“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Says “we’re cutting regulations” Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions “gender ideology” “Rigged” (anything) Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Mentions “our great police” Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Shouts out “hardworking Americans” “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions “energy independence” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “violent criminals” being removed “The border is finally secure” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Says “believe me” Says “tremendous” Mentions “record- setting” anything Refers to himself in the third person Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Says “I’m doing this for you” Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Points at the opposing side while talking Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Mentions “free speech” Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Mentions “election integrity” “Jobs are coming back” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions “DEI” Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country “We’re deporting them fast” Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Says “many people are saying” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Says “cartels” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” “Witch hunt” Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Claims “the economy is roaring” Says “inflation is down” Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions “the wall” (again) Says “invasion” Mentions “peace through strength” “We’re bringing companies back home” Says “we’re just getting started” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Uses “very, very” for emphasis Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Calls something a “job-killing regulation” “Radical” (someone or something) Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Mentions “Israel” (support language) Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Mentions “deep state” Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Says “law and order” Mentions “our beautiful flag” Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “God bless America” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions “China” as a foil Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Mentions “our great military” Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “parents’ rights” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions “lawfare” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Mentions “sanctuary cities” “Manufacturing is coming back” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions “common sense” Mentions “supply chains” Says “we’re making America rich again” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Mentions “human trafficking” “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Says “we’re cutting regulations” Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions “gender ideology” “Rigged” (anything) Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Mentions “our great police” Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Shouts out “hardworking Americans” “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions “energy independence” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “violent criminals” being removed “The border is finally secure” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Says “believe me” Says “tremendous” Mentions “record- setting” anything Refers to himself in the third person Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Says “I’m doing this for you” Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Points at the opposing side while talking Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Mentions “free speech” Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Mentions “election integrity” “Jobs are coming back” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions “DEI” Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country “We’re deporting them fast” Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Says “many people are saying” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Says “cartels” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” “Witch hunt” Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Claims “the economy is roaring” Says “inflation is down” Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions “the wall” (again) Says “invasion” Mentions “peace through strength” “We’re bringing companies back home” Says “we’re just getting started” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Uses “very, very” for emphasis Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Calls something a “job-killing regulation” “Radical” (someone or something) Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Mentions “Israel” (support language) Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Mentions “deep state” Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Says “law and order” Mentions “our beautiful flag” Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “God bless America” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions “China” as a foil Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Mentions “our great military” Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “parents’ rights” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions “lawfare” Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Mentions “sanctuary cities” “Manufacturing is coming back” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions “common sense” Mentions “supply chains” Says “we’re making America rich again” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Mentions “human trafficking”
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
O-“Rigged” (anything)
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
N-Mentions “our great police”
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
B-Mentions “energy independence”
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
B-“The border is finally secure”
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
I-Says “believe me”
B-Says “tremendous”
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
O-Refers to himself in the third person
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
G-Mentions “free speech”
O-Calls something “the best in history”
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
I-Mentions “election integrity”
G-“Jobs are coming back”
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
B-Mentions “DEI”
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
N-Says “many people are saying”
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
G-Says “cartels”
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
G-“Witch hunt”
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
O-Says “inflation is down”
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
N-Says “invasion”
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
B-Mentions “deep state”
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
N-Says “law and order”
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
B-Says “we’re respected again”
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
B-Mentions “God bless America”
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
G-Mentions “our great military”
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
B-Mentions “lawfare”
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
N-Mentions “common sense”
B-Mentions “supply chains”
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
O-Mentions “human trafficking”