Actionstatements (Xwill be Y) withno ownershipor timelinesIt's notX, it's YNo "I"anywherein emailJourneyframing("continueto", pathforward)"Thank youfor your..." /manufacturedconsentObvioushaphazardediting (strayquotes, copy /paste signals)Unnecessaryprofessionaljargon (AI-enabled,solution design)Unusuallyconsistentbolding foremphasisUnusualword choices(anchored,galvanized)Balancingclauses(X, while /also Y)Multiplebullet listsintroducedby colon (:)X enables /empowersY (X is nota person)Subtlyinconsistentsyntax (bulletlists written likenormalsentences)Pairedsynonyms(move,accelerate;needs,opportunities)Overuseof passivevoiceRule ofthree(X, Y, Z)Em-dash(the longdash, —)Unusuallyuniformstructureand syntaxPreviousparagraphrestated asa bullet listTwo or more of"It's not X, it'sY", em-dash,or rule of threein one lineHigh buzzworddensity in oneparagraph(alignment,transformation)Free!Vision / valuestatementswith noconcreteactions"Should/ must X,not Y"Unnecessarycorporatejargon(scalable,synergy)"As we..."/ fakeinclusivityActionstatements (Xwill be Y) withno ownershipor timelinesIt's notX, it's YNo "I"anywherein emailJourneyframing("continueto", pathforward)"Thank youfor your..." /manufacturedconsentObvioushaphazardediting (strayquotes, copy /paste signals)Unnecessaryprofessionaljargon (AI-enabled,solution design)Unusuallyconsistentbolding foremphasisUnusualword choices(anchored,galvanized)Balancingclauses(X, while /also Y)Multiplebullet listsintroducedby colon (:)X enables /empowersY (X is nota person)Subtlyinconsistentsyntax (bulletlists written likenormalsentences)Pairedsynonyms(move,accelerate;needs,opportunities)Overuseof passivevoiceRule ofthree(X, Y, Z)Em-dash(the longdash, —)Unusuallyuniformstructureand syntaxPreviousparagraphrestated asa bullet listTwo or more of"It's not X, it'sY", em-dash,or rule of threein one lineHigh buzzworddensity in oneparagraph(alignment,transformation)Free!Vision / valuestatementswith noconcreteactions"Should/ must X,not Y"Unnecessarycorporatejargon(scalable,synergy)"As we..."/ fakeinclusivity

Copilot email slop bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Action statements (X will be Y) with no ownership or timelines
  2. It's not X, it's Y
  3. No "I" anywhere in email
  4. Journey framing ("continue to", path forward)
  5. "Thank you for your..." / manufactured consent
  6. Obvious haphazard editing (stray quotes, copy / paste signals)
  7. Unnecessary professional jargon (AI-enabled, solution design)
  8. Unusually consistent bolding for emphasis
  9. Unusual word choices (anchored, galvanized)
  10. Balancing clauses (X, while / also Y)
  11. Multiple bullet lists introduced by colon (:)
  12. X enables / empowers Y (X is not a person)
  13. Subtly inconsistent syntax (bullet lists written like normal sentences)
  14. Paired synonyms (move, accelerate; needs, opportunities)
  15. Overuse of passive voice
  16. Rule of three (X, Y, Z)
  17. Em-dash (the long dash, —)
  18. Unusually uniform structure and syntax
  19. Previous paragraph restated as a bullet list
  20. Two or more of "It's not X, it's Y", em-dash, or rule of three in one line
  21. High buzzword density in one paragraph (alignment, transformation)
  22. Free!
  23. Vision / value statements with no concrete actions
  24. "Should / must X, not Y"
  25. Unnecessary corporate jargon (scalable, synergy)
  26. "As we..." / fake inclusivity