Buys asinglestamp"And I havea number"after theyalready paid"It saysmypackage isstill here""I thoughtyouprintedthe label"Can'tfind thedrop box"I want tomail this"(Randomunpackageditems)Showsup rightat closingAsks formoneyorder/changeor addressAsks how muchit'll cost to shipsomethingthat's notpackaged"make iteasier onyou" -givesyou change"I couldjust driveit there"Needstheir labelprintedExpectsfreetapeAwkwardlyaddressesand packspackage atthe counterAlreadythere beforeyou'veopenedWalks offwithoutreceiptOn thephone atthecounterCan't use theirwords/expectsyou to readtheir mindSlaps moneyon the scalebefore you'redone"I have towrite theaddress?"Tells youeverything(theirlife story) thatgot them to thispointDoesn'tspeakEnglishCan't findthe "to"and "from"sectionDoesn'tacknowledgeyouMakesyou buildthe boxfor themAsks for thearrival dateafter you'vealready saiditSays nobefore youfinish "is thereanythingliquid-"Doesn'tknow how acard readerworks"is that thecheapest?"/Expectsyouu to change thepriceLoudchildren/childrenhit the button"Back in myday stampswere (26cants)""it's allgoing tothe sameaddress"Hasn't filledoutcertified/returnreceiptHits thebutton"for fun"Stares at youinstead ofpaying/Forgetsthey have topay"Do youhave anyother boxsizes"Mail is addressedwrong/backwardsIlliterate/doesn'tread any of thesignsMentionstheline/lackthereof4+Certified/ReturnreceiptPuts all thepackageson the scaleat onceSweatychadLeavestrasheverywhereManhandlesthe packageafter it'salready onthe scaleCan't/won't/takesforever to pickstamps10+packagesAsks for amanager(whosegoing to say thesame thing asyou)Payswith$100Expects50lbpackageto cost $11Buys asinglestamp"And I havea number"after theyalready paid"It saysmypackage isstill here""I thoughtyouprintedthe label"Can'tfind thedrop box"I want tomail this"(Randomunpackageditems)Showsup rightat closingAsks formoneyorder/changeor addressAsks how muchit'll cost to shipsomethingthat's notpackaged"make iteasier onyou" -givesyou change"I couldjust driveit there"Needstheir labelprintedExpectsfreetapeAwkwardlyaddressesand packspackage atthe counterAlreadythere beforeyou'veopenedWalks offwithoutreceiptOn thephone atthecounterCan't use theirwords/expectsyou to readtheir mindSlaps moneyon the scalebefore you'redone"I have towrite theaddress?"Tells youeverything(theirlife story) thatgot them to thispointDoesn'tspeakEnglishCan't findthe "to"and "from"sectionDoesn'tacknowledgeyouMakesyou buildthe boxfor themAsks for thearrival dateafter you'vealready saiditSays nobefore youfinish "is thereanythingliquid-"Doesn'tknow how acard readerworks"is that thecheapest?"/Expectsyouu to change thepriceLoudchildren/childrenhit the button"Back in myday stampswere (26cants)""it's allgoing tothe sameaddress"Hasn't filledoutcertified/returnreceiptHits thebutton"for fun"Stares at youinstead ofpaying/Forgetsthey have topay"Do youhave anyother boxsizes"Mail is addressedwrong/backwardsIlliterate/doesn'tread any of thesignsMentionstheline/lackthereof4+Certified/ReturnreceiptPuts all thepackageson the scaleat onceSweatychadLeavestrasheverywhereManhandlesthe packageafter it'salready onthe scaleCan't/won't/takesforever to pickstamps10+packagesAsks for amanager(whosegoing to say thesame thing asyou)Payswith$100Expects50lbpackageto cost $11

Post Office - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Buys a single stamp
  2. "And I have a number" after they already paid
  3. "It says my package is still here"
  4. "I thought you printed the label"
  5. Can't find the drop box
  6. "I want to mail this" (Random unpackaged items)
  7. Shows up right at closing
  8. Asks for money order/change or address
  9. Asks how much it'll cost to ship something that's not packaged
  10. "make it easier on you" -gives you change
  11. "I could just drive it there"
  12. Needs their label printed
  13. Expects free tape
  14. Awkwardly addresses and packs package at the counter
  15. Already there before you've opened
  16. Walks off without receipt
  17. On the phone at the counter
  18. Can't use their words/expects you to read their mind
  19. Slaps money on the scale before you're done
  20. "I have to write the address?"
  21. Tells you everything(their life story) that got them to this point
  22. Doesn't speak English
  23. Can't find the "to" and "from" section
  24. Doesn't acknowledge you
  25. Makes you build the box for them
  26. Asks for the arrival date after you've already said it
  27. Says no before you finish "is there anything liquid-"
  28. Doesn't know how a card reader works
  29. "is that the cheapest?"/Expects youu to change the price
  30. Loud children/children hit the button
  31. "Back in my day stamps were (26 cants)"
  32. "it's all going to the same address"
  33. Hasn't filled out certified/return receipt
  34. Hits the button "for fun"
  35. Stares at you instead of paying/Forgets they have to pay
  36. "Do you have any other box sizes"
  37. Mail is addressed wrong/backwards
  38. Illiterate/doesn't read any of the signs
  39. Mentions the line/lack thereof
  40. 4+ Certified/Return receipt
  41. Puts all the packages on the scale at once
  42. Sweaty chad
  43. Leaves trash everywhere
  44. Manhandles the package after it's already on the scale
  45. Can't/won't/takes forever to pick stamps
  46. 10+ packages
  47. Asks for a manager(whose going to say the same thing as you)
  48. Pays with $100
  49. Expects 50lb package to cost $11