Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Says “believe me” Mentions “peace through strength” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Says “invasion” “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Says “I’m doing this for you” Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” “Witch hunt” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “deep state” “The border is finally secure” Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Says “many people are saying” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Says “inflation is down” Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Claims “nobody else could have done this” Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Says “tremendous” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions “election integrity” “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “our great military” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions “DEI” Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Mentions “our great police” Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Refers to himself in the third person Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Mentions “parents’ rights” Mentions “energy independence” Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Mentions “supply chains” Mentions “common sense” Says “we’re just getting started” Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “China” as a foil Mentions “free speech” Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Uses “very, very” for emphasis Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “God bless America” Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy “Rigged” (anything) “Manufacturing is coming back” “Jobs are coming back” Says “we’re respected again” “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Points at the opposing side while talking Says “law and order” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Mentions “our beautiful flag” Mentions “gender ideology” Says “cartels” Mentions “the wall” (again) One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “lawfare” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Says “we have the votes” (maybe) “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Says “we’re cutting regulations” Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Mentions “human trafficking” Claims “the economy is roaring” “We’re bringing companies back home” Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Says “believe me” Mentions “peace through strength” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Says “invasion” “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Says “I’m doing this for you” Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” “Witch hunt” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “deep state” “The border is finally secure” Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Says “many people are saying” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Says “inflation is down” Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Claims “nobody else could have done this” Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Says “tremendous” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions “election integrity” “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “our great military” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions “DEI” Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Mentions “our great police” Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Refers to himself in the third person Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Mentions “parents’ rights” Mentions “energy independence” Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Mentions “supply chains” Mentions “common sense” Says “we’re just getting started” Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “China” as a foil Mentions “free speech” Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Uses “very, very” for emphasis Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “God bless America” Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy “Rigged” (anything) “Manufacturing is coming back” “Jobs are coming back” Says “we’re respected again” “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Points at the opposing side while talking Says “law and order” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Mentions “our beautiful flag” Mentions “gender ideology” Says “cartels” Mentions “the wall” (again) One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “lawfare” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Says “we have the votes” (maybe) “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Says “we’re cutting regulations” Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Mentions “human trafficking” Claims “the economy is roaring” “We’re bringing companies back home”
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
I-Says “believe me”
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
N-Says “invasion”
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
G-“Witch hunt”
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
B-Mentions “deep state”
B-“The border is finally secure”
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
N-Says “many people are saying”
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
O-Says “inflation is down”
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
B-Says “tremendous”
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
I-Mentions “election integrity”
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
G-Mentions “our great military”
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
B-Mentions “DEI”
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
N-Mentions “our great police”
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
O-Refers to himself in the third person
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
B-Mentions “energy independence”
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
B-Mentions “supply chains”
N-Mentions “common sense”
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
G-Mentions “free speech”
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
B-Mentions “God bless America”
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
O-“Rigged” (anything)
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
G-“Jobs are coming back”
B-Says “we’re respected again”
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
N-Says “law and order”
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
G-Says “cartels”
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
O-Calls something “the best in history”
B-Mentions “lawfare”
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”