Says “cartels” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Claims “nobody else could have done this” Says “I’m doing this for you” Calls something a “job-killing regulation” “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) “We’re bringing companies back home” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Says “I could stand here all night” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” “We’re deporting them fast” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence “Manufacturing is coming back” Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Mentions “the wall” (again) Says “believe me” “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “China” as a foil Refers to himself in the third person Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Mentions “supply chains” Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “parents’ rights” Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “lawfare” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) “Jobs are coming back” Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Mentions “DEI” Uses “very, very” for emphasis Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Says “we’re cutting regulations” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions “human trafficking” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Claims he predicted something years ago “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Mentions “energy independence” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “gender ideology” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Says “law and order” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “our great military” Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions “free speech” Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times “The border is finally secure” Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Mentions “peace through strength” “Witch hunt” Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “God bless America” Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Claims “the economy is roaring” “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Says “inflation is down” One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Says “strong” at least three times in a row “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions “our beautiful flag” Says “tremendous” “Rigged” (anything) Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions “our great police” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Says “we’re respected again” Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Points at the opposing side while talking Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “deep state” Mentions “common sense” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Says “invasion” Says “many people are saying” Says “cartels” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Claims “nobody else could have done this” Says “I’m doing this for you” Calls something a “job-killing regulation” “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) “We’re bringing companies back home” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Says “I could stand here all night” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” “We’re deporting them fast” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence “Manufacturing is coming back” Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Mentions “the wall” (again) Says “believe me” “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “China” as a foil Refers to himself in the third person Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Mentions “supply chains” Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “parents’ rights” Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “lawfare” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) “Jobs are coming back” Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Mentions “DEI” Uses “very, very” for emphasis Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Says “we’re cutting regulations” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions “human trafficking” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Claims he predicted something years ago “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Mentions “energy independence” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “gender ideology” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Says “law and order” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “our great military” Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions “free speech” Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times “The border is finally secure” Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Mentions “peace through strength” “Witch hunt” Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “God bless America” Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Claims “the economy is roaring” “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Says “inflation is down” One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Says “strong” at least three times in a row “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions “our beautiful flag” Says “tremendous” “Rigged” (anything) Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions “our great police” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Says “we’re respected again” Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Points at the opposing side while talking Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “deep state” Mentions “common sense” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Says “invasion” Says “many people are saying”
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
G-Says “cartels”
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
I-Says “believe me”
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
O-Refers to himself in the third person
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
B-Mentions “supply chains”
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
O-Calls something “the best in history”
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
B-Mentions “lawfare”
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
G-“Jobs are coming back”
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
B-Mentions “DEI”
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
B-Mentions “energy independence”
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
N-Says “law and order”
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
G-Mentions “our great military”
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
G-Mentions “free speech”
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
I-Mentions “election integrity”
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
B-“The border is finally secure”
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
G-“Witch hunt”
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
B-Mentions “God bless America”
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
O-Says “inflation is down”
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
B-Says “tremendous”
O-“Rigged” (anything)
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
N-Mentions “our great police”
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
B-Says “we’re respected again”
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
B-Mentions “deep state”
N-Mentions “common sense”
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
N-Says “invasion”
N-Says “many people are saying”