I don't dometh; Ijust usedit.I was onlytakingherbsIt's notaddictionits just ahabitI'm not herefor drugs I'mhere for myhurt ankle.My friendtold me itwassugar!I onlydrink onmy daysoff.My boyfriendblew hissmoke intomy mouth.I onlydrank onekombucha.The nursegave mepills, theymust havebeen illegal.My dog atesome"grass" andthen lickedmy face.I used myfriends cuttingboard thatthey used tocut cocaine.I stoppedyesterday sonot sure whyI am positivetoday!I was at a partyand smelled thesmoke, I neversmoked itmyself.Your test iswrong; youmust have usedmy neighbor'spee.Meth wasin thehospitalfood.I was at aconcert andmy friendwassmoking.I don't dometh; Ijust usedit.I was onlytakingherbsIt's notaddictionits just ahabitI'm not herefor drugs I'mhere for myhurt ankle.My friendtold me itwassugar!I onlydrink onmy daysoff.My boyfriendblew hissmoke intomy mouth.I onlydrank onekombucha.The nursegave mepills, theymust havebeen illegal.My dog atesome"grass" andthen lickedmy face.I used myfriends cuttingboard thatthey used tocut cocaine.I stoppedyesterday sonot sure whyI am positivetoday!I was at a partyand smelled thesmoke, I neversmoked itmyself.Your test iswrong; youmust have usedmy neighbor'spee.Meth wasin thehospitalfood.I was at aconcert andmy friendwassmoking.

Hospital Humor - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I don't do meth; I just used it.
  2. I was only taking herbs
  3. It's not addiction its just a habit
  4. I'm not here for drugs I'm here for my hurt ankle.
  5. My friend told me it was sugar!
  6. I only drink on my days off.
  7. My boyfriend blew his smoke into my mouth.
  8. I only drank one kombucha.
  9. The nurse gave me pills, they must have been illegal.
  10. My dog ate some "grass" and then licked my face.
  11. I used my friends cutting board that they used to cut cocaine.
  12. I stopped yesterday so not sure why I am positive today!
  13. I was at a party and smelled the smoke, I never smoked it myself.
  14. Your test is wrong; you must have used my neighbor's pee.
  15. Meth was in the hospital food.
  16. I was at a concert and my friend was smoking.