I vibecoded amempoolCan't do thatbecause ofsomeallegedsecurity riskBetterAMMsOffers>AMMsI vibecodedan L2MEVis badRemovethesupersetruleThere is noparallelismissue in BaSing SeWe shouldnever addfunctionalityto themempoolOurmempoolis perfectJustuseRBFJust do itthis way<impossibleway>We shoulduse statechannelsfor thisGlomSomeoneshould<thingeveryonedoes>IdenticalspendaggregationCompressionfixes thisEverythingshould bedone inparallelFastforwardLocalmempoolsare a badideaPrivatemempoolsare a badideaWeshouldn'tuse EVM asa referenceSingletonsshouldn't beused likesmartcontractsI invented<famousthing>I vibecoded amempoolCan't do thatbecause ofsomeallegedsecurity riskBetterAMMsOffers>AMMsI vibecodedan L2MEVis badRemovethesupersetruleThere is noparallelismissue in BaSing SeWe shouldnever addfunctionalityto themempoolOurmempoolis perfectJustuseRBFJust do itthis way<impossibleway>We shoulduse statechannelsfor thisGlomSomeoneshould<thingeveryonedoes>IdenticalspendaggregationCompressionfixes thisEverythingshould bedone inparallelFastforwardLocalmempoolsare a badideaPrivatemempoolsare a badideaWeshouldn'tuse EVM asa referenceSingletonsshouldn't beused likesmartcontractsI invented<famousthing>

Mempool Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I vibe coded a mempool
  2. Can't do that because of some alleged security risk
  3. Better AMMs
  4. Offers > AMMs
  5. I vibe coded an L2
  6. MEV is bad
  7. Remove the superset rule
  8. There is no parallelism issue in Ba Sing Se
  9. We should never add functionality to the mempool
  10. Our mempool is perfect
  11. Just use RBF
  12. Just do it this way <impossible way>
  13. We should use state channels for this
  14. Glom
  15. Someone should <thing everyone does>
  16. Identical spend aggregation
  17. Compression fixes this
  18. Everything should be done in parallel
  19. Fast forward
  20. Local mempools are a bad idea
  21. Private mempools are a bad idea
  22. We shouldn't use EVM as a reference
  23. Singletons shouldn't be used like smart contracts
  24. I invented <famous thing>