"Should/ must X,not Y"Vision / valuestatementswith noconcreteactionsHigh buzzworddensity in oneparagraph(alignment,transformation)Free!Unusualword choices(anchored,galvanized)Unusuallyuniformstructureand syntax"As we..."/ fakeinclusivityObvioushaphazardediting (strayquotes, copy /paste signals)Subtlyinconsistentsyntax (bulletlists written likenormalsentences)Rule ofthree(X, Y, Z)Overuseof passivevoiceNo "I"anywherein emailPairedsynonyms(move,accelerate;needs,opportunities)Unnecessarycorporatejargon(scalable,synergy)It's notX, it's YJourneyframing("continueto", pathforward)Unnecessaryprofessionaljargon (AI-enabled,solution design)Previousparagraphrestated asa bullet listX enables /empowersY (X is nota person)Actionstatements (Xwill be Y) withno ownershipor timelinesEm-dash(the longdash, —)Unusuallyconsistentbolding foremphasisTwo or more of"It's not X, it'sY", em-dash,or rule of threein one lineMultiplebullet listsintroducedby colon (:)Balancingclauses(X, while /also Y)"Thank youfor your..." /manufacturedconsent"Should/ must X,not Y"Vision / valuestatementswith noconcreteactionsHigh buzzworddensity in oneparagraph(alignment,transformation)Free!Unusualword choices(anchored,galvanized)Unusuallyuniformstructureand syntax"As we..."/ fakeinclusivityObvioushaphazardediting (strayquotes, copy /paste signals)Subtlyinconsistentsyntax (bulletlists written likenormalsentences)Rule ofthree(X, Y, Z)Overuseof passivevoiceNo "I"anywherein emailPairedsynonyms(move,accelerate;needs,opportunities)Unnecessarycorporatejargon(scalable,synergy)It's notX, it's YJourneyframing("continueto", pathforward)Unnecessaryprofessionaljargon (AI-enabled,solution design)Previousparagraphrestated asa bullet listX enables /empowersY (X is nota person)Actionstatements (Xwill be Y) withno ownershipor timelinesEm-dash(the longdash, —)Unusuallyconsistentbolding foremphasisTwo or more of"It's not X, it'sY", em-dash,or rule of threein one lineMultiplebullet listsintroducedby colon (:)Balancingclauses(X, while /also Y)"Thank youfor your..." /manufacturedconsent

Copilot email slop bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "Should / must X, not Y"
  2. Vision / value statements with no concrete actions
  3. High buzzword density in one paragraph (alignment, transformation)
  4. Free!
  5. Unusual word choices (anchored, galvanized)
  6. Unusually uniform structure and syntax
  7. "As we..." / fake inclusivity
  8. Obvious haphazard editing (stray quotes, copy / paste signals)
  9. Subtly inconsistent syntax (bullet lists written like normal sentences)
  10. Rule of three (X, Y, Z)
  11. Overuse of passive voice
  12. No "I" anywhere in email
  13. Paired synonyms (move, accelerate; needs, opportunities)
  14. Unnecessary corporate jargon (scalable, synergy)
  15. It's not X, it's Y
  16. Journey framing ("continue to", path forward)
  17. Unnecessary professional jargon (AI-enabled, solution design)
  18. Previous paragraph restated as a bullet list
  19. X enables / empowers Y (X is not a person)
  20. Action statements (X will be Y) with no ownership or timelines
  21. Em-dash (the long dash, —)
  22. Unusually consistent bolding for emphasis
  23. Two or more of "It's not X, it's Y", em-dash, or rule of three in one line
  24. Multiple bullet lists introduced by colon (:)
  25. Balancing clauses (X, while / also Y)
  26. "Thank you for your..." / manufactured consent