If yourfriendsjumped off abridge,would you?Moneydoesn’tgrow ontreesI’m not ataxi/uberserviceWhen Iwas yourage……There isnot WHYafter NOAlways wearcleanunderwear incase you getin an accidentDon’t cryoverspilledmilkI’m notthemaidWhat part of“no” did younotunderstand?Stop cryingbefore I giveyousomething tocry aboutDid thatsound likeyou had achoice?Eat what Icook, orgo to bedhungryI loveyouCall/textme whenyou getthereThere arestarvingkids inAfricaI will smackthose eyesout yourheadI don’tknow isnot ananswerMyhouse,my rulesYour first,middle, andlast nameshouted!You betterwipe thatlook offyour faceAin’t nosuch wordas ain’tWhen youhave kids,you’llunderstandI wasn’tbornyesterdayI broughtyou into thisworld, I’lltake you outWhen we getin this store,don’t touchnothingDo as Isay, notas I doBecause Isaid so…that’s whyAsk a stupidquestion;get a stupidanswerFirst of all,checkyourattitudeYou madeyour bednow lay init!To sick forschool; tosick to gooutsideIf yourfriendsjumped off abridge,would you?Moneydoesn’tgrow ontreesI’m not ataxi/uberserviceWhen Iwas yourage……There isnot WHYafter NOAlways wearcleanunderwear incase you getin an accidentDon’t cryoverspilledmilkI’m notthemaidWhat part of“no” did younotunderstand?Stop cryingbefore I giveyousomething tocry aboutDid thatsound likeyou had achoice?Eat what Icook, orgo to bedhungryI loveyouCall/textme whenyou getthereThere arestarvingkids inAfricaI will smackthose eyesout yourheadI don’tknow isnot ananswerMyhouse,my rulesYour first,middle, andlast nameshouted!You betterwipe thatlook offyour faceAin’t nosuch wordas ain’tWhen youhave kids,you’llunderstandI wasn’tbornyesterdayI broughtyou into thisworld, I’lltake you outWhen we getin this store,don’t touchnothingDo as Isay, notas I doBecause Isaid so…that’s whyAsk a stupidquestion;get a stupidanswerFirst of all,checkyourattitudeYou madeyour bednow lay init!To sick forschool; tosick to gooutside

MOMisms - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?
  2. Money doesn’t grow on trees
  3. I’m not a taxi/uber service
  4. When I was your age……
  5. There is not WHY after NO
  6. Always wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident
  7. Don’t cry over spilled milk
  8. I’m not the maid
  9. What part of “no” did you not understand?
  10. Stop crying before I give you something to cry about
  11. Did that sound like you had a choice?
  12. Eat what I cook, or go to bed hungry
  13. I love you
  14. Call/text me when you get there
  15. There are starving kids in Africa
  16. I will smack those eyes out your head
  17. I don’t know is not an answer
  18. My house, my rules
  19. Your first, middle, and last name shouted!
  20. You better wipe that look off your face
  21. Ain’t no such word as ain’t
  22. When you have kids, you’ll understand
  23. I wasn’t born yesterday
  24. I brought you into this world, I’ll take you out
  25. When we get in this store, don’t touch nothing
  26. Do as I say, not as I do
  27. Because I said so…that’s why
  28. Ask a stupid question; get a stupid answer
  29. First of all, check your attitude
  30. You made your bed now lay in it!
  31. To sick for school; to sick to go outside