“I didn’t know we needed a contract for that” “Can you rush this purchase” "We didn't know we needed a PO." Embarrassingly Sent Email to Wrong Person “You’re on mute” “That’s not an allowable expense” “Can you see my screen” "Why is this account negative?" “This will be part of the audit sample” “The vendor said they don’t take POs” “Can you tell me my balance” First to Arrive at Work “We need to correct that journal entry” “Send it to finance” "When will I get my refund check?" “That needs a budget revision” "Just Move the Funds in the Budget" “Please don’t buy first and ask later” "That is how we have always done it." "System Office Said..." “Your travel packet is incomplete” "Finance says no." “The invoice doesn’t match the PO” “We can’t process it without a PO” Finished a Novel in Last Year "We can charge it to grants" "We can fix it later." “Let me run the numbers” “Did you attach the backup” “Can we skip the bid process” “Is this on state contract” "But it's the only vendor." "You can approve that, right." "Is the allowable under State law?" "We can pay them as a contractor." “Can you run that report for me” "Audit won't check that." “We need three quotes” "Internal controls slow us down." “Audit is coming” “Sorry, I was talking on mute” “We need signatures from all approvers” “We’re in year end mode” “Travel must be approved first” Wanted to be an Accountant in High School “Do you have the W 9” Excel Go To “That’s a compliance issue” “Let me double‑check that” Still Doing New Years Resolution Gone to Movies in Last Year “Check the policy” "Can't You Reclassify It?" “The system is slow today” “I didn’t know we needed a contract for that” “Can you rush this purchase” "We didn't know we needed a PO." Embarrassingly Sent Email to Wrong Person “You’re on mute” “That’s not an allowable expense” “Can you see my screen” "Why is this account negative?" “This will be part of the audit sample” “The vendor said they don’t take POs” “Can you tell me my balance” First to Arrive at Work “We need to correct that journal entry” “Send it to finance” "When will I get my refund check?" “That needs a budget revision” "Just Move the Funds in the Budget" “Please don’t buy first and ask later” "That is how we have always done it." "System Office Said..." “Your travel packet is incomplete” "Finance says no." “The invoice doesn’t match the PO” “We can’t process it without a PO” Finished a Novel in Last Year "We can charge it to grants" "We can fix it later." “Let me run the numbers” “Did you attach the backup” “Can we skip the bid process” “Is this on state contract” "But it's the only vendor." "You can approve that, right." "Is the allowable under State law?" "We can pay them as a contractor." “Can you run that report for me” "Audit won't check that." “We need three quotes” "Internal controls slow us down." “Audit is coming” “Sorry, I was talking on mute” “We need signatures from all approvers” “We’re in year end mode” “Travel must be approved first” Wanted to be an Accountant in High School “Do you have the W 9” Excel Go To “That’s a compliance issue” “Let me double‑check that” Still Doing New Years Resolution Gone to Movies in Last Year “Check the policy” "Can't You Reclassify It?" “The system is slow today”
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“I didn’t know we needed a contract for that”
“Can you rush this purchase”
"We didn't know we needed a PO."
Embarrassingly Sent Email to Wrong Person
“You’re on mute”
“That’s not an allowable expense”
“Can you see my screen”
"Why is this account negative?"
“This will be part of the audit sample”
“The vendor said they don’t take POs”
“Can you tell me my balance”
First to Arrive at Work
“We need to correct that journal entry”
“Send it to finance”
"When will I get my refund check?"
“That needs a budget revision”
"Just Move the Funds in the Budget"
“Please don’t buy first and ask later”
"That is how we have always done it."
"System Office Said..."
“Your travel packet is incomplete”
"Finance says no."
“The invoice doesn’t match the PO”
“We can’t process it without a PO”
Finished a Novel in Last Year
"We can charge it to grants"
"We can fix it later."
“Let me run the numbers”
“Did you attach the backup”
“Can we skip the bid process”
“Is this on state contract”
"But it's the only vendor."
"You can approve that, right."
"Is the allowable under State law?"
"We can pay them as a contractor."
“Can you run that report for me”
"Audit won't check that."
“We need three quotes”
"Internal controls slow us down."
“Audit is coming”
“Sorry, I was talking on mute”
“We need signatures from all approvers”
“We’re in year end mode”
“Travel must be approved first”
Wanted to be an Accountant in High School
“Do you have the W 9”
Excel Go To
“That’s a compliance issue”
“Let me double‑check that”
Still Doing New Years Resolution
Gone to Movies in Last Year
“Check the policy”
"Can't You Reclassify It?"
“The system is slow today”
