"I couldjust driveit there"LeavestrasheverywhereExpects50lbpackageto cost $11Doesn'tspeakEnglishHits thebutton"for fun"Doesn'tacknowledgeyou4+Certified/ReturnreceiptMentionstheline/lackthereof"I have towrite theaddress?"Puts all thepackageson the scaleat onceAwkwardlyaddressesand packspackage atthe counterAsks how muchit'll cost to shipsomethingthat's notpackagedBuys asinglestamp"Back in myday stampswere (26cants)"Asks formoneyorder/changeor addressAsks for thearrival dateafter you'vealready saiditPayswith$100Needstheir labelprintedMail is addressedwrong/backwards"Do youhave anyother boxsizes"Asks for amanager(whosegoing to say thesame thing asyou)Makesyou buildthe boxfor them"it's allgoing tothe sameaddress""make iteasier onyou" -givesyou changeCan'tfind thedrop boxHasn't filledoutcertified/returnreceipt"I want tomail this"(Randomunpackageditems)Expectsfreetape10+packagesCan't/won't/takesforever to pickstampsIlliterate/doesn'tread any of thesignsDoesn'tknow how acard readerworks"And I havea number"after theyalready paidStares at youinstead ofpaying/Forgetsthey have topayAlreadythere beforeyou'veopenedSlaps moneyon the scalebefore you'redone"It saysmypackage isstill here"Loudchildren/childrenhit the buttonWalks offwithoutreceiptSweatychadSays nobefore youfinish "is thereanythingliquid-"Can't findthe "to"and "from"sectionManhandlesthe packageafter it'salready onthe scaleCan't use theirwords/expectsyou to readtheir mind"is that thecheapest?"/Expectsyouu to change theprice"I thoughtyouprintedthe label"Tells youeverything(theirlife story) thatgot them to thispointOn thephone atthecounterShowsup rightat closing"I couldjust driveit there"LeavestrasheverywhereExpects50lbpackageto cost $11Doesn'tspeakEnglishHits thebutton"for fun"Doesn'tacknowledgeyou4+Certified/ReturnreceiptMentionstheline/lackthereof"I have towrite theaddress?"Puts all thepackageson the scaleat onceAwkwardlyaddressesand packspackage atthe counterAsks how muchit'll cost to shipsomethingthat's notpackagedBuys asinglestamp"Back in myday stampswere (26cants)"Asks formoneyorder/changeor addressAsks for thearrival dateafter you'vealready saiditPayswith$100Needstheir labelprintedMail is addressedwrong/backwards"Do youhave anyother boxsizes"Asks for amanager(whosegoing to say thesame thing asyou)Makesyou buildthe boxfor them"it's allgoing tothe sameaddress""make iteasier onyou" -givesyou changeCan'tfind thedrop boxHasn't filledoutcertified/returnreceipt"I want tomail this"(Randomunpackageditems)Expectsfreetape10+packagesCan't/won't/takesforever to pickstampsIlliterate/doesn'tread any of thesignsDoesn'tknow how acard readerworks"And I havea number"after theyalready paidStares at youinstead ofpaying/Forgetsthey have topayAlreadythere beforeyou'veopenedSlaps moneyon the scalebefore you'redone"It saysmypackage isstill here"Loudchildren/childrenhit the buttonWalks offwithoutreceiptSweatychadSays nobefore youfinish "is thereanythingliquid-"Can't findthe "to"and "from"sectionManhandlesthe packageafter it'salready onthe scaleCan't use theirwords/expectsyou to readtheir mind"is that thecheapest?"/Expectsyouu to change theprice"I thoughtyouprintedthe label"Tells youeverything(theirlife story) thatgot them to thispointOn thephone atthecounterShowsup rightat closing

Post Office - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "I could just drive it there"
  2. Leaves trash everywhere
  3. Expects 50lb package to cost $11
  4. Doesn't speak English
  5. Hits the button "for fun"
  6. Doesn't acknowledge you
  7. 4+ Certified/Return receipt
  8. Mentions the line/lack thereof
  9. "I have to write the address?"
  10. Puts all the packages on the scale at once
  11. Awkwardly addresses and packs package at the counter
  12. Asks how much it'll cost to ship something that's not packaged
  13. Buys a single stamp
  14. "Back in my day stamps were (26 cants)"
  15. Asks for money order/change or address
  16. Asks for the arrival date after you've already said it
  17. Pays with $100
  18. Needs their label printed
  19. Mail is addressed wrong/backwards
  20. "Do you have any other box sizes"
  21. Asks for a manager(whose going to say the same thing as you)
  22. Makes you build the box for them
  23. "it's all going to the same address"
  24. "make it easier on you" -gives you change
  25. Can't find the drop box
  26. Hasn't filled out certified/return receipt
  27. "I want to mail this" (Random unpackaged items)
  28. Expects free tape
  29. 10+ packages
  30. Can't/won't/takes forever to pick stamps
  31. Illiterate/doesn't read any of the signs
  32. Doesn't know how a card reader works
  33. "And I have a number" after they already paid
  34. Stares at you instead of paying/Forgets they have to pay
  35. Already there before you've opened
  36. Slaps money on the scale before you're done
  37. "It says my package is still here"
  38. Loud children/children hit the button
  39. Walks off without receipt
  40. Sweaty chad
  41. Says no before you finish "is there anything liquid-"
  42. Can't find the "to" and "from" section
  43. Manhandles the package after it's already on the scale
  44. Can't use their words/expects you to read their mind
  45. "is that the cheapest?"/Expects youu to change the price
  46. "I thought you printed the label"
  47. Tells you everything(their life story) that got them to this point
  48. On the phone at the counter
  49. Shows up right at closing