Found a dripemittercompletelycalcified shutby hard water.Sucked downan entireGatorade in10 secondsflat.Shovelbouncedcompletelyoff a layer ofsolid caliche.Burned yourhand on themetal trailerramp sittingin the sun.The sheerpanic of findinga snake skin inthe yard, butno snake."Can you justtrim this onetree realquick?" (Pointsto a 40-footCottonwood).A dogaggressivelybarked at youthrough a glassdoor for theentire job.Reached into adark shrub totrim it andprayed nothingbit you.Tracked agoathead intothe truck caband steppedon it.Forgot yoursunglasses andspent the daycompletely blindedby the glare offwhite gravel.Had atumbleweedfight with thewind whiletrying to loadthe trailer.Spring windblew theweed barrieraway like agiant kite.Smashed afinger tryingto connectfrozen, stiffPVC pipes.Had to moveriver rock byhand becausethewheelbarrowwouldn't fit.Slashed yourknuckle on theedge of metallandscapeedging.Cut a burieddrip line thatwas completelyhidden underthe gravel.Sucked updecorativegravel withthe mower orweed eater.Customercomplainedabout a weedthat was actuallya native desertplant.Wind blewthe dirt/dustdirectly backinto yourface.Had to explainto a transplantwhy theirgrass is dyingin the desert.Opened anirrigationvalve boxand found ablack widow.Tried to digthroughlandscape rockthat was basicallycementedtogether with dirt.Stabbed inthe leg/shinby a Yuccaor Agaveplant.Customerwatched youwork throughthe blinds for20+ minutesstraight.Found a dripemittercompletelycalcified shutby hard water.Sucked downan entireGatorade in10 secondsflat.Shovelbouncedcompletelyoff a layer ofsolid caliche.Burned yourhand on themetal trailerramp sittingin the sun.The sheerpanic of findinga snake skin inthe yard, butno snake."Can you justtrim this onetree realquick?" (Pointsto a 40-footCottonwood).A dogaggressivelybarked at youthrough a glassdoor for theentire job.Reached into adark shrub totrim it andprayed nothingbit you.Tracked agoathead intothe truck caband steppedon it.Forgot yoursunglasses andspent the daycompletely blindedby the glare offwhite gravel.Had atumbleweedfight with thewind whiletrying to loadthe trailer.Spring windblew theweed barrieraway like agiant kite.Smashed afinger tryingto connectfrozen, stiffPVC pipes.Had to moveriver rock byhand becausethewheelbarrowwouldn't fit.Slashed yourknuckle on theedge of metallandscapeedging.Cut a burieddrip line thatwas completelyhidden underthe gravel.Sucked updecorativegravel withthe mower orweed eater.Customercomplainedabout a weedthat was actuallya native desertplant.Wind blewthe dirt/dustdirectly backinto yourface.Had to explainto a transplantwhy theirgrass is dyingin the desert.Opened anirrigationvalve boxand found ablack widow.Tried to digthroughlandscape rockthat was basicallycementedtogether with dirt.Stabbed inthe leg/shinby a Yuccaor Agaveplant.Customerwatched youwork throughthe blinds for20+ minutesstraight.

Landscaping Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Found a drip emitter completely calcified shut by hard water.
  2. Sucked down an entire Gatorade in 10 seconds flat.
  3. Shovel bounced completely off a layer of solid caliche.
  4. Burned your hand on the metal trailer ramp sitting in the sun.
  5. The sheer panic of finding a snake skin in the yard, but no snake.
  6. "Can you just trim this one tree real quick?" (Points to a 40-foot Cottonwood).
  7. A dog aggressively barked at you through a glass door for the entire job.
  8. Reached into a dark shrub to trim it and prayed nothing bit you.
  9. Tracked a goathead into the truck cab and stepped on it.
  10. Forgot your sunglasses and spent the day completely blinded by the glare off white gravel.
  11. Had a tumbleweed fight with the wind while trying to load the trailer.
  12. Spring wind blew the weed barrier away like a giant kite.
  13. Smashed a finger trying to connect frozen, stiff PVC pipes.
  14. Had to move river rock by hand because the wheelbarrow wouldn't fit.
  15. Slashed your knuckle on the edge of metal landscape edging.
  16. Cut a buried drip line that was completely hidden under the gravel.
  17. Sucked up decorative gravel with the mower or weed eater.
  18. Customer complained about a weed that was actually a native desert plant.
  19. Wind blew the dirt/dust directly back into your face.
  20. Had to explain to a transplant why their grass is dying in the desert.
  21. Opened an irrigation valve box and found a black widow.
  22. Tried to dig through landscape rock that was basically cemented together with dirt.
  23. Stabbed in the leg/shin by a Yucca or Agave plant.
  24. Customer watched you work through the blinds for 20+ minutes straight.