Randomlyjumps intoconversation byone-upping thelast speaker'sstatementKicksfeetTells "Thesaddestsign in theworld" jokeBlamessomeoneelseImpromptuworkshopDisappearsSays"Actually..."But you werebeingsarcasticSays,"follow me"and goes ona side questLoseshisglassesRandomlyyells for aspecificnumber ofpeopleIgnoresstudent whoenteredwhile he'steachingGrabs randomselection ofstudents tobrainstorm ananswer to hisproblemMentionsA.I.Says, "it'llonly take aminute" (andit takes waylonger)Says thequote,"Everyonegatherround"Makes fatjoke abouthimselfLeavesbefore fullyansweringthe questionGets acall whileteachingWalksin lateRaiseseyebrowsduringconversationDemandsattentionLeaveshalfwaythroughexplainingwhat he wantsFidgets withthumb whilediscussingsomethingseriousCallsusunwellPointsWriteinWears acostume(wigs don'tcount)MentionsNazisBurstsout insongAsks studentto go to thebooth forsomethingDebatesboth sidesof anargumentJokes thathis name isJohnson,not GodAsks abouta problemafter it'sbeen solvedSays,"Storytime!"(The quotenot a fullstory)MentionsStanislavskiMentionsheartattackAnswersa questionwith aquestionTells a storyfrom whenhe wasacting duringa productionTells astory ofpersonalinjuryPuts fingersto mouthwhilethinkingSuggestsimpossiblehanging ofan objectStrikesa poseTwirlingkeys aroundfinger whilewhistlingWriteinResponds "Ihave ananswer" to "Ihave aquestion"statementLoseshiskeysDiscussesa currentworldcrisisPauses tolaugh about offtopic/intrusivethought he hadStartspantomimingRandomlyjumps intoconversation byone-upping thelast speaker'sstatementKicksfeetTells "Thesaddestsign in theworld" jokeBlamessomeoneelseImpromptuworkshopDisappearsSays"Actually..."But you werebeingsarcasticSays,"follow me"and goes ona side questLoseshisglassesRandomlyyells for aspecificnumber ofpeopleIgnoresstudent whoenteredwhile he'steachingGrabs randomselection ofstudents tobrainstorm ananswer to hisproblemMentionsA.I.Says, "it'llonly take aminute" (andit takes waylonger)Says thequote,"Everyonegatherround"Makes fatjoke abouthimselfLeavesbefore fullyansweringthe questionGets acall whileteachingWalksin lateRaiseseyebrowsduringconversationDemandsattentionLeaveshalfwaythroughexplainingwhat he wantsFidgets withthumb whilediscussingsomethingseriousCallsusunwellPointsWriteinWears acostume(wigs don'tcount)MentionsNazisBurstsout insongAsks studentto go to thebooth forsomethingDebatesboth sidesof anargumentJokes thathis name isJohnson,not GodAsks abouta problemafter it'sbeen solvedSays,"Storytime!"(The quotenot a fullstory)MentionsStanislavskiMentionsheartattackAnswersa questionwith aquestionTells a storyfrom whenhe wasacting duringa productionTells astory ofpersonalinjuryPuts fingersto mouthwhilethinkingSuggestsimpossiblehanging ofan objectStrikesa poseTwirlingkeys aroundfinger whilewhistlingWriteinResponds "Ihave ananswer" to "Ihave aquestion"statementLoseshiskeysDiscussesa currentworldcrisisPauses tolaugh about offtopic/intrusivethought he hadStartspantomiming

ULTIMATE JOHNSON BINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Randomly jumps into conversation by one-upping the last speaker's statement
  2. Kicks feet
  3. Tells "The saddest sign in the world" joke
  4. Blames someone else
  5. Impromptu workshop
  6. Disappears
  7. Says "Actually..." But you were being sarcastic
  8. Says, "follow me" and goes on a side quest
  9. Loses his glasses
  10. Randomly yells for a specific number of people
  11. Ignores student who entered while he's teaching
  12. Grabs random selection of students to brainstorm an answer to his problem
  13. Mentions A.I.
  14. Says, "it'll only take a minute" (and it takes way longer)
  15. Says the quote, "Everyone gather round"
  16. Makes fat joke about himself
  17. Leaves before fully answering the question
  18. Gets a call while teaching
  19. Walks in late
  20. Raises eyebrows during conversation
  21. Demands attention
  22. Leaves halfway through explaining what he wants
  23. Fidgets with thumb while discussing something serious
  24. Calls us unwell
  25. Points
  26. Write in
  27. Wears a costume (wigs don't count)
  28. Mentions Nazis
  29. Bursts out in song
  30. Asks student to go to the booth for something
  31. Debates both sides of an argument
  32. Jokes that his name is Johnson, not God
  33. Asks about a problem after it's been solved
  34. Says, "Storytime!" (The quote not a full story)
  35. Mentions Stanislavski
  36. Mentions heart attack
  37. Answers a question with a question
  38. Tells a story from when he was acting during a production
  39. Tells a story of personal injury
  40. Puts fingers to mouth while thinking
  41. Suggests impossible hanging of an object
  42. Strikes a pose
  43. Twirling keys around finger while whistling
  44. Write in
  45. Responds "I have an answer" to "I have a question" statement
  46. Loses his keys
  47. Discusses a current world crisis
  48. Pauses to laugh about off topic/intrusive thought he had
  49. Starts pantomiming