Copilot email slop bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.

1. No "I" anywhere in email
2. Unusually uniform structure and syntax
3. Unnecessary professional jargon (AI-enabled, solution design)
4. Unusual word choices (anchored, galvanized)
5. X enables / empowers Y (X is not a person)
6. Free!
7. Multiple bullet lists introduced by colon (:)
8. Previous paragraph restated as a bullet list
9. Vision / value statements with no concrete actions
10. Rule of three (X, Y, Z)
11. Journey framing ("continue to", path forward)
12. Em-dash (the long dash, —)
13. Balancing clauses (X, while / also Y)
14. Unusually consistent bolding for emphasis
15. "As we..." / fake inclusivity
16. High buzzword density in one paragraph (alignment, transformation)
17. Two or more of "It's not X, it's Y", em-dash, or rule of three in one line
18. Subtly inconsistent syntax (bullet lists written like normal sentences)
19. "Should / must X, not Y"
20. "Thank you for your..." / manufactured consent
21. Unnecessary corporate jargon (scalable, synergy)
22. Paired synonyms (move, accelerate; needs, opportunities)
23. Obvious haphazard editing (stray quotes, copy / paste signals)
24. Overuse of passive voice
25. Action statements (X will be Y) with no ownership or timelines
26. It's not X, it's Y