Call/textme whenyou getthereI loveyouDo as Isay, notas I doWhat part of“no” did younotunderstand?I’m not ataxi/uberserviceI don’tknow isnot ananswerThere isnot WHYafter NOAsk a stupidquestion;get a stupidanswerIf yourfriendsjumped off abridge,would you?Myhouse,my rulesI broughtyou into thisworld, I’lltake you outAin’t nosuch wordas ain’tI wasn’tbornyesterdayTo sick forschool; tosick to gooutsideFirst of all,checkyourattitudeDid thatsound likeyou had achoice?Stop cryingbefore I giveyousomething tocry aboutWhen we getin this store,don’t touchnothingMoneydoesn’tgrow ontreesWhen Iwas yourage……Don’t cryoverspilledmilkYou madeyour bednow lay init!You betterwipe thatlook offyour faceWhen youhave kids,you’llunderstandYour first,middle, andlast nameshouted!Eat what Icook, orgo to bedhungryI’m notthemaidBecause Isaid so…that’s whyAlways wearcleanunderwear incase you getin an accidentI will smackthose eyesout yourheadThere arestarvingkids inAfricaCall/textme whenyou getthereI loveyouDo as Isay, notas I doWhat part of“no” did younotunderstand?I’m not ataxi/uberserviceI don’tknow isnot ananswerThere isnot WHYafter NOAsk a stupidquestion;get a stupidanswerIf yourfriendsjumped off abridge,would you?Myhouse,my rulesI broughtyou into thisworld, I’lltake you outAin’t nosuch wordas ain’tI wasn’tbornyesterdayTo sick forschool; tosick to gooutsideFirst of all,checkyourattitudeDid thatsound likeyou had achoice?Stop cryingbefore I giveyousomething tocry aboutWhen we getin this store,don’t touchnothingMoneydoesn’tgrow ontreesWhen Iwas yourage……Don’t cryoverspilledmilkYou madeyour bednow lay init!You betterwipe thatlook offyour faceWhen youhave kids,you’llunderstandYour first,middle, andlast nameshouted!Eat what Icook, orgo to bedhungryI’m notthemaidBecause Isaid so…that’s whyAlways wearcleanunderwear incase you getin an accidentI will smackthose eyesout yourheadThere arestarvingkids inAfrica

MOMisms - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
  1. Call/text me when you get there
  2. I love you
  3. Do as I say, not as I do
  4. What part of “no” did you not understand?
  5. I’m not a taxi/uber service
  6. I don’t know is not an answer
  7. There is not WHY after NO
  8. Ask a stupid question; get a stupid answer
  9. If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?
  10. My house, my rules
  11. I brought you into this world, I’ll take you out
  12. Ain’t no such word as ain’t
  13. I wasn’t born yesterday
  14. To sick for school; to sick to go outside
  15. First of all, check your attitude
  16. Did that sound like you had a choice?
  17. Stop crying before I give you something to cry about
  18. When we get in this store, don’t touch nothing
  19. Money doesn’t grow on trees
  20. When I was your age……
  21. Don’t cry over spilled milk
  22. You made your bed now lay in it!
  23. You better wipe that look off your face
  24. When you have kids, you’ll understand
  25. Your first, middle, and last name shouted!
  26. Eat what I cook, or go to bed hungry
  27. I’m not the maid
  28. Because I said so…that’s why
  29. Always wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident
  30. I will smack those eyes out your head
  31. There are starving kids in Africa