Fictionalcrushes ruinyour life to thepoint of actualbankruptcy andsuicide attempts"CROOOWW!!"*obnoxiouslypoints atunassumingcrow outside*Hatesyourselfand yourbodyLovesScapegoating asa coping methodso people willfinally listen toyouIntenselypassionate withinterests, has acreative hobbydedicated tointerestsActuallyoverlyhypersensitivetowardsyourselfEasilyenviousandjealousSo wiseyet soimmatureUsed theN-Word toooften whenirritatedHatesyumeshippers,avoidsfandoms (andsocial media)People treatyou as achild forsome reasonCopes withgore footagewhenangry/madWill do anythingwhat it takes todefend yourfictionalrelationship(including hurtingyour family)Prone to hatespeechand/or violentthreats whenupsetIdentifiesstronglywith certainanimalsScreams atkids outsidewho screamUsed hatespeech as acopingmechanism tocalm yourselfdownPeople thinkyou lackempathyeven if youdon'tWeird andniche sexualside that youfail to hideMay throw"tantrums"whenoverwhelmedLoses controlwhen seeingfictional crush,disrupts publicCries whenseeing certainobjects due tohyperempathyDoesn'tfeel thatconnectedto humansWas greatat schoolbut now ura dropoutCan flip 180°whentriggered, yourworst sidecomes outFictionalcrushes ruinyour life to thepoint of actualbankruptcy andsuicide attempts"CROOOWW!!"*obnoxiouslypoints atunassumingcrow outside*Hatesyourselfand yourbodyLovesScapegoating asa coping methodso people willfinally listen toyouIntenselypassionate withinterests, has acreative hobbydedicated tointerestsActuallyoverlyhypersensitivetowardsyourselfEasilyenviousandjealousSo wiseyet soimmatureUsed theN-Word toooften whenirritatedHatesyumeshippers,avoidsfandoms (andsocial media)People treatyou as achild forsome reasonCopes withgore footagewhenangry/madWill do anythingwhat it takes todefend yourfictionalrelationship(including hurtingyour family)Prone to hatespeechand/or violentthreats whenupsetIdentifiesstronglywith certainanimalsScreams atkids outsidewho screamUsed hatespeech as acopingmechanism tocalm yourselfdownPeople thinkyou lackempathyeven if youdon'tWeird andniche sexualside that youfail to hideMay throw"tantrums"whenoverwhelmedLoses controlwhen seeingfictional crush,disrupts publicCries whenseeing certainobjects due tohyperempathyDoesn'tfeel thatconnectedto humansWas greatat schoolbut now ura dropoutCan flip 180°whentriggered, yourworst sidecomes out

Derangement bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Fictional crushes ruin your life to the point of actual bankruptcy and suicide attempts
  2. "CROOOWW!!" *obnoxiously points at unassuming crow outside*
  3. Hates yourself and your body
  4. Loves Scapegoating as a coping method so people will finally listen to you
  5. Intensely passionate with interests, has a creative hobby dedicated to interests
  6. Actually overly hypersensitive towards yourself
  7. Easily envious and jealous
  8. So wise yet so immature
  9. Used the N-Word too often when irritated
  10. Hates yumeshippers, avoids fandoms (and social media)
  11. People treat you as a child for some reason
  12. Copes with gore footage when angry/mad
  13. Will do anything what it takes to defend your fictional relationship (including hurting your family)
  14. Prone to hate speech and/or violent threats when upset
  15. Identifies strongly with certain animals
  16. Screams at kids outside who scream
  17. Used hate speech as a coping mechanism to calm yourself down
  18. People think you lack empathy even if you don't
  19. Weird and niche sexual side that you fail to hide
  20. May throw "tantrums" when overwhelmed
  21. Loses control when seeing fictional crush, disrupts public
  22. Cries when seeing certain objects due to hyperempathy
  23. Doesn't feel that connected to humans
  24. Was great at school but now ur a dropout
  25. Can flip 180° when triggered, your worst side comes out