Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Mentions “election integrity” “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Says “inflation is down” Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “God bless America” Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Mentions “peace through strength” Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Points at the opposing side while talking Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Says “we’re just getting started” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Claims “the economy is roaring” Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions “gender ideology” Mentions “lawfare” Mentions “common sense” Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) “Manufacturing is coming back” Says “I’m doing this for you” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” “We’re deporting them fast” Claims he predicted something years ago Says “we’re respected again” Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Says “law and order” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” “Jobs are coming back” Mentions “supply chains” Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Mentions “the wall” (again) Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Says “we’re cutting regulations” Says “tremendous” Mentions “deep state” “Witch hunt” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Says “strong” at least three times in a row “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Mentions “China” as a foil Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Mentions “historic” at least 4 times “We’re bringing companies back home” “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “DEI” “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Uses “very, very” for emphasis Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with “Rigged” (anything) Mentions “our great police” Says “cartels” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Mentions “our beautiful flag” Says “believe me” Says “many people are saying” “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Mentions “energy independence” Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions “free speech” Calls out “some people in this room” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Says “invasion” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions “parents’ rights” Mentions “our great military” “The border is finally secure” Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “human trafficking” “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Refers to himself in the third person Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Mentions “election integrity” “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Says “inflation is down” Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “God bless America” Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Mentions “peace through strength” Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Points at the opposing side while talking Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Says “we’re just getting started” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Claims “the economy is roaring” Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions “gender ideology” Mentions “lawfare” Mentions “common sense” Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) “Manufacturing is coming back” Says “I’m doing this for you” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” “We’re deporting them fast” Claims he predicted something years ago Says “we’re respected again” Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Says “law and order” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” “Jobs are coming back” Mentions “supply chains” Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Mentions “the wall” (again) Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Says “we’re cutting regulations” Says “tremendous” Mentions “deep state” “Witch hunt” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Says “strong” at least three times in a row “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Mentions “China” as a foil Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Mentions “historic” at least 4 times “We’re bringing companies back home” “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “DEI” “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Uses “very, very” for emphasis Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with “Rigged” (anything) Mentions “our great police” Says “cartels” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Mentions “our beautiful flag” Says “believe me” Says “many people are saying” “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Mentions “energy independence” Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions “free speech” Calls out “some people in this room” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Says “invasion” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions “parents’ rights” Mentions “our great military” “The border is finally secure” Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “human trafficking” “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Refers to himself in the third person
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
I-Mentions “election integrity”
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
O-Says “inflation is down”
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
B-Mentions “God bless America”
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
O-Calls something “the best in history”
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
B-Mentions “lawfare”
N-Mentions “common sense”
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
B-Says “we’re respected again”
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
N-Says “law and order”
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
G-“Jobs are coming back”
B-Mentions “supply chains”
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
B-Says “tremendous”
B-Mentions “deep state”
G-“Witch hunt”
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
B-Mentions “DEI”
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
O-“Rigged” (anything)
N-Mentions “our great police”
G-Says “cartels”
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
I-Says “believe me”
N-Says “many people are saying”
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
B-Mentions “energy independence”
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
G-Mentions “free speech”
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
N-Says “invasion”
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
G-Mentions “our great military”
B-“The border is finally secure”
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
O-Refers to himself in the third person