Meth wasin thehospitalfood.I was onlytakingherbsIt's notaddictionits just ahabitMy friendtold me itwassugar!I stoppedyesterday sonot sure whyI am positivetoday!I was at aconcert andmy friendwassmoking.I used myfriends cuttingboard thatthey used tocut cocaine.My dog atesome"grass" andthen lickedmy face.Your test iswrong; youmust have usedmy neighbor'spee.I onlydrank onekombucha.I onlydrink onmy daysoff.My boyfriendblew hissmoke intomy mouth.I don't dometh; Ijust usedit.The nursegave mepills, theymust havebeen illegal.I was at a partyand smelled thesmoke, I neversmoked itmyself.I'm not herefor drugs I'mhere for myhurt ankle.Meth wasin thehospitalfood.I was onlytakingherbsIt's notaddictionits just ahabitMy friendtold me itwassugar!I stoppedyesterday sonot sure whyI am positivetoday!I was at aconcert andmy friendwassmoking.I used myfriends cuttingboard thatthey used tocut cocaine.My dog atesome"grass" andthen lickedmy face.Your test iswrong; youmust have usedmy neighbor'spee.I onlydrank onekombucha.I onlydrink onmy daysoff.My boyfriendblew hissmoke intomy mouth.I don't dometh; Ijust usedit.The nursegave mepills, theymust havebeen illegal.I was at a partyand smelled thesmoke, I neversmoked itmyself.I'm not herefor drugs I'mhere for myhurt ankle.

Hospital Humor - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Meth was in the hospital food.
  2. I was only taking herbs
  3. It's not addiction its just a habit
  4. My friend told me it was sugar!
  5. I stopped yesterday so not sure why I am positive today!
  6. I was at a concert and my friend was smoking.
  7. I used my friends cutting board that they used to cut cocaine.
  8. My dog ate some "grass" and then licked my face.
  9. Your test is wrong; you must have used my neighbor's pee.
  10. I only drank one kombucha.
  11. I only drink on my days off.
  12. My boyfriend blew his smoke into my mouth.
  13. I don't do meth; I just used it.
  14. The nurse gave me pills, they must have been illegal.
  15. I was at a party and smelled the smoke, I never smoked it myself.
  16. I'm not here for drugs I'm here for my hurt ankle.