Doesn'tknow how tocompile a Cfile with gccby handTypes outevery wordin theterminalNeverused awk,sed, orgrepDoesn't writemore than 5lines of codeper day byhandOverwhelmedwhennavigatingmore than 3source filesNevereditedanythingin /etcUpdates projectdependenciesmore than onceevery 3 monthsThinks if AIcan't solveyour problem,you are usingit wrongUseselectron.jsMeasuresperformancein lines ofcode per unitof timePersonalprojectsare <10klocUsesGoogleChromeRightclick-> Undo/Copy/PasteOwnscryptoCan'tmake awebsite <1MegDon't knowaboutterminalreversesearchBelievesterminalrenderingtakes ~10msNeveredited aMakefileSwitchesbetween sourcefiles by usingquickopen or byclicking in thefile treeDoesn'tknow thedifferencebetween gitand githubThinks it'snormal steppingin a debuggershould have anoticeable delayHasTwitterblueUsesVSCodeNevercontributedto an opensourceprojectDoesn'tknow how tocompile a Cfile with gccby handTypes outevery wordin theterminalNeverused awk,sed, orgrepDoesn't writemore than 5lines of codeper day byhandOverwhelmedwhennavigatingmore than 3source filesNevereditedanythingin /etcUpdates projectdependenciesmore than onceevery 3 monthsThinks if AIcan't solveyour problem,you are usingit wrongUseselectron.jsMeasuresperformancein lines ofcode per unitof timePersonalprojectsare <10klocUsesGoogleChromeRightclick-> Undo/Copy/PasteOwnscryptoCan'tmake awebsite <1MegDon't knowaboutterminalreversesearchBelievesterminalrenderingtakes ~10msNeveredited aMakefileSwitchesbetween sourcefiles by usingquickopen or byclicking in thefile treeDoesn'tknow thedifferencebetween gitand githubThinks it'snormal steppingin a debuggershould have anoticeable delayHasTwitterblueUsesVSCodeNevercontributedto an opensourceproject

Mediocre Developer - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Doesn't know how to compile a C file with gcc by hand
  2. Types out every word in the terminal
  3. Never used awk, sed, or grep
  4. Doesn't write more than 5 lines of code per day by hand
  5. Overwhelmed when navigating more than 3 source files
  6. Never edited anything in /etc
  7. Updates project dependencies more than once every 3 months
  8. Thinks if AI can't solve your problem, you are using it wrong
  9. Uses electron.js
  10. Measures performance in lines of code per unit of time
  11. Personal projects are <10 kloc
  12. Uses Google Chrome
  13. Rightclick -> Undo/ Copy/ Paste
  14. Owns crypto
  15. Can't make a website < 1Meg
  16. Don't know about terminal reverse search
  17. Believes terminal rendering takes ~10ms
  18. Never edited a Makefile
  19. Switches between source files by using quickopen or by clicking in the file tree
  20. Doesn't know the difference between git and github
  21. Thinks it's normal stepping in a debugger should have a noticeable delay
  22. Has Twitter blue
  23. Uses VSCode
  24. Never contributed to an open source project