalfood.I don't dometh; Ijust usedit.My friendtold me itwassugar!I'm not herefor drugs I'mhere for myhurt ankle.I used myfriends cuttingboard thatthey used tocut cocaine.My dog atesome"grass" andthen lickedmy face.I stoppedyesterday sonot sure whyI am positivetoday!I onlydrink onmy daysoff.I was at aconcert andmy friendwassmoking.The nursegave mepills, theymust havebeen illegal.Your test iswrong; youmust have usedmy neighbor'spee.I was onlytakingherbsI onlydrank onekombucha.I was at a partyand smelled thesmoke, I neversmoked itmyself.It's notaddictionits just ahabitMy boyfriendblew hissmoke intomy mouth.Meth wasin thehospitalfood.I don't dometh; Ijust usedit.My friendtold me itwassugar!I'm not herefor drugs I'mhere for myhurt ankle.I used myfriends cuttingboard thatthey used tocut cocaine.My dog atesome"grass" andthen lickedmy face.I stoppedyesterday sonot sure whyI am positivetoday!I onlydrink onmy daysoff.I was at aconcert andmy friendwassmoking.The nursegave mepills, theymust havebeen illegal.Your test iswrong; youmust have usedmy neighbor'spee.

Hospital Humor - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I was only taking herbs
  2. I only drank one kombucha.
  3. I was at a party and smelled the smoke, I never smoked it myself.
  4. It's not addiction its just a habit
  5. My boyfriend blew his smoke into my mouth.
  6. Meth was in the hospital food.
  7. I don't do meth; I just used it.
  8. My friend told me it was sugar!
  9. I'm not here for drugs I'm here for my hurt ankle.
  10. I used my friends cutting board that they used to cut cocaine.
  11. My dog ate some "grass" and then licked my face.
  12. I stopped yesterday so not sure why I am positive today!
  13. I only drink on my days off.
  14. I was at a concert and my friend was smoking.
  15. The nurse gave me pills, they must have been illegal.
  16. Your test is wrong; you must have used my neighbor's pee.