I’m notthemaidThere isnot WHYafter NOYou madeyour bednow lay init!If yourfriendsjumped off abridge,would you?Call/textme whenyou getthereAlways wearcleanunderwear incase you getin an accidentYou betterwipe thatlook offyour faceI broughtyou into thisworld, I’lltake you outI don’tknow isnot ananswerAsk a stupidquestion;get a stupidanswerI’m not ataxi/uberserviceDo as Isay, notas I doDon’t cryoverspilledmilkWhen we getin this store,don’t touchnothingMyhouse,my rulesThere arestarvingkids inAfricaWhen youhave kids,you’llunderstandEat what Icook, orgo to bedhungryStop cryingbefore I giveyousomething tocry aboutI wasn’tbornyesterdayAin’t nosuch wordas ain’tBecause Isaid so…that’s whyWhat part of“no” did younotunderstand?I loveyouMoneydoesn’tgrow ontreesI will smackthose eyesout yourheadDid thatsound likeyou had achoice?First of all,checkyourattitudeWhen Iwas yourage……Your first,middle, andlast nameshouted!To sick forschool; tosick to gooutsideI’m notthemaidThere isnot WHYafter NOYou madeyour bednow lay init!If yourfriendsjumped off abridge,would you?Call/textme whenyou getthereAlways wearcleanunderwear incase you getin an accidentYou betterwipe thatlook offyour faceI broughtyou into thisworld, I’lltake you outI don’tknow isnot ananswerAsk a stupidquestion;get a stupidanswerI’m not ataxi/uberserviceDo as Isay, notas I doDon’t cryoverspilledmilkWhen we getin this store,don’t touchnothingMyhouse,my rulesThere arestarvingkids inAfricaWhen youhave kids,you’llunderstandEat what Icook, orgo to bedhungryStop cryingbefore I giveyousomething tocry aboutI wasn’tbornyesterdayAin’t nosuch wordas ain’tBecause Isaid so…that’s whyWhat part of“no” did younotunderstand?I loveyouMoneydoesn’tgrow ontreesI will smackthose eyesout yourheadDid thatsound likeyou had achoice?First of all,checkyourattitudeWhen Iwas yourage……Your first,middle, andlast nameshouted!To sick forschool; tosick to gooutside

MOMisms - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I’m not the maid
  2. There is not WHY after NO
  3. You made your bed now lay in it!
  4. If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?
  5. Call/text me when you get there
  6. Always wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident
  7. You better wipe that look off your face
  8. I brought you into this world, I’ll take you out
  9. I don’t know is not an answer
  10. Ask a stupid question; get a stupid answer
  11. I’m not a taxi/uber service
  12. Do as I say, not as I do
  13. Don’t cry over spilled milk
  14. When we get in this store, don’t touch nothing
  15. My house, my rules
  16. There are starving kids in Africa
  17. When you have kids, you’ll understand
  18. Eat what I cook, or go to bed hungry
  19. Stop crying before I give you something to cry about
  20. I wasn’t born yesterday
  21. Ain’t no such word as ain’t
  22. Because I said so…that’s why
  23. What part of “no” did you not understand?
  24. I love you
  25. Money doesn’t grow on trees
  26. I will smack those eyes out your head
  27. Did that sound like you had a choice?
  28. First of all, check your attitude
  29. When I was your age……
  30. Your first, middle, and last name shouted!
  31. To sick for school; to sick to go outside