We shouldnever addfunctionalityto themempoolThere is noparallelismissue in BaSing SeWe shoulduse statechannelsfor thisJustuseRBFFastforwardOurmempoolis perfectBetterAMMsSingletonsshouldn't beused likesmartcontractsLocalmempoolsare a badideaJust do itthis way<impossibleway>Someoneshould<thingeveryonedoes>I vibecoded amempoolI invented<famousthing>Offers>AMMsI vibecodedan L2Everythingshould bedone inparallelRemovethesupersetruleCan't do thatbecause ofsomeallegedsecurity riskGlomIdenticalspendaggregationPrivatemempoolsare a badideaMEVis badWeshouldn'tuse EVM asa referenceCompressionfixes thisWe shouldnever addfunctionalityto themempoolThere is noparallelismissue in BaSing SeWe shoulduse statechannelsfor thisJustuseRBFFastforwardOurmempoolis perfectBetterAMMsSingletonsshouldn't beused likesmartcontractsLocalmempoolsare a badideaJust do itthis way<impossibleway>Someoneshould<thingeveryonedoes>I vibecoded amempoolI invented<famousthing>Offers>AMMsI vibecodedan L2Everythingshould bedone inparallelRemovethesupersetruleCan't do thatbecause ofsomeallegedsecurity riskGlomIdenticalspendaggregationPrivatemempoolsare a badideaMEVis badWeshouldn'tuse EVM asa referenceCompressionfixes this

Mempool Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. We should never add functionality to the mempool
  2. There is no parallelism issue in Ba Sing Se
  3. We should use state channels for this
  4. Just use RBF
  5. Fast forward
  6. Our mempool is perfect
  7. Better AMMs
  8. Singletons shouldn't be used like smart contracts
  9. Local mempools are a bad idea
  10. Just do it this way <impossible way>
  11. Someone should <thing everyone does>
  12. I vibe coded a mempool
  13. I invented <famous thing>
  14. Offers > AMMs
  15. I vibe coded an L2
  16. Everything should be done in parallel
  17. Remove the superset rule
  18. Can't do that because of some alleged security risk
  19. Glom
  20. Identical spend aggregation
  21. Private mempools are a bad idea
  22. MEV is bad
  23. We shouldn't use EVM as a reference
  24. Compression fixes this