Mentions “lawfare” Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Mentions “supply chains” Mentions “our beautiful flag” “Jobs are coming back” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) “Witch hunt” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Mentions “record- setting” anything Says “tremendous” Says “law and order” Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Says “I’m doing this for you” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Refers to himself in the third person “Manufacturing is coming back” Says “strong” at least three times in a row “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Points at the opposing side while talking Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Says “we’re making America rich again” “Radical” (someone or something) Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions “free speech” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Uses “very, very” for emphasis Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions “human trafficking” Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Calls out “some people in this room” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Calls something “the best in history” Says “we’re cutting regulations” Mentions “energy independence” “The border is finally secure” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Says “many people are saying” Mentions “common sense” Mentions “God bless America” Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “parents’ rights” “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions “China” as a foil Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Says “we’re just getting started” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Mentions “the wall” (again) Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Claims “the economy is roaring” Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “DEI” “We’re bringing companies back home” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Mentions “deep state” Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Says “believe me” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Says “cartels” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Mentions “gender ideology” Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Claims he predicted something years ago Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Says “inflation is down” Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions “our great police” “Rigged” (anything) Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Claims “nobody else could have done this” Says “invasion” “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Mentions “our great military” Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “lawfare” Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Mentions “supply chains” Mentions “our beautiful flag” “Jobs are coming back” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) “Witch hunt” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Mentions “record- setting” anything Says “tremendous” Says “law and order” Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Says “I’m doing this for you” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Refers to himself in the third person “Manufacturing is coming back” Says “strong” at least three times in a row “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Points at the opposing side while talking Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Says “we’re making America rich again” “Radical” (someone or something) Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions “free speech” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Uses “very, very” for emphasis Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions “human trafficking” Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Calls out “some people in this room” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Calls something “the best in history” Says “we’re cutting regulations” Mentions “energy independence” “The border is finally secure” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Says “many people are saying” Mentions “common sense” Mentions “God bless America” Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “parents’ rights” “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions “China” as a foil Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Says “we’re just getting started” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Mentions “the wall” (again) Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Claims “the economy is roaring” Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “DEI” “We’re bringing companies back home” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Mentions “deep state” Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Says “believe me” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Says “cartels” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Mentions “gender ideology” Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Claims he predicted something years ago Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Says “inflation is down” Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions “our great police” “Rigged” (anything) Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Claims “nobody else could have done this” Says “invasion” “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Mentions “our great military” Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
B-Mentions “lawfare”
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
B-Mentions “supply chains”
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
G-“Jobs are coming back”
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
G-“Witch hunt”
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
B-Says “tremendous”
N-Says “law and order”
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
O-Refers to himself in the third person
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
G-Mentions “free speech”
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
O-Calls something “the best in history”
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
B-Mentions “energy independence”
B-“The border is finally secure”
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
N-Says “many people are saying”
N-Mentions “common sense”
B-Mentions “God bless America”
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
B-Says “we’re respected again”
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
B-Mentions “DEI”
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
B-Mentions “deep state”
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
I-Says “believe me”
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
G-Says “cartels”
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
O-Says “inflation is down”
I-Mentions “election integrity”
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
N-Mentions “our great police”
O-“Rigged” (anything)
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
N-Says “invasion”
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
G-Mentions “our great military”
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”