Rule ofthree(X, Y, Z)Subtlyinconsistentsyntax (bulletlists written likenormalsentences)Balancingclauses(X, while /also Y)Obvioushaphazardediting (strayquotes, copy /paste signals)High buzzworddensity in oneparagraph(alignment,transformation)Em-dash(the longdash, —)Journeyframing("continueto", pathforward)No "I"anywherein emailMultiplebullet listsintroducedby colon (:)Unusuallyuniformstructureand syntax"Thank youfor your..." /manufacturedconsentFree!"Should/ must X,not Y"Previousparagraphrestated asa bullet listUnusualword choices(anchored,galvanized)Pairedsynonyms(move,accelerate;needs,opportunities)Overuseof passivevoiceVision / valuestatementswith noconcreteactionsUnusuallyconsistentbolding foremphasisX enables /empowersY (X is nota person)Unnecessaryprofessionaljargon (AI-enabled,solution design)Unnecessarycorporatejargon(scalable,synergy)Two or more of"It's not X, it'sY", em-dash,or rule of threein one lineIt's notX, it's YActionstatements (Xwill be Y) withno ownershipor timelines"As we..."/ fakeinclusivityRule ofthree(X, Y, Z)Subtlyinconsistentsyntax (bulletlists written likenormalsentences)Balancingclauses(X, while /also Y)Obvioushaphazardediting (strayquotes, copy /paste signals)High buzzworddensity in oneparagraph(alignment,transformation)Em-dash(the longdash, —)Journeyframing("continueto", pathforward)No "I"anywherein emailMultiplebullet listsintroducedby colon (:)Unusuallyuniformstructureand syntax"Thank youfor your..." /manufacturedconsentFree!"Should/ must X,not Y"Previousparagraphrestated asa bullet listUnusualword choices(anchored,galvanized)Pairedsynonyms(move,accelerate;needs,opportunities)Overuseof passivevoiceVision / valuestatementswith noconcreteactionsUnusuallyconsistentbolding foremphasisX enables /empowersY (X is nota person)Unnecessaryprofessionaljargon (AI-enabled,solution design)Unnecessarycorporatejargon(scalable,synergy)Two or more of"It's not X, it'sY", em-dash,or rule of threein one lineIt's notX, it's YActionstatements (Xwill be Y) withno ownershipor timelines"As we..."/ fakeinclusivity

Copilot email slop bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Rule of three (X, Y, Z)
  2. Subtly inconsistent syntax (bullet lists written like normal sentences)
  3. Balancing clauses (X, while / also Y)
  4. Obvious haphazard editing (stray quotes, copy / paste signals)
  5. High buzzword density in one paragraph (alignment, transformation)
  6. Em-dash (the long dash, —)
  7. Journey framing ("continue to", path forward)
  8. No "I" anywhere in email
  9. Multiple bullet lists introduced by colon (:)
  10. Unusually uniform structure and syntax
  11. "Thank you for your..." / manufactured consent
  12. Free!
  13. "Should / must X, not Y"
  14. Previous paragraph restated as a bullet list
  15. Unusual word choices (anchored, galvanized)
  16. Paired synonyms (move, accelerate; needs, opportunities)
  17. Overuse of passive voice
  18. Vision / value statements with no concrete actions
  19. Unusually consistent bolding for emphasis
  20. X enables / empowers Y (X is not a person)
  21. Unnecessary professional jargon (AI-enabled, solution design)
  22. Unnecessary corporate jargon (scalable, synergy)
  23. Two or more of "It's not X, it's Y", em-dash, or rule of three in one line
  24. It's not X, it's Y
  25. Action statements (X will be Y) with no ownership or timelines
  26. "As we..." / fake inclusivity