Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Mentions “lawfare” “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions “DEI” Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “deep state” Mentions “our great military” Mentions “our great police” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions “peace through strength” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details “Radical” (someone or something) Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) “We’re bringing companies back home” Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Mentions “the wall” (again) Says “we’re respected again” Claims “the economy is roaring” Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Says “invasion” “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence “Witch hunt” Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Says “I’m doing this for you” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Says “many people are saying” Refers to himself in the third person Points at the opposing side while talking “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) “Jobs are coming back” Uses “very, very” for emphasis Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Says “tremendous” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Mentions “common sense” Mentions “God bless America” Mentions “human trafficking” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “gender ideology” Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions “sanctuary cities” Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) “The border is finally secure” Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” “Manufacturing is coming back” Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions “free speech” Says “inflation is down” Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Says “believe me” Mentions “our beautiful flag” Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Says “we’re cutting regulations” Mentions “parents’ rights” Mentions “energy independence” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Says “we’re making America rich again” Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “record- setting” anything “Rigged” (anything) Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Says “we’re not playing games anymore” “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Mentions “China” as a foil Says “law and order” Says “cartels” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions “supply chains” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Mentions “lawfare” “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions “DEI” Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “deep state” Mentions “our great military” Mentions “our great police” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions “peace through strength” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details “Radical” (someone or something) Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) “We’re bringing companies back home” Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Mentions “the wall” (again) Says “we’re respected again” Claims “the economy is roaring” Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Says “invasion” “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence “Witch hunt” Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Says “I’m doing this for you” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Says “many people are saying” Refers to himself in the third person Points at the opposing side while talking “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) “Jobs are coming back” Uses “very, very” for emphasis Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Says “tremendous” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Mentions “common sense” Mentions “God bless America” Mentions “human trafficking” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “gender ideology” Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions “sanctuary cities” Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) “The border is finally secure” Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” “Manufacturing is coming back” Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions “free speech” Says “inflation is down” Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Says “believe me” Mentions “our beautiful flag” Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Says “we’re cutting regulations” Mentions “parents’ rights” Mentions “energy independence” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Says “we’re making America rich again” Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “record- setting” anything “Rigged” (anything) Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Says “we’re not playing games anymore” “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Mentions “China” as a foil Says “law and order” Says “cartels” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions “supply chains” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
B-Mentions “lawfare”
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
B-Mentions “DEI”
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
B-Mentions “deep state”
G-Mentions “our great military”
N-Mentions “our great police”
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
B-Says “we’re respected again”
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
N-Says “invasion”
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
G-“Witch hunt”
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
N-Says “many people are saying”
O-Refers to himself in the third person
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
G-“Jobs are coming back”
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
B-Says “tremendous”
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
N-Mentions “common sense”
B-Mentions “God bless America”
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
B-“The border is finally secure”
O-Calls something “the best in history”
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
G-Mentions “free speech”
O-Says “inflation is down”
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
I-Says “believe me”
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
B-Mentions “energy independence”
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
O-“Rigged” (anything)
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
I-Mentions “election integrity”
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
N-Says “law and order”
G-Says “cartels”
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
B-Mentions “supply chains”
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line