I was at aconcert andmy friendwassmoking.I stoppedyesterday sonot sure whyI am positivetoday!The nursegave mepills, theymust havebeen illegal.I was onlytakingherbsMy dog atesome"grass" andthen lickedmy face.I onlydrink onmy daysoff.I'm not herefor drugs I'mhere for myhurt ankle.I onlydrank onekombucha.I was at a partyand smelled thesmoke, I neversmoked itmyself.Meth wasin thehospitalfood.I used myfriends cuttingboard thatthey used tocut cocaine.I don't dometh; Ijust usedit.It's notaddictionits just ahabitMy friendtold me itwassugar!My boyfriendblew hissmoke intomy mouth.Your test iswrong; youmust have usedmy neighbor'spee.I was at aconcert andmy friendwassmoking.I stoppedyesterday sonot sure whyI am positivetoday!The nursegave mepills, theymust havebeen illegal.I was onlytakingherbsMy dog atesome"grass" andthen lickedmy face.I onlydrink onmy daysoff.I'm not herefor drugs I'mhere for myhurt ankle.I onlydrank onekombucha.I was at a partyand smelled thesmoke, I neversmoked itmyself.Meth wasin thehospitalfood.I used myfriends cuttingboard thatthey used tocut cocaine.I don't dometh; Ijust usedit.It's notaddictionits just ahabitMy friendtold me itwassugar!My boyfriendblew hissmoke intomy mouth.Your test iswrong; youmust have usedmy neighbor'spee.

Hospital Humor - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I was at a concert and my friend was smoking.
  2. I stopped yesterday so not sure why I am positive today!
  3. The nurse gave me pills, they must have been illegal.
  4. I was only taking herbs
  5. My dog ate some "grass" and then licked my face.
  6. I only drink on my days off.
  7. I'm not here for drugs I'm here for my hurt ankle.
  8. I only drank one kombucha.
  9. I was at a party and smelled the smoke, I never smoked it myself.
  10. Meth was in the hospital food.
  11. I used my friends cutting board that they used to cut cocaine.
  12. I don't do meth; I just used it.
  13. It's not addiction its just a habit
  14. My friend told me it was sugar!
  15. My boyfriend blew his smoke into my mouth.
  16. Your test is wrong; you must have used my neighbor's pee.