I was at a partyand smelled thesmoke, I neversmoked itmyself.I was onlytakingherbsIt's notaddictionits just ahabitI onlydrank onekombucha.Meth wasin thehospitalfood.I'm not herefor drugs I'mhere for myhurt ankle.I was at aconcert andmy friendwassmoking.I don't dometh; Ijust usedit.My boyfriendblew hissmoke intomy mouth.Your test iswrong; youmust have usedmy neighbor'spee.I stoppedyesterday sonot sure whyI am positivetoday!I onlydrink onmy daysoff.I used myfriends cuttingboard thatthey used tocut cocaine.My friendtold me itwassugar!My dog atesome"grass" andthen lickedmy face.The nursegave mepills, theymust havebeen illegal.I was at a partyand smelled thesmoke, I neversmoked itmyself.I was onlytakingherbsIt's notaddictionits just ahabitI onlydrank onekombucha.Meth wasin thehospitalfood.I'm not herefor drugs I'mhere for myhurt ankle.I was at aconcert andmy friendwassmoking.I don't dometh; Ijust usedit.My boyfriendblew hissmoke intomy mouth.Your test iswrong; youmust have usedmy neighbor'spee.I stoppedyesterday sonot sure whyI am positivetoday!I onlydrink onmy daysoff.I used myfriends cuttingboard thatthey used tocut cocaine.My friendtold me itwassugar!My dog atesome"grass" andthen lickedmy face.The nursegave mepills, theymust havebeen illegal.

Hospital Humor - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I was at a party and smelled the smoke, I never smoked it myself.
  2. I was only taking herbs
  3. It's not addiction its just a habit
  4. I only drank one kombucha.
  5. Meth was in the hospital food.
  6. I'm not here for drugs I'm here for my hurt ankle.
  7. I was at a concert and my friend was smoking.
  8. I don't do meth; I just used it.
  9. My boyfriend blew his smoke into my mouth.
  10. Your test is wrong; you must have used my neighbor's pee.
  11. I stopped yesterday so not sure why I am positive today!
  12. I only drink on my days off.
  13. I used my friends cutting board that they used to cut cocaine.
  14. My friend told me it was sugar!
  15. My dog ate some "grass" and then licked my face.
  16. The nurse gave me pills, they must have been illegal.