"CROOOWW!!"*obnoxiouslypoints atunassumingcrow outside*Weird andniche sexualside that youfail to hideWill do anythingwhat it takes todefend yourfictionalrelationship(including hurtingyour family)Fictionalcrushes ruinyour life to thepoint of actualbankruptcy andsuicide attemptsUsed hatespeech as acopingmechanism tocalm yourselfdownPeople treatyou as achild forsome reasonUsed theN-Word toooften whenirritatedActuallyoverlyhypersensitivetowardsyourselfDoesn'tfeel thatconnectedto humansEasilyenviousandjealousIntenselypassionate withinterests, has acreative hobbydedicated tointerestsCan flip 180°whentriggered, yourworst sidecomes outPeople thinkyou lackempathyeven if youdon'tProne to hatespeechand/or violentthreats whenupsetMay throw"tantrums"whenoverwhelmedSo wiseyet soimmatureHatesyourselfand yourbodyCopes withgore footagewhenangry/madLovesScapegoating asa coping methodso people willfinally listen toyouCries whenseeing certainobjects due tohyperempathyScreams atkids outsidewho screamLoses controlwhen seeingfictional crush,disrupts publicWas greatat schoolbut now ura dropoutIdentifiesstronglywith certainanimalsHatesyumeshippers,avoidsfandoms (andsocial media)"CROOOWW!!"*obnoxiouslypoints atunassumingcrow outside*Weird andniche sexualside that youfail to hideWill do anythingwhat it takes todefend yourfictionalrelationship(including hurtingyour family)Fictionalcrushes ruinyour life to thepoint of actualbankruptcy andsuicide attemptsUsed hatespeech as acopingmechanism tocalm yourselfdownPeople treatyou as achild forsome reasonUsed theN-Word toooften whenirritatedActuallyoverlyhypersensitivetowardsyourselfDoesn'tfeel thatconnectedto humansEasilyenviousandjealousIntenselypassionate withinterests, has acreative hobbydedicated tointerestsCan flip 180°whentriggered, yourworst sidecomes outPeople thinkyou lackempathyeven if youdon'tProne to hatespeechand/or violentthreats whenupsetMay throw"tantrums"whenoverwhelmedSo wiseyet soimmatureHatesyourselfand yourbodyCopes withgore footagewhenangry/madLovesScapegoating asa coping methodso people willfinally listen toyouCries whenseeing certainobjects due tohyperempathyScreams atkids outsidewho screamLoses controlwhen seeingfictional crush,disrupts publicWas greatat schoolbut now ura dropoutIdentifiesstronglywith certainanimalsHatesyumeshippers,avoidsfandoms (andsocial media)

Derangement bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "CROOOWW!!" *obnoxiously points at unassuming crow outside*
  2. Weird and niche sexual side that you fail to hide
  3. Will do anything what it takes to defend your fictional relationship (including hurting your family)
  4. Fictional crushes ruin your life to the point of actual bankruptcy and suicide attempts
  5. Used hate speech as a coping mechanism to calm yourself down
  6. People treat you as a child for some reason
  7. Used the N-Word too often when irritated
  8. Actually overly hypersensitive towards yourself
  9. Doesn't feel that connected to humans
  10. Easily envious and jealous
  11. Intensely passionate with interests, has a creative hobby dedicated to interests
  12. Can flip 180° when triggered, your worst side comes out
  13. People think you lack empathy even if you don't
  14. Prone to hate speech and/or violent threats when upset
  15. May throw "tantrums" when overwhelmed
  16. So wise yet so immature
  17. Hates yourself and your body
  18. Copes with gore footage when angry/mad
  19. Loves Scapegoating as a coping method so people will finally listen to you
  20. Cries when seeing certain objects due to hyperempathy
  21. Screams at kids outside who scream
  22. Loses control when seeing fictional crush, disrupts public
  23. Was great at school but now ur a dropout
  24. Identifies strongly with certain animals
  25. Hates yumeshippers, avoids fandoms (and social media)