When I Die, Then You Will Realize Wipe that look off your face! Your friends are all worthless trash. Everything you have is mine. [does basic parental task] You're not grateful! You're too sensitive. I never did that! You ruined my life. I can't stand liars. Bad people are trying to turn you against me! I never said that! You make me want to die. Other parents are so much worse! [incoherent screaming] Your friends are all better than you. Nobody will ever love you more than I do. I was just giving you advice. You? Privacy? Hah! I don't understand why you hate me. You owe me respect. Quit holding grudges! You're manipulating me! How dare you tell people what I did to you? You're too sensitive. When I Die, Then You Will Realize Wipe that look off your face! Your friends are all worthless trash. Everything you have is mine. [does basic parental task] You're not grateful! You're too sensitive. I never did that! You ruined my life. I can't stand liars. Bad people are trying to turn you against me! I never said that! You make me want to die. Other parents are so much worse! [incoherent screaming] Your friends are all better than you. Nobody will ever love you more than I do. I was just giving you advice. You? Privacy? Hah! I don't understand why you hate me. You owe me respect. Quit holding grudges! You're manipulating me! How dare you tell people what I did to you? You're too sensitive.
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
When I Die, Then You Will Realize
Wipe that look off your face!
Your friends are all worthless trash.
Everything you have is mine.
[does basic parental task] You're not grateful!
You're too sensitive.
I never did that!
You ruined my life.
I can't stand liars.
Bad people are trying to turn you against me!
I never said that!
You make me want to die.
Other parents are so much worse!
[incoherent screaming]
Your friends are all better than you.
Nobody will ever love you more than I do.
I was just giving you advice.
You?
Privacy? Hah!
I don't understand why you hate me.
You owe me respect.
Quit holding grudges!
You're manipulating me!
How dare you tell people what I did to you?
You're too sensitive.