Re-usingolderstatementwith slightchanges"We know itlooks likethis butactuallyit's..."Notansweringquestions"Dobetter!"Q&A"We onlyanswerrespectfulquestions"Pointlesspromisetoimprove"Wewill dobetter""Forwardingthis to therightdepartment"GoPackreleaseBullet pointlist ofchanges thatwill neverhappenChatGPTgeneratedapology"we can'tdisclose privateinformation toprotect theusers involved""We mustrespecteachother"Implementingnew rulesPretends asif nothingneverhappened"Internalworkshop"Putting allthe blame onone person(volunteer)NoapologyBlamingtheusersGoCodetoapologizeApology fortheinconvenienceDistractionshopdropTells usersto reflecton theirbehaviourExcusesfor late ornonexistentstatemet Free!Putting allthe blame onone person(staffmember)Actuallya goodapologySomethingaboutgrowthSomeonegetting "letgo" fromthe teamTreatingus as ifwe arechildren"We careaboutPOC""Accountabilityandtransparency"They saythey areNOT goingto make astatement"We askyou not tospeculate"Promises tolisten users/but thendoesn'tRe-usingolderstatementwith slightchanges"We know itlooks likethis butactuallyit's..."Notansweringquestions"Dobetter!"Q&A"We onlyanswerrespectfulquestions"Pointlesspromisetoimprove"Wewill dobetter""Forwardingthis to therightdepartment"GoPackreleaseBullet pointlist ofchanges thatwill neverhappenChatGPTgeneratedapology"we can'tdisclose privateinformation toprotect theusers involved""We mustrespecteachother"Implementingnew rulesPretends asif nothingneverhappened"Internalworkshop"Putting allthe blame onone person(volunteer)NoapologyBlamingtheusersGoCodetoapologizeApology fortheinconvenienceDistractionshopdropTells usersto reflecton theirbehaviourExcusesfor late ornonexistentstatemetFree!Putting allthe blame onone person(staffmember)Actuallya goodapologySomethingaboutgrowthSomeonegetting "letgo" fromthe teamTreatingus as ifwe arechildren"We careaboutPOC""Accountabilityandtransparency"They saythey areNOT goingto make astatement"We askyou not tospeculate"Promises tolisten users/but thendoesn't

GoSuperApologyain't - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Re-using older statement with slight changes
  2. "We know it looks like this but actually it's..."
  3. Not answering questions
  4. "Do better!"
  5. Q&A
  6. "We only answer respectful questions"
  7. Pointless promise to improve
  8. "We will do better"
  9. "Forwarding this to the right department"
  10. GoPack release
  11. Bullet point list of changes that will never happen
  12. ChatGPT generated apology
  13. "we can't disclose private information to protect the users involved"
  14. "We must respect eachother"
  15. Implementing new rules
  16. Pretends as if nothing never happened
  17. "Internal workshop"
  18. Putting all the blame on one person (volunteer)
  19. No apology
  20. Blaming the users
  21. GoCode to apologize
  22. Apology for the inconvenience
  23. Distraction shopdrop
  24. Tells users to reflect on their behaviour
  25. Excuses for late or nonexistent statemet
  26. Free!
  27. Putting all the blame on one person (staff member)
  28. Actually a good apology
  29. Something about growth
  30. Someone getting "let go" from the team
  31. Treating us as if we are children
  32. "We care about POC"
  33. "Accountability and transparency"
  34. They say they are NOT going to make a statement
  35. "We ask you not to speculate"
  36. Promises to listen users /but then doesn't