Can'tmake awebsite <1MegUpdates projectdependenciesmore than onceevery 3 monthsNeveredited aMakefileOverwhelmedwhennavigatingmore than 3source filesPersonalprojectsare <10klocThinks if AIcan't solveyour problem,you are usingit wrongUsesVSCodeTypes outevery wordin theterminalDoesn'tknow thedifferencebetween gitand githubMeasuresperformancein lines ofcode per unitof timeBelievesterminalrenderingtakes ~10msHasTwitterblueUseselectron.jsDon't knowaboutterminalreversesearchDoesn't writemore than 5lines of codeper day byhandNeverused awk,sed, orgrepNevercontributedto an opensourceprojectSwitchesbetween sourcefiles by usingquickopen or byclicking in thefile treeUsesGoogleChromeRightclick-> Undo/Copy/PasteOwnscryptoNevereditedanythingin /etcDoesn'tknow how tocompile a Cfile with gccby handThinks it'snormal steppingin a debuggershould have anoticeable delayCan'tmake awebsite <1MegUpdates projectdependenciesmore than onceevery 3 monthsNeveredited aMakefileOverwhelmedwhennavigatingmore than 3source filesPersonalprojectsare <10klocThinks if AIcan't solveyour problem,you are usingit wrongUsesVSCodeTypes outevery wordin theterminalDoesn'tknow thedifferencebetween gitand githubMeasuresperformancein lines ofcode per unitof timeBelievesterminalrenderingtakes ~10msHasTwitterblueUseselectron.jsDon't knowaboutterminalreversesearchDoesn't writemore than 5lines of codeper day byhandNeverused awk,sed, orgrepNevercontributedto an opensourceprojectSwitchesbetween sourcefiles by usingquickopen or byclicking in thefile treeUsesGoogleChromeRightclick-> Undo/Copy/PasteOwnscryptoNevereditedanythingin /etcDoesn'tknow how tocompile a Cfile with gccby handThinks it'snormal steppingin a debuggershould have anoticeable delay

Mediocre Developer - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Can't make a website < 1Meg
  2. Updates project dependencies more than once every 3 months
  3. Never edited a Makefile
  4. Overwhelmed when navigating more than 3 source files
  5. Personal projects are <10 kloc
  6. Thinks if AI can't solve your problem, you are using it wrong
  7. Uses VSCode
  8. Types out every word in the terminal
  9. Doesn't know the difference between git and github
  10. Measures performance in lines of code per unit of time
  11. Believes terminal rendering takes ~10ms
  12. Has Twitter blue
  13. Uses electron.js
  14. Don't know about terminal reverse search
  15. Doesn't write more than 5 lines of code per day by hand
  16. Never used awk, sed, or grep
  17. Never contributed to an open source project
  18. Switches between source files by using quickopen or by clicking in the file tree
  19. Uses Google Chrome
  20. Rightclick -> Undo/ Copy/ Paste
  21. Owns crypto
  22. Never edited anything in /etc
  23. Doesn't know how to compile a C file with gcc by hand
  24. Thinks it's normal stepping in a debugger should have a noticeable delay