The nursegave mepills, theymust havebeen illegal.I onlydrank onekombucha.I was at aconcert andmy friendwassmoking.My boyfriendblew hissmoke intomy mouth.I used myfriends cuttingboard thatthey used tocut cocaine.Your test iswrong; youmust have usedmy neighbor'spee.I was onlytakingherbsMy friendtold me itwassugar!I onlydrink onmy daysoff.It's notaddictionits just ahabitI'm not herefor drugs I'mhere for myhurt ankle.My dog atesome"grass" andthen lickedmy face.I was at a partyand smelled thesmoke, I neversmoked itmyself.Meth wasin thehospitalfood.I stoppedyesterday sonot sure whyI am positivetoday!I don't dometh; Ijust usedit.The nursegave mepills, theymust havebeen illegal.I onlydrank onekombucha.I was at aconcert andmy friendwassmoking.My boyfriendblew hissmoke intomy mouth.I used myfriends cuttingboard thatthey used tocut cocaine.Your test iswrong; youmust have usedmy neighbor'spee.I was onlytakingherbsMy friendtold me itwassugar!I onlydrink onmy daysoff.It's notaddictionits just ahabitI'm not herefor drugs I'mhere for myhurt ankle.My dog atesome"grass" andthen lickedmy face.I was at a partyand smelled thesmoke, I neversmoked itmyself.Meth wasin thehospitalfood.I stoppedyesterday sonot sure whyI am positivetoday!I don't dometh; Ijust usedit.

Hospital Humor - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The nurse gave me pills, they must have been illegal.
  2. I only drank one kombucha.
  3. I was at a concert and my friend was smoking.
  4. My boyfriend blew his smoke into my mouth.
  5. I used my friends cutting board that they used to cut cocaine.
  6. Your test is wrong; you must have used my neighbor's pee.
  7. I was only taking herbs
  8. My friend told me it was sugar!
  9. I only drink on my days off.
  10. It's not addiction its just a habit
  11. I'm not here for drugs I'm here for my hurt ankle.
  12. My dog ate some "grass" and then licked my face.
  13. I was at a party and smelled the smoke, I never smoked it myself.
  14. Meth was in the hospital food.
  15. I stopped yesterday so not sure why I am positive today!
  16. I don't do meth; I just used it.