Compressionfixes thisWe shouldnever addfunctionalityto themempoolLocalmempoolsare a badideaSingletonsshouldn't beused likesmartcontractsJust do itthis way<impossibleway>MEVis badRemovethesupersetruleWe shoulduse statechannelsfor thisOffers>AMMsBetterAMMsEverythingshould bedone inparallelFastforwardI vibecodedan L2I invented<famousthing>Can't do thatbecause ofsomeallegedsecurity riskThere is noparallelismissue in BaSing SeIdenticalspendaggregationI vibecoded amempoolWeshouldn'tuse EVM asa referenceSomeoneshould<thingeveryonedoes>JustuseRBFGlomPrivatemempoolsare a badideaOurmempoolis perfectCompressionfixes thisWe shouldnever addfunctionalityto themempoolLocalmempoolsare a badideaSingletonsshouldn't beused likesmartcontractsJust do itthis way<impossibleway>MEVis badRemovethesupersetruleWe shoulduse statechannelsfor thisOffers>AMMsBetterAMMsEverythingshould bedone inparallelFastforwardI vibecodedan L2I invented<famousthing>Can't do thatbecause ofsomeallegedsecurity riskThere is noparallelismissue in BaSing SeIdenticalspendaggregationI vibecoded amempoolWeshouldn'tuse EVM asa referenceSomeoneshould<thingeveryonedoes>JustuseRBFGlomPrivatemempoolsare a badideaOurmempoolis perfect

Mempool Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Compression fixes this
  2. We should never add functionality to the mempool
  3. Local mempools are a bad idea
  4. Singletons shouldn't be used like smart contracts
  5. Just do it this way <impossible way>
  6. MEV is bad
  7. Remove the superset rule
  8. We should use state channels for this
  9. Offers > AMMs
  10. Better AMMs
  11. Everything should be done in parallel
  12. Fast forward
  13. I vibe coded an L2
  14. I invented <famous thing>
  15. Can't do that because of some alleged security risk
  16. There is no parallelism issue in Ba Sing Se
  17. Identical spend aggregation
  18. I vibe coded a mempool
  19. We shouldn't use EVM as a reference
  20. Someone should <thing everyone does>
  21. Just use RBF
  22. Glom
  23. Private mempools are a bad idea
  24. Our mempool is perfect