rosalina’smom isn’tpart of thebackstoryflashbackwigglerat least4 popsongsdonkeykongcreditsceneminion in thelogo doessomethingfunny andsillythe reason whythis is a mariogalaxy movie isbecause nintendowanted topromote Galaxy 3OR an interviewconfirms it wasillumination’sidea to make themovie themedaround Galaxyreveal that bowserjr. is a time-traveling variant/aclone/was createdwith magicno one inbrooklyncares aboutthe damgedcitymario andluigi turn intobabies for10+ minutesmamaluigireferencefart jokeinvolving oneof the babiesor wariomost (if notall) of thecriticisms ofthe first movieare ignoredall thedialogue stillfeels like“Focus, M”they confirmthe matpattheory thatpeach androsalina arerelatedthey messup therosalinabackstorythe sequels andspinoffs will end upmaking much lessmoney than theywould have if theysaved the Galaxystory for laterno rpgreference(besides thepaper toadsand maybe ageneric enemy)awkwafinawigglerthey won’t dothe endingwhere theuniverse isdestroyed andresetrosalina is a babyin the back story(the sole point ofthe scene is thatthey referencedBaby Rosalina)bowser singsanotherwackymarketablesongawkwafinalumalee doessomething involvinghoney that proves aconvoluted theory thatshe is the same lumafrom the 2025 Galaxy2 storybook andtherefore not suicidallumaleewants todie again :(rosalina’smom isn’tpart of thebackstoryflashbackwigglerat least4 popsongsdonkeykongcreditsceneminion in thelogo doessomethingfunny andsillythe reason whythis is a mariogalaxy movie isbecause nintendowanted topromote Galaxy 3OR an interviewconfirms it wasillumination’sidea to make themovie themedaround Galaxyreveal that bowserjr. is a time-traveling variant/aclone/was createdwith magicno one inbrooklyncares aboutthe damgedcitymario andluigi turn intobabies for10+ minutesmamaluigireferencefart jokeinvolving oneof the babiesor wariomost (if notall) of thecriticisms ofthe first movieare ignoredall thedialogue stillfeels like“Focus, M”they confirmthe matpattheory thatpeach androsalina arerelatedthey messup therosalinabackstorythe sequels andspinoffs will end upmaking much lessmoney than theywould have if theysaved the Galaxystory for laterno rpgreference(besides thepaper toadsand maybe ageneric enemy)awkwafinawigglerthey won’t dothe endingwhere theuniverse isdestroyed andresetrosalina is a babyin the back story(the sole point ofthe scene is thatthey referencedBaby Rosalina)bowser singsanotherwackymarketablesongawkwafinalumalee doessomething involvinghoney that proves aconvoluted theory thatshe is the same lumafrom the 2025 Galaxy2 storybook andtherefore not suicidallumaleewants todie again :(

mario movie 2 pessimistic predictions because i don’t like illumination - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. B-rosalina’s mom isn’t part of the backstory flashback
  2. I-wiggler
  3. O-at least 4 pop songs
  4. G-donkey kong credit scene
  5. N-minion in the logo does something funny and silly
  6. B-the reason why this is a mario galaxy movie is because nintendo wanted to promote Galaxy 3
  7. I-OR an interview confirms it was illumination’s idea to make the movie themed around Galaxy
  8. B-reveal that bowser jr. is a time-traveling variant/a clone/was created with magic
  9. I-no one in brooklyn cares about the damged city
  10. N-mario and luigi turn into babies for 10+ minutes
  11. O-mama luigi reference
  12. N-fart joke involving one of the babies or wario
  13. I-most (if not all) of the criticisms of the first movie are ignored
  14. G-all the dialogue still feels like “Focus, M”
  15. G-they confirm the matpat theory that peach and rosalina are related
  16. B-they mess up the rosalina backstory
  17. O-the sequels and spinoffs will end up making much less money than they would have if they saved the Galaxy story for later
  18. N-no rpg reference (besides the paper toads and maybe a generic enemy)
  19. N-awkwafina wiggler
  20. I-they won’t do the ending where the universe is destroyed and reset
  21. G-rosalina is a baby in the back story (the sole point of the scene is that they referenced Baby Rosalina)
  22. G-bowser sings another wacky marketable song
  23. B-awkwafina
  24. O-lumalee does something involving honey that proves a convoluted theory that she is the same luma from the 2025 Galaxy 2 storybook and therefore not suicidal
  25. O-lumalee wants to die again :(