When youhave kids,you’llunderstandTo sick forschool; tosick to gooutsideWhen Iwas yourage……Stop cryingbefore I giveyousomething tocry aboutCall/textme whenyou getthereYour first,middle, andlast nameshouted!I don’tknow isnot ananswerI broughtyou into thisworld, I’lltake you outDon’t cryoverspilledmilkThere arestarvingkids inAfricaYou betterwipe thatlook offyour faceAsk a stupidquestion;get a stupidanswerMyhouse,my rulesI will smackthose eyesout yourheadWhat part of“no” did younotunderstand?There isnot WHYafter NOEat what Icook, orgo to bedhungryIf yourfriendsjumped off abridge,would you?I wasn’tbornyesterdayYou madeyour bednow lay init!Did thatsound likeyou had achoice?Moneydoesn’tgrow ontreesWhen we getin this store,don’t touchnothingI’m notthemaidDo as Isay, notas I doAlways wearcleanunderwear incase you getin an accidentBecause Isaid so…that’s whyAin’t nosuch wordas ain’tI loveyouFirst of all,checkyourattitudeI’m not ataxi/uberserviceWhen youhave kids,you’llunderstandTo sick forschool; tosick to gooutsideWhen Iwas yourage……Stop cryingbefore I giveyousomething tocry aboutCall/textme whenyou getthereYour first,middle, andlast nameshouted!I don’tknow isnot ananswerI broughtyou into thisworld, I’lltake you outDon’t cryoverspilledmilkThere arestarvingkids inAfricaYou betterwipe thatlook offyour faceAsk a stupidquestion;get a stupidanswerMyhouse,my rulesI will smackthose eyesout yourheadWhat part of“no” did younotunderstand?There isnot WHYafter NOEat what Icook, orgo to bedhungryIf yourfriendsjumped off abridge,would you?I wasn’tbornyesterdayYou madeyour bednow lay init!Did thatsound likeyou had achoice?Moneydoesn’tgrow ontreesWhen we getin this store,don’t touchnothingI’m notthemaidDo as Isay, notas I doAlways wearcleanunderwear incase you getin an accidentBecause Isaid so…that’s whyAin’t nosuch wordas ain’tI loveyouFirst of all,checkyourattitudeI’m not ataxi/uberservice

MOMisms - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. When you have kids, you’ll understand
  2. To sick for school; to sick to go outside
  3. When I was your age……
  4. Stop crying before I give you something to cry about
  5. Call/text me when you get there
  6. Your first, middle, and last name shouted!
  7. I don’t know is not an answer
  8. I brought you into this world, I’ll take you out
  9. Don’t cry over spilled milk
  10. There are starving kids in Africa
  11. You better wipe that look off your face
  12. Ask a stupid question; get a stupid answer
  13. My house, my rules
  14. I will smack those eyes out your head
  15. What part of “no” did you not understand?
  16. There is not WHY after NO
  17. Eat what I cook, or go to bed hungry
  18. If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?
  19. I wasn’t born yesterday
  20. You made your bed now lay in it!
  21. Did that sound like you had a choice?
  22. Money doesn’t grow on trees
  23. When we get in this store, don’t touch nothing
  24. I’m not the maid
  25. Do as I say, not as I do
  26. Always wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident
  27. Because I said so…that’s why
  28. Ain’t no such word as ain’t
  29. I love you
  30. First of all, check your attitude
  31. I’m not a taxi/uber service