Mentions “deep state” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “parents’ rights” Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Says “inflation is down” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Says “believe me” Mentions “our great military” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Claims “nobody else could have done this” Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Mentions “Israel” (support language) “We’re bringing companies back home” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Mentions “lawfare” “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Uses “very, very” for emphasis Mentions “energy independence” Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions “DEI” Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) “The border is finally secure” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Mentions “election integrity” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Mentions “human trafficking” Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) “Witch hunt” Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Claims “the economy is roaring” “Rigged” (anything) Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “China” as a foil “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Refers to himself in the third person Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Mentions “God bless America” Says “law and order” Mentions “the wall” (again) “Manufacturing is coming back” Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Says “I’m doing this for you” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Points at the opposing side while talking “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “record- setting” anything Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “free speech” Mentions “our beautiful flag” “We’re deporting them fast” Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions “our great police” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Says “cartels” Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Claims he predicted something years ago Says “many people are saying” One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “supply chains” Mentions “gender ideology” Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Says “invasion” “Jobs are coming back” Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Mentions “common sense” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Says “tremendous” Says “we’re cutting regulations” Mentions “deep state” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “parents’ rights” Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Says “inflation is down” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Says “believe me” Mentions “our great military” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Claims “nobody else could have done this” Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Mentions “Israel” (support language) “We’re bringing companies back home” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Mentions “lawfare” “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Uses “very, very” for emphasis Mentions “energy independence” Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions “DEI” Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) “The border is finally secure” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Mentions “election integrity” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Mentions “human trafficking” Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) “Witch hunt” Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Claims “the economy is roaring” “Rigged” (anything) Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “China” as a foil “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Refers to himself in the third person Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Mentions “God bless America” Says “law and order” Mentions “the wall” (again) “Manufacturing is coming back” Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Says “I’m doing this for you” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Points at the opposing side while talking “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “record- setting” anything Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “free speech” Mentions “our beautiful flag” “We’re deporting them fast” Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions “our great police” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Says “cartels” Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Claims he predicted something years ago Says “many people are saying” One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “supply chains” Mentions “gender ideology” Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Says “invasion” “Jobs are coming back” Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Mentions “common sense” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Says “tremendous” Says “we’re cutting regulations”
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
B-Mentions “deep state”
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
O-Says “inflation is down”
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
I-Says “believe me”
G-Mentions “our great military”
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
B-Mentions “lawfare”
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
B-Mentions “energy independence”
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
B-Mentions “DEI”
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
B-“The border is finally secure”
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
I-Mentions “election integrity”
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
G-“Witch hunt”
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
B-Says “we’re respected again”
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
O-“Rigged” (anything)
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
O-Refers to himself in the third person
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
B-Mentions “God bless America”
N-Says “law and order”
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
O-Calls something “the best in history”
G-Mentions “free speech”
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
N-Mentions “our great police”
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
G-Says “cartels”
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
N-Says “many people are saying”
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
B-Mentions “supply chains”
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
N-Says “invasion”
G-“Jobs are coming back”
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
N-Mentions “common sense”
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
B-Says “tremendous”
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”