This isa win-win-win!Guess what? Ihave flaws.What are they?Oh I don'tknow, I sing inthe shower.I am ready toface anychallenges thatmight be foolishenough to faceme.I am fast. To give youa reference point, Iam somewherebetween a snake anda mongoose...and apanther.You miss 100%of the shots youdon't take. -Wayne Gretzky- Michael ScottDo I need tobe liked?Absolutelynot. I liked tobe liked.I love insidejokes. I'dlove to be apart of onesomeday.Would Irather befeared orloved? Easy.Both.I amdeadinside.This isgoing tohurt like amother----I amBeyonce'always.That'swhat shesaid.I knew exactlywhat to do. Butin a much morereal sense, Ihad no ideawhat to do.Sometimes I'llstart asentence and Idon't evenknow where it'sgoing.I declarebankruptcy!No questionabout it, I amready to gethurt again.I don't hateit. I just don'tlike it at alland it'sterrible.Sometimesthe clothesat GapKidsare just tooflashyI am runningaway from myresponsibilities.And it feelsgood.We aregoing tomake thisthe best dayever.I havecause. It isbeCAUSEI hate him.I feel like all mykids grew up,and then theymarried eachother. It's everyparent's dream.Iunderstandnothing.I am notsuperstitious...butI am a littlestitious.This isa win-win-win!Guess what? Ihave flaws.What are they?Oh I don'tknow, I sing inthe shower.I am ready toface anychallenges thatmight be foolishenough to faceme.I am fast. To give youa reference point, Iam somewherebetween a snake anda mongoose...and apanther.You miss 100%of the shots youdon't take. -Wayne Gretzky- Michael ScottDo I need tobe liked?Absolutelynot. I liked tobe liked.I love insidejokes. I'dlove to be apart of onesomeday.Would Irather befeared orloved? Easy.Both.I amdeadinside.This isgoing tohurt like amother----I amBeyonce'always.That'swhat shesaid.I knew exactlywhat to do. Butin a much morereal sense, Ihad no ideawhat to do.Sometimes I'llstart asentence and Idon't evenknow where it'sgoing.I declarebankruptcy!No questionabout it, I amready to gethurt again.I don't hateit. I just don'tlike it at alland it'sterrible.Sometimesthe clothesat GapKidsare just tooflashyI am runningaway from myresponsibilities.And it feelsgood.We aregoing tomake thisthe best dayever.I havecause. It isbeCAUSEI hate him.I feel like all mykids grew up,and then theymarried eachother. It's everyparent's dream.Iunderstandnothing.I am notsuperstitious...butI am a littlestitious.

Michael Scott Bingo-it's like regular Bingo, but Better. - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. This is a win-win-win!
  2. Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I don't know, I sing in the shower.
  3. I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me.
  4. I am fast. To give you a reference point, I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose...and a panther.
  5. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott
  6. Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I liked to be liked.
  7. I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday.
  8. Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both.
  9. I am dead inside.
  10. This is going to hurt like a mother----
  11. I am Beyonce' always.
  12. That's what she said.
  13. I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.
  14. Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going.
  15. I declare bankruptcy!
  16. No question about it, I am ready to get hurt again.
  17. I don't hate it. I just don't like it at all and it's terrible.
  18. Sometimes the clothes at GapKids are just too flashy
  19. I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.
  20. We are going to make this the best day ever.
  21. I have cause. It is beCAUSE I hate him.
  22. I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It's every parent's dream.
  23. I understand nothing.
  24. I am not superstitious...but I am a little stitious.