Discussesa currentworldcrisisFidgets withthumb whilediscussingsomethingseriousWalksin lateMakes fatjoke abouthimselfGets acall whileteachingDemandsattentionMentionsStanislavskiSuggestsimpossiblehanging ofan objectTells "Thesaddestsign in theworld" jokeSays, "it'llonly take aminute" (andit takes waylonger)Says,"follow me"and goes ona side questImpromptuworkshopPuts fingersto mouthwhilethinkingRandomlyyells for aspecificnumber ofpeopleLeavesbefore fullyansweringthe questionLoseshisglassesMentionsNazisSays,"Storytime!"(The quotenot a fullstory)StartspantomimingAnswersa questionwith aquestionIgnoresstudent whoenteredwhile he'steachingWears acostume(wigs don'tcount)Asks studentto go to thebooth forsomethingBurstsout insongPauses tolaugh about offtopic/intrusivethought he hadWriteinTells astory ofpersonalinjuryResponds "Ihave ananswer" to "Ihave aquestion"statementCallsusunwellMentionsA.I.Says thequote,"Everyonegatherround"Jokes thathis name isJohnson,not GodKicksfeetTells a storyfrom whenhe wasacting duringa productionBlamessomeoneelseStrikesa poseTwirlingkeys aroundfinger whilewhistlingDebatesboth sidesof anargumentPointsRaiseseyebrowsduringconversationLoseshiskeysAsks abouta problemafter it'sbeen solvedWriteinLeaveshalfwaythroughexplainingwhat he wantsMentionsheartattackSays"Actually..."But you werebeingsarcasticGrabs randomselection ofstudents tobrainstorm ananswer to hisproblemDisappearsRandomlyjumps intoconversation byone-upping thelast speaker'sstatementDiscussesa currentworldcrisisFidgets withthumb whilediscussingsomethingseriousWalksin lateMakes fatjoke abouthimselfGets acall whileteachingDemandsattentionMentionsStanislavskiSuggestsimpossiblehanging ofan objectTells "Thesaddestsign in theworld" jokeSays, "it'llonly take aminute" (andit takes waylonger)Says,"follow me"and goes ona side questImpromptuworkshopPuts fingersto mouthwhilethinkingRandomlyyells for aspecificnumber ofpeopleLeavesbefore fullyansweringthe questionLoseshisglassesMentionsNazisSays,"Storytime!"(The quotenot a fullstory)StartspantomimingAnswersa questionwith aquestionIgnoresstudent whoenteredwhile he'steachingWears acostume(wigs don'tcount)Asks studentto go to thebooth forsomethingBurstsout insongPauses tolaugh about offtopic/intrusivethought he hadWriteinTells astory ofpersonalinjuryResponds "Ihave ananswer" to "Ihave aquestion"statementCallsusunwellMentionsA.I.Says thequote,"Everyonegatherround"Jokes thathis name isJohnson,not GodKicksfeetTells a storyfrom whenhe wasacting duringa productionBlamessomeoneelseStrikesa poseTwirlingkeys aroundfinger whilewhistlingDebatesboth sidesof anargumentPointsRaiseseyebrowsduringconversationLoseshiskeysAsks abouta problemafter it'sbeen solvedWriteinLeaveshalfwaythroughexplainingwhat he wantsMentionsheartattackSays"Actually..."But you werebeingsarcasticGrabs randomselection ofstudents tobrainstorm ananswer to hisproblemDisappearsRandomlyjumps intoconversation byone-upping thelast speaker'sstatement

ULTIMATE JOHNSON BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Discusses a current world crisis
  2. Fidgets with thumb while discussing something serious
  3. Walks in late
  4. Makes fat joke about himself
  5. Gets a call while teaching
  6. Demands attention
  7. Mentions Stanislavski
  8. Suggests impossible hanging of an object
  9. Tells "The saddest sign in the world" joke
  10. Says, "it'll only take a minute" (and it takes way longer)
  11. Says, "follow me" and goes on a side quest
  12. Impromptu workshop
  13. Puts fingers to mouth while thinking
  14. Randomly yells for a specific number of people
  15. Leaves before fully answering the question
  16. Loses his glasses
  17. Mentions Nazis
  18. Says, "Storytime!" (The quote not a full story)
  19. Starts pantomiming
  20. Answers a question with a question
  21. Ignores student who entered while he's teaching
  22. Wears a costume (wigs don't count)
  23. Asks student to go to the booth for something
  24. Bursts out in song
  25. Pauses to laugh about off topic/intrusive thought he had
  26. Write in
  27. Tells a story of personal injury
  28. Responds "I have an answer" to "I have a question" statement
  29. Calls us unwell
  30. Mentions A.I.
  31. Says the quote, "Everyone gather round"
  32. Jokes that his name is Johnson, not God
  33. Kicks feet
  34. Tells a story from when he was acting during a production
  35. Blames someone else
  36. Strikes a pose
  37. Twirling keys around finger while whistling
  38. Debates both sides of an argument
  39. Points
  40. Raises eyebrows during conversation
  41. Loses his keys
  42. Asks about a problem after it's been solved
  43. Write in
  44. Leaves halfway through explaining what he wants
  45. Mentions heart attack
  46. Says "Actually..." But you were being sarcastic
  47. Grabs random selection of students to brainstorm an answer to his problem
  48. Disappears
  49. Randomly jumps into conversation by one-upping the last speaker's statement