Personalprojectsare <10klocThinks it'snormal steppingin a debuggershould have anoticeable delayCan'tmake awebsite <1MegUsesVSCodeBelievesterminalrenderingtakes ~10msOverwhelmedwhennavigatingmore than 3source filesHasTwitterblueOwnscryptoNeverused awk,sed, orgrepNevereditedanythingin /etcSwitchesbetween sourcefiles by usingquickopen or byclicking in thefile treeUpdates projectdependenciesmore than onceevery 3 monthsRightclick-> Undo/Copy/PasteThinks if AIcan't solveyour problem,you are usingit wrongDoesn'tknow how tocompile a Cfile with gccby handUseselectron.jsNevercontributedto an opensourceprojectMeasuresperformancein lines ofcode per unitof timeDoesn't writemore than 5lines of codeper day byhandDon't knowaboutterminalreversesearchUsesGoogleChromeDoesn'tknow thedifferencebetween gitand githubTypes outevery wordin theterminalNeveredited aMakefilePersonalprojectsare <10klocThinks it'snormal steppingin a debuggershould have anoticeable delayCan'tmake awebsite <1MegUsesVSCodeBelievesterminalrenderingtakes ~10msOverwhelmedwhennavigatingmore than 3source filesHasTwitterblueOwnscryptoNeverused awk,sed, orgrepNevereditedanythingin /etcSwitchesbetween sourcefiles by usingquickopen or byclicking in thefile treeUpdates projectdependenciesmore than onceevery 3 monthsRightclick-> Undo/Copy/PasteThinks if AIcan't solveyour problem,you are usingit wrongDoesn'tknow how tocompile a Cfile with gccby handUseselectron.jsNevercontributedto an opensourceprojectMeasuresperformancein lines ofcode per unitof timeDoesn't writemore than 5lines of codeper day byhandDon't knowaboutterminalreversesearchUsesGoogleChromeDoesn'tknow thedifferencebetween gitand githubTypes outevery wordin theterminalNeveredited aMakefile

Mediocre Developer - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Personal projects are <10 kloc
  2. Thinks it's normal stepping in a debugger should have a noticeable delay
  3. Can't make a website < 1Meg
  4. Uses VSCode
  5. Believes terminal rendering takes ~10ms
  6. Overwhelmed when navigating more than 3 source files
  7. Has Twitter blue
  8. Owns crypto
  9. Never used awk, sed, or grep
  10. Never edited anything in /etc
  11. Switches between source files by using quickopen or by clicking in the file tree
  12. Updates project dependencies more than once every 3 months
  13. Rightclick -> Undo/ Copy/ Paste
  14. Thinks if AI can't solve your problem, you are using it wrong
  15. Doesn't know how to compile a C file with gcc by hand
  16. Uses electron.js
  17. Never contributed to an open source project
  18. Measures performance in lines of code per unit of time
  19. Doesn't write more than 5 lines of code per day by hand
  20. Don't know about terminal reverse search
  21. Uses Google Chrome
  22. Doesn't know the difference between git and github
  23. Types out every word in the terminal
  24. Never edited a Makefile