Mentions “free speech” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Uses “very, very” for emphasis Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “energy independence” Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Says “I’m doing this for you” Says “we’re respected again” Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Says “cartels” Mentions “gender ideology” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “common sense” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “human trafficking” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Mentions “election integrity” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Mentions “supply chains” Says “invasion” Mentions “God bless America” Says “tremendous” Mentions “our beautiful flag” Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe “The border is finally secure” Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Mentions “Israel” (support language) “Rigged” (anything) Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Mentions “lawfare” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Says “law and order” Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Claims “nobody else could have done this” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Claims “the economy is roaring” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “DEI” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “the wall” (again) Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Mentions “parents’ rights” Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically “We’re bringing companies back home” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “our great police” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Says “inflation is down” Says “we’re cutting regulations” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” “Manufacturing is coming back” Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Says “we’re making America rich again” Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency “Witch hunt” Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Says “I could stand here all night” Refers to himself in the third person Mentions “China” as a foil Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “deep state” Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) “Jobs are coming back” Says “believe me” Says “many people are saying” “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Points at the opposing side while talking Mentions “our great military” Shouts out “hardworking Americans” “Radical” (someone or something) Says “trade deficits” (with menace) “We’re deporting them fast” “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions “peace through strength” Mentions “free speech” Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7” Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details “Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks Uses “very, very” for emphasis Says “we have the votes” (maybe) Mentions “energy independence” Mentions “I was right” (explicitly) Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance) Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track Mentions “record- setting” anything Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows) Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres” Says “I’m doing this for you” Says “we’re respected again” Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country Says “cartels” Mentions “gender ideology” Mentions “corruption” (generalized) Mentions “common sense” Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title “We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated) Mentions “human trafficking” Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with Calls something a “job-killing regulation” Says “strong” at least three times in a row Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop) Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly” Mentions “election integrity” “Fake news” / “dishonest media” “Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent) Mentions “supply chains” Says “invasion” Mentions “God bless America” Says “tremendous” Mentions “our beautiful flag” Calls something “the best in history” Mentions “the greatest deal-maker” Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe “The border is finally secure” Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing) “Disaster” (someone else’s policy) Mentions “Israel” (support language) “Rigged” (anything) Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership Mentions “lawfare” Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”) Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone Says “law and order” Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic) Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant) Claims he predicted something years ago Mentions “tariffs” as a flex Mentions “historic” at least 4 times Claims “nobody else could have done this” Calls out “some people in this room” Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”) Claims “the economy is roaring” Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t) Mentions “everyone’s talking about it” Mentions “DEI” Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something) Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical) Mentions “the wall” (again) Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip Mentions “parents’ rights” Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions) “Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.) Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically “We’re bringing companies back home” Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us Promises “the biggest crackdown ever” Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful” Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy Mentions “narco- terrorists” (your square, obviously) Mentions “our great police” Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute Claims “we’re close to a historic deal” Says “inflation is down” Says “we’re cutting regulations” Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration” “Manufacturing is coming back” Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob Says “we’re making America rich again” Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency “Witch hunt” Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that) Says “we’re not playing games anymore” Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them Says “I could stand here all night” Refers to himself in the third person Mentions “China” as a foil Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence Mentions “violent criminals” being removed Mentions “deep state” Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly) “Jobs are coming back” Says “believe me” Says “many people are saying” “Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe) Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again) Points at the opposing side while talking Mentions “our great military” Shouts out “hardworking Americans” “Radical” (someone or something) Says “trade deficits” (with menace) “We’re deporting them fast” “Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful) Mentions “sanctuary cities” Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield Says “we’re just getting started” Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism) Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it” Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent) Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly) Mentions “peace through strength”
(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.
G-Mentions “free speech”
G-Mentions “great people” in his cabinet “working 24/7”
G-Says “I spoke with [leader]” without details
O-“Thank you” to the Speaker, then immediately dunks
B-Uses “very, very” for emphasis
B-Says “we have the votes” (maybe)
B-Mentions “energy independence”
O-Mentions “I was right” (explicitly)
I-Mentions Nobel Peace Prize (even as a joke, rumor, or grievance)
N-Gets loud applause, then pauses for it like a sitcom laugh track
G-Mentions “record-setting” anything
O-Mentions a billionaire ally without naming them (but everyone knows)
N-Shouts out JD Vance with awkward buddy energy
N-Says “bad hombres” energy without saying “bad hombres”
G-Says “I’m doing this for you”
B-Says “we’re respected again”
I-Says “Hollywood” like it’s a country
G-Says “cartels”
G-Mentions “gender ideology”
I-Mentions “corruption” (generalized)
N-Mentions “common sense”
O-Mentions a commission/task force with an intense title
G-“We’re ending endless wars” (even if it’s complicated)
O-Mentions “human trafficking”
G-Says “we’re united” immediately after a divisive line
G-Mentions “the most beautiful” building/project he’s associated with
I-Calls something a “job-killing regulation”
G-Says “strong” at least three times in a row
N-Mentions “the Constitution” (as a prop)
O-Promises a bill that will be “passed very quickly”
I-Mentions “election integrity”
N-“Fake news” / “dishonest media”
I-“Drill, baby, drill” (or equivalent)
B-Mentions “supply chains”
N-Says “invasion”
B-Mentions “God bless America”
B-Says “tremendous”
O-Mentions “our beautiful flag”
O-Calls something “the best in history”
B-Mentions “the greatest deal-maker”
G-Mentions “gangs” by name or vibe
B-“The border is finally secure”
N-Mentions FIFA in a “we’re winning” context (bonus points if confusing)
I-“Disaster” (someone else’s policy)
I-Mentions “Israel” (support language)
O-“Rigged” (anything)
B-Mentions “ratings” or TV viewership
B-Mentions “lawfare”
B-Mentions “fentanyl” (or “poison”)
N-Mentions “NATO” in a threatening tone
N-Says “law and order”
I-Promotes “my wife’s movie” (your square, iconic)
I-Mentions “critical race theory” (even if not relevant)
I-Claims he predicted something years ago
G-Mentions “tariffs” as a flex
N-Mentions “historic” at least 4 times
B-Claims “nobody else could have done this”
B-Calls out “some people in this room”
B-Mentions a tech CEO in a “they agree with me” way
O-Mentions “woke” (or “wokeness”)
N-Claims “the economy is roaring”
I-Says “crime is through the roof” (even if it isn’t)
B-Mentions “everyone’s talking about it”
B-Mentions “DEI”
O-Says “weaponized” (government / justice / something)
I-Mentions a “hostage” situation (real or rhetorical)
I-Mentions “the wall” (again)
I-Brings up a guest in the gallery for emotional impact
G-Mentions a “brand new” initiative with a catchy name
G-One-liner clearly designed to become a viral clip
N-Mentions “parents’ rights”
B-Mentions “Iran” (threat, deal, or sanctions)
G-“Perfect” (phone call, plan, policy, etc.)
O-Mentions “pronouns” sarcastically
I-“We’re bringing companies back home”
N-Says “they” (mysterious villains) are coming after you/me/us
O-Promises “the biggest crackdown ever”
O-Mentions “my friends” who are “very successful”
N-Mentions “gas prices” as a trophy
B-Mentions “narco-terrorists” (your square, obviously)
N-Mentions “our great police”
B-Praises Melania Trump in a “classy/elegant” mini-tribute
O-Claims “we’re close to a historic deal”
O-Says “inflation is down”
B-Says “we’re cutting regulations”
I-Mentions “my administration has done more than any administration”
O-“Manufacturing is coming back”
N-Mentions “the Middle East” as one blob
G-Says “we’re making America rich again”
N-Calls something “bipartisan” while everyone looks uncomfortable
N-Mentions “farmers” as a core constituency
G-“Witch hunt”
I-Says “zero tolerance” (or basically that)
B-Says “we’re not playing games anymore”
G-Mentions “interest rates” like he personally sets them
B-Says “I could stand here all night”
O-Refers to himself in the third person
N-Mentions “China” as a foil
N-Mentions “China” + “strength” in the same sentence
G-Mentions “violent criminals” being removed
B-Mentions “deep state”
O-Mentions “Russia” (directly or indirectly)
G-“Jobs are coming back”
I-Says “believe me”
N-Says “many people are saying”
O-“Total catastrophe” (about something that is not literally a catastrophe)
O-Mentions “the greatest economy in history” (again)
I-Points at the opposing side while talking
G-Mentions “our great military”
I-Shouts out “hardworking Americans”
B-“Radical” (someone or something)
O-Says “trade deficits” (with menace)
O-“We’re deporting them fast”
N-“Beautiful” (bill, plan, deal, something weirdly not beautiful)
I-Mentions “sanctuary cities”
N-Mentions “social media” like it’s a battlefield
I-Says “we’re just getting started”
G-Mentions “Ukraine” (support, leverage, deal, or criticism)
O-Says “it’s true” right after saying something unverifiable
G-Says “nobody has ever seen anything like it”
N-Mentions “Billions and billions” (or equivalent)
I-Mentions crowd size (directly or indirectly)
I-Mentions “peace through strength”