Sits ondeskSwears inthe firstfifteenminutesAttachesa pen tomarkerWe runout oftime or gooverWe makeit throughfive slidesGlazesAristotleSwitchestabs like hislife dependson itWifementionGets lazywhenwriting onboardDropsmarkerGoes “Wait,what?” aftera student’sanswerClass getslost downsemiirrelevantrabbit hole"What isgood/Whatis evil"brought upPart-waythrough athought,stops andsays "What?""I'll stoptorturingyou..."Pushesphoneoff deskAllusionto today’spoliticsUses arandomperson inclass for anexampleWrites a wordon the boardnobody knowsand doesn'texplainGives out afinalexemptionunprovokedHates onNietzscheComplainsaboutgradingPDBs90% of classspent bystudents tryingto answer onequestionWe DON'Tmake itthroughfive slidesSits ondeskSwears inthe firstfifteenminutesAttachesa pen tomarkerWe runout oftime or gooverWe makeit throughfive slidesGlazesAristotleSwitchestabs like hislife dependson itWifementionGets lazywhenwriting onboardDropsmarkerGoes “Wait,what?” aftera student’sanswerClass getslost downsemiirrelevantrabbit hole"What isgood/Whatis evil"brought upPart-waythrough athought,stops andsays "What?""I'll stoptorturingyou..."Pushesphoneoff deskAllusionto today’spoliticsUses arandomperson inclass for anexampleWrites a wordon the boardnobody knowsand doesn'texplainGives out afinalexemptionunprovokedHates onNietzscheComplainsaboutgradingPDBs90% of classspent bystudents tryingto answer onequestionWe DON'Tmake itthroughfive slides

PHILOBINGO - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Sits on desk
  2. Swears in the first fifteen minutes
  3. Attaches a pen to marker
  4. We run out of time or go over
  5. We make it through five slides
  6. Glazes Aristotle
  7. Switches tabs like his life depends on it
  8. Wife mention
  9. Gets lazy when writing on board
  10. Drops marker
  11. Goes “Wait, what?” after a student’s answer
  12. Class gets lost down semi irrelevant rabbit hole
  13. "What is good/What is evil" brought up
  14. Part-way through a thought, stops and says "What?"
  15. "I'll stop torturing you..."
  16. Pushes phone off desk
  17. Allusion to today’s politics
  18. Uses a random person in class for an example
  19. Writes a word on the board nobody knows and doesn't explain
  20. Gives out a final exemption unprovoked
  21. Hates on Nietzsche
  22. Complains about grading PDBs
  23. 90% of class spent by students trying to answer one question
  24. We DON'T make it through five slides