Moneydoesn’tgrow ontreesI will smackthose eyesout yourheadFirst of all,checkyourattitudeWhat part of“no” did younotunderstand?To sick forschool; tosick to gooutsideYou betterwipe thatlook offyour faceThere arestarvingkids inAfricaYour first,middle, andlast nameshouted!When we getin this store,don’t touchnothingI loveyouI broughtyou into thisworld, I’lltake you outDo as Isay, notas I doThere isnot WHYafter NOMyhouse,my rulesAsk a stupidquestion;get a stupidanswerI don’tknow isnot ananswerI’m notthemaidWhen Iwas yourage……You madeyour bednow lay init!I wasn’tbornyesterdayBecause Isaid so…that’s whyCall/textme whenyou getthereDon’t cryoverspilledmilkAlways wearcleanunderwear incase you getin an accidentI’m not ataxi/uberserviceIf yourfriendsjumped off abridge,would you?Stop cryingbefore I giveyousomething tocry aboutWhen youhave kids,you’llunderstandEat what Icook, orgo to bedhungryDid thatsound likeyou had achoice?Ain’t nosuch wordas ain’tMoneydoesn’tgrow ontreesI will smackthose eyesout yourheadFirst of all,checkyourattitudeWhat part of“no” did younotunderstand?To sick forschool; tosick to gooutsideYou betterwipe thatlook offyour faceThere arestarvingkids inAfricaYour first,middle, andlast nameshouted!When we getin this store,don’t touchnothingI loveyouI broughtyou into thisworld, I’lltake you outDo as Isay, notas I doThere isnot WHYafter NOMyhouse,my rulesAsk a stupidquestion;get a stupidanswerI don’tknow isnot ananswerI’m notthemaidWhen Iwas yourage……You madeyour bednow lay init!I wasn’tbornyesterdayBecause Isaid so…that’s whyCall/textme whenyou getthereDon’t cryoverspilledmilkAlways wearcleanunderwear incase you getin an accidentI’m not ataxi/uberserviceIf yourfriendsjumped off abridge,would you?Stop cryingbefore I giveyousomething tocry aboutWhen youhave kids,you’llunderstandEat what Icook, orgo to bedhungryDid thatsound likeyou had achoice?Ain’t nosuch wordas ain’t

MOMisms - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Money doesn’t grow on trees
  2. I will smack those eyes out your head
  3. First of all, check your attitude
  4. What part of “no” did you not understand?
  5. To sick for school; to sick to go outside
  6. You better wipe that look off your face
  7. There are starving kids in Africa
  8. Your first, middle, and last name shouted!
  9. When we get in this store, don’t touch nothing
  10. I love you
  11. I brought you into this world, I’ll take you out
  12. Do as I say, not as I do
  13. There is not WHY after NO
  14. My house, my rules
  15. Ask a stupid question; get a stupid answer
  16. I don’t know is not an answer
  17. I’m not the maid
  18. When I was your age……
  19. You made your bed now lay in it!
  20. I wasn’t born yesterday
  21. Because I said so…that’s why
  22. Call/text me when you get there
  23. Don’t cry over spilled milk
  24. Always wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident
  25. I’m not a taxi/uber service
  26. If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?
  27. Stop crying before I give you something to cry about
  28. When you have kids, you’ll understand
  29. Eat what I cook, or go to bed hungry
  30. Did that sound like you had a choice?
  31. Ain’t no such word as ain’t