Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Says “law and order” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Says “we’re cutting regulations” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Mentions “our great police” Mentions “our beautiful flag” One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Mentions “supply chains” Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Points at the opposing side while talking Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Mentions “parents’ rights” Mentions “Israel” (support language) “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “God bless America” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions “DEI” Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “human trafficking” Says “tremendous” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “China” as a foil Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions “energy independence” Refers to himself in the third person “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe “We’re deporting them fast” Says “invasion” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions “common sense” Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Mentions “lawfare” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone “Manufacturing is coming back” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “the wall” (again) Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Claims he predicted something years ago Says “inflation is down” Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) “Jobs are coming back” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions “deep state” Says “cartels” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions “our great military” Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “gender ideology” Claims “the economy is roaring” “Rigged” (anything) Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Says “many people are saying” Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Calls something “the best in history” Says “strong” at least three times in a row Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Mentions “record- setting” anything Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Says “believe me” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Says “I’m doing this for you” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “election integrity” Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable “We’re bringing companies back home” Claims “nobody else could have done this” “The border is finally secure” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy “Witch hunt” Uses “very, very” for emphasis Mentions “free speech” Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Says “law and order” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Says “we’re cutting regulations” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Mentions “our great police” Mentions “our beautiful flag” One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Mentions “supply chains” Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Points at the opposing side while talking Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Mentions “parents’ rights” Mentions “Israel” (support language) “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “God bless America” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions “DEI” Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “human trafficking” Says “tremendous” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “China” as a foil Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions “energy independence” Refers to himself in the third person “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe “We’re deporting them fast” Says “invasion” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions “common sense” Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Mentions “lawfare” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone “Manufacturing is coming back” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “the wall” (again) Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Claims he predicted something years ago Says “inflation is down” Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) “Jobs are coming back” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions “deep state” Says “cartels” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions “our great military” Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “gender ideology” Claims “the economy is roaring” “Rigged” (anything) Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Says “many people are saying” Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Calls something “the best in history” Says “strong” at least three times in a row Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Mentions “record- setting” anything Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Says “believe me” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Says “I’m doing this for you” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “election integrity” Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable “We’re bringing companies back home” Claims “nobody else could have done this” “The border is finally secure” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy “Witch hunt” Uses “very, very” for emphasis Mentions “free speech” Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
N-Says “law and order”
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
N-Mentions “our great police”
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
B-Mentions “supply chains”
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
B-Mentions “God bless America”
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
B-Mentions “DEI”
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
B-Says “tremendous”
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
B-Mentions “energy independence”
O-Refers to himself in the third person
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
N-Says “invasion”
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
N-Mentions “common sense”
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
B-Mentions “lawfare”
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
O-Says “inflation is down”
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
G-“Jobs are coming back”
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
B-Mentions “deep state”
G-Says “cartels”
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
G-Mentions “our great military”
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
O-“Rigged” (anything)
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
N-Says “many people are saying”
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
B-Says “we’re respected again”
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
O-Calls something “the best in history”
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
I-Says “believe me”
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
I-Mentions “election integrity”
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
B-“The border is finally secure”
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
G-“Witch hunt”
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
G-Mentions “free speech”
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)