Updates projectdependenciesmore than onceevery 3 monthsDoesn't writemore than 5lines of codeper day byhandNeverused awk,sed, orgrepNeveredited aMakefileBelievesterminalrenderingtakes ~10msHasTwitterblueDoesn'tknow how tocompile a Cfile with gccby handTypes outevery wordin theterminalUsesGoogleChromeRightclick-> Undo/Copy/PasteThinks if AIcan't solveyour problem,you are usingit wrongDon't knowaboutterminalreversesearchNevercontributedto an opensourceprojectDoesn'tknow thedifferencebetween gitand githubNevereditedanythingin /etcUsesVSCodeMeasuresperformancein lines ofcode per unitof timeUseselectron.jsOwnscryptoCan'tmake awebsite <1MegPersonalprojectsare <10klocOverwhelmedwhennavigatingmore than 3source filesSwitchesbetween sourcefiles by usingquickopen or byclicking in thefile treeThinks it'snormal steppingin a debuggershould have anoticeable delayUpdates projectdependenciesmore than onceevery 3 monthsDoesn't writemore than 5lines of codeper day byhandNeverused awk,sed, orgrepNeveredited aMakefileBelievesterminalrenderingtakes ~10msHasTwitterblueDoesn'tknow how tocompile a Cfile with gccby handTypes outevery wordin theterminalUsesGoogleChromeRightclick-> Undo/Copy/PasteThinks if AIcan't solveyour problem,you are usingit wrongDon't knowaboutterminalreversesearchNevercontributedto an opensourceprojectDoesn'tknow thedifferencebetween gitand githubNevereditedanythingin /etcUsesVSCodeMeasuresperformancein lines ofcode per unitof timeUseselectron.jsOwnscryptoCan'tmake awebsite <1MegPersonalprojectsare <10klocOverwhelmedwhennavigatingmore than 3source filesSwitchesbetween sourcefiles by usingquickopen or byclicking in thefile treeThinks it'snormal steppingin a debuggershould have anoticeable delay

Mediocre Developer - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Updates project dependencies more than once every 3 months
  2. Doesn't write more than 5 lines of code per day by hand
  3. Never used awk, sed, or grep
  4. Never edited a Makefile
  5. Believes terminal rendering takes ~10ms
  6. Has Twitter blue
  7. Doesn't know how to compile a C file with gcc by hand
  8. Types out every word in the terminal
  9. Uses Google Chrome
  10. Rightclick -> Undo/ Copy/ Paste
  11. Thinks if AI can't solve your problem, you are using it wrong
  12. Don't know about terminal reverse search
  13. Never contributed to an open source project
  14. Doesn't know the difference between git and github
  15. Never edited anything in /etc
  16. Uses VSCode
  17. Measures performance in lines of code per unit of time
  18. Uses electron.js
  19. Owns crypto
  20. Can't make a website < 1Meg
  21. Personal projects are <10 kloc
  22. Overwhelmed when navigating more than 3 source files
  23. Switches between source files by using quickopen or by clicking in the file tree
  24. Thinks it's normal stepping in a debugger should have a noticeable delay