Claims he predicted something years ago Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Says “many people are saying” Mentions “free speech” Mentions “election integrity” “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “our beautiful flag” Mentions “our great police” Mentions “gender ideology” Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Says “we’re respected again” Says “believe me” Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “record- setting” anything “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Says “we’re cutting regulations” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions “deep state” Mentions “parents’ rights” Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions “the wall” (again) Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “common sense” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions “DEI” Points at the opposing side while talking Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Says “we’re just getting started” Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” “We’re bringing companies back home” Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Mentions “China” as a foil Says “I’m doing this for you” “The border is finally secure” Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions “energy independence” Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions “human trafficking” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) “Rigged” (anything) One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip “Manufacturing is coming back” Says “invasion” Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Says “we’re making America rich again” Uses “very, very” for emphasis Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “Israel” (support language) “Witch hunt” Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Says “law and order” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Says “cartels” Says “inflation is down” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “lawfare” “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Refers to himself in the third person Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “peace through strength” Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Mentions “our great military” Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “supply chains” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Says “tremendous” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “God bless America” Claims “the economy is roaring” “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) “Radical” (someone or something) Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable “Jobs are coming back” Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Claims he predicted something years ago Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Says “many people are saying” Mentions “free speech” Mentions “election integrity” “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “our beautiful flag” Mentions “our great police” Mentions “gender ideology” Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Says “we’re respected again” Says “believe me” Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “record- setting” anything “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Says “we’re cutting regulations” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions “deep state” Mentions “parents’ rights” Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions “the wall” (again) Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “common sense” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions “DEI” Points at the opposing side while talking Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Says “we’re just getting started” Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” “We’re bringing companies back home” Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Mentions “China” as a foil Says “I’m doing this for you” “The border is finally secure” Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions “energy independence” Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions “human trafficking” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) “Rigged” (anything) One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip “Manufacturing is coming back” Says “invasion” Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Says “we’re making America rich again” Uses “very, very” for emphasis Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “Israel” (support language) “Witch hunt” Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Says “law and order” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Says “cartels” Says “inflation is down” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “lawfare” “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Refers to himself in the third person Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “peace through strength” Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Mentions “our great military” Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “supply chains” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Says “tremendous” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “God bless America” Claims “the economy is roaring” “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) “Radical” (someone or something) Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable “Jobs are coming back” Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
N-Says “many people are saying”
G-Mentions “free speech”
I-Mentions “election integrity”
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
N-Mentions “our great police”
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
B-Says “we’re respected again”
I-Says “believe me”
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
B-Mentions “deep state”
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
N-Mentions “common sense”
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
B-Mentions “DEI”
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
O-Calls something “the best in history”
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
B-“The border is finally secure”
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
B-Mentions “energy independence”
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
O-“Rigged” (anything)
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
N-Says “invasion”
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
G-“Witch hunt”
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
N-Says “law and order”
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
G-Says “cartels”
O-Says “inflation is down”
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
B-Mentions “lawfare”
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
O-Refers to himself in the third person
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
G-Mentions “our great military”
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
B-Mentions “supply chains”
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
B-Says “tremendous”
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
B-Mentions “God bless America”
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
G-“Jobs are coming back”
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable