Actionstatements (Xwill be Y) withno ownershipor timelinesNo "I"anywherein emailTwo or more of"It's not X, it'sY", em-dash,or rule of threein one lineUnusuallyuniformstructureand syntaxX enables /empowersY (X is nota person)"Should/ must X,not Y"Overuseof passivevoiceUnnecessarycorporatejargon(scalable,synergy)"Thank youfor your..." /manufacturedconsentPairedsynonyms(move,accelerate;needs,opportunities)Unusuallyconsistentbolding foremphasisFree!Journeyframing("continueto", pathforward)High buzzworddensity in oneparagraph(alignment,transformation)Rule ofthree(X, Y, Z)Subtlyinconsistentsyntax (bulletlists written likenormalsentences)Multiplebullet listsintroducedby colon (:)Previousparagraphrestated asa bullet listBalancingclauses(X, while /also Y)"As we..."/ fakeinclusivityObvioushaphazardediting (strayquotes, copy /paste signals)Em-dash(the longdash, —)Unnecessaryprofessionaljargon (AI-enabled,solution design)It's notX, it's YVision / valuestatementswith noconcreteactionsUnusualword choices(anchored,galvanized)Actionstatements (Xwill be Y) withno ownershipor timelinesNo "I"anywherein emailTwo or more of"It's not X, it'sY", em-dash,or rule of threein one lineUnusuallyuniformstructureand syntaxX enables /empowersY (X is nota person)"Should/ must X,not Y"Overuseof passivevoiceUnnecessarycorporatejargon(scalable,synergy)"Thank youfor your..." /manufacturedconsentPairedsynonyms(move,accelerate;needs,opportunities)Unusuallyconsistentbolding foremphasisFree!Journeyframing("continueto", pathforward)High buzzworddensity in oneparagraph(alignment,transformation)Rule ofthree(X, Y, Z)Subtlyinconsistentsyntax (bulletlists written likenormalsentences)Multiplebullet listsintroducedby colon (:)Previousparagraphrestated asa bullet listBalancingclauses(X, while /also Y)"As we..."/ fakeinclusivityObvioushaphazardediting (strayquotes, copy /paste signals)Em-dash(the longdash, —)Unnecessaryprofessionaljargon (AI-enabled,solution design)It's notX, it's YVision / valuestatementswith noconcreteactionsUnusualword choices(anchored,galvanized)

Copilot email slop bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Action statements (X will be Y) with no ownership or timelines
  2. No "I" anywhere in email
  3. Two or more of "It's not X, it's Y", em-dash, or rule of three in one line
  4. Unusually uniform structure and syntax
  5. X enables / empowers Y (X is not a person)
  6. "Should / must X, not Y"
  7. Overuse of passive voice
  8. Unnecessary corporate jargon (scalable, synergy)
  9. "Thank you for your..." / manufactured consent
  10. Paired synonyms (move, accelerate; needs, opportunities)
  11. Unusually consistent bolding for emphasis
  12. Free!
  13. Journey framing ("continue to", path forward)
  14. High buzzword density in one paragraph (alignment, transformation)
  15. Rule of three (X, Y, Z)
  16. Subtly inconsistent syntax (bullet lists written like normal sentences)
  17. Multiple bullet lists introduced by colon (:)
  18. Previous paragraph restated as a bullet list
  19. Balancing clauses (X, while / also Y)
  20. "As we..." / fake inclusivity
  21. Obvious haphazard editing (stray quotes, copy / paste signals)
  22. Em-dash (the long dash, —)
  23. Unnecessary professional jargon (AI-enabled, solution design)
  24. It's not X, it's Y
  25. Vision / value statements with no concrete actions
  26. Unusual word choices (anchored, galvanized)