Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Refers to himself in the third person Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “gender ideology” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute “Manufacturing is coming back” Mentions “the wall” (again) Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions “parents’ rights” “Rigged” (anything) Mentions “peace through strength” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions “DEI” Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Points at the opposing side while talking Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “human trafficking” Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Says “I’m doing this for you” Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Says “tremendous” Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions “historic” at least 4 times “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Says “cartels” “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “sanctuary cities” Claims “the economy is roaring” Mentions “our beautiful flag” Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions “China” as a foil “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions “free speech” Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Uses “very, very” for emphasis “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “our great police” Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Claims he predicted something years ago “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks “The border is finally secure” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Says “we’re just getting started” Says “we’re respected again” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Says “I could stand here all night” Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Mentions “common sense” “Witch hunt” “Jobs are coming back” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Says “we’re cutting regulations” Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Says “law and order” Mentions “lawfare” Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Says “inflation is down” Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Mentions “energy independence” Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) “We’re bringing companies back home” Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Says “believe me” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Mentions “our great military” Says “many people are saying” Mentions “deep state” “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Calls out “some people in this room” “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Mentions “supply chains” Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Mentions “God bless America” Says “invasion” Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Refers to himself in the third person Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “gender ideology” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute “Manufacturing is coming back” Mentions “the wall” (again) Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions “parents’ rights” “Rigged” (anything) Mentions “peace through strength” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions “DEI” Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Points at the opposing side while talking Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “human trafficking” Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Says “I’m doing this for you” Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Says “tremendous” Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions “historic” at least 4 times “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Says “cartels” “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “sanctuary cities” Claims “the economy is roaring” Mentions “our beautiful flag” Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions “China” as a foil “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions “free speech” Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Uses “very, very” for emphasis “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “our great police” Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Claims he predicted something years ago “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks “The border is finally secure” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Says “we’re just getting started” Says “we’re respected again” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Says “I could stand here all night” Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Mentions “common sense” “Witch hunt” “Jobs are coming back” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Says “we’re cutting regulations” Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Says “law and order” Mentions “lawfare” Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Says “inflation is down” Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Mentions “energy independence” Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) “We’re bringing companies back home” Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Says “believe me” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Mentions “our great military” Says “many people are saying” Mentions “deep state” “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Calls out “some people in this room” “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Mentions “supply chains” Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Mentions “God bless America” Says “invasion” Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
O-Calls something “the best in history”
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
O-Refers to himself in the third person
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
O-“Rigged” (anything)
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
B-Mentions “DEI”
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
I-Mentions “election integrity”
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
B-Says “tremendous”
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
G-Says “cartels”
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
G-Mentions “free speech”
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
N-Mentions “our great police”
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
B-“The border is finally secure”
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
B-Says “we’re respected again”
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
N-Mentions “common sense”
G-“Witch hunt”
G-“Jobs are coming back”
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
N-Says “law and order”
B-Mentions “lawfare”
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
O-Says “inflation is down”
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
B-Mentions “energy independence”
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
I-Says “believe me”
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
G-Mentions “our great military”
N-Says “many people are saying”
B-Mentions “deep state”
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
B-Mentions “supply chains”
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
B-Mentions “God bless America”
N-Says “invasion”
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track