Embarrassingly Sent Email to Wrong Person "We can pay them as a contractor." “Let me double‑check that” “Please don’t buy first and ask later” “The system is slow today” “You’re on mute” “Your travel packet is incomplete” “Do you have the W 9” “Send it to finance” “Can we skip the bid process” “Is this on state contract” “Can you run that report for me” "Finance says no." "You can approve that, right." "Why is this account negative?" “Can you see my screen” “We need signatures from all approvers” “The invoice doesn’t match the PO” “We need to correct that journal entry” "System Office Said..." "We can fix it later." "Is the allowable under State law?" "Audit won't check that." Excel Go To Finished a Novel in Last Year Gone to Movies in Last Year "That is how we have always done it." “Can you rush this purchase” "Can't You Reclassify It?" “Can you tell me my balance” "We can charge it to grants" Wanted to be an Accountant in High School “We’re in year end mode” “Check the policy” “Did you attach the backup” First to Arrive at Work “The vendor said they don’t take POs” Still Doing New Years Resolution “Audit is coming” "When will I get my refund check?" “That’s a compliance issue” "We didn't know we needed a PO." “We need three quotes” “Let me run the numbers” “This will be part of the audit sample” "Internal controls slow us down." “We can’t process it without a PO” “That needs a budget revision” “I didn’t know we needed a contract for that” "Just Move the Funds in the Budget" "But it's the only vendor." “Sorry, I was talking on mute” “That’s not an allowable expense” “Travel must be approved first” Embarrassingly Sent Email to Wrong Person "We can pay them as a contractor." “Let me double‑check that” “Please don’t buy first and ask later” “The system is slow today” “You’re on mute” “Your travel packet is incomplete” “Do you have the W 9” “Send it to finance” “Can we skip the bid process” “Is this on state contract” “Can you run that report for me” "Finance says no." "You can approve that, right." "Why is this account negative?" “Can you see my screen” “We need signatures from all approvers” “The invoice doesn’t match the PO” “We need to correct that journal entry” "System Office Said..." "We can fix it later." "Is the allowable under State law?" "Audit won't check that." Excel Go To Finished a Novel in Last Year Gone to Movies in Last Year "That is how we have always done it." “Can you rush this purchase” "Can't You Reclassify It?" “Can you tell me my balance” "We can charge it to grants" Wanted to be an Accountant in High School “We’re in year end mode” “Check the policy” “Did you attach the backup” First to Arrive at Work “The vendor said they don’t take POs” Still Doing New Years Resolution “Audit is coming” "When will I get my refund check?" “That’s a compliance issue” "We didn't know we needed a PO." “We need three quotes” “Let me run the numbers” “This will be part of the audit sample” "Internal controls slow us down." “We can’t process it without a PO” “That needs a budget revision” “I didn’t know we needed a contract for that” "Just Move the Funds in the Budget" "But it's the only vendor." “Sorry, I was talking on mute” “That’s not an allowable expense” “Travel must be approved first”
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Embarrassingly Sent Email to Wrong Person
"We can pay them as a contractor."
“Let me double‑check that”
“Please don’t buy first and ask later”
“The system is slow today”
“You’re on mute”
“Your travel packet is incomplete”
“Do you have the W 9”
“Send it to finance”
“Can we skip the bid process”
“Is this on state contract”
“Can you run that report for me”
"Finance says no."
"You can approve that, right."
"Why is this account negative?"
“Can you see my screen”
“We need signatures from all approvers”
“The invoice doesn’t match the PO”
“We need to correct that journal entry”
"System Office Said..."
"We can fix it later."
"Is the allowable under State law?"
"Audit won't check that."
Excel Go To
Finished a Novel in Last Year
Gone to Movies in Last Year
"That is how we have always done it."
“Can you rush this purchase”
"Can't You Reclassify It?"
“Can you tell me my balance”
"We can charge it to grants"
Wanted to be an Accountant in High School
“We’re in year end mode”
“Check the policy”
“Did you attach the backup”
First to Arrive at Work
“The vendor said they don’t take POs”
Still Doing New Years Resolution
“Audit is coming”
"When will I get my refund check?"
“That’s a compliance issue”
"We didn't know we needed a PO."
“We need three quotes”
“Let me run the numbers”
“This will be part of the audit sample”
"Internal controls slow us down."
“We can’t process it without a PO”
“That needs a budget revision”
“I didn’t know we needed a contract for that”
"Just Move the Funds in the Budget"
"But it's the only vendor."
“Sorry, I was talking on mute”
“That’s not an allowable expense”
“Travel must be approved first”
