Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Claims “the economy is roaring” “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Says “I’m doing this for you” Says “we have the votes” (maybe) “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “energy independence” Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” “Jobs are coming back” Mentions “our beautiful flag” “Rigged” (anything) Mentions “gender ideology” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Says “cartels” “Witch hunt” Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Says “we’re cutting regulations” “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions “deep state” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Claims he predicted something years ago Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions “lawfare” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions “China” as a foil Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Mentions “free speech” Uses “very, very” for emphasis “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Says “tremendous” “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Mentions “supply chains” “Manufacturing is coming back” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Says “many people are saying” Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Says “invasion” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex “We’re deporting them fast” Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Says “believe me” Says “inflation is down” Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “human trafficking” “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Mentions “DEI” Mentions “peace through strength” Points at the opposing side while talking Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Says “strong” at least three times in a row Says “law and order” Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country “The border is finally secure” Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions “God bless America” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Mentions “our great police” “We’re bringing companies back home” “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “election integrity” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Refers to himself in the third person Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Calls out “some people in this room” Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “parents’ rights” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “common sense” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “the wall” (again) Mentions “our great military” Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Claims “the economy is roaring” “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Says “I’m doing this for you” Says “we have the votes” (maybe) “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “energy independence” Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” “Jobs are coming back” Mentions “our beautiful flag” “Rigged” (anything) Mentions “gender ideology” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Says “cartels” “Witch hunt” Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Says “we’re cutting regulations” “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions “deep state” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Claims he predicted something years ago Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions “lawfare” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions “China” as a foil Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Mentions “free speech” Uses “very, very” for emphasis “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Says “tremendous” “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Mentions “supply chains” “Manufacturing is coming back” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Says “many people are saying” Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Says “invasion” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex “We’re deporting them fast” Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Says “believe me” Says “inflation is down” Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “human trafficking” “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Mentions “DEI” Mentions “peace through strength” Points at the opposing side while talking Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Says “strong” at least three times in a row Says “law and order” Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country “The border is finally secure” Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions “God bless America” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Mentions “our great police” “We’re bringing companies back home” “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “election integrity” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Refers to himself in the third person Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Calls out “some people in this room” Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “parents’ rights” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “common sense” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “the wall” (again) Mentions “our great military” Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
B-Mentions “energy independence”
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
B-Says “we’re respected again”
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
G-“Jobs are coming back”
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
O-“Rigged” (anything)
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
G-Says “cartels”
G-“Witch hunt”
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
B-Mentions “deep state”
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
B-Mentions “lawfare”
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
G-Mentions “free speech”
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
B-Says “tremendous”
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
B-Mentions “supply chains”
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
N-Says “many people are saying”
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
N-Says “invasion”
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
I-Says “believe me”
O-Says “inflation is down”
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
B-Mentions “DEI”
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
N-Says “law and order”
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
B-“The border is finally secure”
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
B-Mentions “God bless America”
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
N-Mentions “our great police”
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
I-Mentions “election integrity”
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
O-Refers to himself in the third person
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
N-Mentions “common sense”
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
O-Calls something “the best in history”
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
G-Mentions “our great military”
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)