Manhandlesthe packageafter it'salready onthe scaleMail is addressedwrong/backwardsTells youeverything(theirlife story) thatgot them to thispointPuts all thepackageson the scaleat once"I want tomail this"(Randomunpackageditems)Showsup rightat closingAsks for amanager(whosegoing to say thesame thing asyou)Loudchildren/childrenhit the buttonSays nobefore youfinish "is thereanythingliquid-"Alreadythere beforeyou'veopened"I couldjust driveit there"LeavestrasheverywhereHits thebutton"for fun""I have towrite theaddress?"Can't use theirwords/expectsyou to readtheir mind"And I havea number"after theyalready paid"is that thecheapest?"/Expectsyouu to change thepricePayswith$100"it's allgoing tothe sameaddress"10+packages"I thoughtyouprintedthe label""Back in myday stampswere (26cants)"Illiterate/doesn'tread any of thesignsCan't/won't/takesforever to pickstampsCan'tfind thedrop boxExpectsfreetapeNeedstheir labelprintedCan't findthe "to"and "from"section"Do youhave anyother boxsizes"Walks offwithoutreceipt4+Certified/ReturnreceiptDoesn'tacknowledgeyouExpects50lbpackageto cost $11Asks for thearrival dateafter you'vealready saiditMakesyou buildthe boxfor themMentionsthe line orlackthereof"make iteasier onyou" -givesyou changeDoesn'tspeakEnglishSlaps moneyon the scalebefore you'redone"It saysmypackage isstill here"SweatychadStares at youinstead ofpaying/Forgetsthey have topayAsks how muchit'll cost to shipsomethingthat's notpackagedHasn't filledoutcertified/returnreceiptBuys asinglestampOn thephone atthecounterDoesn'tknow how acard readerworksAwkwardlyaddressesand packspackage atthe counterAsks formoneyorder/changeor addressManhandlesthe packageafter it'salready onthe scaleMail is addressedwrong/backwardsTells youeverything(theirlife story) thatgot them to thispointPuts all thepackageson the scaleat once"I want tomail this"(Randomunpackageditems)Showsup rightat closingAsks for amanager(whosegoing to say thesame thing asyou)Loudchildren/childrenhit the buttonSays nobefore youfinish "is thereanythingliquid-"Alreadythere beforeyou'veopened"I couldjust driveit there"LeavestrasheverywhereHits thebutton"for fun""I have towrite theaddress?"Can't use theirwords/expectsyou to readtheir mind"And I havea number"after theyalready paid"is that thecheapest?"/Expectsyouu to change thepricePayswith$100"it's allgoing tothe sameaddress"10+packages"I thoughtyouprintedthe label""Back in myday stampswere (26cants)"Illiterate/doesn'tread any of thesignsCan't/won't/takesforever to pickstampsCan'tfind thedrop boxExpectsfreetapeNeedstheir labelprintedCan't findthe "to"and "from"section"Do youhave anyother boxsizes"Walks offwithoutreceipt4+Certified/ReturnreceiptDoesn'tacknowledgeyouExpects50lbpackageto cost $11Asks for thearrival dateafter you'vealready saiditMakesyou buildthe boxfor themMentionsthe line orlackthereof"make iteasier onyou" -givesyou changeDoesn'tspeakEnglishSlaps moneyon the scalebefore you'redone"It saysmypackage isstill here"SweatychadStares at youinstead ofpaying/Forgetsthey have topayAsks how muchit'll cost to shipsomethingthat's notpackagedHasn't filledoutcertified/returnreceiptBuys asinglestampOn thephone atthecounterDoesn'tknow how acard readerworksAwkwardlyaddressesand packspackage atthe counterAsks formoneyorder/changeor address

Post Office - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Manhandles the package after it's already on the scale
  2. Mail is addressed wrong/backwards
  3. Tells you everything(their life story) that got them to this point
  4. Puts all the packages on the scale at once
  5. "I want to mail this" (Random unpackaged items)
  6. Shows up right at closing
  7. Asks for a manager(whose going to say the same thing as you)
  8. Loud children/children hit the button
  9. Says no before you finish "is there anything liquid-"
  10. Already there before you've opened
  11. "I could just drive it there"
  12. Leaves trash everywhere
  13. Hits the button "for fun"
  14. "I have to write the address?"
  15. Can't use their words/expects you to read their mind
  16. "And I have a number" after they already paid
  17. "is that the cheapest?"/Expects youu to change the price
  18. Pays with $100
  19. "it's all going to the same address"
  20. 10+ packages
  21. "I thought you printed the label"
  22. "Back in my day stamps were (26 cants)"
  23. Illiterate/doesn't read any of the signs
  24. Can't/won't/takes forever to pick stamps
  25. Can't find the drop box
  26. Expects free tape
  27. Needs their label printed
  28. Can't find the "to" and "from" section
  29. "Do you have any other box sizes"
  30. Walks off without receipt
  31. 4+ Certified/Return receipt
  32. Doesn't acknowledge you
  33. Expects 50lb package to cost $11
  34. Asks for the arrival date after you've already said it
  35. Makes you build the box for them
  36. Mentions the line or lack thereof
  37. "make it easier on you" -gives you change
  38. Doesn't speak English
  39. Slaps money on the scale before you're done
  40. "It says my package is still here"
  41. Sweaty chad
  42. Stares at you instead of paying/Forgets they have to pay
  43. Asks how much it'll cost to ship something that's not packaged
  44. Hasn't filled out certified/return receipt
  45. Buys a single stamp
  46. On the phone at the counter
  47. Doesn't know how a card reader works
  48. Awkwardly addresses and packs package at the counter
  49. Asks for money order/change or address