BlamessomeoneelseSays"Actually..."But you werebeingsarcasticAsks abouta problemafter it'sbeen solvedImpromptuworkshopSays, "it'llonly take aminute" (andit takes waylonger)PointsPuts fingersto mouthwhilethinkingGets acall whileteachingSays thequote,"Everyonegatherround"KicksfeetBurstsout insongMentionsStanislavskiSays,"Storytime!"(The quotenot a fullstory)MentionsA.I.WriteinMakes fatjoke abouthimselfFidgets withthumb whilediscussingsomethingseriousWriteinDemandsattentionAnswersa questionwith aquestionTells a storyfrom whenhe wasacting duringa productionAsks studentto go to thebooth forsomethingTells astory ofpersonalinjuryLoseshiskeysTells "Thesaddestsign in theworld" jokeLeavesbefore fullyansweringthe questionCallsusunwellLeaveshalfwaythroughexplainingwhat he wantsSays,"follow me"and goes ona side questRaiseseyebrowsduringconversationRandomlyyells for aspecificnumber ofpeopleRandomlyjumps intoconversation byone-upping thelast speaker'sstatementStartspantomimingTwirlingkeys aroundfinger whilewhistlingWalksin lateMentionsNazisIgnoresstudent whoenteredwhile he'steachingSuggestsimpossiblehanging ofan objectLoseshisglassesDisappearsGrabs randomselection ofstudents tobrainstorm ananswer to hisproblemMentionsheartattackPauses tolaugh about offtopic/intrusivethought he hadDiscussesa currentworldcrisisResponds "Ihave ananswer" to "Ihave aquestion"statementStrikesa poseJokes thathis name isJohnson,not GodWears acostume(wigs don'tcount)Debatesboth sidesof anargumentBlamessomeoneelseSays"Actually..."But you werebeingsarcasticAsks abouta problemafter it'sbeen solvedImpromptuworkshopSays, "it'llonly take aminute" (andit takes waylonger)PointsPuts fingersto mouthwhilethinkingGets acall whileteachingSays thequote,"Everyonegatherround"KicksfeetBurstsout insongMentionsStanislavskiSays,"Storytime!"(The quotenot a fullstory)MentionsA.I.WriteinMakes fatjoke abouthimselfFidgets withthumb whilediscussingsomethingseriousWriteinDemandsattentionAnswersa questionwith aquestionTells a storyfrom whenhe wasacting duringa productionAsks studentto go to thebooth forsomethingTells astory ofpersonalinjuryLoseshiskeysTells "Thesaddestsign in theworld" jokeLeavesbefore fullyansweringthe questionCallsusunwellLeaveshalfwaythroughexplainingwhat he wantsSays,"follow me"and goes ona side questRaiseseyebrowsduringconversationRandomlyyells for aspecificnumber ofpeopleRandomlyjumps intoconversation byone-upping thelast speaker'sstatementStartspantomimingTwirlingkeys aroundfinger whilewhistlingWalksin lateMentionsNazisIgnoresstudent whoenteredwhile he'steachingSuggestsimpossiblehanging ofan objectLoseshisglassesDisappearsGrabs randomselection ofstudents tobrainstorm ananswer to hisproblemMentionsheartattackPauses tolaugh about offtopic/intrusivethought he hadDiscussesa currentworldcrisisResponds "Ihave ananswer" to "Ihave aquestion"statementStrikesa poseJokes thathis name isJohnson,not GodWears acostume(wigs don'tcount)Debatesboth sidesof anargument

ULTIMATE JOHNSON BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Blames someone else
  2. Says "Actually..." But you were being sarcastic
  3. Asks about a problem after it's been solved
  4. Impromptu workshop
  5. Says, "it'll only take a minute" (and it takes way longer)
  6. Points
  7. Puts fingers to mouth while thinking
  8. Gets a call while teaching
  9. Says the quote, "Everyone gather round"
  10. Kicks feet
  11. Bursts out in song
  12. Mentions Stanislavski
  13. Says, "Storytime!" (The quote not a full story)
  14. Mentions A.I.
  15. Write in
  16. Makes fat joke about himself
  17. Fidgets with thumb while discussing something serious
  18. Write in
  19. Demands attention
  20. Answers a question with a question
  21. Tells a story from when he was acting during a production
  22. Asks student to go to the booth for something
  23. Tells a story of personal injury
  24. Loses his keys
  25. Tells "The saddest sign in the world" joke
  26. Leaves before fully answering the question
  27. Calls us unwell
  28. Leaves halfway through explaining what he wants
  29. Says, "follow me" and goes on a side quest
  30. Raises eyebrows during conversation
  31. Randomly yells for a specific number of people
  32. Randomly jumps into conversation by one-upping the last speaker's statement
  33. Starts pantomiming
  34. Twirling keys around finger while whistling
  35. Walks in late
  36. Mentions Nazis
  37. Ignores student who entered while he's teaching
  38. Suggests impossible hanging of an object
  39. Loses his glasses
  40. Disappears
  41. Grabs random selection of students to brainstorm an answer to his problem
  42. Mentions heart attack
  43. Pauses to laugh about off topic/intrusive thought he had
  44. Discusses a current world crisis
  45. Responds "I have an answer" to "I have a question" statement
  46. Strikes a pose
  47. Jokes that his name is Johnson, not God
  48. Wears a costume (wigs don't count)
  49. Debates both sides of an argument