Says “cartels” Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Mentions “sanctuary cities” Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Says “I could stand here all night” Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “deep state” Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Mentions “human trafficking” Says “believe me” Says “inflation is down” Mentions “free speech” Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Says “I’m doing this for you” “Jobs are coming back” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Claims “the economy is roaring” Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “common sense” Mentions “gender ideology” Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “parents’ rights” Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “our great military” Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Says “strong” at least three times in a row “We’re bringing companies back home” Says “law and order” Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions “lawfare” Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Mentions “energy independence” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Mentions “our beautiful flag” Mentions “God bless America” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “supply chains” “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions “the wall” (again) Mentions “our great police” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions “China” as a foil Says “we’re respected again” Calls out “some people in this room” Says “invasion” Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Calls something “the best in history” “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) “Rigged” (anything) Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Says “we’re cutting regulations” Says “many people are saying” “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “DEI” Uses “very, very” for emphasis “Radical” (someone or something) “Witch hunt” Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” “The border is finally secure” Mentions “Israel” (support language) Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Says “tremendous” “Manufacturing is coming back” Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “election integrity” One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Refers to himself in the third person Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Points at the opposing side while talking “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Says “cartels” Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Mentions “sanctuary cities” Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Says “I could stand here all night” Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “deep state” Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Mentions “human trafficking” Says “believe me” Says “inflation is down” Mentions “free speech” Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Says “I’m doing this for you” “Jobs are coming back” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Claims “the economy is roaring” Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “common sense” Mentions “gender ideology” Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “parents’ rights” Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “our great military” Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Says “strong” at least three times in a row “We’re bringing companies back home” Says “law and order” Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions “lawfare” Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Mentions “energy independence” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Mentions “our beautiful flag” Mentions “God bless America” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “supply chains” “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions “the wall” (again) Mentions “our great police” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions “China” as a foil Says “we’re respected again” Calls out “some people in this room” Says “invasion” Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Calls something “the best in history” “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) “Rigged” (anything) Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Says “we’re cutting regulations” Says “many people are saying” “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “DEI” Uses “very, very” for emphasis “Radical” (someone or something) “Witch hunt” Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” “The border is finally secure” Mentions “Israel” (support language) Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Says “tremendous” “Manufacturing is coming back” Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “election integrity” One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Refers to himself in the third person Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Points at the opposing side while talking “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
G-Says “cartels”
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
B-Mentions “deep state”
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
I-Says “believe me”
O-Says “inflation is down”
G-Mentions “free speech”
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
G-“Jobs are coming back”
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
N-Mentions “common sense”
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
G-Mentions “our great military”
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
N-Says “law and order”
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
B-Mentions “lawfare”
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
B-Mentions “energy independence”
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
B-Mentions “God bless America”
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
B-Mentions “supply chains”
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
N-Mentions “our great police”
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
B-Says “we’re respected again”
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
N-Says “invasion”
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
O-Calls something “the best in history”
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
O-“Rigged” (anything)
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
N-Says “many people are saying”
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
B-Mentions “DEI”
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
G-“Witch hunt”
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
B-“The border is finally secure”
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
B-Says “tremendous”
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
I-Mentions “election integrity”
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
O-Refers to himself in the third person
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)