Points at the opposing side while talking Says “invasion” Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions “parents’ rights” Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Mentions “deep state” Mentions “the wall” (again) Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Calls something “the best in history” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Says “inflation is down” Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country “Rigged” (anything) Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Says “I’m doing this for you” “Jobs are coming back” Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions “DEI” Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Mentions “historic” at least 4 times “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Claims “the economy is roaring” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Says “tremendous” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Mentions “common sense” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “peace through strength” “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Mentions “human trafficking” Mentions “gender ideology” Mentions “our great police” Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “China” as a foil One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) “We’re deporting them fast” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Says “cartels” Mentions “supply chains” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Says “believe me” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob “We’re bringing companies back home” Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “free speech” Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “lawfare” Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Mentions “our beautiful flag” Refers to himself in the third person Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “energy independence” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us “Witch hunt” Says “we’re cutting regulations” “Manufacturing is coming back” Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Mentions “God bless America” Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Uses “very, very” for emphasis Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Says “many people are saying” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Says “we’re making America rich again” Says “we’re respected again” “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Mentions “our great military” Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Calls something a “job-killing regulation” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “violent criminals” being removed “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions “Israel” (support language) Says “law and order” “The border is finally secure” Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Says “strong” at least three times in a row Points at the opposing side while talking Says “invasion” Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions “parents’ rights” Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Mentions “deep state” Mentions “the wall” (again) Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Calls something “the best in history” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Says “inflation is down” Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country “Rigged” (anything) Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Says “I’m doing this for you” “Jobs are coming back” Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions “DEI” Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Mentions “historic” at least 4 times “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Claims “the economy is roaring” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Says “tremendous” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Mentions “common sense” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “peace through strength” “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Mentions “human trafficking” Mentions “gender ideology” Mentions “our great police” Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “China” as a foil One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) “We’re deporting them fast” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Says “cartels” Mentions “supply chains” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Says “believe me” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob “We’re bringing companies back home” Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “free speech” Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “lawfare” Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Mentions “our beautiful flag” Refers to himself in the third person Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “energy independence” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us “Witch hunt” Says “we’re cutting regulations” “Manufacturing is coming back” Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Mentions “God bless America” Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Uses “very, very” for emphasis Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Says “many people are saying” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Says “we’re making America rich again” Says “we’re respected again” “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Mentions “our great military” Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Calls something a “job-killing regulation” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “election integrity” Mentions “violent criminals” being removed “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions “Israel” (support language) Says “law and order” “The border is finally secure” Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Says “strong” at least three times in a row
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
N-Says “invasion”
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
B-Mentions “deep state”
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
O-Calls something “the best in history”
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
O-Says “inflation is down”
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
O-“Rigged” (anything)
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
G-“Jobs are coming back”
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
B-Mentions “DEI”
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
B-Says “tremendous”
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
N-Mentions “common sense”
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
N-Mentions “our great police”
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
G-Says “cartels”
B-Mentions “supply chains”
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
I-Says “believe me”
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
G-Mentions “free speech”
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
B-Mentions “lawfare”
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
O-Refers to himself in the third person
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
B-Mentions “energy independence”
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
G-“Witch hunt”
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
B-Mentions “God bless America”
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
N-Says “many people are saying”
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
B-Says “we’re respected again”
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
G-Mentions “our great military”
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
I-Mentions “election integrity”
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
N-Says “law and order”
B-“The border is finally secure”
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row