Neverused awk,sed, orgrepThinks if AIcan't solveyour problem,you are usingit wrongTypes outevery wordin theterminalNevereditedanythingin /etcDoesn'tknow how tocompile a Cfile with gccby handNevercontributedto an opensourceprojectPersonalprojectsare <10klocHasTwitterblueRightclick-> Undo/Copy/PasteSwitchesbetween sourcefiles by usingquickopen or byclicking in thefile treeDoesn'tknow thedifferencebetween gitand githubThinks it'snormal steppingin a debuggershould have anoticeable delayUsesGoogleChromeUseselectron.jsMeasuresperformancein lines ofcode per unitof timeNeveredited aMakefileBelievesterminalrenderingtakes ~10msOverwhelmedwhennavigatingmore than 3source filesUpdates projectdependenciesmore than onceevery 3 monthsDon't knowaboutterminalreversesearchDoesn't writemore than 5lines of codeper day byhandUsesVSCodeOwnscryptoCan'tmake awebsite <1MegNeverused awk,sed, orgrepThinks if AIcan't solveyour problem,you are usingit wrongTypes outevery wordin theterminalNevereditedanythingin /etcDoesn'tknow how tocompile a Cfile with gccby handNevercontributedto an opensourceprojectPersonalprojectsare <10klocHasTwitterblueRightclick-> Undo/Copy/PasteSwitchesbetween sourcefiles by usingquickopen or byclicking in thefile treeDoesn'tknow thedifferencebetween gitand githubThinks it'snormal steppingin a debuggershould have anoticeable delayUsesGoogleChromeUseselectron.jsMeasuresperformancein lines ofcode per unitof timeNeveredited aMakefileBelievesterminalrenderingtakes ~10msOverwhelmedwhennavigatingmore than 3source filesUpdates projectdependenciesmore than onceevery 3 monthsDon't knowaboutterminalreversesearchDoesn't writemore than 5lines of codeper day byhandUsesVSCodeOwnscryptoCan'tmake awebsite <1Meg

Mediocre Developer - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Never used awk, sed, or grep
  2. Thinks if AI can't solve your problem, you are using it wrong
  3. Types out every word in the terminal
  4. Never edited anything in /etc
  5. Doesn't know how to compile a C file with gcc by hand
  6. Never contributed to an open source project
  7. Personal projects are <10 kloc
  8. Has Twitter blue
  9. Rightclick -> Undo/ Copy/ Paste
  10. Switches between source files by using quickopen or by clicking in the file tree
  11. Doesn't know the difference between git and github
  12. Thinks it's normal stepping in a debugger should have a noticeable delay
  13. Uses Google Chrome
  14. Uses electron.js
  15. Measures performance in lines of code per unit of time
  16. Never edited a Makefile
  17. Believes terminal rendering takes ~10ms
  18. Overwhelmed when navigating more than 3 source files
  19. Updates project dependencies more than once every 3 months
  20. Don't know about terminal reverse search
  21. Doesn't write more than 5 lines of code per day by hand
  22. Uses VSCode
  23. Owns crypto
  24. Can't make a website < 1Meg