First to Arrive at Work "You can approve that, right." “We need three quotes” “That’s a compliance issue” “We can’t process it without a PO” “The system is slow today” "Is the allowable under State law?" “That’s not an allowable expense” “I didn’t know we needed a contract for that” “We need signatures from all approvers” Gone to Movies in Last Year “You’re on mute” "Can't You Reclassify It?" Excel Go To "That is how we have always done it." "Why is this account negative?" "Finance says no." “Can you rush this purchase” “Do you have the W 9” “We need to correct that journal entry” “Let me double‑check that” “Sorry, I was talking on mute” Still Doing New Years Resolution “Your travel packet is incomplete” "We can charge it to grants" “Can you tell me my balance” “We’re in year end mode” "But it's the only vendor." “This will be part of the audit sample” “Can you run that report for me” “That needs a budget revision” “The invoice doesn’t match the PO” "We didn't know we needed a PO." “The vendor said they don’t take POs” "We can fix it later." “Travel must be approved first” “Check the policy” "When will I get my refund check?" "Just Move the Funds in the Budget" "Internal controls slow us down." “Please don’t buy first and ask later” “Can we skip the bid process” “Audit is coming” "Audit won't check that." "System Office Said..." Finished a Novel in Last Year Embarrassingly Sent Email to Wrong Person “Let me run the numbers” “Send it to finance” Wanted to be an Accountant in High School “Is this on state contract” "We can pay them as a contractor." “Can you see my screen” “Did you attach the backup” First to Arrive at Work "You can approve that, right." “We need three quotes” “That’s a compliance issue” “We can’t process it without a PO” “The system is slow today” "Is the allowable under State law?" “That’s not an allowable expense” “I didn’t know we needed a contract for that” “We need signatures from all approvers” Gone to Movies in Last Year “You’re on mute” "Can't You Reclassify It?" Excel Go To "That is how we have always done it." "Why is this account negative?" "Finance says no." “Can you rush this purchase” “Do you have the W 9” “We need to correct that journal entry” “Let me double‑check that” “Sorry, I was talking on mute” Still Doing New Years Resolution “Your travel packet is incomplete” "We can charge it to grants" “Can you tell me my balance” “We’re in year end mode” "But it's the only vendor." “This will be part of the audit sample” “Can you run that report for me” “That needs a budget revision” “The invoice doesn’t match the PO” "We didn't know we needed a PO." “The vendor said they don’t take POs” "We can fix it later." “Travel must be approved first” “Check the policy” "When will I get my refund check?" "Just Move the Funds in the Budget" "Internal controls slow us down." “Please don’t buy first and ask later” “Can we skip the bid process” “Audit is coming” "Audit won't check that." "System Office Said..." Finished a Novel in Last Year Embarrassingly Sent Email to Wrong Person “Let me run the numbers” “Send it to finance” Wanted to be an Accountant in High School “Is this on state contract” "We can pay them as a contractor." “Can you see my screen” “Did you attach the backup”
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First to Arrive at Work
"You can approve that, right."
“We need three quotes”
“That’s a compliance issue”
“We can’t process it without a PO”
“The system is slow today”
"Is the allowable under State law?"
“That’s not an allowable expense”
“I didn’t know we needed a contract for that”
“We need signatures from all approvers”
Gone to Movies in Last Year
“You’re on mute”
"Can't You Reclassify It?"
Excel Go To
"That is how we have always done it."
"Why is this account negative?"
"Finance says no."
“Can you rush this purchase”
“Do you have the W 9”
“We need to correct that journal entry”
“Let me double‑check that”
“Sorry, I was talking on mute”
Still Doing New Years Resolution
“Your travel packet is incomplete”
"We can charge it to grants"
“Can you tell me my balance”
“We’re in year end mode”
"But it's the only vendor."
“This will be part of the audit sample”
“Can you run that report for me”
“That needs a budget revision”
“The invoice doesn’t match the PO”
"We didn't know we needed a PO."
“The vendor said they don’t take POs”
"We can fix it later."
“Travel must be approved first”
“Check the policy”
"When will I get my refund check?"
"Just Move the Funds in the Budget"
"Internal controls slow us down."
“Please don’t buy first and ask later”
“Can we skip the bid process”
“Audit is coming”
"Audit won't check that."
"System Office Said..."
Finished a Novel in Last Year
Embarrassingly Sent Email to Wrong Person
“Let me run the numbers”
“Send it to finance”
Wanted to be an Accountant in High School
“Is this on state contract”
"We can pay them as a contractor."
“Can you see my screen”
“Did you attach the backup”
