Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Says “I’m doing this for you” Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions “the wall” (again) Says “many people are saying” “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions “gender ideology” “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” “Witch hunt” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions “peace through strength” Says “inflation is down” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Says “believe me” Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Mentions “common sense” Points at the opposing side while talking “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Says “cartels” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions “human trafficking” Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Uses “very, very” for emphasis Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Says “we have the votes” (maybe) “The border is finally secure” Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) “We’re bringing companies back home” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Says “tremendous” Claims “nobody else could have done this” Says “we’re cutting regulations” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Mentions “our great police” “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Claims “the economy is roaring” Refers to himself in the third person Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions “supply chains” One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Says “we’re making America rich again” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “lawfare” Says “law and order” Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Mentions “our great military” Says “invasion” Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “deep state” Says “we’re just getting started” “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence “Jobs are coming back” Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Mentions “God bless America” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “energy independence” Mentions “DEI” Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Mentions “China” as a foil Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “free speech” Mentions “parents’ rights” “Manufacturing is coming back” Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “record- setting” anything Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) “Rigged” (anything) “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Mentions “our beautiful flag” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Says “I’m doing this for you” Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions “the wall” (again) Says “many people are saying” “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions “gender ideology” “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” “Witch hunt” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions “peace through strength” Says “inflation is down” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Says “believe me” Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Mentions “common sense” Points at the opposing side while talking “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Says “cartels” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions “human trafficking” Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Uses “very, very” for emphasis Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Says “we have the votes” (maybe) “The border is finally secure” Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) “We’re bringing companies back home” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Says “tremendous” Claims “nobody else could have done this” Says “we’re cutting regulations” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Mentions “our great police” “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Claims “the economy is roaring” Refers to himself in the third person Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions “supply chains” One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Says “we’re making America rich again” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “lawfare” Says “law and order” Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Mentions “our great military” Says “invasion” Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “deep state” Says “we’re just getting started” “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence “Jobs are coming back” Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Mentions “God bless America” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “energy independence” Mentions “DEI” Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Mentions “China” as a foil Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “free speech” Mentions “parents’ rights” “Manufacturing is coming back” Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “record- setting” anything Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) “Rigged” (anything) “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Mentions “our beautiful flag”
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
N-Says “many people are saying”
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
G-“Witch hunt”
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
O-Says “inflation is down”
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
I-Says “believe me”
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
N-Mentions “common sense”
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
G-Says “cartels”
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
B-“The border is finally secure”
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
B-Says “tremendous”
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
N-Mentions “our great police”
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
O-Refers to himself in the third person
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
B-Mentions “supply chains”
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
O-Calls something “the best in history”
B-Mentions “lawfare”
N-Says “law and order”
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
G-Mentions “our great military”
N-Says “invasion”
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
B-Mentions “deep state”
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
G-“Jobs are coming back”
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
B-Mentions “God bless America”
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
B-Mentions “energy independence”
B-Mentions “DEI”
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
I-Mentions “election integrity”
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
B-Says “we’re respected again”
G-Mentions “free speech”
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
O-“Rigged” (anything)
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”