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“The vendor said they don’t take POs”
"Audit won't check that."
“Audit is coming”
“Your travel packet is incomplete”
"But it's the only vendor."
“That’s a compliance issue”
"Is the allowable under State law?"
“We’re in year end mode”
“You’re on mute”
“Let me double‑check that”
"Just Move the Funds in the Budget"
“Do you have the W 9”
"Internal controls slow us down."
"When will I get my refund check?"
"Finance says no."
“I didn’t know we needed a contract for that”
Still Doing New Years Resolution
“Can you see my screen”
“Send it to finance”
"That is how we have always done it."
"We can fix it later."
“Can you run that report for me”
"You can approve that, right."
“The system is slow today”
“The invoice doesn’t match the PO”
“Can you rush this purchase”
“Travel must be approved first”
Embarrassingly Sent Email to Wrong Person
“We need three quotes”
Wanted to be an Accountant in High School
“Is this on state contract”
“We need signatures from all approvers”
Gone to Movies in Last Year
Excel Go To
“Check the policy”
“Can we skip the bid process”
“Please don’t buy first and ask later”
"Can't You Reclassify It?"
“Can you tell me my balance”
"We can pay them as a contractor."
“Sorry, I was talking on mute”
"Why is this account negative?"
First to Arrive at Work
Finished a Novel in Last Year
“This will be part of the audit sample”
“That needs a budget revision”
"We can charge it to grants"
“We need to correct that journal entry”
"System Office Said..."
“That’s not an allowable expense”
“Did you attach the backup”
“Let me run the numbers”
“We can’t process it without a PO”
"We didn't know we needed a PO."
