Do as Isay, notas I doFirst of all,checkyourattitudeAin’t nosuch wordas ain’tAsk a stupidquestion;get a stupidanswerDid thatsound likeyou had achoice?I don’tknow isnot ananswerI’m not ataxi/uberserviceWhen youhave kids,you’llunderstandThere isnot WHYafter NOAlways wearcleanunderwear incase you getin an accidentWhen we getin this store,don’t touchnothingI broughtyou into thisworld, I’lltake you outDon’t cryoverspilledmilkMyhouse,my rulesI’m notthemaidTo sick forschool; tosick to gooutsideEat what Icook, orgo to bedhungryMoneydoesn’tgrow ontreesCall/textme whenyou getthereIf yourfriendsjumped off abridge,would you?When Iwas yourage……Because Isaid so…that’s whyStop cryingbefore I giveyousomething tocry aboutThere arestarvingkids inAfricaI loveyouI wasn’tbornyesterdayYou madeyour bednow lay init!What part of“no” did younotunderstand?Your first,middle, andlast nameshouted!I will smackthose eyesout yourheadYou betterwipe thatlook offyour faceDo as Isay, notas I doFirst of all,checkyourattitudeAin’t nosuch wordas ain’tAsk a stupidquestion;get a stupidanswerDid thatsound likeyou had achoice?I don’tknow isnot ananswerI’m not ataxi/uberserviceWhen youhave kids,you’llunderstandThere isnot WHYafter NOAlways wearcleanunderwear incase you getin an accidentWhen we getin this store,don’t touchnothingI broughtyou into thisworld, I’lltake you outDon’t cryoverspilledmilkMyhouse,my rulesI’m notthemaidTo sick forschool; tosick to gooutsideEat what Icook, orgo to bedhungryMoneydoesn’tgrow ontreesCall/textme whenyou getthereIf yourfriendsjumped off abridge,would you?When Iwas yourage……Because Isaid so…that’s whyStop cryingbefore I giveyousomething tocry aboutThere arestarvingkids inAfricaI loveyouI wasn’tbornyesterdayYou madeyour bednow lay init!What part of“no” did younotunderstand?Your first,middle, andlast nameshouted!I will smackthose eyesout yourheadYou betterwipe thatlook offyour face

MOMisms - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Do as I say, not as I do
  2. First of all, check your attitude
  3. Ain’t no such word as ain’t
  4. Ask a stupid question; get a stupid answer
  5. Did that sound like you had a choice?
  6. I don’t know is not an answer
  7. I’m not a taxi/uber service
  8. When you have kids, you’ll understand
  9. There is not WHY after NO
  10. Always wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident
  11. When we get in this store, don’t touch nothing
  12. I brought you into this world, I’ll take you out
  13. Don’t cry over spilled milk
  14. My house, my rules
  15. I’m not the maid
  16. To sick for school; to sick to go outside
  17. Eat what I cook, or go to bed hungry
  18. Money doesn’t grow on trees
  19. Call/text me when you get there
  20. If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?
  21. When I was your age……
  22. Because I said so…that’s why
  23. Stop crying before I give you something to cry about
  24. There are starving kids in Africa
  25. I love you
  26. I wasn’t born yesterday
  27. You made your bed now lay in it!
  28. What part of “no” did you not understand?
  29. Your first, middle, and last name shouted!
  30. I will smack those eyes out your head
  31. You better wipe that look off your face