Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Claims he predicted something years ago Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country “Witch hunt” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Mentions “common sense” Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Points at the opposing side while talking Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) “Jobs are coming back” Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “human trafficking” “We’re bringing companies back home” Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Calls out “some people in this room” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us “Radical” (someone or something) Says “tremendous” Mentions “China” as a foil Mentions “free speech” “Rigged” (anything) Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Claims “the economy is roaring” Mentions “God bless America” Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Says “cartels” Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Says “we’re cutting regulations” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Claims “nobody else could have done this” Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Says “we’re making America rich again” Uses “very, very” for emphasis Refers to himself in the third person Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Says “I’m doing this for you” Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “sanctuary cities” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Says “many people are saying” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “the wall” (again) Mentions “our great police” Mentions “energy independence” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “supply chains” Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “deep state” Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Says “invasion” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Mentions “our beautiful flag” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line “The border is finally secure” Mentions “gender ideology” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Says “believe me” Mentions “Israel” (support language) Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Says “we’re just getting started” Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Says “law and order” Mentions “DEI” Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions “record- setting” anything “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name “Manufacturing is coming back” Mentions “our great military” Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “lawfare” Mentions “parents’ rights” “We’re deporting them fast” Says “inflation is down” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Claims he predicted something years ago Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country “Witch hunt” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Mentions “common sense” Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Points at the opposing side while talking Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) “Jobs are coming back” Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “human trafficking” “We’re bringing companies back home” Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Calls out “some people in this room” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us “Radical” (someone or something) Says “tremendous” Mentions “China” as a foil Mentions “free speech” “Rigged” (anything) Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Claims “the economy is roaring” Mentions “God bless America” Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Says “cartels” Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Says “we’re cutting regulations” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Claims “nobody else could have done this” Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Says “we’re making America rich again” Uses “very, very” for emphasis Refers to himself in the third person Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Says “I’m doing this for you” Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “sanctuary cities” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Says “many people are saying” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “the wall” (again) Mentions “our great police” Mentions “energy independence” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “supply chains” Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “deep state” Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Says “invasion” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Mentions “our beautiful flag” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line “The border is finally secure” Mentions “gender ideology” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Says “believe me” Mentions “Israel” (support language) Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Says “we’re just getting started” Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Says “law and order” Mentions “DEI” Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions “record- setting” anything “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name “Manufacturing is coming back” Mentions “our great military” Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “lawfare” Mentions “parents’ rights” “We’re deporting them fast” Says “inflation is down”
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
G-“Witch hunt”
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
N-Mentions “common sense”
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
G-“Jobs are coming back”
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
B-Says “tremendous”
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
G-Mentions “free speech”
O-“Rigged” (anything)
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
B-Mentions “God bless America”
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
G-Says “cartels”
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
O-Refers to himself in the third person
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
N-Says “many people are saying”
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
N-Mentions “our great police”
B-Mentions “energy independence”
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
B-Mentions “supply chains”
O-Calls something “the best in history”
B-Mentions “deep state”
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
N-Says “invasion”
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
B-“The border is finally secure”
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
I-Says “believe me”
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
B-Says “we’re respected again”
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
N-Says “law and order”
B-Mentions “DEI”
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
G-Mentions “our great military”
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
I-Mentions “election integrity”
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
B-Mentions “lawfare”
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
O-Says “inflation is down”