Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Mentions “Israel” (support language) Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions “China” as a foil Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Refers to himself in the third person Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” “Rigged” (anything) Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions “gender ideology” “We’re deporting them fast” Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Says “many people are saying” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Mentions “lawfare” “We’re bringing companies back home” Mentions “DEI” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “free speech” Mentions “supply chains” “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Points at the opposing side while talking Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Says “invasion” Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Mentions “deep state” Mentions “our beautiful flag” Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “human trafficking” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “our great military” “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “the wall” (again) Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “God bless America” Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Says “we’re cutting regulations” Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Claims “the economy is roaring” “Jobs are coming back” One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip “Witch hunt” “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “energy independence” Mentions “common sense” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Calls something “the best in history” “The border is finally secure” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Says “I could stand here all night” Says “tremendous” Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “record- setting” anything Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Says “law and order” Says “inflation is down” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Uses “very, very” for emphasis Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Says “I’m doing this for you” Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) “Manufacturing is coming back” Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Says “cartels” Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions “our great police” Claims he predicted something years ago “Radical” (someone or something) Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “peace through strength” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions “parents’ rights” Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Says “believe me” Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Mentions “Israel” (support language) Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions “China” as a foil Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Refers to himself in the third person Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” “Rigged” (anything) Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions “gender ideology” “We’re deporting them fast” Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Says “many people are saying” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Mentions “lawfare” “We’re bringing companies back home” Mentions “DEI” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “free speech” Mentions “supply chains” “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Points at the opposing side while talking Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Says “invasion” Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Mentions “deep state” Mentions “our beautiful flag” Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “human trafficking” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “our great military” “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “the wall” (again) Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “God bless America” Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Says “we’re cutting regulations” Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Claims “the economy is roaring” “Jobs are coming back” One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip “Witch hunt” “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “energy independence” Mentions “common sense” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Calls something “the best in history” “The border is finally secure” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Says “I could stand here all night” Says “tremendous” Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “record- setting” anything Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Says “law and order” Says “inflation is down” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Uses “very, very” for emphasis Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Says “I’m doing this for you” Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) “Manufacturing is coming back” Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Says “cartels” Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions “our great police” Claims he predicted something years ago “Radical” (someone or something) Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “peace through strength” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions “parents’ rights” Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Says “believe me”
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
O-Refers to himself in the third person
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
O-“Rigged” (anything)
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
N-Says “many people are saying”
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
B-Mentions “lawfare”
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
B-Mentions “DEI”
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
G-Mentions “free speech”
B-Mentions “supply chains”
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
I-Mentions “election integrity”
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
N-Says “invasion”
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
B-Mentions “deep state”
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
G-Mentions “our great military”
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
B-Mentions “God bless America”
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
G-“Jobs are coming back”
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
G-“Witch hunt”
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
B-Mentions “energy independence”
N-Mentions “common sense”
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
O-Calls something “the best in history”
B-“The border is finally secure”
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
B-Says “tremendous”
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
N-Says “law and order”
O-Says “inflation is down”
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
B-Says “we’re respected again”
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
G-Says “cartels”
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
N-Mentions “our great police”
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
I-Says “believe me”