MentionsNazisMentionsStanislavskiCallsusunwellWriteinSays,"Storytime!"(The quotenot a fullstory)Says,"follow me"and goes ona side questSays thequote,"Everyonegatherround"Grabs randomselection ofstudents tobrainstorm ananswer to hisproblemAnswersa questionwith aquestionStartspantomimingFidgets withthumb whilediscussingsomethingseriousSays, "it'llonly take aminute" (andit takes waylonger)Randomlyyells for aspecificnumber ofpeopleTells "Thesaddestsign in theworld" jokeDisappearsBurstsout insongWalksin lateLeavesbefore fullyansweringthe questionJokes thathis name isJohnson,not GodImpromptuworkshopStrikesa poseDiscussesa currentworldcrisisBlamessomeoneelseMentionsA.I.Ignoresstudent whoenteredwhile he'steachingLeaveshalfwaythroughexplainingwhat he wantsRaiseseyebrowsduringconversationLoseshisglassesResponds "Ihave ananswer" to "Ihave aquestion"statementRandomlyjumps intoconversation byone-upping thelast speaker'sstatementWears acostume(wigs don'tcount)PointsPauses tolaugh about offtopic/intrusivethought he hadAsks studentto go to thebooth forsomethingMentionsheartattackTells astory ofpersonalinjuryAsks abouta problemafter it'sbeen solvedWriteinPuts fingersto mouthwhilethinkingDebatesboth sidesof anargumentMakes fatjoke abouthimselfDemandsattentionLoseshiskeysGets acall whileteachingTwirlingkeys aroundfinger whilewhistlingKicksfeetTells a storyfrom whenhe wasacting duringa productionSuggestsimpossiblehanging ofan objectSays"Actually..."But you werebeingsarcasticMentionsNazisMentionsStanislavskiCallsusunwellWriteinSays,"Storytime!"(The quotenot a fullstory)Says,"follow me"and goes ona side questSays thequote,"Everyonegatherround"Grabs randomselection ofstudents tobrainstorm ananswer to hisproblemAnswersa questionwith aquestionStartspantomimingFidgets withthumb whilediscussingsomethingseriousSays, "it'llonly take aminute" (andit takes waylonger)Randomlyyells for aspecificnumber ofpeopleTells "Thesaddestsign in theworld" jokeDisappearsBurstsout insongWalksin lateLeavesbefore fullyansweringthe questionJokes thathis name isJohnson,not GodImpromptuworkshopStrikesa poseDiscussesa currentworldcrisisBlamessomeoneelseMentionsA.I.Ignoresstudent whoenteredwhile he'steachingLeaveshalfwaythroughexplainingwhat he wantsRaiseseyebrowsduringconversationLoseshisglassesResponds "Ihave ananswer" to "Ihave aquestion"statementRandomlyjumps intoconversation byone-upping thelast speaker'sstatementWears acostume(wigs don'tcount)PointsPauses tolaugh about offtopic/intrusivethought he hadAsks studentto go to thebooth forsomethingMentionsheartattackTells astory ofpersonalinjuryAsks abouta problemafter it'sbeen solvedWriteinPuts fingersto mouthwhilethinkingDebatesboth sidesof anargumentMakes fatjoke abouthimselfDemandsattentionLoseshiskeysGets acall whileteachingTwirlingkeys aroundfinger whilewhistlingKicksfeetTells a storyfrom whenhe wasacting duringa productionSuggestsimpossiblehanging ofan objectSays"Actually..."But you werebeingsarcastic

ULTIMATE JOHNSON BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Mentions Nazis
  2. Mentions Stanislavski
  3. Calls us unwell
  4. Write in
  5. Says, "Storytime!" (The quote not a full story)
  6. Says, "follow me" and goes on a side quest
  7. Says the quote, "Everyone gather round"
  8. Grabs random selection of students to brainstorm an answer to his problem
  9. Answers a question with a question
  10. Starts pantomiming
  11. Fidgets with thumb while discussing something serious
  12. Says, "it'll only take a minute" (and it takes way longer)
  13. Randomly yells for a specific number of people
  14. Tells "The saddest sign in the world" joke
  15. Disappears
  16. Bursts out in song
  17. Walks in late
  18. Leaves before fully answering the question
  19. Jokes that his name is Johnson, not God
  20. Impromptu workshop
  21. Strikes a pose
  22. Discusses a current world crisis
  23. Blames someone else
  24. Mentions A.I.
  25. Ignores student who entered while he's teaching
  26. Leaves halfway through explaining what he wants
  27. Raises eyebrows during conversation
  28. Loses his glasses
  29. Responds "I have an answer" to "I have a question" statement
  30. Randomly jumps into conversation by one-upping the last speaker's statement
  31. Wears a costume (wigs don't count)
  32. Points
  33. Pauses to laugh about off topic/intrusive thought he had
  34. Asks student to go to the booth for something
  35. Mentions heart attack
  36. Tells a story of personal injury
  37. Asks about a problem after it's been solved
  38. Write in
  39. Puts fingers to mouth while thinking
  40. Debates both sides of an argument
  41. Makes fat joke about himself
  42. Demands attention
  43. Loses his keys
  44. Gets a call while teaching
  45. Twirling keys around finger while whistling
  46. Kicks feet
  47. Tells a story from when he was acting during a production
  48. Suggests impossible hanging of an object
  49. Says "Actually..." But you were being sarcastic