SeldomPerchanceInfantilisingthe readerNever anysignpostingRoundaboutphrasingAmeliorateWay tomanydefinitionsBlatantself-referencingWallof TextPolemicalRedundantdifferentlanguagesDogmaticthinking'One' aspronounIndeedGenesis(asbeginning)Manymany -ingsuffixesArmy ofFootnotesAllusionsto themaxA collectivemode ofconciousnessMegalongsentencesContradistinctionWritingfrom 'theword inthe sky'UtiliseSpammingthepassivevoiceSeldomPerchanceInfantilisingthe readerNever anysignpostingRoundaboutphrasingAmeliorateWay tomanydefinitionsBlatantself-referencingWallof TextPolemicalRedundantdifferentlanguagesDogmaticthinking'One' aspronounIndeedGenesis(asbeginning)Manymany -ingsuffixesArmy ofFootnotesAllusionsto themaxA collectivemode ofconciousnessMegalongsentencesContradistinctionWritingfrom 'theword inthe sky'UtiliseSpammingthepassivevoice

Pretentious Writing - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Seldom
  2. Perchance
  3. Infantilising the reader
  4. Never any signposting
  5. Roundabout phrasing
  6. Ameliorate
  7. Way to many definitions
  8. Blatant self-referencing
  9. Wall of Text
  10. Polemical
  11. Redundant different languages
  12. Dogmatic thinking
  13. 'One' as pronoun
  14. Indeed
  15. Genesis (as beginning)
  16. Many many -ing suffixes
  17. Army of Footnotes
  18. Allusions to the max
  19. A collective mode of conciousness
  20. Mega long sentences
  21. Contradistinction
  22. Writing from 'the word in the sky'
  23. Utilise
  24. Spamming the passive voice