Suggestsimpossiblehanging ofan objectAsks abouta problemafter it'sbeen solvedStartspantomimingWears acostume(wigs don'tcount)DemandsattentionMentionsNazisPauses tolaugh about offtopic/intrusivethought he hadSays,"follow me"and goes ona side questStrikesa poseSays thequote,"Everyonegatherround"Responds "Ihave ananswer" to "Ihave aquestion"statementTells "Thesaddestsign in theworld" jokeMentionsStanislavskiIgnoresstudent whoenteredwhile he'steachingTells astory ofpersonalinjuryFidgets withthumb whilediscussingsomethingseriousSays,"Storytime!"(The quotenot a fullstory)WriteinKicksfeetLoseshiskeysBurstsout insongCallsusunwellRandomlyyells for aspecificnumber ofpeopleDebatesboth sidesof anargumentMentionsheartattackTells a storyfrom whenhe wasacting duringa productionMakes fatjoke abouthimselfGets acall whileteachingDisappearsGrabs randomselection ofstudents tobrainstorm ananswer to hisproblemAnswersa questionwith aquestionLoseshisglassesTwirlingkeys aroundfinger whilewhistlingRandomlyjumps intoconversation byone-upping thelast speaker'sstatementImpromptuworkshopPuts fingersto mouthwhilethinkingRaiseseyebrowsduringconversationJokes thathis name isJohnson,not GodLeaveshalfwaythroughexplainingwhat he wantsWalksin lateSays, "it'llonly take aminute" (andit takes waylonger)WriteinMentionsA.I.Says"Actually..."But you werebeingsarcasticDiscussesa currentworldcrisisBlamessomeoneelseAsks studentto go to thebooth forsomethingLeavesbefore fullyansweringthe questionPointsSuggestsimpossiblehanging ofan objectAsks abouta problemafter it'sbeen solvedStartspantomimingWears acostume(wigs don'tcount)DemandsattentionMentionsNazisPauses tolaugh about offtopic/intrusivethought he hadSays,"follow me"and goes ona side questStrikesa poseSays thequote,"Everyonegatherround"Responds "Ihave ananswer" to "Ihave aquestion"statementTells "Thesaddestsign in theworld" jokeMentionsStanislavskiIgnoresstudent whoenteredwhile he'steachingTells astory ofpersonalinjuryFidgets withthumb whilediscussingsomethingseriousSays,"Storytime!"(The quotenot a fullstory)WriteinKicksfeetLoseshiskeysBurstsout insongCallsusunwellRandomlyyells for aspecificnumber ofpeopleDebatesboth sidesof anargumentMentionsheartattackTells a storyfrom whenhe wasacting duringa productionMakes fatjoke abouthimselfGets acall whileteachingDisappearsGrabs randomselection ofstudents tobrainstorm ananswer to hisproblemAnswersa questionwith aquestionLoseshisglassesTwirlingkeys aroundfinger whilewhistlingRandomlyjumps intoconversation byone-upping thelast speaker'sstatementImpromptuworkshopPuts fingersto mouthwhilethinkingRaiseseyebrowsduringconversationJokes thathis name isJohnson,not GodLeaveshalfwaythroughexplainingwhat he wantsWalksin lateSays, "it'llonly take aminute" (andit takes waylonger)WriteinMentionsA.I.Says"Actually..."But you werebeingsarcasticDiscussesa currentworldcrisisBlamessomeoneelseAsks studentto go to thebooth forsomethingLeavesbefore fullyansweringthe questionPoints

ULTIMATE JOHNSON BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Suggests impossible hanging of an object
  2. Asks about a problem after it's been solved
  3. Starts pantomiming
  4. Wears a costume (wigs don't count)
  5. Demands attention
  6. Mentions Nazis
  7. Pauses to laugh about off topic/intrusive thought he had
  8. Says, "follow me" and goes on a side quest
  9. Strikes a pose
  10. Says the quote, "Everyone gather round"
  11. Responds "I have an answer" to "I have a question" statement
  12. Tells "The saddest sign in the world" joke
  13. Mentions Stanislavski
  14. Ignores student who entered while he's teaching
  15. Tells a story of personal injury
  16. Fidgets with thumb while discussing something serious
  17. Says, "Storytime!" (The quote not a full story)
  18. Write in
  19. Kicks feet
  20. Loses his keys
  21. Bursts out in song
  22. Calls us unwell
  23. Randomly yells for a specific number of people
  24. Debates both sides of an argument
  25. Mentions heart attack
  26. Tells a story from when he was acting during a production
  27. Makes fat joke about himself
  28. Gets a call while teaching
  29. Disappears
  30. Grabs random selection of students to brainstorm an answer to his problem
  31. Answers a question with a question
  32. Loses his glasses
  33. Twirling keys around finger while whistling
  34. Randomly jumps into conversation by one-upping the last speaker's statement
  35. Impromptu workshop
  36. Puts fingers to mouth while thinking
  37. Raises eyebrows during conversation
  38. Jokes that his name is Johnson, not God
  39. Leaves halfway through explaining what he wants
  40. Walks in late
  41. Says, "it'll only take a minute" (and it takes way longer)
  42. Write in
  43. Mentions A.I.
  44. Says "Actually..." But you were being sarcastic
  45. Discusses a current world crisis
  46. Blames someone else
  47. Asks student to go to the booth for something
  48. Leaves before fully answering the question
  49. Points