Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Mentions “our great military” “We’re bringing companies back home” Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “God bless America” Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “deep state” “Manufacturing is coming back” Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Says “invasion” Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Mentions “supply chains” Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Says “we have the votes” (maybe) “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Says “I’m doing this for you” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “common sense” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “violent criminals” being removed “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Points at the opposing side while talking Says “tremendous” Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Refers to himself in the third person Mentions “China” as a foil “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “parents’ rights” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Says “inflation is down” Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Says “strong” at least three times in a row Uses “very, very” for emphasis Mentions “peace through strength” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions “the wall” (again) Says “law and order” Says “believe me” “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions “free speech” Mentions “our beautiful flag” “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Mentions “gender ideology” Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions “DEI” Calls something “the best in history” Claims “nobody else could have done this” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Says “we’re cutting regulations” Says “many people are saying” Mentions “Israel” (support language) Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Claims he predicted something years ago “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Says “cartels” Claims “the economy is roaring” “Witch hunt” Mentions “human trafficking” “The border is finally secure” Says “we’re just getting started” “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way “Jobs are coming back” “Rigged” (anything) Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Says “we’re making America rich again” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Mentions “lawfare” Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions “energy independence” Mentions “our great police” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Mentions “our great military” “We’re bringing companies back home” Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “God bless America” Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “deep state” “Manufacturing is coming back” Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Says “invasion” Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Mentions “supply chains” Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Says “we have the votes” (maybe) “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Says “I’m doing this for you” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “common sense” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “violent criminals” being removed “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Points at the opposing side while talking Says “tremendous” Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Refers to himself in the third person Mentions “China” as a foil “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “parents’ rights” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Says “inflation is down” Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Says “strong” at least three times in a row Uses “very, very” for emphasis Mentions “peace through strength” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions “the wall” (again) Says “law and order” Says “believe me” “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions “free speech” Mentions “our beautiful flag” “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Mentions “gender ideology” Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions “DEI” Calls something “the best in history” Claims “nobody else could have done this” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Says “we’re cutting regulations” Says “many people are saying” Mentions “Israel” (support language) Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Claims he predicted something years ago “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Says “cartels” Claims “the economy is roaring” “Witch hunt” Mentions “human trafficking” “The border is finally secure” Says “we’re just getting started” “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way “Jobs are coming back” “Rigged” (anything) Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Says “we’re making America rich again” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Mentions “lawfare” Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions “energy independence” Mentions “our great police” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
G-Mentions “our great military”
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
B-Mentions “God bless America”
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
B-Says “we’re respected again”
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
I-Mentions “election integrity”
B-Mentions “deep state”
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
N-Says “invasion”
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
B-Mentions “supply chains”
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
N-Mentions “common sense”
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
B-Says “tremendous”
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
O-Refers to himself in the third person
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
O-Says “inflation is down”
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
N-Says “law and order”
I-Says “believe me”
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
G-Mentions “free speech”
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
B-Mentions “DEI”
O-Calls something “the best in history”
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
N-Says “many people are saying”
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
G-Says “cartels”
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
G-“Witch hunt”
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
B-“The border is finally secure”
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
G-“Jobs are coming back”
O-“Rigged” (anything)
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
B-Mentions “lawfare”
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
B-Mentions “energy independence”
N-Mentions “our great police”
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)