Ira makes aninappropriatejokePhilip tries toget drunk sohe doesn’thave to watchIsabellaHannahdoes the MaNishtana inFrenchFREE!Ira switchessomeone’swater forvodkaForcesthe waiterto trymarror“Ira leadus inhallel”“Let’s dothis againtomorrownight”“I sang theMa Nishtanaeven after Igot married!”The familynext to ushas bettervoicesSingsoff key“Dideveryone getthe marrordownthere??”SomeoneorderstwoentreesIra readsGabeMehler’sdvar TorahDad givesUncle ArnieAfikomento hideKira andEmmadon’t sing“Everyonelick yourpinky”Mom makespinky artwith thegrape juice“Rememberwhen donnyvomited…”“Unkulink”Someoneannouncesthe time atthe end ofthe SederShimmyspends thewhole sedercatching up“Now wewashwithout aBracha!”“LshanaHabaBJerusalemof Gold!”Someonementionsthe PGADad doesMickeyMouse earswith MatzaSomeonedisappearsmid-sederTaramakes itpastMaggid“MmmOrly didyou makethis?”“We’renever doingpesach athome again”Laughsduring theholocaustparagraphEliana makesa commentthat she’sfinally not theyoungestSpillswine“Complaintdepartmentis closed”“We’regonna waituntileveryonehas”Rememberingthe grandmasIra makes aninappropriatejokePhilip tries toget drunk sohe doesn’thave to watchIsabellaHannahdoes the MaNishtana inFrenchFREE!Ira switchessomeone’swater forvodkaForcesthe waiterto trymarror“Ira leadus inhallel”“Let’s dothis againtomorrownight”“I sang theMa Nishtanaeven after Igot married!”The familynext to ushas bettervoicesSingsoff key“Dideveryone getthe marrordownthere??”SomeoneorderstwoentreesIra readsGabeMehler’sdvar TorahDad givesUncle ArnieAfikomento hideKira andEmmadon’t sing“Everyonelick yourpinky”Mom makespinky artwith thegrape juice“Rememberwhen donnyvomited…”“Unkulink”Someoneannouncesthe time atthe end ofthe SederShimmyspends thewhole sedercatching up“Now wewashwithout aBracha!”“LshanaHabaBJerusalemof Gold!”Someonementionsthe PGADad doesMickeyMouse earswith MatzaSomeonedisappearsmid-sederTaramakes itpastMaggid“MmmOrly didyou makethis?”“We’renever doingpesach athome again”Laughsduring theholocaustparagraphEliana makesa commentthat she’sfinally not theyoungestSpillswine“Complaintdepartmentis closed”“We’regonna waituntileveryonehas”Rememberingthe grandmas

Steinberg Pesach Seder - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. O-Ira makes an inappropriate joke
  2. I-Philip tries to get drunk so he doesn’t have to watch Isabella
  3. B-Hannah does the Ma Nishtana in French
  4. G-FREE!
  5. O-Ira switches someone’s water for vodka
  6. N-Forces the waiter to try marror
  7. O-“Ira lead us in hallel”
  8. O-“Let’s do this again tomorrow night”
  9. B-“I sang the Ma Nishtana even after I got married!”
  10. B-The family next to us has better voices
  11. O-Sings off key
  12. O-“Did everyone get the marror down there??”
  13. G-Someone orders two entrees
  14. O-Ira reads Gabe Mehler’s dvar Torah
  15. O-Dad gives Uncle Arnie Afikomen to hide
  16. O-Kira and Emma don’t sing
  17. N-“Everyone lick your pinky”
  18. N-Mom makes pinky art with the grape juice
  19. G-“Remember when donny vomited…”
  20. I-“Unkulink”
  21. B-Someone announces the time at the end of the Seder
  22. G-Shimmy spends the whole seder catching up
  23. I-“Now we wash without a Bracha!”
  24. B-“Lshana Haba BJerusalem of Gold!”
  25. I-Someone mentions the PGA
  26. G-Dad does Mickey Mouse ears with Matza
  27. O-Someone disappears mid-seder
  28. O-Tara makes it past Maggid
  29. B-“Mmm Orly did you make this?”
  30. I-“We’re never doing pesach at home again”
  31. N-Laughs during the holocaust paragraph
  32. N-Eliana makes a comment that she’s finally not the youngest
  33. I-Spills wine
  34. O-“Complaint department is closed”
  35. N-“We’re gonna wait until everyone has”
  36. G-Remembering the grandmas