Rule ofthree(X, Y, Z)Unnecessarycorporatejargon(scalable,synergy)Two or more of"It's not X, it'sY", em-dash,or rule of threein one lineSubtlyinconsistentsyntax (bulletlists written likenormalsentences)Vision / valuestatementswith noconcreteactionsNo "I"anywherein emailUnusuallyuniformstructureand syntaxOveruseof passivevoiceEm-dash(the longdash, —)Obvioushaphazardediting (strayquotes, copy /paste signals)"Thank youfor your..." /manufacturedconsentJourneyframing("continueto", pathforward)Pairedsynonyms(move,accelerate;needs,opportunities)Free!Multiplebullet listsintroducedby colon (:)It's notX, it's YActionstatements (Xwill be Y) withno ownershipor timelinesUnusuallyconsistentbolding foremphasisX enables /empowersY (X is nota person)Unusualword choices(anchored,galvanized)Previousparagraphrestated asa bullet listUnnecessaryprofessionaljargon (AI-enabled,solution design)High buzzworddensity in oneparagraph(alignment,transformation)Balancingclauses(X, while /also Y)"As we..."/ fakeinclusivity"Should/ must X,not Y"Rule ofthree(X, Y, Z)Unnecessarycorporatejargon(scalable,synergy)Two or more of"It's not X, it'sY", em-dash,or rule of threein one lineSubtlyinconsistentsyntax (bulletlists written likenormalsentences)Vision / valuestatementswith noconcreteactionsNo "I"anywherein emailUnusuallyuniformstructureand syntaxOveruseof passivevoiceEm-dash(the longdash, —)Obvioushaphazardediting (strayquotes, copy /paste signals)"Thank youfor your..." /manufacturedconsentJourneyframing("continueto", pathforward)Pairedsynonyms(move,accelerate;needs,opportunities)Free!Multiplebullet listsintroducedby colon (:)It's notX, it's YActionstatements (Xwill be Y) withno ownershipor timelinesUnusuallyconsistentbolding foremphasisX enables /empowersY (X is nota person)Unusualword choices(anchored,galvanized)Previousparagraphrestated asa bullet listUnnecessaryprofessionaljargon (AI-enabled,solution design)High buzzworddensity in oneparagraph(alignment,transformation)Balancingclauses(X, while /also Y)"As we..."/ fakeinclusivity"Should/ must X,not Y"

Copilot email slop bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Rule of three (X, Y, Z)
  2. Unnecessary corporate jargon (scalable, synergy)
  3. Two or more of "It's not X, it's Y", em-dash, or rule of three in one line
  4. Subtly inconsistent syntax (bullet lists written like normal sentences)
  5. Vision / value statements with no concrete actions
  6. No "I" anywhere in email
  7. Unusually uniform structure and syntax
  8. Overuse of passive voice
  9. Em-dash (the long dash, —)
  10. Obvious haphazard editing (stray quotes, copy / paste signals)
  11. "Thank you for your..." / manufactured consent
  12. Journey framing ("continue to", path forward)
  13. Paired synonyms (move, accelerate; needs, opportunities)
  14. Free!
  15. Multiple bullet lists introduced by colon (:)
  16. It's not X, it's Y
  17. Action statements (X will be Y) with no ownership or timelines
  18. Unusually consistent bolding for emphasis
  19. X enables / empowers Y (X is not a person)
  20. Unusual word choices (anchored, galvanized)
  21. Previous paragraph restated as a bullet list
  22. Unnecessary professional jargon (AI-enabled, solution design)
  23. High buzzword density in one paragraph (alignment, transformation)
  24. Balancing clauses (X, while / also Y)
  25. "As we..." / fake inclusivity
  26. "Should / must X, not Y"