First to Arrive at Work "Audit won't check that." "We can charge it to grants" "Can't You Reclassify It?" Finished a Novel in Last Year “We need signatures from all approvers” “Let me double‑check that” “We’re in year end mode” "Finance says no." “That’s a compliance issue” “Your travel packet is incomplete” “Can you see my screen” “We need to correct that journal entry” “This will be part of the audit sample” "We can pay them as a contractor." “Let me run the numbers” "We can fix it later." “The vendor said they don’t take POs” "You can approve that, right." “I didn’t know we needed a contract for that” “Is this on state contract” Excel Go To “Can you run that report for me” "Internal controls slow us down." "When will I get my refund check?" “The system is slow today” "That is how we have always done it." “Please don’t buy first and ask later” “You’re on mute” “Sorry, I was talking on mute” “The invoice doesn’t match the PO” "System Office Said..." Embarrassingly Sent Email to Wrong Person “Did you attach the backup” “We can’t process it without a PO” Still Doing New Years Resolution “Travel must be approved first” Wanted to be an Accountant in High School "Why is this account negative?" “Audit is coming” "Just Move the Funds in the Budget" “That’s not an allowable expense” "But it's the only vendor." “Can you tell me my balance” “Can you rush this purchase” “Do you have the W 9” “Send it to finance” "We didn't know we needed a PO." “Check the policy” "Is the allowable under State law?" “Can we skip the bid process” “That needs a budget revision” “We need three quotes” Gone to Movies in Last Year First to Arrive at Work "Audit won't check that." "We can charge it to grants" "Can't You Reclassify It?" Finished a Novel in Last Year “We need signatures from all approvers” “Let me double‑check that” “We’re in year end mode” "Finance says no." “That’s a compliance issue” “Your travel packet is incomplete” “Can you see my screen” “We need to correct that journal entry” “This will be part of the audit sample” "We can pay them as a contractor." “Let me run the numbers” "We can fix it later." “The vendor said they don’t take POs” "You can approve that, right." “I didn’t know we needed a contract for that” “Is this on state contract” Excel Go To “Can you run that report for me” "Internal controls slow us down." "When will I get my refund check?" “The system is slow today” "That is how we have always done it." “Please don’t buy first and ask later” “You’re on mute” “Sorry, I was talking on mute” “The invoice doesn’t match the PO” "System Office Said..." Embarrassingly Sent Email to Wrong Person “Did you attach the backup” “We can’t process it without a PO” Still Doing New Years Resolution “Travel must be approved first” Wanted to be an Accountant in High School "Why is this account negative?" “Audit is coming” "Just Move the Funds in the Budget" “That’s not an allowable expense” "But it's the only vendor." “Can you tell me my balance” “Can you rush this purchase” “Do you have the W 9” “Send it to finance” "We didn't know we needed a PO." “Check the policy” "Is the allowable under State law?" “Can we skip the bid process” “That needs a budget revision” “We need three quotes” Gone to Movies in Last Year
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First to Arrive at Work
"Audit won't check that."
"We can charge it to grants"
"Can't You Reclassify It?"
Finished a Novel in Last Year
“We need signatures from all approvers”
“Let me double‑check that”
“We’re in year end mode”
"Finance says no."
“That’s a compliance issue”
“Your travel packet is incomplete”
“Can you see my screen”
“We need to correct that journal entry”
“This will be part of the audit sample”
"We can pay them as a contractor."
“Let me run the numbers”
"We can fix it later."
“The vendor said they don’t take POs”
"You can approve that, right."
“I didn’t know we needed a contract for that”
“Is this on state contract”
Excel Go To
“Can you run that report for me”
"Internal controls slow us down."
"When will I get my refund check?"
“The system is slow today”
"That is how we have always done it."
“Please don’t buy first and ask later”
“You’re on mute”
“Sorry, I was talking on mute”
“The invoice doesn’t match the PO”
"System Office Said..."
Embarrassingly Sent Email to Wrong Person
“Did you attach the backup”
“We can’t process it without a PO”
Still Doing New Years Resolution
“Travel must be approved first”
Wanted to be an Accountant in High School
"Why is this account negative?"
“Audit is coming”
"Just Move the Funds in the Budget"
“That’s not an allowable expense”
"But it's the only vendor."
“Can you tell me my balance”
“Can you rush this purchase”
“Do you have the W 9”
“Send it to finance”
"We didn't know we needed a PO."
“Check the policy”
"Is the allowable under State law?"
“Can we skip the bid process”
“That needs a budget revision”
“We need three quotes”
Gone to Movies in Last Year
