OwnscryptoRightclick-> Undo/Copy/PasteUpdates projectdependenciesmore than onceevery 3 monthsNeveredited aMakefileSwitchesbetween sourcefiles by usingquickopen or byclicking in thefile treePersonalprojectsare <10klocDoesn'tknow how tocompile a Cfile with gccby handNevercontributedto an opensourceprojectThinks it'snormal steppingin a debuggershould have anoticeable delayMeasuresperformancein lines ofcode per unitof timeThinks if AIcan't solveyour problem,you are usingit wrongCan'tmake awebsite <1MegDoesn'tknow thedifferencebetween gitand githubNevereditedanythingin /etcDoesn't writemore than 5lines of codeper day byhandOverwhelmedwhennavigatingmore than 3source filesBelievesterminalrenderingtakes ~10msUsesVSCodeDon't knowaboutterminalreversesearchTypes outevery wordin theterminalHasTwitterblueUsesGoogleChromeNeverused awk,sed, orgrepUseselectron.jsOwnscryptoRightclick-> Undo/Copy/PasteUpdates projectdependenciesmore than onceevery 3 monthsNeveredited aMakefileSwitchesbetween sourcefiles by usingquickopen or byclicking in thefile treePersonalprojectsare <10klocDoesn'tknow how tocompile a Cfile with gccby handNevercontributedto an opensourceprojectThinks it'snormal steppingin a debuggershould have anoticeable delayMeasuresperformancein lines ofcode per unitof timeThinks if AIcan't solveyour problem,you are usingit wrongCan'tmake awebsite <1MegDoesn'tknow thedifferencebetween gitand githubNevereditedanythingin /etcDoesn't writemore than 5lines of codeper day byhandOverwhelmedwhennavigatingmore than 3source filesBelievesterminalrenderingtakes ~10msUsesVSCodeDon't knowaboutterminalreversesearchTypes outevery wordin theterminalHasTwitterblueUsesGoogleChromeNeverused awk,sed, orgrepUseselectron.js

Mediocre Developer - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Owns crypto
  2. Rightclick -> Undo/ Copy/ Paste
  3. Updates project dependencies more than once every 3 months
  4. Never edited a Makefile
  5. Switches between source files by using quickopen or by clicking in the file tree
  6. Personal projects are <10 kloc
  7. Doesn't know how to compile a C file with gcc by hand
  8. Never contributed to an open source project
  9. Thinks it's normal stepping in a debugger should have a noticeable delay
  10. Measures performance in lines of code per unit of time
  11. Thinks if AI can't solve your problem, you are using it wrong
  12. Can't make a website < 1Meg
  13. Doesn't know the difference between git and github
  14. Never edited anything in /etc
  15. Doesn't write more than 5 lines of code per day by hand
  16. Overwhelmed when navigating more than 3 source files
  17. Believes terminal rendering takes ~10ms
  18. Uses VSCode
  19. Don't know about terminal reverse search
  20. Types out every word in the terminal
  21. Has Twitter blue
  22. Uses Google Chrome
  23. Never used awk, sed, or grep
  24. Uses electron.js