Mentions “deep state” “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) “The border is finally secure” Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Claims he predicted something years ago “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Mentions “our great military” Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone “We’re bringing companies back home” “Manufacturing is coming back” “Rigged” (anything) Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Claims “the economy is roaring” Mentions “gender ideology” “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Says “many people are saying” Mentions “energy independence” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Claims “nobody else could have done this” “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Uses “very, very” for emphasis Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Says “tremendous” Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions “common sense” Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions “record- setting” anything Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions “God bless America” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Points at the opposing side while talking Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Mentions “our great police” Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency “Jobs are coming back” Mentions “supply chains” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “China” as a foil Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “free speech” “Witch hunt” Mentions “parents’ rights” Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Says “invasion” Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Mentions “our beautiful flag” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Says “inflation is down” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Says “cartels” Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions “the wall” (again) Says “I’m doing this for you” Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions “election integrity” Refers to himself in the third person Mentions “human trafficking” Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Says “strong” at least three times in a row One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Says “believe me” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions “DEI” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Says “law and order” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Says “we’re not playing games anymore” “We’re deporting them fast” Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Says “we’re cutting regulations” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions “lawfare” Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “deep state” “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) “The border is finally secure” Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Claims he predicted something years ago “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Mentions “our great military” Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone “We’re bringing companies back home” “Manufacturing is coming back” “Rigged” (anything) Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Claims “the economy is roaring” Mentions “gender ideology” “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Says “many people are saying” Mentions “energy independence” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Claims “nobody else could have done this” “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Uses “very, very” for emphasis Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Says “tremendous” Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions “common sense” Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions “record- setting” anything Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions “God bless America” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Points at the opposing side while talking Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Mentions “our great police” Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency “Jobs are coming back” Mentions “supply chains” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “China” as a foil Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “free speech” “Witch hunt” Mentions “parents’ rights” Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Says “invasion” Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Mentions “our beautiful flag” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Says “inflation is down” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Says “cartels” Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions “the wall” (again) Says “I’m doing this for you” Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions “election integrity” Refers to himself in the third person Mentions “human trafficking” Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Says “strong” at least three times in a row One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Says “believe me” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions “DEI” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Says “law and order” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Says “we’re not playing games anymore” “We’re deporting them fast” Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Says “we’re cutting regulations” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions “lawfare” Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Says “I could stand here all night”
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
B-Mentions “deep state”
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
B-“The border is finally secure”
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
O-Calls something “the best in history”
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
G-Mentions “our great military”
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
O-“Rigged” (anything)
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
N-Says “many people are saying”
B-Mentions “energy independence”
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
B-Says “tremendous”
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
N-Mentions “common sense”
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
B-Mentions “God bless America”
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
N-Mentions “our great police”
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
G-“Jobs are coming back”
B-Mentions “supply chains”
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
G-Mentions “free speech”
G-“Witch hunt”
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
N-Says “invasion”
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
O-Says “inflation is down”
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
G-Says “cartels”
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
I-Mentions “election integrity”
O-Refers to himself in the third person
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
B-Says “we’re respected again”
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
I-Says “believe me”
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
B-Mentions “DEI”
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
N-Says “law and order”
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
B-Mentions “lawfare”
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
B-Says “I could stand here all night”