"I couldjust driveit there"Payswith$10010+packagesDoesn'tspeakEnglishHasn't filledoutcertified/returnreceiptAsks for thearrival dateafter you'vealready saiditHits thebutton"for fun"Buys asinglestampCan't findthe "to"and "from"sectionCan't use theirwords/expectsyou to readtheir mindAsks for amanager(whosegoing to say thesame thing asyou)"It saysmypackage isstill here""And I havea number"after theyalready paidMentionsthe line orlackthereofManhandlesthe packageafter it'salready onthe scale"Back in myday stampswere (26cants)"Asks formoneyorder/changeor address4+Certified/Returnreceipt"is that thecheapest?"/Expectsyouu to change thepriceExpectsfreetapeLeavestrasheverywhereCan'tfind thedrop boxDoesn'tacknowledgeyouStares at youinstead ofpaying/Forgetsthey have topayShowsup rightat closingSweatychad"I have towrite theaddress?"Alreadythere beforeyou'veopenedAsks how muchit'll cost to shipsomethingthat's notpackagedMakesyou buildthe boxfor themOn thephone atthecounterAwkwardlyaddressesand packspackage atthe counter"Do youhave anyother boxsizes"Doesn'tknow how acard readerworksNeedstheir labelprintedSlaps moneyon the scalebefore you'redoneTells youeverything(theirlife story) thatgot them to thispointPuts all thepackageson the scaleat onceSays nobefore youfinish "is thereanythingliquid-"Can't/won't/takesforever to pickstamps"make iteasier onyou" -givesyou changeIlliterate/doesn'tread any of thesigns"I want tomail this"(Randomunpackageditems)Mail is addressedwrong/backwards"it's allgoing tothe sameaddress"Walks offwithoutreceiptLoudchildren/childrenhit the buttonExpects50lbpackageto cost $11"I thoughtyouprintedthe label""I couldjust driveit there"Payswith$10010+packagesDoesn'tspeakEnglishHasn't filledoutcertified/returnreceiptAsks for thearrival dateafter you'vealready saiditHits thebutton"for fun"Buys asinglestampCan't findthe "to"and "from"sectionCan't use theirwords/expectsyou to readtheir mindAsks for amanager(whosegoing to say thesame thing asyou)"It saysmypackage isstill here""And I havea number"after theyalready paidMentionsthe line orlackthereofManhandlesthe packageafter it'salready onthe scale"Back in myday stampswere (26cants)"Asks formoneyorder/changeor address4+Certified/Returnreceipt"is that thecheapest?"/Expectsyouu to change thepriceExpectsfreetapeLeavestrasheverywhereCan'tfind thedrop boxDoesn'tacknowledgeyouStares at youinstead ofpaying/Forgetsthey have topayShowsup rightat closingSweatychad"I have towrite theaddress?"Alreadythere beforeyou'veopenedAsks how muchit'll cost to shipsomethingthat's notpackagedMakesyou buildthe boxfor themOn thephone atthecounterAwkwardlyaddressesand packspackage atthe counter"Do youhave anyother boxsizes"Doesn'tknow how acard readerworksNeedstheir labelprintedSlaps moneyon the scalebefore you'redoneTells youeverything(theirlife story) thatgot them to thispointPuts all thepackageson the scaleat onceSays nobefore youfinish "is thereanythingliquid-"Can't/won't/takesforever to pickstamps"make iteasier onyou" -givesyou changeIlliterate/doesn'tread any of thesigns"I want tomail this"(Randomunpackageditems)Mail is addressedwrong/backwards"it's allgoing tothe sameaddress"Walks offwithoutreceiptLoudchildren/childrenhit the buttonExpects50lbpackageto cost $11"I thoughtyouprintedthe label"

Post Office - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "I could just drive it there"
  2. Pays with $100
  3. 10+ packages
  4. Doesn't speak English
  5. Hasn't filled out certified/return receipt
  6. Asks for the arrival date after you've already said it
  7. Hits the button "for fun"
  8. Buys a single stamp
  9. Can't find the "to" and "from" section
  10. Can't use their words/expects you to read their mind
  11. Asks for a manager(whose going to say the same thing as you)
  12. "It says my package is still here"
  13. "And I have a number" after they already paid
  14. Mentions the line or lack thereof
  15. Manhandles the package after it's already on the scale
  16. "Back in my day stamps were (26 cants)"
  17. Asks for money order/change or address
  18. 4+ Certified/Return receipt
  19. "is that the cheapest?"/Expects youu to change the price
  20. Expects free tape
  21. Leaves trash everywhere
  22. Can't find the drop box
  23. Doesn't acknowledge you
  24. Stares at you instead of paying/Forgets they have to pay
  25. Shows up right at closing
  26. Sweaty chad
  27. "I have to write the address?"
  28. Already there before you've opened
  29. Asks how much it'll cost to ship something that's not packaged
  30. Makes you build the box for them
  31. On the phone at the counter
  32. Awkwardly addresses and packs package at the counter
  33. "Do you have any other box sizes"
  34. Doesn't know how a card reader works
  35. Needs their label printed
  36. Slaps money on the scale before you're done
  37. Tells you everything(their life story) that got them to this point
  38. Puts all the packages on the scale at once
  39. Says no before you finish "is there anything liquid-"
  40. Can't/won't/takes forever to pick stamps
  41. "make it easier on you" -gives you change
  42. Illiterate/doesn't read any of the signs
  43. "I want to mail this" (Random unpackaged items)
  44. Mail is addressed wrong/backwards
  45. "it's all going to the same address"
  46. Walks off without receipt
  47. Loud children/children hit the button
  48. Expects 50lb package to cost $11
  49. "I thought you printed the label"