Says,"follow me"and goes ona side questWears acostume(wigs don'tcount)MentionsStanislavskiWriteinMentionsNazisKicksfeetSays"Actually..."But you werebeingsarcasticFidgets withthumb whilediscussingsomethingseriousMentionsA.I.LoseshisglassesPauses tolaugh about offtopic/intrusivethought he hadGets acall whileteachingWalksin lateTells astory ofpersonalinjuryLoseshiskeysTells a storyfrom whenhe wasacting duringa productionDemandsattentionJokes thathis name isJohnson,not GodSuggestsimpossiblehanging ofan objectSays, "it'llonly take aminute" (andit takes waylonger)DisappearsSays,"Storytime!"(The quotenot a fullstory)WriteinAsks abouta problemafter it'sbeen solvedSays thequote,"Everyonegatherround"PointsDebatesboth sidesof anargumentLeaveshalfwaythroughexplainingwhat he wantsRandomlyyells for aspecificnumber ofpeopleCallsusunwellTwirlingkeys aroundfinger whilewhistlingMakes fatjoke abouthimselfBlamessomeoneelseStartspantomimingLeavesbefore fullyansweringthe questionIgnoresstudent whoenteredwhile he'steachingResponds "Ihave ananswer" to "Ihave aquestion"statementImpromptuworkshopBurstsout insongAsks studentto go to thebooth forsomethingRaiseseyebrowsduringconversationGrabs randomselection ofstudents tobrainstorm ananswer to hisproblemPuts fingersto mouthwhilethinkingMentionsheartattackRandomlyjumps intoconversation byone-upping thelast speaker'sstatementTells "Thesaddestsign in theworld" jokeDiscussesa currentworldcrisisStrikesa poseAnswersa questionwith aquestionSays,"follow me"and goes ona side questWears acostume(wigs don'tcount)MentionsStanislavskiWriteinMentionsNazisKicksfeetSays"Actually..."But you werebeingsarcasticFidgets withthumb whilediscussingsomethingseriousMentionsA.I.LoseshisglassesPauses tolaugh about offtopic/intrusivethought he hadGets acall whileteachingWalksin lateTells astory ofpersonalinjuryLoseshiskeysTells a storyfrom whenhe wasacting duringa productionDemandsattentionJokes thathis name isJohnson,not GodSuggestsimpossiblehanging ofan objectSays, "it'llonly take aminute" (andit takes waylonger)DisappearsSays,"Storytime!"(The quotenot a fullstory)WriteinAsks abouta problemafter it'sbeen solvedSays thequote,"Everyonegatherround"PointsDebatesboth sidesof anargumentLeaveshalfwaythroughexplainingwhat he wantsRandomlyyells for aspecificnumber ofpeopleCallsusunwellTwirlingkeys aroundfinger whilewhistlingMakes fatjoke abouthimselfBlamessomeoneelseStartspantomimingLeavesbefore fullyansweringthe questionIgnoresstudent whoenteredwhile he'steachingResponds "Ihave ananswer" to "Ihave aquestion"statementImpromptuworkshopBurstsout insongAsks studentto go to thebooth forsomethingRaiseseyebrowsduringconversationGrabs randomselection ofstudents tobrainstorm ananswer to hisproblemPuts fingersto mouthwhilethinkingMentionsheartattackRandomlyjumps intoconversation byone-upping thelast speaker'sstatementTells "Thesaddestsign in theworld" jokeDiscussesa currentworldcrisisStrikesa poseAnswersa questionwith aquestion

ULTIMATE JOHNSON BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Says, "follow me" and goes on a side quest
  2. Wears a costume (wigs don't count)
  3. Mentions Stanislavski
  4. Write in
  5. Mentions Nazis
  6. Kicks feet
  7. Says "Actually..." But you were being sarcastic
  8. Fidgets with thumb while discussing something serious
  9. Mentions A.I.
  10. Loses his glasses
  11. Pauses to laugh about off topic/intrusive thought he had
  12. Gets a call while teaching
  13. Walks in late
  14. Tells a story of personal injury
  15. Loses his keys
  16. Tells a story from when he was acting during a production
  17. Demands attention
  18. Jokes that his name is Johnson, not God
  19. Suggests impossible hanging of an object
  20. Says, "it'll only take a minute" (and it takes way longer)
  21. Disappears
  22. Says, "Storytime!" (The quote not a full story)
  23. Write in
  24. Asks about a problem after it's been solved
  25. Says the quote, "Everyone gather round"
  26. Points
  27. Debates both sides of an argument
  28. Leaves halfway through explaining what he wants
  29. Randomly yells for a specific number of people
  30. Calls us unwell
  31. Twirling keys around finger while whistling
  32. Makes fat joke about himself
  33. Blames someone else
  34. Starts pantomiming
  35. Leaves before fully answering the question
  36. Ignores student who entered while he's teaching
  37. Responds "I have an answer" to "I have a question" statement
  38. Impromptu workshop
  39. Bursts out in song
  40. Asks student to go to the booth for something
  41. Raises eyebrows during conversation
  42. Grabs random selection of students to brainstorm an answer to his problem
  43. Puts fingers to mouth while thinking
  44. Mentions heart attack
  45. Randomly jumps into conversation by one-upping the last speaker's statement
  46. Tells "The saddest sign in the world" joke
  47. Discusses a current world crisis
  48. Strikes a pose
  49. Answers a question with a question