“The border is finally secure” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) “Witch hunt” Says “invasion” Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “DEI” “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Says “cartels” Mentions “our beautiful flag” Uses “very, very” for emphasis Says “inflation is down” Mentions “the wall” (again) Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Says “we’re respected again” “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) “We’re bringing companies back home” Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Claims “the economy is roaring” Refers to himself in the third person Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “record- setting” anything Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “supply chains” Mentions “free speech” Points at the opposing side while talking “Jobs are coming back” Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “our great military” Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “China” as a foil Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “Israel” (support language) Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Says “I’m doing this for you” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Says “trade deficits” (with menace) “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “parents’ rights” Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Says “I could stand here all night” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Mentions “violent criminals” being removed “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Says “believe me” Mentions “our great police” Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “human trafficking” Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Calls something “the best in history” Says “we’re cutting regulations” “Rigged” (anything) Mentions “deep state” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Mentions “energy independence” Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Mentions “lawfare” Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Says “tremendous” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “gender ideology” Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Says “many people are saying” Says “law and order” Mentions “God bless America” Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions “common sense” Claims “nobody else could have done this” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex “Fake news” / “dishonest media” “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Says “we’re making America rich again” Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) “Manufacturing is coming back” “The border is finally secure” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) “Witch hunt” Says “invasion” Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “DEI” “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Says “cartels” Mentions “our beautiful flag” Uses “very, very” for emphasis Says “inflation is down” Mentions “the wall” (again) Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Says “we’re respected again” “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) “We’re bringing companies back home” Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Claims “the economy is roaring” Refers to himself in the third person Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “record- setting” anything Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “supply chains” Mentions “free speech” Points at the opposing side while talking “Jobs are coming back” Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “our great military” Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “China” as a foil Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “Israel” (support language) Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Says “I’m doing this for you” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Says “trade deficits” (with menace) “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “parents’ rights” Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Says “I could stand here all night” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Mentions “violent criminals” being removed “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Says “believe me” Mentions “our great police” Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “human trafficking” Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Calls something “the best in history” Says “we’re cutting regulations” “Rigged” (anything) Mentions “deep state” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Mentions “energy independence” Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Mentions “lawfare” Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Says “tremendous” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “gender ideology” Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Says “many people are saying” Says “law and order” Mentions “God bless America” Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions “common sense” Claims “nobody else could have done this” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex “Fake news” / “dishonest media” “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Says “we’re making America rich again” Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) “Manufacturing is coming back”
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
B-“The border is finally secure”
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
G-“Witch hunt”
N-Says “invasion”
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
B-Mentions “DEI”
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
G-Says “cartels”
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
O-Says “inflation is down”
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
B-Says “we’re respected again”
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
O-Refers to himself in the third person
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
I-Mentions “election integrity”
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
B-Mentions “supply chains”
G-Mentions “free speech”
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
G-“Jobs are coming back”
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
G-Mentions “our great military”
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
I-Says “believe me”
N-Mentions “our great police”
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
O-Calls something “the best in history”
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
O-“Rigged” (anything)
B-Mentions “deep state”
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
B-Mentions “energy independence”
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
B-Mentions “lawfare”
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
B-Says “tremendous”
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
N-Says “many people are saying”
N-Says “law and order”
B-Mentions “God bless America”
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
N-Mentions “common sense”
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”