Fidgets withthumb whilediscussingsomethingseriousWriteinKicksfeetRandomlyjumps intoconversation byone-upping thelast speaker'sstatementMentionsA.I.MentionsStanislavskiDiscussesa currentworldcrisisTells astory ofpersonalinjuryTwirlingkeys aroundfinger whilewhistlingMakes fatjoke abouthimselfAsks abouta problemafter it'sbeen solvedStartspantomimingSays,"Storytime!"(The quotenot a fullstory)Randomlyyells for aspecificnumber ofpeopleImpromptuworkshopPointsBlamessomeoneelseMentionsNazisPauses tolaugh about offtopic/intrusivethought he hadDisappearsWriteinDebatesboth sidesof anargumentMentionsheartattackLeavesbefore fullyansweringthe questionBurstsout insongIgnoresstudent whoenteredwhile he'steachingSays thequote,"Everyonegatherround"Grabs randomselection ofstudents tobrainstorm ananswer to hisproblemSays,"follow me"and goes ona side questLoseshiskeysSays, "it'llonly take aminute" (andit takes waylonger)LoseshisglassesTells "Thesaddestsign in theworld" jokeLeaveshalfwaythroughexplainingwhat he wantsCallsusunwellSuggestsimpossiblehanging ofan objectAnswersa questionwith aquestionGets acall whileteachingRaiseseyebrowsduringconversationDemandsattentionWalksin lateWears acostume(wigs don'tcount)Jokes thathis name isJohnson,not GodAsks studentto go to thebooth forsomethingPuts fingersto mouthwhilethinkingSays"Actually..."But you werebeingsarcasticStrikesa poseResponds "Ihave ananswer" to "Ihave aquestion"statementTells a storyfrom whenhe wasacting duringa productionFidgets withthumb whilediscussingsomethingseriousWriteinKicksfeetRandomlyjumps intoconversation byone-upping thelast speaker'sstatementMentionsA.I.MentionsStanislavskiDiscussesa currentworldcrisisTells astory ofpersonalinjuryTwirlingkeys aroundfinger whilewhistlingMakes fatjoke abouthimselfAsks abouta problemafter it'sbeen solvedStartspantomimingSays,"Storytime!"(The quotenot a fullstory)Randomlyyells for aspecificnumber ofpeopleImpromptuworkshopPointsBlamessomeoneelseMentionsNazisPauses tolaugh about offtopic/intrusivethought he hadDisappearsWriteinDebatesboth sidesof anargumentMentionsheartattackLeavesbefore fullyansweringthe questionBurstsout insongIgnoresstudent whoenteredwhile he'steachingSays thequote,"Everyonegatherround"Grabs randomselection ofstudents tobrainstorm ananswer to hisproblemSays,"follow me"and goes ona side questLoseshiskeysSays, "it'llonly take aminute" (andit takes waylonger)LoseshisglassesTells "Thesaddestsign in theworld" jokeLeaveshalfwaythroughexplainingwhat he wantsCallsusunwellSuggestsimpossiblehanging ofan objectAnswersa questionwith aquestionGets acall whileteachingRaiseseyebrowsduringconversationDemandsattentionWalksin lateWears acostume(wigs don'tcount)Jokes thathis name isJohnson,not GodAsks studentto go to thebooth forsomethingPuts fingersto mouthwhilethinkingSays"Actually..."But you werebeingsarcasticStrikesa poseResponds "Ihave ananswer" to "Ihave aquestion"statementTells a storyfrom whenhe wasacting duringa production

ULTIMATE JOHNSON BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Fidgets with thumb while discussing something serious
  2. Write in
  3. Kicks feet
  4. Randomly jumps into conversation by one-upping the last speaker's statement
  5. Mentions A.I.
  6. Mentions Stanislavski
  7. Discusses a current world crisis
  8. Tells a story of personal injury
  9. Twirling keys around finger while whistling
  10. Makes fat joke about himself
  11. Asks about a problem after it's been solved
  12. Starts pantomiming
  13. Says, "Storytime!" (The quote not a full story)
  14. Randomly yells for a specific number of people
  15. Impromptu workshop
  16. Points
  17. Blames someone else
  18. Mentions Nazis
  19. Pauses to laugh about off topic/intrusive thought he had
  20. Disappears
  21. Write in
  22. Debates both sides of an argument
  23. Mentions heart attack
  24. Leaves before fully answering the question
  25. Bursts out in song
  26. Ignores student who entered while he's teaching
  27. Says the quote, "Everyone gather round"
  28. Grabs random selection of students to brainstorm an answer to his problem
  29. Says, "follow me" and goes on a side quest
  30. Loses his keys
  31. Says, "it'll only take a minute" (and it takes way longer)
  32. Loses his glasses
  33. Tells "The saddest sign in the world" joke
  34. Leaves halfway through explaining what he wants
  35. Calls us unwell
  36. Suggests impossible hanging of an object
  37. Answers a question with a question
  38. Gets a call while teaching
  39. Raises eyebrows during conversation
  40. Demands attention
  41. Walks in late
  42. Wears a costume (wigs don't count)
  43. Jokes that his name is Johnson, not God
  44. Asks student to go to the booth for something
  45. Puts fingers to mouth while thinking
  46. Says "Actually..." But you were being sarcastic
  47. Strikes a pose
  48. Responds "I have an answer" to "I have a question" statement
  49. Tells a story from when he was acting during a production