SweatychadCan'tfind thedrop box"I couldjust driveit there"Doesn'tknow how acard readerworksStares at youinstead ofpaying/Forgetsthey have topay"I want tomail this"(Randomunpackageditems)"Back in myday stampswere (26cants)"Awkwardlyaddressesand packspackage atthe counterMail is addressedwrong/backwardsDoesn'tacknowledgeyouWalks offwithoutreceiptBuys asinglestampAsks for thearrival dateafter you'vealready saiditNeedstheir labelprintedMentionstheline/lackthereof10+packages"I have towrite theaddress?"Says nobefore youfinish "is thereanythingliquid-"Can't/won't/takesforever to pickstampsAsks how muchit'll cost to shipsomethingthat's notpackagedDoesn'tspeakEnglish"Do youhave anyother boxsizes""I thoughtyouprintedthe label"Payswith$100Hits thebutton"for fun""And I havea number"after theyalready paidMakesyou buildthe boxfor themLoudchildren/childrenhit the buttonPuts all thepackageson the scaleat onceAlreadythere beforeyou'veopenedExpects50lbpackageto cost $11Illiterate/doesn'tread any of thesignsCan't use theirwords/expectsyou to readtheir mind"make iteasier onyou" -givesyou changeAsks formoneyorder/changeor addressSlaps moneyon the scalebefore you'redoneExpectsfreetape"It saysmypackage isstill here"Hasn't filledoutcertified/returnreceiptManhandlesthe packageafter it'salready onthe scale"it's allgoing tothe sameaddress""is that thecheapest?"/Expectsyouu to change thepriceShowsup rightat closing4+Certified/ReturnreceiptOn thephone atthecounterLeavestrasheverywhereAsks for amanager(whosegoing to say thesame thing asyou)Tells youeverything(theirlife story) thatgot them to thispointCan't findthe "to"and "from"sectionSweatychadCan'tfind thedrop box"I couldjust driveit there"Doesn'tknow how acard readerworksStares at youinstead ofpaying/Forgetsthey have topay"I want tomail this"(Randomunpackageditems)"Back in myday stampswere (26cants)"Awkwardlyaddressesand packspackage atthe counterMail is addressedwrong/backwardsDoesn'tacknowledgeyouWalks offwithoutreceiptBuys asinglestampAsks for thearrival dateafter you'vealready saiditNeedstheir labelprintedMentionstheline/lackthereof10+packages"I have towrite theaddress?"Says nobefore youfinish "is thereanythingliquid-"Can't/won't/takesforever to pickstampsAsks how muchit'll cost to shipsomethingthat's notpackagedDoesn'tspeakEnglish"Do youhave anyother boxsizes""I thoughtyouprintedthe label"Payswith$100Hits thebutton"for fun""And I havea number"after theyalready paidMakesyou buildthe boxfor themLoudchildren/childrenhit the buttonPuts all thepackageson the scaleat onceAlreadythere beforeyou'veopenedExpects50lbpackageto cost $11Illiterate/doesn'tread any of thesignsCan't use theirwords/expectsyou to readtheir mind"make iteasier onyou" -givesyou changeAsks formoneyorder/changeor addressSlaps moneyon the scalebefore you'redoneExpectsfreetape"It saysmypackage isstill here"Hasn't filledoutcertified/returnreceiptManhandlesthe packageafter it'salready onthe scale"it's allgoing tothe sameaddress""is that thecheapest?"/Expectsyouu to change thepriceShowsup rightat closing4+Certified/ReturnreceiptOn thephone atthecounterLeavestrasheverywhereAsks for amanager(whosegoing to say thesame thing asyou)Tells youeverything(theirlife story) thatgot them to thispointCan't findthe "to"and "from"section

Post Office - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Sweaty chad
  2. Can't find the drop box
  3. "I could just drive it there"
  4. Doesn't know how a card reader works
  5. Stares at you instead of paying/Forgets they have to pay
  6. "I want to mail this" (Random unpackaged items)
  7. "Back in my day stamps were (26 cants)"
  8. Awkwardly addresses and packs package at the counter
  9. Mail is addressed wrong/backwards
  10. Doesn't acknowledge you
  11. Walks off without receipt
  12. Buys a single stamp
  13. Asks for the arrival date after you've already said it
  14. Needs their label printed
  15. Mentions the line/lack thereof
  16. 10+ packages
  17. "I have to write the address?"
  18. Says no before you finish "is there anything liquid-"
  19. Can't/won't/takes forever to pick stamps
  20. Asks how much it'll cost to ship something that's not packaged
  21. Doesn't speak English
  22. "Do you have any other box sizes"
  23. "I thought you printed the label"
  24. Pays with $100
  25. Hits the button "for fun"
  26. "And I have a number" after they already paid
  27. Makes you build the box for them
  28. Loud children/children hit the button
  29. Puts all the packages on the scale at once
  30. Already there before you've opened
  31. Expects 50lb package to cost $11
  32. Illiterate/doesn't read any of the signs
  33. Can't use their words/expects you to read their mind
  34. "make it easier on you" -gives you change
  35. Asks for money order/change or address
  36. Slaps money on the scale before you're done
  37. Expects free tape
  38. "It says my package is still here"
  39. Hasn't filled out certified/return receipt
  40. Manhandles the package after it's already on the scale
  41. "it's all going to the same address"
  42. "is that the cheapest?"/Expects youu to change the price
  43. Shows up right at closing
  44. 4+ Certified/Return receipt
  45. On the phone at the counter
  46. Leaves trash everywhere
  47. Asks for a manager(whose going to say the same thing as you)
  48. Tells you everything(their life story) that got them to this point
  49. Can't find the "to" and "from" section