“Take your mouth pieces out” Makes us clap and count out loud Mouth piece gets stuck “Flutes give me more!” Woodwinds get told to be “pretty” Bass drum player throws mallet/knocks down stand Someone rips/damages their uniform Percussion doesn’t have sticks Dr. Christ’s veins start popping out his head Blanchard gets red Paper airplanes start flying Trumpets are told to take it down a notch 70% of the band doesn’t have a pencil Jaeschke sings Student sneaks in “Write this in your music” “Is percussion ready?” (they're not) Someone's slide falls off Blanchard starts ranting about how we’re playing Band director crashes out over a Mr Jaeschke falls off the podium/drops baton Dr. Christ makes fun of Panther Valley during rehearsal “Dynamics are relative” Buffington makes a phone speech “More tuba” “Everyone at (measure number) , except percussion” Mouthpiece drops Measure 67/69 mentioned and or avoided Everyone hates one specific song Soloist squeeks/cracks Derflinger has the wrong arrangement Chocolate Mention Mouth piece “babb-ing” randomly (palm slapping mouth piece) Someone draws on the band board Directors don’t get through all the auditions done in one day. Percussion complains about having no room to play Someone drops their instrument Band director gets made fun of for an inside joke A new inside joke is made Percussion breaks something Someone plays on a rest A stinky smell floats in during rehearsal Someone spills a drink in the bandroom or auditorium No slide oil/valve oil Director gets a phone call Screaming in hallway Brass gets told to be "aggressive" Dr. Christ mocks someone “Erm it's actually (title) Dr. Christ” Director crashes out over dynamics Trombones get yelled at for being too blatty Jaeschke makes everyone stand up Blanchard sass Buffington starts singing and swinging (acting like a flute) Someone trips on stage Director crashes out over articulation Directors start arguing “Take your mouth pieces out” Makes us clap and count out loud Mouth piece gets stuck “Flutes give me more!” Woodwinds get told to be “pretty” Bass drum player throws mallet/knocks down stand Someone rips/damages their uniform Percussion doesn’t have sticks Dr. Christ’s veins start popping out his head Blanchard gets red Paper airplanes start flying Trumpets are told to take it down a notch 70% of the band doesn’t have a pencil Jaeschke sings Student sneaks in “Write this in your music” “Is percussion ready?” (they're not) Someone's slide falls off Blanchard starts ranting about how we’re playing Band director crashes out over a Mr Jaeschke falls off the podium/drops baton Dr. Christ makes fun of Panther Valley during rehearsal “Dynamics are relative” Buffington makes a phone speech “More tuba” “Everyone at (measure number) , except percussion” Mouthpiece drops Measure 67/69 mentioned and or avoided Everyone hates one specific song Soloist squeeks/cracks Derflinger has the wrong arrangement Chocolate Mention Mouth piece “babb-ing” randomly (palm slapping mouth piece) Someone draws on the band board Directors don’t get through all the auditions done in one day. Percussion complains about having no room to play Someone drops their instrument Band director gets made fun of for an inside joke A new inside joke is made Percussion breaks something Someone plays on a rest A stinky smell floats in during rehearsal Someone spills a drink in the bandroom or auditorium No slide oil/valve oil Director gets a phone call Screaming in hallway Brass gets told to be "aggressive" Dr. Christ mocks someone “Erm it's actually (title) Dr. Christ” Director crashes out over dynamics Trombones get yelled at for being too blatty Jaeschke makes everyone stand up Blanchard sass Buffington starts singing and swinging (acting like a flute) Someone trips on stage Director crashes out over articulation Directors start arguing
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“Take your mouth pieces out”
Makes us clap and count out loud
Mouth piece gets stuck
“Flutes give me more!”
Woodwinds get told to be “pretty”
Bass drum player throws mallet/knocks down stand
Someone rips/damages their uniform
Percussion doesn’t have sticks
Dr. Christ’s veins start popping out his head
Blanchard gets red
Paper airplanes start flying
Trumpets are told to take it down a notch
70% of the band doesn’t have a pencil
Jaeschke sings
Student sneaks in
“Write this in your music”
“Is percussion ready?” (they're not)
Someone's slide falls off
Blanchard starts ranting about how we’re playing
Band director crashes out over a
Mr Jaeschke falls off the podium/drops baton
Dr. Christ makes fun of Panther Valley during rehearsal
“Dynamics are relative”
Buffington makes a phone speech
“More tuba”
“Everyone at (measure number) , except percussion”
Mouthpiece drops
Measure 67/69 mentioned and or avoided
Everyone hates one specific song
Soloist squeeks/cracks
Derflinger has the wrong arrangement
Chocolate Mention
Mouth piece “babb-ing” randomly (palm slapping mouth piece)
Someone draws on the band board
Directors don’t get through all the auditions done in one day.
Percussion complains about having no room to play
Someone drops their instrument
Band director gets made fun of for an inside joke
A new inside joke is made
Percussion breaks something
Someone plays on a rest
A stinky smell floats in during rehearsal
Someone spills a drink in the bandroom or auditorium
No slide oil/valve oil
Director gets a phone call
Screaming in hallway
Brass gets told to be "aggressive"
Dr. Christ mocks someone
“Erm it's actually (title) Dr. Christ”
Director crashes out over dynamics
Trombones get yelled at for being too blatty
Jaeschke makes everyone stand up
Blanchard sass
Buffington starts singing and swinging (acting like a flute)
Someone trips on stage
Director crashes out over articulation
Directors start arguing
