I was at aconcert andmy friendwassmoking.My friendtold me itwassugar!I don't dometh; Ijust usedit.I was onlytakingherbsI used myfriends cuttingboard thatthey used tocut cocaine.The nursegave mepills, theymust havebeen illegal.It's notaddictionits just ahabitI'm not herefor drugs I'mhere for myhurt ankle.I onlydrink onmy daysoff.Your test iswrong; youmust have usedmy neighbor'spee.I was at a partyand smelled thesmoke, I neversmoked itmyself.Meth wasin thehospitalfood.I onlydrank onekombucha.I stoppedyesterday sonot sure whyI am positivetoday!My boyfriendblew hissmoke intomy mouth.My dog atesome"grass" andthen lickedmy face.I was at aconcert andmy friendwassmoking.My friendtold me itwassugar!I don't dometh; Ijust usedit.I was onlytakingherbsI used myfriends cuttingboard thatthey used tocut cocaine.The nursegave mepills, theymust havebeen illegal.It's notaddictionits just ahabitI'm not herefor drugs I'mhere for myhurt ankle.I onlydrink onmy daysoff.Your test iswrong; youmust have usedmy neighbor'spee.I was at a partyand smelled thesmoke, I neversmoked itmyself.Meth wasin thehospitalfood.I onlydrank onekombucha.I stoppedyesterday sonot sure whyI am positivetoday!My boyfriendblew hissmoke intomy mouth.My dog atesome"grass" andthen lickedmy face.

Hospital Humor - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I was at a concert and my friend was smoking.
  2. My friend told me it was sugar!
  3. I don't do meth; I just used it.
  4. I was only taking herbs
  5. I used my friends cutting board that they used to cut cocaine.
  6. The nurse gave me pills, they must have been illegal.
  7. It's not addiction its just a habit
  8. I'm not here for drugs I'm here for my hurt ankle.
  9. I only drink on my days off.
  10. Your test is wrong; you must have used my neighbor's pee.
  11. I was at a party and smelled the smoke, I never smoked it myself.
  12. Meth was in the hospital food.
  13. I only drank one kombucha.
  14. I stopped yesterday so not sure why I am positive today!
  15. My boyfriend blew his smoke into my mouth.
  16. My dog ate some "grass" and then licked my face.