Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Says “many people are saying” Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) “Jobs are coming back” “The border is finally secure” Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Claims “the economy is roaring” Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy “Manufacturing is coming back” “We’re bringing companies back home” Mentions “the wall” (again) Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “deep state” Mentions “our great military” “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “gender ideology” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “supply chains” Mentions “lawfare” Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “our great police” Calls out “some people in this room” Says “I’m doing this for you” Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions “God bless America” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Mentions “DEI” “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Says “we’re respected again” Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Uses “very, very” for emphasis Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Says “tremendous” Says “we’re cutting regulations” Claims he predicted something years ago Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Says “cartels” Says “law and order” “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Calls something a “job-killing regulation” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions “free speech” Mentions “China” as a foil Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Says “invasion” Mentions “common sense” Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Says “believe me” “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) “Witch hunt” Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Mentions “human trafficking” Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “energy independence” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Calls something “the best in history” Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Says “inflation is down” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Refers to himself in the third person Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Points at the opposing side while talking Mentions “our beautiful flag” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Says “we’re making America rich again” Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” “Rigged” (anything) “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions “parents’ rights” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Says “many people are saying” Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) “Jobs are coming back” “The border is finally secure” Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Claims “the economy is roaring” Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy “Manufacturing is coming back” “We’re bringing companies back home” Mentions “the wall” (again) Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “deep state” Mentions “our great military” “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “gender ideology” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “supply chains” Mentions “lawfare” Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “our great police” Calls out “some people in this room” Says “I’m doing this for you” Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions “God bless America” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Mentions “DEI” “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Says “we’re respected again” Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Uses “very, very” for emphasis Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Says “tremendous” Says “we’re cutting regulations” Claims he predicted something years ago Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Says “cartels” Says “law and order” “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Calls something a “job-killing regulation” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions “free speech” Mentions “China” as a foil Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Says “invasion” Mentions “common sense” Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Says “believe me” “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) “Witch hunt” Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Mentions “human trafficking” Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “energy independence” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Calls something “the best in history” Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Says “inflation is down” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Refers to himself in the third person Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Points at the opposing side while talking Mentions “our beautiful flag” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Says “we’re making America rich again” Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” “Rigged” (anything) “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions “parents’ rights” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
N-Says “many people are saying”
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
G-“Jobs are coming back”
B-“The border is finally secure”
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
B-Mentions “deep state”
G-Mentions “our great military”
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
I-Mentions “election integrity”
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
B-Mentions “supply chains”
B-Mentions “lawfare”
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
N-Mentions “our great police”
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
B-Mentions “God bless America”
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
B-Mentions “DEI”
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
B-Says “we’re respected again”
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
B-Says “tremendous”
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
G-Says “cartels”
N-Says “law and order”
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
G-Mentions “free speech”
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
N-Says “invasion”
N-Mentions “common sense”
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
I-Says “believe me”
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
G-“Witch hunt”
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
B-Mentions “energy independence”
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
O-Calls something “the best in history”
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
O-Says “inflation is down”
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
O-Refers to himself in the third person
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
O-“Rigged” (anything)
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership