Ain’t nosuch wordas ain’tTo sick forschool; tosick to gooutsideDo as Isay, notas I doAlways wearcleanunderwear incase you getin an accidentIf yourfriendsjumped off abridge,would you?You madeyour bednow lay init!Your first,middle, andlast nameshouted!Did thatsound likeyou had achoice?Because Isaid so…that’s whyAsk a stupidquestion;get a stupidanswerI loveyouI will smackthose eyesout yourheadMyhouse,my rulesWhen youhave kids,you’llunderstandI’m not ataxi/uberserviceStop cryingbefore I giveyousomething tocry aboutI wasn’tbornyesterdayThere arestarvingkids inAfricaI don’tknow isnot ananswerI’m notthemaidCall/textme whenyou getthereThere isnot WHYafter NOI broughtyou into thisworld, I’lltake you outMoneydoesn’tgrow ontreesDon’t cryoverspilledmilkEat what Icook, orgo to bedhungryYou betterwipe thatlook offyour faceWhat part of“no” did younotunderstand?When Iwas yourage……First of all,checkyourattitudeWhen we getin this store,don’t touchnothingAin’t nosuch wordas ain’tTo sick forschool; tosick to gooutsideDo as Isay, notas I doAlways wearcleanunderwear incase you getin an accidentIf yourfriendsjumped off abridge,would you?You madeyour bednow lay init!Your first,middle, andlast nameshouted!Did thatsound likeyou had achoice?Because Isaid so…that’s whyAsk a stupidquestion;get a stupidanswerI loveyouI will smackthose eyesout yourheadMyhouse,my rulesWhen youhave kids,you’llunderstandI’m not ataxi/uberserviceStop cryingbefore I giveyousomething tocry aboutI wasn’tbornyesterdayThere arestarvingkids inAfricaI don’tknow isnot ananswerI’m notthemaidCall/textme whenyou getthereThere isnot WHYafter NOI broughtyou into thisworld, I’lltake you outMoneydoesn’tgrow ontreesDon’t cryoverspilledmilkEat what Icook, orgo to bedhungryYou betterwipe thatlook offyour faceWhat part of“no” did younotunderstand?When Iwas yourage……First of all,checkyourattitudeWhen we getin this store,don’t touchnothing

MOMisms - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Ain’t no such word as ain’t
  2. To sick for school; to sick to go outside
  3. Do as I say, not as I do
  4. Always wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident
  5. If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?
  6. You made your bed now lay in it!
  7. Your first, middle, and last name shouted!
  8. Did that sound like you had a choice?
  9. Because I said so…that’s why
  10. Ask a stupid question; get a stupid answer
  11. I love you
  12. I will smack those eyes out your head
  13. My house, my rules
  14. When you have kids, you’ll understand
  15. I’m not a taxi/uber service
  16. Stop crying before I give you something to cry about
  17. I wasn’t born yesterday
  18. There are starving kids in Africa
  19. I don’t know is not an answer
  20. I’m not the maid
  21. Call/text me when you get there
  22. There is not WHY after NO
  23. I brought you into this world, I’ll take you out
  24. Money doesn’t grow on trees
  25. Don’t cry over spilled milk
  26. Eat what I cook, or go to bed hungry
  27. You better wipe that look off your face
  28. What part of “no” did you not understand?
  29. When I was your age……
  30. First of all, check your attitude
  31. When we get in this store, don’t touch nothing