Mentions “lawfare” “Witch hunt” Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “deep state” Mentions “supply chains” Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Says “law and order” Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Mentions “record- setting” anything Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “our beautiful flag” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions “China” as a foil Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Points at the opposing side while talking Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Says “inflation is down” Mentions “election integrity” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Refers to himself in the third person Says “many people are saying” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) “The border is finally secure” Uses “very, very” for emphasis Says “we’re just getting started” Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Says “I’m doing this for you” Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Says “we’re cutting regulations” Mentions “parents’ rights” Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “gender ideology” Says “cartels” Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “DEI” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions “human trafficking” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Calls out “some people in this room” Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Claims he predicted something years ago Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield “We’re bringing companies back home” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Says “tremendous” Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “energy independence” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy “Radical” (someone or something) Claims “the economy is roaring” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Mentions “free speech” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) “Rigged” (anything) “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) “Jobs are coming back” Says “strong” at least three times in a row Says “we’re not playing games anymore” “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) “Manufacturing is coming back” Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Mentions “God bless America” Mentions “common sense” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Says “believe me” Says “I could stand here all night” Says “invasion” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions “our great military” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Says “trade deficits” (with menace) “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions “our great police” Mentions “the wall” (again) Mentions “lawfare” “Witch hunt” Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “deep state” Mentions “supply chains” Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Says “law and order” Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Mentions “record- setting” anything Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “our beautiful flag” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions “China” as a foil Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Points at the opposing side while talking Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Says “inflation is down” Mentions “election integrity” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Refers to himself in the third person Says “many people are saying” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) “The border is finally secure” Uses “very, very” for emphasis Says “we’re just getting started” Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Says “I’m doing this for you” Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Says “we’re cutting regulations” Mentions “parents’ rights” Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “gender ideology” Says “cartels” Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “DEI” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions “human trafficking” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Calls out “some people in this room” Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Claims he predicted something years ago Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield “We’re bringing companies back home” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Says “tremendous” Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “energy independence” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy “Radical” (someone or something) Claims “the economy is roaring” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Mentions “free speech” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) “Rigged” (anything) “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) “Jobs are coming back” Says “strong” at least three times in a row Says “we’re not playing games anymore” “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) “Manufacturing is coming back” Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Mentions “God bless America” Mentions “common sense” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Says “believe me” Says “I could stand here all night” Says “invasion” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions “our great military” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Says “trade deficits” (with menace) “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions “our great police” Mentions “the wall” (again)
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
B-Mentions “lawfare”
G-“Witch hunt”
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
B-Mentions “deep state”
B-Mentions “supply chains”
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
N-Says “law and order”
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
O-Calls something “the best in history”
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
O-Says “inflation is down”
I-Mentions “election integrity”
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
O-Refers to himself in the third person
N-Says “many people are saying”
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
B-“The border is finally secure”
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
G-Says “cartels”
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
B-Mentions “DEI”
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
B-Says “tremendous”
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
B-Mentions “energy independence”
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
G-Mentions “free speech”
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
O-“Rigged” (anything)
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
G-“Jobs are coming back”
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
B-Mentions “God bless America”
N-Mentions “common sense”
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
I-Says “believe me”
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
N-Says “invasion”
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
B-Says “we’re respected again”
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
G-Mentions “our great military”
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
N-Mentions “our great police”
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)