Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Says “strong” at least three times in a row Calls out “some people in this room” Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions “gender ideology” Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Says “I’m doing this for you” Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “God bless America” Says “I could stand here all night” Says “many people are saying” Mentions “free speech” Mentions “Israel” (support language) “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Claims “the economy is roaring” Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Mentions “DEI” Points at the opposing side while talking Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Uses “very, very” for emphasis Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Says “inflation is down” “Jobs are coming back” Refers to himself in the third person “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Mentions “violent criminals” being removed “We’re bringing companies back home” “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) “Rigged” (anything) Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Says “cartels” Mentions “deep state” Mentions “the wall” (again) Says “we have the votes” (maybe) “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Says “we’re cutting regulations” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions “our beautiful flag” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions “supply chains” Says “invasion” “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Says “believe me” Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way “Manufacturing is coming back” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times “The border is finally secure” Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions “energy independence” “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Mentions “lawfare” Mentions “China” as a foil Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Mentions “our great military” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Says “tremendous” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track “Witch hunt” One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Mentions “sanctuary cities” “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “our great police” Mentions “election integrity” Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “human trafficking” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Mentions “common sense” Says “law and order” Mentions “parents’ rights” Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Claims “nobody else could have done this” Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) Says “strong” at least three times in a row Calls out “some people in this room” Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions “gender ideology” Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Says “I’m doing this for you” Says “we’re respected again” Mentions “God bless America” Says “I could stand here all night” Says “many people are saying” Mentions “free speech” Mentions “Israel” (support language) “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) Claims “the economy is roaring” Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Mentions “DEI” Points at the opposing side while talking Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details Uses “very, very” for emphasis Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Says “inflation is down” “Jobs are coming back” Refers to himself in the third person “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Mentions “violent criminals” being removed “We’re bringing companies back home” “We’re deporting them fast” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) “Rigged” (anything) Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Says “we’re making America rich again” Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Says “cartels” Mentions “deep state” Mentions “the wall” (again) Says “we have the votes” (maybe) “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) “Fake news” / “dishonest media” Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Says “we’re cutting regulations” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Mentions “our beautiful flag” Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions “supply chains” Says “invasion” “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Says “believe me” Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way “Manufacturing is coming back” Mentions “historic” at least 4 times “The border is finally secure” Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions “energy independence” “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Mentions “lawfare” Mentions “China” as a foil Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Mentions “our great military” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Says “trade deficits” (with menace) Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency Says “tremendous” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track “Witch hunt” One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Mentions “sanctuary cities” “Radical” (someone or something) Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically Mentions “our great police” Mentions “election integrity” Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Shouts out “hardworking Americans” Mentions “human trafficking” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Mentions “common sense” Says “law and order” Mentions “parents’ rights” Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
B-Says “we’re respected again”
B-Mentions “God bless America”
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
N-Says “many people are saying”
G-Mentions “free speech”
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
B-Mentions “DEI”
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
O-Says “inflation is down”
G-“Jobs are coming back”
O-Refers to himself in the third person
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
O-“Rigged” (anything)
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
G-Says “cartels”
B-Mentions “deep state”
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
B-Mentions “supply chains”
N-Says “invasion”
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
I-Says “believe me”
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
B-“The border is finally secure”
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
B-Mentions “energy independence”
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
B-Mentions “lawfare”
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
G-Mentions “our great military”
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
B-Says “tremendous”
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
G-“Witch hunt”
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
I-Mentions “peace through strength”
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
N-Mentions “our great police”
I-Mentions “election integrity”
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
N-Mentions “common sense”
N-Says “law and order”
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
O-Calls something “the best in history”
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)