Tried to digthroughlandscape rockthat was basicallycementedtogether with dirt.Shovelbouncedcompletelyoff a layer ofsolid caliche.Burned yourhand on themetal trailerramp sittingin the sun.Had to explainto a transplantwhy theirgrass is dyingin the desert.Sucked downan entireGatorade in10 secondsflat.Had atumbleweedfight with thewind whiletrying to loadthe trailer.Tracked agoathead intothe truck caband steppedon it.Customerwatched youwork throughthe blinds for20+ minutesstraight.A dogaggressivelybarked at youthrough a glassdoor for theentire job.Found a dripemittercompletelycalcified shutby hard water.Wind blewthe dirt/dustdirectly backinto yourface.Smashed afinger tryingto connectfrozen, stiffPVC pipes.Had to moveriver rock byhand becausethewheelbarrowwouldn't fit.Opened anirrigationvalve boxand found ablack widow.Forgot yoursunglasses andspent the daycompletely blindedby the glare offwhite gravel.Cut a burieddrip line thatwas completelyhidden underthe gravel.Reached into adark shrub totrim it andprayed nothingbit you.Sucked updecorativegravel withthe mower orweed eater.Spring windblew theweed barrieraway like agiant kite.Stabbed inthe leg/shinby a Yuccaor Agaveplant.Customercomplainedabout a weedthat was actuallya native desertplant."Can you justtrim this onetree realquick?" (Pointsto a 40-footCottonwood).Slashed yourknuckle on theedge of metallandscapeedging.The sheerpanic of findinga snake skin inthe yard, butno snake.Tried to digthroughlandscape rockthat was basicallycementedtogether with dirt.Shovelbouncedcompletelyoff a layer ofsolid caliche.Burned yourhand on themetal trailerramp sittingin the sun.Had to explainto a transplantwhy theirgrass is dyingin the desert.Sucked downan entireGatorade in10 secondsflat.Had atumbleweedfight with thewind whiletrying to loadthe trailer.Tracked agoathead intothe truck caband steppedon it.Customerwatched youwork throughthe blinds for20+ minutesstraight.A dogaggressivelybarked at youthrough a glassdoor for theentire job.Found a dripemittercompletelycalcified shutby hard water.Wind blewthe dirt/dustdirectly backinto yourface.Smashed afinger tryingto connectfrozen, stiffPVC pipes.Had to moveriver rock byhand becausethewheelbarrowwouldn't fit.Opened anirrigationvalve boxand found ablack widow.Forgot yoursunglasses andspent the daycompletely blindedby the glare offwhite gravel.Cut a burieddrip line thatwas completelyhidden underthe gravel.Reached into adark shrub totrim it andprayed nothingbit you.Sucked updecorativegravel withthe mower orweed eater.Spring windblew theweed barrieraway like agiant kite.Stabbed inthe leg/shinby a Yuccaor Agaveplant.Customercomplainedabout a weedthat was actuallya native desertplant."Can you justtrim this onetree realquick?" (Pointsto a 40-footCottonwood).Slashed yourknuckle on theedge of metallandscapeedging.The sheerpanic of findinga snake skin inthe yard, butno snake.

Landscaping Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Tried to dig through landscape rock that was basically cemented together with dirt.
  2. Shovel bounced completely off a layer of solid caliche.
  3. Burned your hand on the metal trailer ramp sitting in the sun.
  4. Had to explain to a transplant why their grass is dying in the desert.
  5. Sucked down an entire Gatorade in 10 seconds flat.
  6. Had a tumbleweed fight with the wind while trying to load the trailer.
  7. Tracked a goathead into the truck cab and stepped on it.
  8. Customer watched you work through the blinds for 20+ minutes straight.
  9. A dog aggressively barked at you through a glass door for the entire job.
  10. Found a drip emitter completely calcified shut by hard water.
  11. Wind blew the dirt/dust directly back into your face.
  12. Smashed a finger trying to connect frozen, stiff PVC pipes.
  13. Had to move river rock by hand because the wheelbarrow wouldn't fit.
  14. Opened an irrigation valve box and found a black widow.
  15. Forgot your sunglasses and spent the day completely blinded by the glare off white gravel.
  16. Cut a buried drip line that was completely hidden under the gravel.
  17. Reached into a dark shrub to trim it and prayed nothing bit you.
  18. Sucked up decorative gravel with the mower or weed eater.
  19. Spring wind blew the weed barrier away like a giant kite.
  20. Stabbed in the leg/shin by a Yucca or Agave plant.
  21. Customer complained about a weed that was actually a native desert plant.
  22. "Can you just trim this one tree real quick?" (Points to a 40-foot Cottonwood).
  23. Slashed your knuckle on the edge of metal landscape edging.
  24. The sheer panic of finding a snake skin in the yard, but no snake.