Can't do thatbecause ofsomeallegedsecurity riskGlomSingletonsshouldn't beused likesmartcontractsCompressionfixes thisI vibecoded amempoolRemovethesupersetruleJust do itthis way<impossibleway>We shouldnever addfunctionalityto themempoolWe shoulduse statechannelsfor thisOurmempoolis perfectWeshouldn'tuse EVM asa referenceMEVis badJustuseRBFSomeoneshould<thingeveryonedoes>IdenticalspendaggregationThere is noparallelismissue in BaSing SeEverythingshould bedone inparallelFastforwardPrivatemempoolsare a badideaI vibecodedan L2I invented<famousthing>Localmempoolsare a badideaBetterAMMsOffers>AMMsCan't do thatbecause ofsomeallegedsecurity riskGlomSingletonsshouldn't beused likesmartcontractsCompressionfixes thisI vibecoded amempoolRemovethesupersetruleJust do itthis way<impossibleway>We shouldnever addfunctionalityto themempoolWe shoulduse statechannelsfor thisOurmempoolis perfectWeshouldn'tuse EVM asa referenceMEVis badJustuseRBFSomeoneshould<thingeveryonedoes>IdenticalspendaggregationThere is noparallelismissue in BaSing SeEverythingshould bedone inparallelFastforwardPrivatemempoolsare a badideaI vibecodedan L2I invented<famousthing>Localmempoolsare a badideaBetterAMMsOffers>AMMs

Mempool Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Can't do that because of some alleged security risk
  2. Glom
  3. Singletons shouldn't be used like smart contracts
  4. Compression fixes this
  5. I vibe coded a mempool
  6. Remove the superset rule
  7. Just do it this way <impossible way>
  8. We should never add functionality to the mempool
  9. We should use state channels for this
  10. Our mempool is perfect
  11. We shouldn't use EVM as a reference
  12. MEV is bad
  13. Just use RBF
  14. Someone should <thing everyone does>
  15. Identical spend aggregation
  16. There is no parallelism issue in Ba Sing Se
  17. Everything should be done in parallel
  18. Fast forward
  19. Private mempools are a bad idea
  20. I vibe coded an L2
  21. I invented <famous thing>
  22. Local mempools are a bad idea
  23. Better AMMs
  24. Offers > AMMs