I’m not ataxi/uberserviceDo as Isay, notas I doEat what Icook, orgo to bedhungryBecause Isaid so…that’s whyStop cryingbefore I giveyousomething tocry aboutWhat part of“no” did younotunderstand?Myhouse,my rulesDid thatsound likeyou had achoice?When youhave kids,you’llunderstandDon’t cryoverspilledmilkI will smackthose eyesout yourheadMoneydoesn’tgrow ontreesYou madeyour bednow lay init!When Iwas yourage……Call/textme whenyou getthereAin’t nosuch wordas ain’tWhen we getin this store,don’t touchnothingI’m notthemaidI broughtyou into thisworld, I’lltake you outI loveyouYour first,middle, andlast nameshouted!There arestarvingkids inAfricaI don’tknow isnot ananswerIf yourfriendsjumped off abridge,would you?I wasn’tbornyesterdayThere isnot WHYafter NOAsk a stupidquestion;get a stupidanswerFirst of all,checkyourattitudeYou betterwipe thatlook offyour faceTo sick forschool; tosick to gooutsideAlways wearcleanunderwear incase you getin an accidentI’m not ataxi/uberserviceDo as Isay, notas I doEat what Icook, orgo to bedhungryBecause Isaid so…that’s whyStop cryingbefore I giveyousomething tocry aboutWhat part of“no” did younotunderstand?Myhouse,my rulesDid thatsound likeyou had achoice?When youhave kids,you’llunderstandDon’t cryoverspilledmilkI will smackthose eyesout yourheadMoneydoesn’tgrow ontreesYou madeyour bednow lay init!When Iwas yourage……Call/textme whenyou getthereAin’t nosuch wordas ain’tWhen we getin this store,don’t touchnothingI’m notthemaidI broughtyou into thisworld, I’lltake you outI loveyouYour first,middle, andlast nameshouted!There arestarvingkids inAfricaI don’tknow isnot ananswerIf yourfriendsjumped off abridge,would you?I wasn’tbornyesterdayThere isnot WHYafter NOAsk a stupidquestion;get a stupidanswerFirst of all,checkyourattitudeYou betterwipe thatlook offyour faceTo sick forschool; tosick to gooutsideAlways wearcleanunderwear incase you getin an accident

MOMisms - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I’m not a taxi/uber service
  2. Do as I say, not as I do
  3. Eat what I cook, or go to bed hungry
  4. Because I said so…that’s why
  5. Stop crying before I give you something to cry about
  6. What part of “no” did you not understand?
  7. My house, my rules
  8. Did that sound like you had a choice?
  9. When you have kids, you’ll understand
  10. Don’t cry over spilled milk
  11. I will smack those eyes out your head
  12. Money doesn’t grow on trees
  13. You made your bed now lay in it!
  14. When I was your age……
  15. Call/text me when you get there
  16. Ain’t no such word as ain’t
  17. When we get in this store, don’t touch nothing
  18. I’m not the maid
  19. I brought you into this world, I’ll take you out
  20. I love you
  21. Your first, middle, and last name shouted!
  22. There are starving kids in Africa
  23. I don’t know is not an answer
  24. If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?
  25. I wasn’t born yesterday
  26. There is not WHY after NO
  27. Ask a stupid question; get a stupid answer
  28. First of all, check your attitude
  29. You better wipe that look off your face
  30. To sick for school; to sick to go outside
  31. Always wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident