Mentions “the wall” (again) Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Points at the opposing side while talking Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Says “we’re making America rich again” Says “law and order” Mentions “gender ideology” Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Says “I’m doing this for you” Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield “Witch hunt” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) “We’re bringing companies back home” Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions “China” as a foil Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “God bless America” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “record- setting” anything Says “we’re cutting regulations” Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) “Rigged” (anything) Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Mentions “our beautiful flag” Mentions “parents’ rights” Says “I could stand here all night” “Jobs are coming back” Says “tremendous” “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title “The border is finally secure” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions “our great police” Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “supply chains” Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Mentions “energy independence” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “human trafficking” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Says “believe me” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Mentions “lawfare” Says “invasion” Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Says “many people are saying” Mentions “free speech” “Manufacturing is coming back” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “common sense” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions “our great military” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Claims “the economy is roaring” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Mentions “peace through strength” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Calls something “the best in history” “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Says “cartels” Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Says “inflation is down” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Uses “very, very” for emphasis Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions “DEI” Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Mentions “deep state” Refers to himself in the third person Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Mentions “the wall” (again) Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Points at the opposing side while talking Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Says “we’re making America rich again” Says “law and order” Mentions “gender ideology” Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Says “I’m doing this for you” Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield “Witch hunt” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) “We’re bringing companies back home” Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions “China” as a foil Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “God bless America” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “record- setting” anything Says “we’re cutting regulations” Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) “Rigged” (anything) Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Mentions “our beautiful flag” Mentions “parents’ rights” Says “I could stand here all night” “Jobs are coming back” Says “tremendous” “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title “The border is finally secure” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions “our great police” Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “supply chains” Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Mentions “energy independence” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “human trafficking” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Says “believe me” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Mentions “lawfare” Says “invasion” Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Says “many people are saying” Mentions “free speech” “Manufacturing is coming back” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “common sense” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions “our great military” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Claims “the economy is roaring” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Mentions “peace through strength” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Calls something “the best in history” “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Says “cartels” Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Says “inflation is down” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Uses “very, very” for emphasis Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions “DEI” Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Mentions “deep state” Refers to himself in the third person Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
N-Says “law and order”
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
G-“Witch hunt”
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
B-Mentions “God bless America”
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
I-Mentions “election integrity”
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
O-“Rigged” (anything)
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
G-“Jobs are coming back”
B-Says “tremendous”
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
B-“The border is finally secure”
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
N-Mentions “our great police”
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
B-Mentions “supply chains”
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
B-Mentions “energy independence”
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
B-Says “we’re respected again”
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
I-Says “believe me”
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
B-Mentions “lawfare”
N-Says “invasion”
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
N-Says “many people are saying”
G-Mentions “free speech”
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
N-Mentions “common sense”
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
G-Mentions “our great military”
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
O-Calls something “the best in history”
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
G-Says “cartels”
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
O-Says “inflation is down”
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
B-Mentions “DEI”
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
B-Mentions “deep state”
O-Refers to himself in the third person
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way