Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Says “tremendous” Mentions “record- setting” anything “Jobs are coming back” Mentions “free speech” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute “We’re bringing companies back home” Says “inflation is down” “The border is finally secure” Points at the opposing side while talking Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “the wall” (again) Mentions “China” as a foil Mentions “our great police” Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Refers to himself in the third person Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Says “we’re cutting regulations” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Mentions “sanctuary cities” “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) “We’re deporting them fast” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us “Manufacturing is coming back” Calls something “the best in history” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions “deep state” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions “parents’ rights” Claims “nobody else could have done this” Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Says “law and order” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Shouts out “hardworking Americans” “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions “DEI” Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions “common sense” Mentions “human trafficking” Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them “Witch hunt” Says “believe me” Mentions “our beautiful flag” Uses “very, very” for emphasis “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence “Radical” (someone or something) Says “we’re just getting started” “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Mentions “election integrity” Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title “Rigged” (anything) “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Mentions “supply chains” Says “many people are saying” Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Mentions “energy independence” Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “gender ideology” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “Israel” (support language) Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Says “cartels” Says “we’re making America rich again” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Says “invasion” Mentions “lawfare” Mentions “our great military” Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Says “we’re respected again” Claims “the economy is roaring” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Says “I’m doing this for you” “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions “God bless America” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Says “tremendous” Mentions “record- setting” anything “Jobs are coming back” Mentions “free speech” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute “We’re bringing companies back home” Says “inflation is down” “The border is finally secure” Points at the opposing side while talking Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “the wall” (again) Mentions “China” as a foil Mentions “our great police” Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Refers to himself in the third person Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Says “we’re cutting regulations” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Mentions “sanctuary cities” “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) “We’re deporting them fast” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us “Manufacturing is coming back” Calls something “the best in history” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions “deep state” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions “parents’ rights” Claims “nobody else could have done this” Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Says “law and order” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Shouts out “hardworking Americans” “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions “DEI” Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions “common sense” Mentions “human trafficking” Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them “Witch hunt” Says “believe me” Mentions “our beautiful flag” Uses “very, very” for emphasis “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence “Radical” (someone or something) Says “we’re just getting started” “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Mentions “election integrity” Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title “Rigged” (anything) “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Mentions “supply chains” Says “many people are saying” Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Mentions “energy independence” Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “gender ideology” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “Israel” (support language) Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Says “cartels” Says “we’re making America rich again” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Says “invasion” Mentions “lawfare” Mentions “our great military” Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Says “we’re respected again” Claims “the economy is roaring” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Says “I’m doing this for you” “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions “God bless America”
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
B-Says “tremendous”
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
G-“Jobs are coming back”
G-Mentions “free speech”
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
O-Says “inflation is down”
B-“The border is finally secure”
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
N-Mentions “our great police”
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
O-Refers to himself in the third person
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
O-Calls something “the best in history”
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
B-Mentions “deep state”
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
N-Says “law and order”
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
B-Mentions “DEI”
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
N-Mentions “common sense”
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
G-“Witch hunt”
I-Says “believe me”
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
I-Mentions “election integrity”
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
O-“Rigged” (anything)
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
B-Mentions “supply chains”
N-Says “many people are saying”
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
B-Mentions “energy independence”
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
G-Says “cartels”
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
N-Says “invasion”
B-Mentions “lawfare”
G-Mentions “our great military”
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
B-Says “we’re respected again”
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
B-Mentions “God bless America”