Thinks it'snormal steppingin a debuggershould have anoticeable delayDon't knowaboutterminalreversesearchOverwhelmedwhennavigatingmore than 3source filesDoesn't writemore than 5lines of codeper day byhandCan'tmake awebsite <1MegNeverused awk,sed, orgrepMeasuresperformancein lines ofcode per unitof timeHasTwitterblueDoesn'tknow thedifferencebetween gitand githubOwnscryptoNevereditedanythingin /etcSwitchesbetween sourcefiles by usingquickopen or byclicking in thefile treePersonalprojectsare <10klocBelievesterminalrenderingtakes ~10msNeveredited aMakefileUsesGoogleChromeUpdates projectdependenciesmore than onceevery 3 monthsDoesn'tknow how tocompile a Cfile with gccby handUsesVSCodeThinks if AIcan't solveyour problem,you are usingit wrongRightclick-> Undo/Copy/PasteUseselectron.jsNevercontributedto an opensourceprojectTypes outevery wordin theterminalThinks it'snormal steppingin a debuggershould have anoticeable delayDon't knowaboutterminalreversesearchOverwhelmedwhennavigatingmore than 3source filesDoesn't writemore than 5lines of codeper day byhandCan'tmake awebsite <1MegNeverused awk,sed, orgrepMeasuresperformancein lines ofcode per unitof timeHasTwitterblueDoesn'tknow thedifferencebetween gitand githubOwnscryptoNevereditedanythingin /etcSwitchesbetween sourcefiles by usingquickopen or byclicking in thefile treePersonalprojectsare <10klocBelievesterminalrenderingtakes ~10msNeveredited aMakefileUsesGoogleChromeUpdates projectdependenciesmore than onceevery 3 monthsDoesn'tknow how tocompile a Cfile with gccby handUsesVSCodeThinks if AIcan't solveyour problem,you are usingit wrongRightclick-> Undo/Copy/PasteUseselectron.jsNevercontributedto an opensourceprojectTypes outevery wordin theterminal

Mediocre Developer - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Thinks it's normal stepping in a debugger should have a noticeable delay
  2. Don't know about terminal reverse search
  3. Overwhelmed when navigating more than 3 source files
  4. Doesn't write more than 5 lines of code per day by hand
  5. Can't make a website < 1Meg
  6. Never used awk, sed, or grep
  7. Measures performance in lines of code per unit of time
  8. Has Twitter blue
  9. Doesn't know the difference between git and github
  10. Owns crypto
  11. Never edited anything in /etc
  12. Switches between source files by using quickopen or by clicking in the file tree
  13. Personal projects are <10 kloc
  14. Believes terminal rendering takes ~10ms
  15. Never edited a Makefile
  16. Uses Google Chrome
  17. Updates project dependencies more than once every 3 months
  18. Doesn't know how to compile a C file with gcc by hand
  19. Uses VSCode
  20. Thinks if AI can't solve your problem, you are using it wrong
  21. Rightclick -> Undo/ Copy/ Paste
  22. Uses electron.js
  23. Never contributed to an open source project
  24. Types out every word in the terminal