Attachesa pen tomarkerAllusionto today’spolitics90% of classspent bystudents tryingto answer onequestion"What isgood/Whatis evil"brought upWifementionWe makeit throughfive slidesWe DON'Tmake itthroughfive slidesGets lazywhenwriting onboardWrites a wordon the boardnobody knowsand doesn'texplain"I'll stoptorturingyou..."Class getslost downsemiirrelevantrabbit holePart-waythrough athought,stops andsays "What?"Uses arandomperson inclass for anexamplePushesphoneoff deskGlazesAristotleHates onNietzscheGoes “Wait,what?” aftera student’sanswerWe runout oftime or gooverSwitchestabs like hislife dependson itSwears inthe firstfifteenminutesComplainsaboutgradingPDBsDropsmarkerSits ondeskGives out afinalexemptionunprovokedAttachesa pen tomarkerAllusionto today’spolitics90% of classspent bystudents tryingto answer onequestion"What isgood/Whatis evil"brought upWifementionWe makeit throughfive slidesWe DON'Tmake itthroughfive slidesGets lazywhenwriting onboardWrites a wordon the boardnobody knowsand doesn'texplain"I'll stoptorturingyou..."Class getslost downsemiirrelevantrabbit holePart-waythrough athought,stops andsays "What?"Uses arandomperson inclass for anexamplePushesphoneoff deskGlazesAristotleHates onNietzscheGoes “Wait,what?” aftera student’sanswerWe runout oftime or gooverSwitchestabs like hislife dependson itSwears inthe firstfifteenminutesComplainsaboutgradingPDBsDropsmarkerSits ondeskGives out afinalexemptionunprovoked

PHILOBINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Attaches a pen to marker
  2. Allusion to today’s politics
  3. 90% of class spent by students trying to answer one question
  4. "What is good/What is evil" brought up
  5. Wife mention
  6. We make it through five slides
  7. We DON'T make it through five slides
  8. Gets lazy when writing on board
  9. Writes a word on the board nobody knows and doesn't explain
  10. "I'll stop torturing you..."
  11. Class gets lost down semi irrelevant rabbit hole
  12. Part-way through a thought, stops and says "What?"
  13. Uses a random person in class for an example
  14. Pushes phone off desk
  15. Glazes Aristotle
  16. Hates on Nietzsche
  17. Goes “Wait, what?” after a student’s answer
  18. We run out of time or go over
  19. Switches tabs like his life depends on it
  20. Swears in the first fifteen minutes
  21. Complains about grading PDBs
  22. Drops marker
  23. Sits on desk
  24. Gives out a final exemption unprovoked