“The system is slow today” “Did you attach the backup” “Let me run the numbers” Still Doing New Years Resolution "We can pay them as a contractor." "You can approve that, right." “I didn’t know we needed a contract for that” “Can we skip the bid process” “That’s a compliance issue” Finished a Novel in Last Year "Audit won't check that." “Let me double‑check that” “Please don’t buy first and ask later” "We can fix it later." “That needs a budget revision” "We didn't know we needed a PO." "Why is this account negative?" “Travel must be approved first” “We can’t process it without a PO” “This will be part of the audit sample” “Do you have the W 9” Wanted to be an Accountant in High School "We can charge it to grants" Excel Go To “Check the policy” "Finance says no." “The vendor said they don’t take POs” “The invoice doesn’t match the PO” "Can't You Reclassify It?" "But it's the only vendor." “Can you run that report for me” “Audit is coming” "System Office Said..." “Your travel packet is incomplete” First to Arrive at Work "Internal controls slow us down." Gone to Movies in Last Year “Send it to finance” “Can you tell me my balance” “Sorry, I was talking on mute” “We need signatures from all approvers” “Can you see my screen” "Just Move the Funds in the Budget" Embarrassingly Sent Email to Wrong Person “We need to correct that journal entry” “Is this on state contract” "When will I get my refund check?" “We’re in year end mode” "That is how we have always done it." "Is the allowable under State law?" “You’re on mute” “That’s not an allowable expense” “Can you rush this purchase” “We need three quotes” “The system is slow today” “Did you attach the backup” “Let me run the numbers” Still Doing New Years Resolution "We can pay them as a contractor." "You can approve that, right." “I didn’t know we needed a contract for that” “Can we skip the bid process” “That’s a compliance issue” Finished a Novel in Last Year "Audit won't check that." “Let me double‑check that” “Please don’t buy first and ask later” "We can fix it later." “That needs a budget revision” "We didn't know we needed a PO." "Why is this account negative?" “Travel must be approved first” “We can’t process it without a PO” “This will be part of the audit sample” “Do you have the W 9” Wanted to be an Accountant in High School "We can charge it to grants" Excel Go To “Check the policy” "Finance says no." “The vendor said they don’t take POs” “The invoice doesn’t match the PO” "Can't You Reclassify It?" "But it's the only vendor." “Can you run that report for me” “Audit is coming” "System Office Said..." “Your travel packet is incomplete” First to Arrive at Work "Internal controls slow us down." Gone to Movies in Last Year “Send it to finance” “Can you tell me my balance” “Sorry, I was talking on mute” “We need signatures from all approvers” “Can you see my screen” "Just Move the Funds in the Budget" Embarrassingly Sent Email to Wrong Person “We need to correct that journal entry” “Is this on state contract” "When will I get my refund check?" “We’re in year end mode” "That is how we have always done it." "Is the allowable under State law?" “You’re on mute” “That’s not an allowable expense” “Can you rush this purchase” “We need three quotes”
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“The system is slow today”
“Did you attach the backup”
“Let me run the numbers”
Still Doing New Years Resolution
"We can pay them as a contractor."
"You can approve that, right."
“I didn’t know we needed a contract for that”
“Can we skip the bid process”
“That’s a compliance issue”
Finished a Novel in Last Year
"Audit won't check that."
“Let me double‑check that”
“Please don’t buy first and ask later”
"We can fix it later."
“That needs a budget revision”
"We didn't know we needed a PO."
"Why is this account negative?"
“Travel must be approved first”
“We can’t process it without a PO”
“This will be part of the audit sample”
“Do you have the W 9”
Wanted to be an Accountant in High School
"We can charge it to grants"
Excel Go To
“Check the policy”
"Finance says no."
“The vendor said they don’t take POs”
“The invoice doesn’t match the PO”
"Can't You Reclassify It?"
"But it's the only vendor."
“Can you run that report for me”
“Audit is coming”
"System Office Said..."
“Your travel packet is incomplete”
First to Arrive at Work
"Internal controls slow us down."
Gone to Movies in Last Year
“Send it to finance”
“Can you tell me my balance”
“Sorry, I was talking on mute”
“We need signatures from all approvers”
“Can you see my screen”
"Just Move the Funds in the Budget"
Embarrassingly Sent Email to Wrong Person
“We need to correct that journal entry”
“Is this on state contract”
"When will I get my refund check?"
“We’re in year end mode”
"That is how we have always done it."
"Is the allowable under State law?"
“You’re on mute”
“That’s not an allowable expense”
“Can you rush this purchase”
“We need three quotes”
