Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Says “believe me” Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “energy independence” Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Mentions “our beautiful flag” Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Says “invasion” Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Says “cartels” Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “China” as a foil Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “DEI” “Witch hunt” Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Says “law and order” Points at the opposing side while talking Mentions “God bless America” Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “lawfare” “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “our great military” “Manufacturing is coming back” Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Says “we’re cutting regulations” Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Uses “very, very” for emphasis Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Calls something “the best in history” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “human trafficking” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” “Jobs are coming back” “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “violent criminals” being removed “We’re bringing companies back home” Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Says “I’m doing this for you” Says “tremendous” Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions “deep state” Says “inflation is down” Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way “Radical” (someone or something) Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions “common sense” Claims he predicted something years ago “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Mentions “our great police” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “free speech” “The border is finally secure” Says “many people are saying” Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Claims “the economy is roaring” Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Refers to himself in the third person “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “supply chains” Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title “Rigged” (anything) Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Says “we’re making America rich again” Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions “parents’ rights” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe “We’re deporting them fast” Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Mentions “gender ideology” “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Mentions “the wall” (again) Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Says “believe me” Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “energy independence” Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Mentions “our beautiful flag” Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Says “invasion” Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Says “cartels” Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “China” as a foil Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “DEI” “Witch hunt” Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Says “law and order” Points at the opposing side while talking Mentions “God bless America” Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “lawfare” “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “our great military” “Manufacturing is coming back” Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Says “we’re cutting regulations” Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Uses “very, very” for emphasis Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Calls something “the best in history” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “human trafficking” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” “Jobs are coming back” “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “violent criminals” being removed “We’re bringing companies back home” Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Says “I’m doing this for you” Says “tremendous” Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions “deep state” Says “inflation is down” Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way “Radical” (someone or something) Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions “common sense” Claims he predicted something years ago “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Mentions “our great police” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “free speech” “The border is finally secure” Says “many people are saying” Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Claims “the economy is roaring” Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Refers to himself in the third person “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “supply chains” Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title “Rigged” (anything) Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Says “we’re making America rich again” Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions “parents’ rights” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe “We’re deporting them fast” Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Mentions “gender ideology” “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Mentions “the wall” (again) Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
I-Says “believe me”
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
B-Mentions “energy independence”
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
N-Says “invasion”
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
G-Says “cartels”
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
B-Mentions “DEI”
G-“Witch hunt”
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
N-Says “law and order”
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
B-Mentions “God bless America”
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
B-Mentions “lawfare”
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
G-Mentions “our great military”
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
O-Calls something “the best in history”
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
G-“Jobs are coming back”
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
I-Mentions “election integrity”
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
B-Says “tremendous”
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
B-Mentions “deep state”
O-Says “inflation is down”
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
N-Mentions “common sense”
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
N-Mentions “our great police”
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
B-Says “we’re respected again”
G-Mentions “free speech”
B-“The border is finally secure”
N-Says “many people are saying”
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
O-Refers to himself in the third person
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
B-Mentions “supply chains”
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
O-“Rigged” (anything)
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence