Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions “free speech” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title “Jobs are coming back” Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” “We’re bringing companies back home” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Mentions “our great military” Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “the wall” (again) Says “invasion” Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Says “we’re making America rich again” Says “I could stand here all night” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Mentions “deep state” Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Mentions “parents’ rights” Mentions “Israel” (support language) Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Says “we’re cutting regulations” Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Says “many people are saying” Mentions “our beautiful flag” Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions “supply chains” Says “tremendous” Mentions “common sense” Mentions “human trafficking” Says “believe me” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name “The border is finally secure” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Mentions “God bless America” Mentions “peace through strength” Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions “energy independence” Refers to himself in the third person Says “law and order” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “DEI” Mentions “election integrity” “Witch hunt” Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Points at the opposing side while talking Mentions “our great police” Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Calls something “the best in history” “Rigged” (anything) Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Claims “the economy is roaring” Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions “gender ideology” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Calls out “some people in this room” Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Says “inflation is down” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Mentions “lawfare” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “record- setting” anything “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Says “cartels” Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Says “I’m doing this for you” Uses “very, very” for emphasis Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe “Manufacturing is coming back” Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “China” as a foil Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions “free speech” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title “Jobs are coming back” Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” “We’re bringing companies back home” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Mentions “our great military” Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “the wall” (again) Says “invasion” Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Says “we’re making America rich again” Says “I could stand here all night” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Mentions “deep state” Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Mentions “parents’ rights” Mentions “Israel” (support language) Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Says “we’re cutting regulations” Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Says “many people are saying” Mentions “our beautiful flag” Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions “supply chains” Says “tremendous” Mentions “common sense” Mentions “human trafficking” Says “believe me” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name “The border is finally secure” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Mentions “God bless America” Mentions “peace through strength” Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions “energy independence” Refers to himself in the third person Says “law and order” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “DEI” Mentions “election integrity” “Witch hunt” Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Points at the opposing side while talking Mentions “our great police” Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Calls something “the best in history” “Rigged” (anything) Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Claims “the economy is roaring” Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions “gender ideology” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Calls out “some people in this room” Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Says “inflation is down” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Mentions “lawfare” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “record- setting” anything “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Says “cartels” Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Says “I’m doing this for you” Uses “very, very” for emphasis Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe “Manufacturing is coming back” Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “China” as a foil Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
G-Mentions “free speech”
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
G-“Jobs are coming back”
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
G-Mentions “our great military”
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
B-Says “we’re respected again”
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
N-Says “invasion”
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
B-Mentions “deep state”
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
N-Says “many people are saying”
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
B-Mentions “supply chains”
B-Says “tremendous”
N-Mentions “common sense”
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
I-Says “believe me”
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
B-“The border is finally secure”
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
B-Mentions “God bless America”
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
B-Mentions “energy independence”
O-Refers to himself in the third person
N-Says “law and order”
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
B-Mentions “DEI”
I-Mentions “election integrity”
G-“Witch hunt”
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
N-Mentions “our great police”
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
O-Calls something “the best in history”
O-“Rigged” (anything)
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
O-Says “inflation is down”
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
B-Mentions “lawfare”
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
G-Says “cartels”
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us