Overwhelmedwhennavigatingmore than 3source filesThinks it'snormal steppingin a debuggershould have anoticeable delayPersonalprojectsare <10klocDoesn't writemore than 5lines of codeper day byhandBelievesterminalrenderingtakes ~10msUpdates projectdependenciesmore than onceevery 3 monthsDon't knowaboutterminalreversesearchOwnscryptoThinks if AIcan't solveyour problem,you are usingit wrongUseselectron.jsDoesn'tknow how tocompile a Cfile with gccby handMeasuresperformancein lines ofcode per unitof timeDoesn'tknow thedifferencebetween gitand githubUsesVSCodeNeveredited aMakefileNevereditedanythingin /etcNevercontributedto an opensourceprojectCan'tmake awebsite <1MegHasTwitterblueTypes outevery wordin theterminalUsesGoogleChromeNeverused awk,sed, orgrepSwitchesbetween sourcefiles by usingquickopen or byclicking in thefile treeRightclick-> Undo/Copy/PasteOverwhelmedwhennavigatingmore than 3source filesThinks it'snormal steppingin a debuggershould have anoticeable delayPersonalprojectsare <10klocDoesn't writemore than 5lines of codeper day byhandBelievesterminalrenderingtakes ~10msUpdates projectdependenciesmore than onceevery 3 monthsDon't knowaboutterminalreversesearchOwnscryptoThinks if AIcan't solveyour problem,you are usingit wrongUseselectron.jsDoesn'tknow how tocompile a Cfile with gccby handMeasuresperformancein lines ofcode per unitof timeDoesn'tknow thedifferencebetween gitand githubUsesVSCodeNeveredited aMakefileNevereditedanythingin /etcNevercontributedto an opensourceprojectCan'tmake awebsite <1MegHasTwitterblueTypes outevery wordin theterminalUsesGoogleChromeNeverused awk,sed, orgrepSwitchesbetween sourcefiles by usingquickopen or byclicking in thefile treeRightclick-> Undo/Copy/Paste

Mediocre Developer - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Overwhelmed when navigating more than 3 source files
  2. Thinks it's normal stepping in a debugger should have a noticeable delay
  3. Personal projects are <10 kloc
  4. Doesn't write more than 5 lines of code per day by hand
  5. Believes terminal rendering takes ~10ms
  6. Updates project dependencies more than once every 3 months
  7. Don't know about terminal reverse search
  8. Owns crypto
  9. Thinks if AI can't solve your problem, you are using it wrong
  10. Uses electron.js
  11. Doesn't know how to compile a C file with gcc by hand
  12. Measures performance in lines of code per unit of time
  13. Doesn't know the difference between git and github
  14. Uses VSCode
  15. Never edited a Makefile
  16. Never edited anything in /etc
  17. Never contributed to an open source project
  18. Can't make a website < 1Meg
  19. Has Twitter blue
  20. Types out every word in the terminal
  21. Uses Google Chrome
  22. Never used awk, sed, or grep
  23. Switches between source files by using quickopen or by clicking in the file tree
  24. Rightclick -> Undo/ Copy/ Paste