Mentions “peace through strength” Says “invasion” Says “I could stand here all night” Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Points at the opposing side while talking Mentions “our great military” Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Says “we’re cutting regulations” “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) “Jobs are coming back” Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Says “strong” at least three times in a row One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “common sense” “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Mentions “China” as a foil Claims he predicted something years ago “Manufacturing is coming back” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Says “tremendous” Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “DEI” Mentions “gender ideology” “The border is finally secure” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Claims “the economy is roaring” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions “our beautiful flag” “Witch hunt” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Says “inflation is down” Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Mentions “parents’ rights” Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “human trafficking” Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “God bless America” “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Mentions “our great police” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Says “cartels” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Refers to himself in the third person Says “law and order” Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Mentions “supply chains” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions “energy independence” Says “believe me” “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “free speech” Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Mentions “election integrity” Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Says “many people are saying” Uses “very, very” for emphasis Mentions “the wall” (again) “Rigged” (anything) Says “I’m doing this for you” Mentions “lawfare” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions “deep state” “We’re bringing companies back home” Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “peace through strength” Says “invasion” Says “I could stand here all night” Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Points at the opposing side while talking Mentions “our great military” Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Says “we’re cutting regulations” “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) “Jobs are coming back” Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Says “strong” at least three times in a row One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “common sense” “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Mentions “China” as a foil Claims he predicted something years ago “Manufacturing is coming back” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Says “tremendous” Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “DEI” Mentions “gender ideology” “The border is finally secure” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Claims “the economy is roaring” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions “our beautiful flag” “Witch hunt” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Says “inflation is down” Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Mentions “parents’ rights” Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “human trafficking” Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “God bless America” “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Mentions “our great police” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Says “cartels” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Refers to himself in the third person Says “law and order” Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Mentions “supply chains” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions “energy independence” Says “believe me” “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “free speech” Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Mentions “election integrity” Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Says “many people are saying” Uses “very, very” for emphasis Mentions “the wall” (again) “Rigged” (anything) Says “I’m doing this for you” Mentions “lawfare” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions “deep state” “We’re bringing companies back home” Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously)
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
N-Says “invasion”
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
G-Mentions “our great military”
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
B-Says “we’re respected again”
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
G-“Jobs are coming back”
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
N-Mentions “common sense”
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
O-Calls something “the best in history”
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
B-Says “tremendous”
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
B-Mentions “DEI”
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
B-“The border is finally secure”
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
G-“Witch hunt”
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
O-Says “inflation is down”
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
B-Mentions “God bless America”
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
N-Mentions “our great police”
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
G-Says “cartels”
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
O-Refers to himself in the third person
N-Says “law and order”
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
B-Mentions “supply chains”
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
B-Mentions “energy independence”
I-Says “believe me”
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
G-Mentions “free speech”
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
I-Mentions “election integrity”
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
N-Says “many people are saying”
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
O-“Rigged” (anything)
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
B-Mentions “lawfare”
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
B-Mentions “deep state”
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)