Manhandlesthe packageafter it'salready onthe scaleHasn't filledoutcertified/returnreceiptPayswith$100"make iteasier onyou" -givesyou changeDoesn'tknow how acard readerworksDoesn'tspeakEnglish"Back in myday stampswere (26cants)""It saysmypackage isstill here"Can't use theirwords/expectsyou to readtheir mind"is that thecheapest?"/Expectsyouu to change thepriceCan't findthe "to"and "from"sectionCan'tfind thedrop box"And I havea number"after theyalready paidMakesyou buildthe boxfor themMail is addressedwrong/backwardsHits thebutton"for fun"4+Certified/ReturnreceiptShowsup rightat closingMentionstheline/lackthereof"I thoughtyouprintedthe label"10+packages"I couldjust driveit there"ExpectsfreetapeAsks formoneyorder/changeor addressSlaps moneyon the scalebefore you'redoneStares at youinstead ofpaying/Forgetsthey have topayNeedstheir labelprintedOn thephone atthecounterLoudchildren/childrenhit the buttonPuts all thepackageson the scaleat onceSays nobefore youfinish "is thereanythingliquid-"Asks for thearrival dateafter you'vealready saiditSweatychadBuys asinglestampExpects50lbpackageto cost $11Awkwardlyaddressesand packspackage atthe counterLeavestrasheverywhereCan't/won't/takesforever to pickstampsAlreadythere beforeyou'veopenedDoesn'tacknowledgeyouIlliterate/doesn'tread any of thesignsAsks how muchit'll cost to shipsomethingthat's notpackaged"it's allgoing tothe sameaddress""I want tomail this"(Randomunpackageditems)Asks for amanager(whosegoing to say thesame thing asyou)Walks offwithoutreceipt"I have towrite theaddress?""Do youhave anyother boxsizes"Tells youeverything(theirlife story) thatgot them to thispointManhandlesthe packageafter it'salready onthe scaleHasn't filledoutcertified/returnreceiptPayswith$100"make iteasier onyou" -givesyou changeDoesn'tknow how acard readerworksDoesn'tspeakEnglish"Back in myday stampswere (26cants)""It saysmypackage isstill here"Can't use theirwords/expectsyou to readtheir mind"is that thecheapest?"/Expectsyouu to change thepriceCan't findthe "to"and "from"sectionCan'tfind thedrop box"And I havea number"after theyalready paidMakesyou buildthe boxfor themMail is addressedwrong/backwardsHits thebutton"for fun"4+Certified/ReturnreceiptShowsup rightat closingMentionstheline/lackthereof"I thoughtyouprintedthe label"10+packages"I couldjust driveit there"ExpectsfreetapeAsks formoneyorder/changeor addressSlaps moneyon the scalebefore you'redoneStares at youinstead ofpaying/Forgetsthey have topayNeedstheir labelprintedOn thephone atthecounterLoudchildren/childrenhit the buttonPuts all thepackageson the scaleat onceSays nobefore youfinish "is thereanythingliquid-"Asks for thearrival dateafter you'vealready saiditSweatychadBuys asinglestampExpects50lbpackageto cost $11Awkwardlyaddressesand packspackage atthe counterLeavestrasheverywhereCan't/won't/takesforever to pickstampsAlreadythere beforeyou'veopenedDoesn'tacknowledgeyouIlliterate/doesn'tread any of thesignsAsks how muchit'll cost to shipsomethingthat's notpackaged"it's allgoing tothe sameaddress""I want tomail this"(Randomunpackageditems)Asks for amanager(whosegoing to say thesame thing asyou)Walks offwithoutreceipt"I have towrite theaddress?""Do youhave anyother boxsizes"Tells youeverything(theirlife story) thatgot them to thispoint

Post Office - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Manhandles the package after it's already on the scale
  2. Hasn't filled out certified/return receipt
  3. Pays with $100
  4. "make it easier on you" -gives you change
  5. Doesn't know how a card reader works
  6. Doesn't speak English
  7. "Back in my day stamps were (26 cants)"
  8. "It says my package is still here"
  9. Can't use their words/expects you to read their mind
  10. "is that the cheapest?"/Expects youu to change the price
  11. Can't find the "to" and "from" section
  12. Can't find the drop box
  13. "And I have a number" after they already paid
  14. Makes you build the box for them
  15. Mail is addressed wrong/backwards
  16. Hits the button "for fun"
  17. 4+ Certified/Return receipt
  18. Shows up right at closing
  19. Mentions the line/lack thereof
  20. "I thought you printed the label"
  21. 10+ packages
  22. "I could just drive it there"
  23. Expects free tape
  24. Asks for money order/change or address
  25. Slaps money on the scale before you're done
  26. Stares at you instead of paying/Forgets they have to pay
  27. Needs their label printed
  28. On the phone at the counter
  29. Loud children/children hit the button
  30. Puts all the packages on the scale at once
  31. Says no before you finish "is there anything liquid-"
  32. Asks for the arrival date after you've already said it
  33. Sweaty chad
  34. Buys a single stamp
  35. Expects 50lb package to cost $11
  36. Awkwardly addresses and packs package at the counter
  37. Leaves trash everywhere
  38. Can't/won't/takes forever to pick stamps
  39. Already there before you've opened
  40. Doesn't acknowledge you
  41. Illiterate/doesn't read any of the signs
  42. Asks how much it'll cost to ship something that's not packaged
  43. "it's all going to the same address"
  44. "I want to mail this" (Random unpackaged items)
  45. Asks for a manager(whose going to say the same thing as you)
  46. Walks off without receipt
  47. "I have to write the address?"
  48. "Do you have any other box sizes"
  49. Tells you everything(their life story) that got them to this point