Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “energy independence” Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Shouts out “hardworking Americans” “Rigged” (anything) Says “many people are saying” Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions “lawfare” Says “tremendous” Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Mentions “parents’ rights” Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “the wall” (again) Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Uses “very, very” for emphasis Mentions “deep state” Claims “the economy is roaring” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “DEI” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Says “we’re respected again” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “common sense” Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions “supply chains” Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) “Jobs are coming back” “We’re bringing companies back home” Calls something “the best in history” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” “We’re deporting them fast” Claims “nobody else could have done this” Says “believe me” One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Says “we’re cutting regulations” Points at the opposing side while talking Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “God bless America” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Mentions “our great police” Mentions “our great military” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions “China” as a foil Refers to himself in the third person Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Says “inflation is down” Mentions “peace through strength” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions “gender ideology” Says “law and order” Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions “our beautiful flag” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions “free speech” Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way “Radical” (someone or something) Says “invasion” “Witch hunt” “Manufacturing is coming back” Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Says “strong” at least three times in a row Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Mentions “corruption” (generalized) “The border is finally secure” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Says “I’m doing this for you” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Says “cartels” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Mentions “human trafficking” Calls out “some people in this room” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “energy independence” Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Shouts out “hardworking Americans” “Rigged” (anything) Says “many people are saying” Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “Israel” (support language) Mentions “lawfare” Says “tremendous” Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Mentions “parents’ rights” Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “the wall” (again) Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Uses “very, very” for emphasis Mentions “deep state” Claims “the economy is roaring” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “DEI” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Says “we’re respected again” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “common sense” Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions “supply chains” Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) “Jobs are coming back” “We’re bringing companies back home” Calls something “the best in history” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” “We’re deporting them fast” Claims “nobody else could have done this” Says “believe me” One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Says “we’re cutting regulations” Points at the opposing side while talking Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “God bless America” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Mentions “our great police” Mentions “our great military” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions “China” as a foil Refers to himself in the third person Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Says “inflation is down” Mentions “peace through strength” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions “gender ideology” Says “law and order” Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions “our beautiful flag” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions “free speech” Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way “Radical” (someone or something) Says “invasion” “Witch hunt” “Manufacturing is coming back” Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Says “strong” at least three times in a row Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Mentions “corruption” (generalized) “The border is finally secure” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Says “I’m doing this for you” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Says “cartels” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Mentions “human trafficking” Calls out “some people in this room” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
B-Mentions “energy independence”
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
O-“Rigged” (anything)
N-Says “many people are saying”
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
B-Mentions “lawfare”
B-Says “tremendous”
I-Mentions “election integrity”
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
B-Mentions “deep state”
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
B-Mentions “DEI”
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
B-Says “we’re respected again”
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
N-Mentions “common sense”
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
B-Mentions “supply chains”
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
G-“Jobs are coming back”
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
O-Calls something “the best in history”
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
I-Says “believe me”
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
B-Mentions “God bless America”
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
N-Mentions “our great police”
G-Mentions “our great military”
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
O-Refers to himself in the third person
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
O-Says “inflation is down”
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
N-Says “law and order”
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
G-Mentions “free speech”
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
N-Says “invasion”
G-“Witch hunt”
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
B-“The border is finally secure”
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
G-Says “cartels”
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)