Eat what Icook, orgo to bedhungryAin’t nosuch wordas ain’tStop cryingbefore I giveyousomething tocry aboutI will smackthose eyesout yourheadWhen we getin this store,don’t touchnothingDon’t cryoverspilledmilkI don’tknow isnot ananswerYou madeyour bednow lay init!Because Isaid so…that’s whyAlways wearcleanunderwear incase you getin an accidentIf yourfriendsjumped off abridge,would you?Myhouse,my rulesWhen Iwas yourage……What part of“no” did younotunderstand?I broughtyou into thisworld, I’lltake you outYou betterwipe thatlook offyour faceThere isnot WHYafter NODo as Isay, notas I doTo sick forschool; tosick to gooutsideI loveyouWhen youhave kids,you’llunderstandThere arestarvingkids inAfricaYour first,middle, andlast nameshouted!First of all,checkyourattitudeI wasn’tbornyesterdayAsk a stupidquestion;get a stupidanswerDid thatsound likeyou had achoice?I’m notthemaidCall/textme whenyou getthereI’m not ataxi/uberserviceMoneydoesn’tgrow ontreesEat what Icook, orgo to bedhungryAin’t nosuch wordas ain’tStop cryingbefore I giveyousomething tocry aboutI will smackthose eyesout yourheadWhen we getin this store,don’t touchnothingDon’t cryoverspilledmilkI don’tknow isnot ananswerYou madeyour bednow lay init!Because Isaid so…that’s whyAlways wearcleanunderwear incase you getin an accidentIf yourfriendsjumped off abridge,would you?Myhouse,my rulesWhen Iwas yourage……What part of“no” did younotunderstand?I broughtyou into thisworld, I’lltake you outYou betterwipe thatlook offyour faceThere isnot WHYafter NODo as Isay, notas I doTo sick forschool; tosick to gooutsideI loveyouWhen youhave kids,you’llunderstandThere arestarvingkids inAfricaYour first,middle, andlast nameshouted!First of all,checkyourattitudeI wasn’tbornyesterdayAsk a stupidquestion;get a stupidanswerDid thatsound likeyou had achoice?I’m notthemaidCall/textme whenyou getthereI’m not ataxi/uberserviceMoneydoesn’tgrow ontrees

MOMisms - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Eat what I cook, or go to bed hungry
  2. Ain’t no such word as ain’t
  3. Stop crying before I give you something to cry about
  4. I will smack those eyes out your head
  5. When we get in this store, don’t touch nothing
  6. Don’t cry over spilled milk
  7. I don’t know is not an answer
  8. You made your bed now lay in it!
  9. Because I said so…that’s why
  10. Always wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident
  11. If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?
  12. My house, my rules
  13. When I was your age……
  14. What part of “no” did you not understand?
  15. I brought you into this world, I’ll take you out
  16. You better wipe that look off your face
  17. There is not WHY after NO
  18. Do as I say, not as I do
  19. To sick for school; to sick to go outside
  20. I love you
  21. When you have kids, you’ll understand
  22. There are starving kids in Africa
  23. Your first, middle, and last name shouted!
  24. First of all, check your attitude
  25. I wasn’t born yesterday
  26. Ask a stupid question; get a stupid answer
  27. Did that sound like you had a choice?
  28. I’m not the maid
  29. Call/text me when you get there
  30. I’m not a taxi/uber service
  31. Money doesn’t grow on trees