Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “common sense” Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Says “invasion” Mentions “supply chains” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “parents’ rights” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Calls out “some people in this room” Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions “China” as a foil Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Mentions “DEI” “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Says “I’m doing this for you” Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Uses “very, very” for emphasis Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions “gender ideology” “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe “We’re bringing companies back home” Mentions “human trafficking” Mentions “lawfare” “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “our great military” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) “Radical” (someone or something) Claims “the economy is roaring” Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “energy independence” Says “many people are saying” Mentions “free speech” Mentions “election integrity” Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Mentions “our great police” Says “we’re cutting regulations” “Witch hunt” “Rigged” (anything) Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact “Jobs are coming back” Says “cartels” Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Says “tremendous” “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Says “we’re not playing games anymore” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) “Manufacturing is coming back” One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “the wall” (again) Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “our beautiful flag” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions “God bless America” Says “inflation is down” Says “law and order” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Says “believe me” Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “deep state” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Points at the opposing side while talking “The border is finally secure” Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Refers to himself in the third person Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “common sense” Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Says “invasion” Mentions “supply chains” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “parents’ rights” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Calls out “some people in this room” Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions “China” as a foil Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Mentions “DEI” “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Says “I’m doing this for you” Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Uses “very, very” for emphasis Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions “gender ideology” “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe “We’re bringing companies back home” Mentions “human trafficking” Mentions “lawfare” “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “our great military” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) “Radical” (someone or something) Claims “the economy is roaring” Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “energy independence” Says “many people are saying” Mentions “free speech” Mentions “election integrity” Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Mentions “our great police” Says “we’re cutting regulations” “Witch hunt” “Rigged” (anything) Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact “Jobs are coming back” Says “cartels” Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Says “tremendous” “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Says “we’re not playing games anymore” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) “Manufacturing is coming back” One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “the wall” (again) Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “our beautiful flag” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions “God bless America” Says “inflation is down” Says “law and order” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Says “believe me” Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “deep state” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Points at the opposing side while talking “The border is finally secure” Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Refers to himself in the third person Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
N-Mentions “common sense”
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
N-Says “invasion”
B-Mentions “supply chains”
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
B-Mentions “DEI”
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
B-Says “we’re respected again”
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
B-Mentions “lawfare”
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
G-Mentions “our great military”
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
B-Mentions “energy independence”
N-Says “many people are saying”
G-Mentions “free speech”
I-Mentions “election integrity”
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
N-Mentions “our great police”
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
G-“Witch hunt”
O-“Rigged” (anything)
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
G-“Jobs are coming back”
G-Says “cartels”
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
B-Says “tremendous”
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
O-Calls something “the best in history”
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
B-Mentions “God bless America”
O-Says “inflation is down”
N-Says “law and order”
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
I-Says “believe me”
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
B-Mentions “deep state”
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
B-“The border is finally secure”
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
O-Refers to himself in the third person
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track