Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “God bless America” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence “We’re bringing companies back home” Mentions “DEI” Mentions “the wall” (again) Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Claims “nobody else could have done this” Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Says “I could stand here all night” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Says “strong” at least three times in a row Refers to himself in the third person Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Uses “very, very” for emphasis Says “tremendous” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Says “invasion” Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “human trafficking” Points at the opposing side while talking Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Says “we’re just getting started” Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Says “cartels” Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “our great police” Says “believe me” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “lawfare” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “common sense” Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) “Rigged” (anything) Says “we’re cutting regulations” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable “We’re deporting them fast” One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute “Jobs are coming back” “Manufacturing is coming back” Claims “the economy is roaring” Mentions “peace through strength” Says “inflation is down” Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) “The border is finally secure” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Mentions “China” as a foil “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions “energy independence” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions “our great military” Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Says “law and order” Mentions “free speech” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “gender ideology” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Mentions “deep state” Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “supply chains” Says “many people are saying” Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “our beautiful flag” Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Says “I’m doing this for you” Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions “parents’ rights” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” “Witch hunt” Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “Israel” (support language) Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “God bless America” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence “We’re bringing companies back home” Mentions “DEI” Mentions “the wall” (again) Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Claims “nobody else could have done this” Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Says “I could stand here all night” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Says “strong” at least three times in a row Refers to himself in the third person Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Uses “very, very” for emphasis Says “tremendous” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Says “invasion” Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “human trafficking” Points at the opposing side while talking Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Says “we’re just getting started” Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Says “cartels” Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “our great police” Says “believe me” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “lawfare” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “common sense” Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) “Rigged” (anything) Says “we’re cutting regulations” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable “We’re deporting them fast” One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute “Jobs are coming back” “Manufacturing is coming back” Claims “the economy is roaring” Mentions “peace through strength” Says “inflation is down” Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) “The border is finally secure” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Mentions “China” as a foil “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions “energy independence” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions “our great military” Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Says “law and order” Mentions “free speech” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “gender ideology” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Mentions “deep state” Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “supply chains” Says “many people are saying” Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “our beautiful flag” Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Says “I’m doing this for you” Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions “parents’ rights” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” “Witch hunt” Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “Israel” (support language)
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
B-Mentions “God bless America”
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
B-Mentions “DEI”
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
O-Refers to himself in the third person
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
B-Says “tremendous”
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
I-Mentions “election integrity”
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
N-Says “invasion”
B-Says “we’re respected again”
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
G-Says “cartels”
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
N-Mentions “our great police”
I-Says “believe me”
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
B-Mentions “lawfare”
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
O-Calls something “the best in history”
N-Mentions “common sense”
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
O-“Rigged” (anything)
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
G-“Jobs are coming back”
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
O-Says “inflation is down”
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
B-“The border is finally secure”
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
B-Mentions “energy independence”
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
G-Mentions “our great military”
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
N-Says “law and order”
G-Mentions “free speech”
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
B-Mentions “deep state”
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
B-Mentions “supply chains”
N-Says “many people are saying”
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
G-“Witch hunt”
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)