Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “parents’ rights” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Mentions “gender ideology” Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” “We’re bringing companies back home” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Mentions “supply chains” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) “Rigged” (anything) Refers to himself in the third person Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Says “strong” at least three times in a row Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Says “believe me” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “lawfare” Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Calls something “the best in history” “Radical” (someone or something) Says “I could stand here all night” Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “energy independence” One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip “Witch hunt” Says “I’m doing this for you” Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Mentions “our great military” Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Mentions “deep state” “Manufacturing is coming back” Mentions “our great police” “The border is finally secure” Mentions “human trafficking” Says “cartels” Uses “very, very” for emphasis Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions “free speech” Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “DEI” Mentions “election integrity” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “Israel” (support language) Points at the opposing side while talking Says “we’re making America rich again” Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions “our beautiful flag” “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “God bless America” Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Says “tremendous” “We’re deporting them fast” Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Says “inflation is down” Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Says “we’re respected again” Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Says “many people are saying” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “common sense” Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Mentions “China” as a foil Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Says “we’re cutting regulations” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Claims “the economy is roaring” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy “Jobs are coming back” Says “invasion” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “the wall” (again) Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Says “law and order” Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “parents’ rights” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Mentions “gender ideology” Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” “We’re bringing companies back home” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Mentions “supply chains” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) “Rigged” (anything) Refers to himself in the third person Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Says “strong” at least three times in a row Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Says “believe me” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “lawfare” Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Calls something “the best in history” “Radical” (someone or something) Says “I could stand here all night” Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “energy independence” One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip “Witch hunt” Says “I’m doing this for you” Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Mentions “our great military” Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Mentions “deep state” “Manufacturing is coming back” Mentions “our great police” “The border is finally secure” Mentions “human trafficking” Says “cartels” Uses “very, very” for emphasis Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Mentions “free speech” Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “DEI” Mentions “election integrity” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “Israel” (support language) Points at the opposing side while talking Says “we’re making America rich again” Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Mentions “our beautiful flag” “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “God bless America” Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Says “tremendous” “We’re deporting them fast” Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Says “inflation is down” Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Says “we’re respected again” Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Says “many people are saying” Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “common sense” Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Mentions “China” as a foil Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Says “we’re cutting regulations” “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Claims “the economy is roaring” Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy “Jobs are coming back” Says “invasion” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “the wall” (again) Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Says “law and order” Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
B-Mentions “supply chains”
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
O-“Rigged” (anything)
O-Refers to himself in the third person
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
I-Says “believe me”
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
B-Mentions “lawfare”
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
O-Calls something “the best in history”
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
B-Mentions “energy independence”
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
G-“Witch hunt”
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
G-Mentions “our great military”
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
B-Mentions “deep state”
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
N-Mentions “our great police”
B-“The border is finally secure”
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
G-Says “cartels”
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
G-Mentions “free speech”
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
B-Mentions “DEI”
I-Mentions “election integrity”
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
B-Mentions “God bless America”
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
B-Says “tremendous”
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
O-Says “inflation is down”
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
B-Says “we’re respected again”
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
N-Says “many people are saying”
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
N-Mentions “common sense”
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
G-“Jobs are coming back”
N-Says “invasion”
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
N-Says “law and order”
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone