Says,"Storytime!"(The quotenot a fullstory)Twirlingkeys aroundfinger whilewhistlingTells astory ofpersonalinjuryAnswersa questionwith aquestionImpromptuworkshopDisappearsRaiseseyebrowsduringconversationDemandsattentionDebatesboth sidesof anargumentIgnoresstudent whoenteredwhile he'steachingRandomlyyells for aspecificnumber ofpeopleMentionsA.I.Asks abouta problemafter it'sbeen solvedLeaveshalfwaythroughexplainingwhat he wantsResponds "Ihave ananswer" to "Ihave aquestion"statementAsks studentto go to thebooth forsomethingMakes fatjoke abouthimselfWriteinCallsusunwellFidgets withthumb whilediscussingsomethingseriousSays thequote,"Everyonegatherround"Says,"follow me"and goes ona side questStrikesa poseStartspantomimingSays"Actually..."But you werebeingsarcasticWriteinLeavesbefore fullyansweringthe questionLoseshisglassesRandomlyjumps intoconversation byone-upping thelast speaker'sstatementTells "Thesaddestsign in theworld" jokeLoseshiskeysWalksin latePauses tolaugh about offtopic/intrusivethought he hadSays, "it'llonly take aminute" (andit takes waylonger)Discussesa currentworldcrisisMentionsStanislavskiKicksfeetTells a storyfrom whenhe wasacting duringa productionGrabs randomselection ofstudents tobrainstorm ananswer to hisproblemGets acall whileteachingWears acostume(wigs don'tcount)MentionsheartattackMentionsNazisJokes thathis name isJohnson,not GodPointsBurstsout insongPuts fingersto mouthwhilethinkingSuggestsimpossiblehanging ofan objectBlamessomeoneelseSays,"Storytime!"(The quotenot a fullstory)Twirlingkeys aroundfinger whilewhistlingTells astory ofpersonalinjuryAnswersa questionwith aquestionImpromptuworkshopDisappearsRaiseseyebrowsduringconversationDemandsattentionDebatesboth sidesof anargumentIgnoresstudent whoenteredwhile he'steachingRandomlyyells for aspecificnumber ofpeopleMentionsA.I.Asks abouta problemafter it'sbeen solvedLeaveshalfwaythroughexplainingwhat he wantsResponds "Ihave ananswer" to "Ihave aquestion"statementAsks studentto go to thebooth forsomethingMakes fatjoke abouthimselfWriteinCallsusunwellFidgets withthumb whilediscussingsomethingseriousSays thequote,"Everyonegatherround"Says,"follow me"and goes ona side questStrikesa poseStartspantomimingSays"Actually..."But you werebeingsarcasticWriteinLeavesbefore fullyansweringthe questionLoseshisglassesRandomlyjumps intoconversation byone-upping thelast speaker'sstatementTells "Thesaddestsign in theworld" jokeLoseshiskeysWalksin latePauses tolaugh about offtopic/intrusivethought he hadSays, "it'llonly take aminute" (andit takes waylonger)Discussesa currentworldcrisisMentionsStanislavskiKicksfeetTells a storyfrom whenhe wasacting duringa productionGrabs randomselection ofstudents tobrainstorm ananswer to hisproblemGets acall whileteachingWears acostume(wigs don'tcount)MentionsheartattackMentionsNazisJokes thathis name isJohnson,not GodPointsBurstsout insongPuts fingersto mouthwhilethinkingSuggestsimpossiblehanging ofan objectBlamessomeoneelse

ULTIMATE JOHNSON BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Says, "Storytime!" (The quote not a full story)
  2. Twirling keys around finger while whistling
  3. Tells a story of personal injury
  4. Answers a question with a question
  5. Impromptu workshop
  6. Disappears
  7. Raises eyebrows during conversation
  8. Demands attention
  9. Debates both sides of an argument
  10. Ignores student who entered while he's teaching
  11. Randomly yells for a specific number of people
  12. Mentions A.I.
  13. Asks about a problem after it's been solved
  14. Leaves halfway through explaining what he wants
  15. Responds "I have an answer" to "I have a question" statement
  16. Asks student to go to the booth for something
  17. Makes fat joke about himself
  18. Write in
  19. Calls us unwell
  20. Fidgets with thumb while discussing something serious
  21. Says the quote, "Everyone gather round"
  22. Says, "follow me" and goes on a side quest
  23. Strikes a pose
  24. Starts pantomiming
  25. Says "Actually..." But you were being sarcastic
  26. Write in
  27. Leaves before fully answering the question
  28. Loses his glasses
  29. Randomly jumps into conversation by one-upping the last speaker's statement
  30. Tells "The saddest sign in the world" joke
  31. Loses his keys
  32. Walks in late
  33. Pauses to laugh about off topic/intrusive thought he had
  34. Says, "it'll only take a minute" (and it takes way longer)
  35. Discusses a current world crisis
  36. Mentions Stanislavski
  37. Kicks feet
  38. Tells a story from when he was acting during a production
  39. Grabs random selection of students to brainstorm an answer to his problem
  40. Gets a call while teaching
  41. Wears a costume (wigs don't count)
  42. Mentions heart attack
  43. Mentions Nazis
  44. Jokes that his name is Johnson, not God
  45. Points
  46. Bursts out in song
  47. Puts fingers to mouth while thinking
  48. Suggests impossible hanging of an object
  49. Blames someone else