Updates projectdependenciesmore than onceevery 3 monthsMeasuresperformancein lines ofcode per unitof timeRightclick-> Undo/Copy/PasteOwnscryptoNeveredited aMakefileBelievesterminalrenderingtakes ~10msUsesVSCodeOverwhelmedwhennavigatingmore than 3source filesThinks it'snormal steppingin a debuggershould have anoticeable delayUsesGoogleChromeUseselectron.jsSwitchesbetween sourcefiles by usingquickopen or byclicking in thefile treeCan'tmake awebsite <1MegNevereditedanythingin /etcDoesn'tknow thedifferencebetween gitand githubNeverused awk,sed, orgrepDon't knowaboutterminalreversesearchHasTwitterblueThinks if AIcan't solveyour problem,you are usingit wrongTypes outevery wordin theterminalDoesn'tknow how tocompile a Cfile with gccby handNevercontributedto an opensourceprojectDoesn't writemore than 5lines of codeper day byhandPersonalprojectsare <10klocUpdates projectdependenciesmore than onceevery 3 monthsMeasuresperformancein lines ofcode per unitof timeRightclick-> Undo/Copy/PasteOwnscryptoNeveredited aMakefileBelievesterminalrenderingtakes ~10msUsesVSCodeOverwhelmedwhennavigatingmore than 3source filesThinks it'snormal steppingin a debuggershould have anoticeable delayUsesGoogleChromeUseselectron.jsSwitchesbetween sourcefiles by usingquickopen or byclicking in thefile treeCan'tmake awebsite <1MegNevereditedanythingin /etcDoesn'tknow thedifferencebetween gitand githubNeverused awk,sed, orgrepDon't knowaboutterminalreversesearchHasTwitterblueThinks if AIcan't solveyour problem,you are usingit wrongTypes outevery wordin theterminalDoesn'tknow how tocompile a Cfile with gccby handNevercontributedto an opensourceprojectDoesn't writemore than 5lines of codeper day byhandPersonalprojectsare <10kloc

Mediocre Developer - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Updates project dependencies more than once every 3 months
  2. Measures performance in lines of code per unit of time
  3. Rightclick -> Undo/ Copy/ Paste
  4. Owns crypto
  5. Never edited a Makefile
  6. Believes terminal rendering takes ~10ms
  7. Uses VSCode
  8. Overwhelmed when navigating more than 3 source files
  9. Thinks it's normal stepping in a debugger should have a noticeable delay
  10. Uses Google Chrome
  11. Uses electron.js
  12. Switches between source files by using quickopen or by clicking in the file tree
  13. Can't make a website < 1Meg
  14. Never edited anything in /etc
  15. Doesn't know the difference between git and github
  16. Never used awk, sed, or grep
  17. Don't know about terminal reverse search
  18. Has Twitter blue
  19. Thinks if AI can't solve your problem, you are using it wrong
  20. Types out every word in the terminal
  21. Doesn't know how to compile a C file with gcc by hand
  22. Never contributed to an open source project
  23. Doesn't write more than 5 lines of code per day by hand
  24. Personal projects are <10 kloc