When youhave kids,you’llunderstandEat what Icook, orgo to bedhungryI loveyouStop cryingbefore I giveyousomething tocry aboutI’m not ataxi/uberserviceIf yourfriendsjumped off abridge,would you?Did thatsound likeyou had achoice?Ain’t nosuch wordas ain’tWhen Iwas yourage……First of all,checkyourattitudeAlways wearcleanunderwear incase you getin an accidentThere isnot WHYafter NOYour first,middle, andlast nameshouted!When we getin this store,don’t touchnothingCall/textme whenyou getthereBecause Isaid so…that’s whyDo as Isay, notas I doYou madeyour bednow lay init!Ask a stupidquestion;get a stupidanswerI wasn’tbornyesterdayTo sick forschool; tosick to gooutsideThere arestarvingkids inAfricaMoneydoesn’tgrow ontreesMyhouse,my rulesI don’tknow isnot ananswerDon’t cryoverspilledmilkWhat part of“no” did younotunderstand?I will smackthose eyesout yourheadI’m notthemaidI broughtyou into thisworld, I’lltake you outYou betterwipe thatlook offyour faceWhen youhave kids,you’llunderstandEat what Icook, orgo to bedhungryI loveyouStop cryingbefore I giveyousomething tocry aboutI’m not ataxi/uberserviceIf yourfriendsjumped off abridge,would you?Did thatsound likeyou had achoice?Ain’t nosuch wordas ain’tWhen Iwas yourage……First of all,checkyourattitudeAlways wearcleanunderwear incase you getin an accidentThere isnot WHYafter NOYour first,middle, andlast nameshouted!When we getin this store,don’t touchnothingCall/textme whenyou getthereBecause Isaid so…that’s whyDo as Isay, notas I doYou madeyour bednow lay init!Ask a stupidquestion;get a stupidanswerI wasn’tbornyesterdayTo sick forschool; tosick to gooutsideThere arestarvingkids inAfricaMoneydoesn’tgrow ontreesMyhouse,my rulesI don’tknow isnot ananswerDon’t cryoverspilledmilkWhat part of“no” did younotunderstand?I will smackthose eyesout yourheadI’m notthemaidI broughtyou into thisworld, I’lltake you outYou betterwipe thatlook offyour face

MOMisms - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. When you have kids, you’ll understand
  2. Eat what I cook, or go to bed hungry
  3. I love you
  4. Stop crying before I give you something to cry about
  5. I’m not a taxi/uber service
  6. If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?
  7. Did that sound like you had a choice?
  8. Ain’t no such word as ain’t
  9. When I was your age……
  10. First of all, check your attitude
  11. Always wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident
  12. There is not WHY after NO
  13. Your first, middle, and last name shouted!
  14. When we get in this store, don’t touch nothing
  15. Call/text me when you get there
  16. Because I said so…that’s why
  17. Do as I say, not as I do
  18. You made your bed now lay in it!
  19. Ask a stupid question; get a stupid answer
  20. I wasn’t born yesterday
  21. To sick for school; to sick to go outside
  22. There are starving kids in Africa
  23. Money doesn’t grow on trees
  24. My house, my rules
  25. I don’t know is not an answer
  26. Don’t cry over spilled milk
  27. What part of “no” did you not understand?
  28. I will smack those eyes out your head
  29. I’m not the maid
  30. I brought you into this world, I’ll take you out
  31. You better wipe that look off your face