BetterAMMsCan't do thatbecause ofsomeallegedsecurity riskCompressionfixes thisSingletonsshouldn't beused likesmartcontractsGlomSomeoneshould<thingeveryonedoes>I invented<famousthing>Ourmempoolis perfectLocalmempoolsare a badideaIdenticalspendaggregationJustuseRBFMEVis badJust do itthis way<impossibleway>We shouldnever addfunctionalityto themempoolThere is noparallelismissue in BaSing SePrivatemempoolsare a badideaFastforwardEverythingshould bedone inparallelWeshouldn'tuse EVM asa referenceI vibecoded amempoolI vibecodedan L2We shoulduse statechannelsfor thisOffers>AMMsRemovethesupersetruleBetterAMMsCan't do thatbecause ofsomeallegedsecurity riskCompressionfixes thisSingletonsshouldn't beused likesmartcontractsGlomSomeoneshould<thingeveryonedoes>I invented<famousthing>Ourmempoolis perfectLocalmempoolsare a badideaIdenticalspendaggregationJustuseRBFMEVis badJust do itthis way<impossibleway>We shouldnever addfunctionalityto themempoolThere is noparallelismissue in BaSing SePrivatemempoolsare a badideaFastforwardEverythingshould bedone inparallelWeshouldn'tuse EVM asa referenceI vibecoded amempoolI vibecodedan L2We shoulduse statechannelsfor thisOffers>AMMsRemovethesupersetrule

Mempool Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Better AMMs
  2. Can't do that because of some alleged security risk
  3. Compression fixes this
  4. Singletons shouldn't be used like smart contracts
  5. Glom
  6. Someone should <thing everyone does>
  7. I invented <famous thing>
  8. Our mempool is perfect
  9. Local mempools are a bad idea
  10. Identical spend aggregation
  11. Just use RBF
  12. MEV is bad
  13. Just do it this way <impossible way>
  14. We should never add functionality to the mempool
  15. There is no parallelism issue in Ba Sing Se
  16. Private mempools are a bad idea
  17. Fast forward
  18. Everything should be done in parallel
  19. We shouldn't use EVM as a reference
  20. I vibe coded a mempool
  21. I vibe coded an L2
  22. We should use state channels for this
  23. Offers > AMMs
  24. Remove the superset rule