ExpectsfreetapePuts all thepackageson the scaleat once"And I havea number"after theyalready paid"it's allgoing tothe sameaddress""I have towrite theaddress?""I want tomail this"(Randomunpackageditems)Leavestrasheverywhere4+Certified/ReturnreceiptStares at youinstead ofpaying/Forgetsthey have topayWalks offwithoutreceipt"is that thecheapest?"/Expectsyouu to change thepriceAsks formoneyorder/changeor addressSlaps moneyon the scalebefore you'redone10+packages"Back in myday stampswere (26cants)"On thephone atthecounterMail is addressedwrong/backwardsBuys asinglestampTells youeverything(theirlife story) thatgot them to thispointHasn't filledoutcertified/returnreceipt"make iteasier onyou" -givesyou changeCan't findthe "to"and "from"sectionDoesn'tspeakEnglishCan't/won't/takesforever to pickstampsNeedstheir labelprintedManhandlesthe packageafter it'salready onthe scaleShowsup rightat closingAwkwardlyaddressesand packspackage atthe counterCan't use theirwords/expectsyou to readtheir mindMakesyou buildthe boxfor themIlliterate/doesn'tread any of thesignsSays nobefore youfinish "is thereanythingliquid-""It saysmypackage isstill here"Hits thebutton"for fun"Mentionstheline/lackthereofAlreadythere beforeyou'veopenedPayswith$100SweatychadDoesn'tknow how acard readerworksLoudchildren/childrenhit the buttonAsks how muchit'll cost to shipsomethingthat's notpackagedAsks for amanager(whosegoing to say thesame thing asyou)Doesn'tacknowledgeyou"Do youhave anyother boxsizes""I thoughtyouprintedthe label"Expects50lbpackageto cost $11Can'tfind thedrop boxAsks for thearrival dateafter you'vealready saidit"I couldjust driveit there"ExpectsfreetapePuts all thepackageson the scaleat once"And I havea number"after theyalready paid"it's allgoing tothe sameaddress""I have towrite theaddress?""I want tomail this"(Randomunpackageditems)Leavestrasheverywhere4+Certified/ReturnreceiptStares at youinstead ofpaying/Forgetsthey have topayWalks offwithoutreceipt"is that thecheapest?"/Expectsyouu to change thepriceAsks formoneyorder/changeor addressSlaps moneyon the scalebefore you'redone10+packages"Back in myday stampswere (26cants)"On thephone atthecounterMail is addressedwrong/backwardsBuys asinglestampTells youeverything(theirlife story) thatgot them to thispointHasn't filledoutcertified/returnreceipt"make iteasier onyou" -givesyou changeCan't findthe "to"and "from"sectionDoesn'tspeakEnglishCan't/won't/takesforever to pickstampsNeedstheir labelprintedManhandlesthe packageafter it'salready onthe scaleShowsup rightat closingAwkwardlyaddressesand packspackage atthe counterCan't use theirwords/expectsyou to readtheir mindMakesyou buildthe boxfor themIlliterate/doesn'tread any of thesignsSays nobefore youfinish "is thereanythingliquid-""It saysmypackage isstill here"Hits thebutton"for fun"Mentionstheline/lackthereofAlreadythere beforeyou'veopenedPayswith$100SweatychadDoesn'tknow how acard readerworksLoudchildren/childrenhit the buttonAsks how muchit'll cost to shipsomethingthat's notpackagedAsks for amanager(whosegoing to say thesame thing asyou)Doesn'tacknowledgeyou"Do youhave anyother boxsizes""I thoughtyouprintedthe label"Expects50lbpackageto cost $11Can'tfind thedrop boxAsks for thearrival dateafter you'vealready saidit"I couldjust driveit there"

Post Office - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Expects free tape
  2. Puts all the packages on the scale at once
  3. "And I have a number" after they already paid
  4. "it's all going to the same address"
  5. "I have to write the address?"
  6. "I want to mail this" (Random unpackaged items)
  7. Leaves trash everywhere
  8. 4+ Certified/Return receipt
  9. Stares at you instead of paying/Forgets they have to pay
  10. Walks off without receipt
  11. "is that the cheapest?"/Expects youu to change the price
  12. Asks for money order/change or address
  13. Slaps money on the scale before you're done
  14. 10+ packages
  15. "Back in my day stamps were (26 cants)"
  16. On the phone at the counter
  17. Mail is addressed wrong/backwards
  18. Buys a single stamp
  19. Tells you everything(their life story) that got them to this point
  20. Hasn't filled out certified/return receipt
  21. "make it easier on you" -gives you change
  22. Can't find the "to" and "from" section
  23. Doesn't speak English
  24. Can't/won't/takes forever to pick stamps
  25. Needs their label printed
  26. Manhandles the package after it's already on the scale
  27. Shows up right at closing
  28. Awkwardly addresses and packs package at the counter
  29. Can't use their words/expects you to read their mind
  30. Makes you build the box for them
  31. Illiterate/doesn't read any of the signs
  32. Says no before you finish "is there anything liquid-"
  33. "It says my package is still here"
  34. Hits the button "for fun"
  35. Mentions the line/lack thereof
  36. Already there before you've opened
  37. Pays with $100
  38. Sweaty chad
  39. Doesn't know how a card reader works
  40. Loud children/children hit the button
  41. Asks how much it'll cost to ship something that's not packaged
  42. Asks for a manager(whose going to say the same thing as you)
  43. Doesn't acknowledge you
  44. "Do you have any other box sizes"
  45. "I thought you printed the label"
  46. Expects 50lb package to cost $11
  47. Can't find the drop box
  48. Asks for the arrival date after you've already said it
  49. "I could just drive it there"