Mentions “deep state” Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Claims “the economy is roaring” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Mentions “free speech” Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “China” as a foil Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “DEI” “Witch hunt” Mentions “lawfare” Says “I’m doing this for you” Says “strong” at least three times in a row “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions “our great police” “Radical” (someone or something) Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Says “invasion” Mentions “human trafficking” Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Says “law and order” “Manufacturing is coming back” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “Israel” (support language) Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Mentions “sanctuary cities” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Calls something “the best in history” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “supply chains” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Mentions “God bless America” Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Refers to himself in the third person Mentions “parents’ rights” Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Says “tremendous” Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Says “we’re just getting started” Says “cartels” Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Says “believe me” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Points at the opposing side while talking Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions “gender ideology” Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Says “I could stand here all night” Says “we’re respected again” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions “the wall” (again) “We’re deporting them fast” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” “The border is finally secure” “Rigged” (anything) Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “our great military” Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Uses “very, very” for emphasis “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Says “we’re cutting regulations” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Mentions “common sense” Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) “We’re bringing companies back home” Says “many people are saying” Mentions “our beautiful flag” “Jobs are coming back” “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Mentions “energy independence” Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “record- setting” anything Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Says “inflation is down” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions “deep state” Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Claims “the economy is roaring” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Mentions “free speech” Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “China” as a foil Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “DEI” “Witch hunt” Mentions “lawfare” Says “I’m doing this for you” Says “strong” at least three times in a row “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions “our great police” “Radical” (someone or something) Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Says “invasion” Mentions “human trafficking” Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Says “law and order” “Manufacturing is coming back” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “Israel” (support language) Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Mentions “sanctuary cities” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Calls something “the best in history” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “supply chains” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Mentions “God bless America” Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Refers to himself in the third person Mentions “parents’ rights” Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Says “tremendous” Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Says “we’re just getting started” Says “cartels” Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Says “believe me” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Points at the opposing side while talking Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions “gender ideology” Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Says “I could stand here all night” Says “we’re respected again” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions “the wall” (again) “We’re deporting them fast” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” “The border is finally secure” “Rigged” (anything) Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “our great military” Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Uses “very, very” for emphasis “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Says “we’re cutting regulations” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Mentions “common sense” Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) “We’re bringing companies back home” Says “many people are saying” Mentions “our beautiful flag” “Jobs are coming back” “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Mentions “energy independence” Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “record- setting” anything Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Says “inflation is down” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
B-Mentions “deep state”
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
G-Mentions “free speech”
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
I-Mentions “election integrity”
B-Mentions “DEI”
G-“Witch hunt”
B-Mentions “lawfare”
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
N-Mentions “our great police”
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
N-Says “invasion”
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
N-Says “law and order”
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
O-Calls something “the best in history”
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
B-Mentions “supply chains”
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
B-Mentions “God bless America”
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
O-Refers to himself in the third person
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
B-Says “tremendous”
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
G-Says “cartels”
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
I-Says “believe me”
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
B-Says “we’re respected again”
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
B-“The border is finally secure”
O-“Rigged” (anything)
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
G-Mentions “our great military”
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
N-Mentions “common sense”
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
N-Says “many people are saying”
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
G-“Jobs are coming back”
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
B-Mentions “energy independence”
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
O-Says “inflation is down”
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)