I declarebankruptcy!I am notsuperstitious...butI am a littlestitious.I am fast. To give youa reference point, Iam somewherebetween a snake anda mongoose...and apanther.You miss 100%of the shots youdon't take. -Wayne Gretzky- Michael ScottWould Irather befeared orloved? Easy.Both.I havecause. It isbeCAUSEI hate him.I amBeyonce'always.I amdeadinside.Sometimesthe clothesat GapKidsare just tooflashyIunderstandnothing.This isa win-win-win!I love insidejokes. I'dlove to be apart of onesomeday.Do I need tobe liked?Absolutelynot. I liked tobe liked.We aregoing tomake thisthe best dayever.I am ready toface anychallenges thatmight be foolishenough to faceme.I am runningaway from myresponsibilities.And it feelsgood.No questionabout it, I amready to gethurt again.Free!Sometimes I'llstart asentence and Idon't evenknow where it'sgoing.This isgoing tohurt like amother----Guess what? Ihave flaws.What are they?Oh I don'tknow, I sing inthe shower.I knew exactlywhat to do. Butin a much morereal sense, Ihad no ideawhat to do.I feel like all mykids grew up,and then theymarried eachother. It's everyparent's dream.I don't hateit. I just don'tlike it at alland it'sterrible.That'swhat shesaid.I declarebankruptcy!I am notsuperstitious...butI am a littlestitious.I am fast. To give youa reference point, Iam somewherebetween a snake anda mongoose...and apanther.You miss 100%of the shots youdon't take. -Wayne Gretzky- Michael ScottWould Irather befeared orloved? Easy.Both.I havecause. It isbeCAUSEI hate him.I amBeyonce'always.I amdeadinside.Sometimesthe clothesat GapKidsare just tooflashyIunderstandnothing.This isa win-win-win!I love insidejokes. I'dlove to be apart of onesomeday.Do I need tobe liked?Absolutelynot. I liked tobe liked.We aregoing tomake thisthe best dayever.I am ready toface anychallenges thatmight be foolishenough to faceme.I am runningaway from myresponsibilities.And it feelsgood.No questionabout it, I amready to gethurt again.Free!Sometimes I'llstart asentence and Idon't evenknow where it'sgoing.This isgoing tohurt like amother----Guess what? Ihave flaws.What are they?Oh I don'tknow, I sing inthe shower.I knew exactlywhat to do. Butin a much morereal sense, Ihad no ideawhat to do.I feel like all mykids grew up,and then theymarried eachother. It's everyparent's dream.I don't hateit. I just don'tlike it at alland it'sterrible.That'swhat shesaid.

Michael Scott Bingo-it's like regular Bingo, but Better. - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. I declare bankruptcy!
  2. I am not superstitious...but I am a little stitious.
  3. I am fast. To give you a reference point, I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose...and a panther.
  4. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott
  5. Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both.
  6. I have cause. It is beCAUSE I hate him.
  7. I am Beyonce' always.
  8. I am dead inside.
  9. Sometimes the clothes at GapKids are just too flashy
  10. I understand nothing.
  11. This is a win-win-win!
  12. I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday.
  13. Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I liked to be liked.
  14. We are going to make this the best day ever.
  15. I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me.
  16. I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.
  17. No question about it, I am ready to get hurt again.
  18. Free!
  19. Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going.
  20. This is going to hurt like a mother----
  21. Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I don't know, I sing in the shower.
  22. I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.
  23. I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It's every parent's dream.
  24. I don't hate it. I just don't like it at all and it's terrible.
  25. That's what she said.