Multiplebullet listsintroducedby colon (:)Actionstatements (Xwill be Y) withno ownershipor timelines"As we..."/ fakeinclusivityUnusuallyconsistentbolding foremphasisHigh buzzworddensity in oneparagraph(alignment,transformation)Balancingclauses(X, while /also Y)Unusuallyuniformstructureand syntaxUnusualword choices(anchored,galvanized)Overuseof passivevoiceEm-dash(the longdash, —)Obvioushaphazardediting (strayquotes, copy /paste signals)Subtlyinconsistentsyntax (bulletlists written likenormalsentences)Rule ofthree(X, Y, Z)X enables /empowersY (X is nota person)"Should/ must X,not Y"Two or more of"It's not X, it'sY", em-dash,or rule of threein one linePreviousparagraphrestated asa bullet listPairedsynonyms(move,accelerate;needs,opportunities)"Thank youfor your..." /manufacturedconsentUnnecessaryprofessionaljargon (AI-enabled,solution design)Vision / valuestatementswith noconcreteactionsUnnecessarycorporatejargon(scalable,synergy)Journeyframing("continueto", pathforward)It's notX, it's YNo "I"anywherein emailFree!Multiplebullet listsintroducedby colon (:)Actionstatements (Xwill be Y) withno ownershipor timelines"As we..."/ fakeinclusivityUnusuallyconsistentbolding foremphasisHigh buzzworddensity in oneparagraph(alignment,transformation)Balancingclauses(X, while /also Y)Unusuallyuniformstructureand syntaxUnusualword choices(anchored,galvanized)Overuseof passivevoiceEm-dash(the longdash, —)Obvioushaphazardediting (strayquotes, copy /paste signals)Subtlyinconsistentsyntax (bulletlists written likenormalsentences)Rule ofthree(X, Y, Z)X enables /empowersY (X is nota person)"Should/ must X,not Y"Two or more of"It's not X, it'sY", em-dash,or rule of threein one linePreviousparagraphrestated asa bullet listPairedsynonyms(move,accelerate;needs,opportunities)"Thank youfor your..." /manufacturedconsentUnnecessaryprofessionaljargon (AI-enabled,solution design)Vision / valuestatementswith noconcreteactionsUnnecessarycorporatejargon(scalable,synergy)Journeyframing("continueto", pathforward)It's notX, it's YNo "I"anywherein emailFree!

Copilot email slop bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Multiple bullet lists introduced by colon (:)
  2. Action statements (X will be Y) with no ownership or timelines
  3. "As we..." / fake inclusivity
  4. Unusually consistent bolding for emphasis
  5. High buzzword density in one paragraph (alignment, transformation)
  6. Balancing clauses (X, while / also Y)
  7. Unusually uniform structure and syntax
  8. Unusual word choices (anchored, galvanized)
  9. Overuse of passive voice
  10. Em-dash (the long dash, —)
  11. Obvious haphazard editing (stray quotes, copy / paste signals)
  12. Subtly inconsistent syntax (bullet lists written like normal sentences)
  13. Rule of three (X, Y, Z)
  14. X enables / empowers Y (X is not a person)
  15. "Should / must X, not Y"
  16. Two or more of "It's not X, it's Y", em-dash, or rule of three in one line
  17. Previous paragraph restated as a bullet list
  18. Paired synonyms (move, accelerate; needs, opportunities)
  19. "Thank you for your..." / manufactured consent
  20. Unnecessary professional jargon (AI-enabled, solution design)
  21. Vision / value statements with no concrete actions
  22. Unnecessary corporate jargon (scalable, synergy)
  23. Journey framing ("continue to", path forward)
  24. It's not X, it's Y
  25. No "I" anywhere in email
  26. Free!