Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “gender ideology” Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Says “I could stand here all night” “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions “lawfare” Says “cartels” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “human trafficking” Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) “Manufacturing is coming back” Says “law and order” Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Says “tremendous” “Witch hunt” Uses “very, very” for emphasis Points at the opposing side while talking Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Says “we’re just getting started” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Says “I’m doing this for you” “The border is finally secure” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Says “we’re cutting regulations” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip “Jobs are coming back” Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Says “invasion” Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Mentions “supply chains” Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “our great military” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Says “strong” at least three times in a row Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Refers to himself in the third person Mentions “common sense” Mentions “parents’ rights” Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Says “trade deficits” (with menace) “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions “deep state” Mentions “free speech” Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Says “many people are saying” Claims “nobody else could have done this” Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Mentions “DEI” “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions “our beautiful flag” Mentions “God bless America” Says “believe me” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions “energy independence” “Rigged” (anything) Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Mentions “peace through strength” Claims “the economy is roaring” Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions “our great police” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) “We’re bringing companies back home” Says “inflation is down” Mentions “the wall” (again) Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Says “we’re respected again” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “China” as a foil Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “gender ideology” Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Says “I could stand here all night” “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions “lawfare” Says “cartels” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “human trafficking” Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) “Manufacturing is coming back” Says “law and order” Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Says “tremendous” “Witch hunt” Uses “very, very” for emphasis Points at the opposing side while talking Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Says “we’re just getting started” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Says “I’m doing this for you” “The border is finally secure” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Says “we’re cutting regulations” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip “Jobs are coming back” Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Says “invasion” Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Mentions “supply chains” Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “our great military” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Says “strong” at least three times in a row Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Refers to himself in the third person Mentions “common sense” Mentions “parents’ rights” Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Says “trade deficits” (with menace) “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions “deep state” Mentions “free speech” Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Says “many people are saying” Claims “nobody else could have done this” Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Mentions “DEI” “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions “our beautiful flag” Mentions “God bless America” Says “believe me” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions “energy independence” “Rigged” (anything) Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Mentions “peace through strength” Claims “the economy is roaring” Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions “our great police” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) “We’re bringing companies back home” Says “inflation is down” Mentions “the wall” (again) Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Says “we’re respected again” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “China” as a foil
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
B-Mentions “lawfare”
G-Says “cartels”
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
N-Says “law and order”
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
B-Says “tremendous”
G-“Witch hunt”
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
B-“The border is finally secure”
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
G-“Jobs are coming back”
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
N-Says “invasion”
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
B-Mentions “supply chains”
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
G-Mentions “our great military”
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
O-Refers to himself in the third person
N-Mentions “common sense”
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
B-Mentions “deep state”
G-Mentions “free speech”
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
N-Says “many people are saying”
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
O-Calls something “the best in history”
I-Mentions “election integrity”
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
B-Mentions “DEI”
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
B-Mentions “God bless America”
I-Says “believe me”
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
B-Mentions “energy independence”
O-“Rigged” (anything)
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
N-Mentions “our great police”
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
O-Says “inflation is down”
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
B-Says “we’re respected again”
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
N-Mentions “China” as a foil