“Jobs are coming back” “We’re bringing companies back home” Says “cartels” “Witch hunt” Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Says “believe me” “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “record- setting” anything Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “supply chains” Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “lawfare” Mentions “China” as a foil Mentions “energy independence” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “God bless America” Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “parents’ rights” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Mentions “deep state” Mentions “free speech” Points at the opposing side while talking Says “I’m doing this for you” Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Refers to himself in the third person Uses “very, very” for emphasis “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Says “strong” at least three times in a row Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “tariffs” as a flex “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Says “invasion” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Mentions “our beautiful flag” Mentions “our great military” Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” “Manufacturing is coming back” Mentions “DEI” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions “gender ideology” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Says “we’re just getting started” “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “violent criminals” being removed “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Says “we’re cutting regulations” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions “Israel” (support language) “Rigged” (anything) Says “inflation is down” Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Mentions “our great police” Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions “common sense” Claims “the economy is roaring” Mentions “human trafficking” Mentions “election integrity” Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Mentions “the wall” (again) Says “many people are saying” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Says “tremendous” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) “We’re deporting them fast” Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Says “law and order” Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) “Radical” (someone or something) “The border is finally secure” Calls out “some people in this room” “Jobs are coming back” “We’re bringing companies back home” Says “cartels” “Witch hunt” Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Says “believe me” “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Mentions “record- setting” anything Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Mentions “supply chains” Says “I could stand here all night” Mentions “lawfare” Mentions “China” as a foil Mentions “energy independence” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “God bless America” Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “parents’ rights” Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Mentions “deep state” Mentions “free speech” Points at the opposing side while talking Says “I’m doing this for you” Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Refers to himself in the third person Uses “very, very” for emphasis “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Says “strong” at least three times in a row Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “tariffs” as a flex “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Says “invasion” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Mentions “our beautiful flag” Mentions “our great military” Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” “Manufacturing is coming back” Mentions “DEI” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions “gender ideology” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Says “we’re just getting started” “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “violent criminals” being removed “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Says “we’re cutting regulations” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions “Israel” (support language) “Rigged” (anything) Says “inflation is down” Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Mentions “our great police” Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions “common sense” Claims “the economy is roaring” Mentions “human trafficking” Mentions “election integrity” Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Mentions “the wall” (again) Says “many people are saying” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Says “tremendous” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) “We’re deporting them fast” Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Says “law and order” Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) “Radical” (someone or something) “The border is finally secure” Calls out “some people in this room”
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
G-“Jobs are coming back”
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
G-Says “cartels”
G-“Witch hunt”
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
I-Says “believe me”
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
B-Mentions “supply chains”
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
B-Mentions “lawfare”
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
B-Mentions “energy independence”
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
B-Mentions “God bless America”
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
B-Mentions “deep state”
G-Mentions “free speech”
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
O-Calls something “the best in history”
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
O-Refers to himself in the third person
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
N-Says “invasion”
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
G-Mentions “our great military”
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
B-Mentions “DEI”
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
B-Says “we’re respected again”
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
O-“Rigged” (anything)
O-Says “inflation is down”
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
N-Mentions “our great police”
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
N-Mentions “common sense”
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
I-Mentions “election integrity”
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
N-Says “many people are saying”
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
B-Says “tremendous”
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
N-Says “law and order”
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
B-“The border is finally secure”
B-Calls out “some people in this room”