GlazesAristotleHates onNietzscheWe DON'Tmake itthroughfive slidesGets lazywhenwriting onboardAttachesa pen tomarkerDropsmarkerWifementionAllusionto today’spoliticsClass getslost downsemiirrelevantrabbit holeGoes “Wait,what?” aftera student’sanswer"What isgood/Whatis evil"brought upWe runout oftime or goover90% of classspent bystudents tryingto answer onequestion"I'll stoptorturingyou..."Part-waythrough athought,stops andsays "What?"Swears inthe firstfifteenminutesGives out afinalexemptionunprovokedWe makeit throughfive slidesPushesphoneoff deskComplainsaboutgradingPDBsSits ondeskSwitchestabs like hislife dependson itUses arandomperson inclass for anexampleWrites a wordon the boardnobody knowsand doesn'texplainGlazesAristotleHates onNietzscheWe DON'Tmake itthroughfive slidesGets lazywhenwriting onboardAttachesa pen tomarkerDropsmarkerWifementionAllusionto today’spoliticsClass getslost downsemiirrelevantrabbit holeGoes “Wait,what?” aftera student’sanswer"What isgood/Whatis evil"brought upWe runout oftime or goover90% of classspent bystudents tryingto answer onequestion"I'll stoptorturingyou..."Part-waythrough athought,stops andsays "What?"Swears inthe firstfifteenminutesGives out afinalexemptionunprovokedWe makeit throughfive slidesPushesphoneoff deskComplainsaboutgradingPDBsSits ondeskSwitchestabs like hislife dependson itUses arandomperson inclass for anexampleWrites a wordon the boardnobody knowsand doesn'texplain

PHILOBINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Glazes Aristotle
  2. Hates on Nietzsche
  3. We DON'T make it through five slides
  4. Gets lazy when writing on board
  5. Attaches a pen to marker
  6. Drops marker
  7. Wife mention
  8. Allusion to today’s politics
  9. Class gets lost down semi irrelevant rabbit hole
  10. Goes “Wait, what?” after a student’s answer
  11. "What is good/What is evil" brought up
  12. We run out of time or go over
  13. 90% of class spent by students trying to answer one question
  14. "I'll stop torturing you..."
  15. Part-way through a thought, stops and says "What?"
  16. Swears in the first fifteen minutes
  17. Gives out a final exemption unprovoked
  18. We make it through five slides
  19. Pushes phone off desk
  20. Complains about grading PDBs
  21. Sits on desk
  22. Switches tabs like his life depends on it
  23. Uses a random person in class for an example
  24. Writes a word on the board nobody knows and doesn't explain