Unnecessarycorporatejargon(scalable,synergy)Unusuallyuniformstructureand syntaxUnnecessaryprofessionaljargon (AI-enabled,solution design)Vision / valuestatementswith noconcreteactionsBalancingclauses(X, while /also Y)Subtlyinconsistentsyntax (bulletlists written likenormalsentences)Free!Pairedsynonyms(move,accelerate;needs,opportunities)High buzzworddensity in oneparagraph(alignment,transformation)It's notX, it's YTwo or more of"It's not X, it'sY", em-dash,or rule of threein one lineUnusuallyconsistentbolding foremphasisPreviousparagraphrestated asa bullet list"As we..."/ fakeinclusivityUnusualword choices(anchored,galvanized)Em-dash(the longdash, —)Obvioushaphazardediting (strayquotes, copy /paste signals)Journeyframing("continueto", pathforward)"Should/ must X,not Y"Multiplebullet listsintroducedby colon (:)Actionstatements (Xwill be Y) withno ownershipor timelinesOveruseof passivevoiceRule ofthree(X, Y, Z)"Thank youfor your..." /manufacturedconsentNo "I"anywherein emailX enables /empowersY (X is nota person)Unnecessarycorporatejargon(scalable,synergy)Unusuallyuniformstructureand syntaxUnnecessaryprofessionaljargon (AI-enabled,solution design)Vision / valuestatementswith noconcreteactionsBalancingclauses(X, while /also Y)Subtlyinconsistentsyntax (bulletlists written likenormalsentences)Free!Pairedsynonyms(move,accelerate;needs,opportunities)High buzzworddensity in oneparagraph(alignment,transformation)It's notX, it's YTwo or more of"It's not X, it'sY", em-dash,or rule of threein one lineUnusuallyconsistentbolding foremphasisPreviousparagraphrestated asa bullet list"As we..."/ fakeinclusivityUnusualword choices(anchored,galvanized)Em-dash(the longdash, —)Obvioushaphazardediting (strayquotes, copy /paste signals)Journeyframing("continueto", pathforward)"Should/ must X,not Y"Multiplebullet listsintroducedby colon (:)Actionstatements (Xwill be Y) withno ownershipor timelinesOveruseof passivevoiceRule ofthree(X, Y, Z)"Thank youfor your..." /manufacturedconsentNo "I"anywherein emailX enables /empowersY (X is nota person)

Copilot email slop bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Unnecessary corporate jargon (scalable, synergy)
  2. Unusually uniform structure and syntax
  3. Unnecessary professional jargon (AI-enabled, solution design)
  4. Vision / value statements with no concrete actions
  5. Balancing clauses (X, while / also Y)
  6. Subtly inconsistent syntax (bullet lists written like normal sentences)
  7. Free!
  8. Paired synonyms (move, accelerate; needs, opportunities)
  9. High buzzword density in one paragraph (alignment, transformation)
  10. It's not X, it's Y
  11. Two or more of "It's not X, it's Y", em-dash, or rule of three in one line
  12. Unusually consistent bolding for emphasis
  13. Previous paragraph restated as a bullet list
  14. "As we..." / fake inclusivity
  15. Unusual word choices (anchored, galvanized)
  16. Em-dash (the long dash, —)
  17. Obvious haphazard editing (stray quotes, copy / paste signals)
  18. Journey framing ("continue to", path forward)
  19. "Should / must X, not Y"
  20. Multiple bullet lists introduced by colon (:)
  21. Action statements (X will be Y) with no ownership or timelines
  22. Overuse of passive voice
  23. Rule of three (X, Y, Z)
  24. "Thank you for your..." / manufactured consent
  25. No "I" anywhere in email
  26. X enables / empowers Y (X is not a person)