34Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now you saycontrol freak who?35Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob Joe Penniesdo you know?43Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.22Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!3Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!82Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?52Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!46Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!51Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?6Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!27Who’s there?Owls sayOwls say who?Yes, they do.2Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!81Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointless62Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in or we’llbreak down thedoor!68Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseus who?Odysseus thelast straw!31Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!42Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)Sloooooooooth26Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knock14Who’s there?DoubleDouble who?W!32Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!30Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, but I’dlove somepeanuts.56Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all the wayhere!71Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudly soeveryone can hearme!18Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!13Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knockjokes?65Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke through thekeyhole and see!36Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.8Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf you alone ifyou leaf me alone.76Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecash55Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s make somenoise!9Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!78Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe come andplay? I’m bored!20Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!74Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am I stuckout here?21Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine, Hawaiiyou?83Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!44Who’s there?ArtArt who?R2-D2!38Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!84Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca the trunk,you pack thesuitcase.75Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!79Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!39Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!77Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?40Who’s there?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.80Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangaroo7Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!25AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothe bathroom!11Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream soda who?Ice scream sodapeople can hear me!16Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?19Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!23Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking out here?63Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor hand anddance the boogie!53Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?17Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open the door!59Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh, okay.41Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?47Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God bless you!61Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!10Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!15Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so please letme in!33Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, I useBing or Google.72Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis five plusfive!37Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it when youask me questions.28Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep, beepand vroom, vroom!73Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.12Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice jokeget any worse?!49Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.4Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have a hugand a quiche?69Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?70Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-F G24Who’s there?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!57Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, just thedoctor.58Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?1Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re not strong!54Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me, that’swho!48Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.5Who’s there?WaWa who?What are you soexcited about?!66Who’s there?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!45Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!64Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentity problems,huh?67Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?60Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!29Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!50Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?34Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now you saycontrol freak who?35Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob Joe Penniesdo you know?43Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.22Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!3Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!82Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?52Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!46Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!51Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?6Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!27Who’s there?Owls sayOwls say who?Yes, they do.2Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!81Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointless62Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in or we’llbreak down thedoor!68Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseus who?Odysseus thelast straw!31Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!42Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)Sloooooooooth26Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knock14Who’s there?DoubleDouble who?W!32Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!30Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, but I’dlove somepeanuts.56Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all the wayhere!71Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudly soeveryone can hearme!18Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!13Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knockjokes?65Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke through thekeyhole and see!36Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.8Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf you alone ifyou leaf me alone.76Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecash55Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s make somenoise!9Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!78Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe come andplay? I’m bored!20Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!74Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am I stuckout here?21Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine, Hawaiiyou?83Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!44Who’s there?ArtArt who?R2-D2!38Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!84Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca the trunk,you pack thesuitcase.75Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!79Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!39Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!77Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?40Who’s there?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.80Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangaroo7Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!25AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothe bathroom!11Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream soda who?Ice scream sodapeople can hear me!16Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?19Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!23Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking out here?63Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor hand anddance the boogie!53Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?17Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open the door!59Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh, okay.41Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?47Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God bless you!61Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!10Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!15Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so please letme in!33Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, I useBing or Google.72Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis five plusfive!37Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it when youask me questions.28Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep, beepand vroom, vroom!73Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.12Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice jokeget any worse?!49Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.4Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have a hugand a quiche?69Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?70Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-F G24Who’s there?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!57Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, just thedoctor.58Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?1Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re not strong!54Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me, that’swho!48Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.5Who’s there?WaWa who?What are you soexcited about?!66Who’s there?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!45Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!64Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentity problems,huh?67Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?60Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!29Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!50Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?

KNOCK KNOCK 2026 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. D-34 Who’s there? Control Freak Contro- Okay, now you say control freak who?
  2. E-35 Who’s there? Billy Bob Joe Penny Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
  3. C-43 Who’s there? Ida Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho.
  4. B-22 Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nunya business!
  5. C-3 Who’s there? Lena Lena who? Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
  6. B-82 Who’s there? Cabbage Cabbage who? You expect a cabbage to have a last name?
  7. B-52 Who’s there? Opportunity Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
  8. A-46 Who’s there? I need a puh I need a puh-who? Then why don’t you find a toilet!
  9. A-51 Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
  10. A-6 Who’s there? Adore Adore who? Adore is between you and me so please open up!
  11. B-27 Who’s there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do.
  12. B-2 Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can better!
  13. A-81 Who’s there? A broken pencil A broken pencil who? Never mind it’s pointless
  14. B-62 Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door!
  15. C-68 Who’s there? Odysseus Odysseus who? Odysseus the last straw!
  16. A-31 Who’s there? Mustache Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
  17. B-42 Who’s there? Interrupting sloth Interrupting sloth who? (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth
  18. A-26 Who’s there? Dejav Dejav who? Knock, knock
  19. D-14 Who’s there? Double Double who? W!
  20. B-32 Who’s there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
  21. E-30 Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
  22. A-56 Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
  23. A-71 Who’s there? Icing Icing who? Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me!
  24. C-18 Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door. Hi neighbor!
  25. C-13 Who’s there? Haven Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
  26. E-65 Who’s there? Luke Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and see!
  27. A-36 Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
  28. C-8 Who’s there? A leaf. A leaf who? A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.
  29. A-76 Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
  30. E-55 Who’s there? Alice Alice who? Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise!
  31. D-9 Who’s there? Hike Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
  32. C-78 Who’s there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come and play? I’m bored!
  33. E-20 Who’s there? Europe Europe who? No, you’re a poo!
  34. D-74 Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open or am I stuck out here?
  35. A-21 Who’s there? Hawaii Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
  36. C-83 Who’s there? Sweden Sweden who? Sweden sour chicken!
  37. D-44 Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2!
  38. C-38 Who’s there? Cereal Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
  39. D-84 Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
  40. E-75 Who’s there? Cow Cow who? No cow says mooooooo!
  41. D-79 Who’s there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger!
  42. D-39 Who’s there? Cantaloupe Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!
  43. B-77 Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie way you can let me in?
  44. E-40 Who’s there? Beats Beats who? Beats me.
  45. E-80 Who’s there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually it’s Kangaroo
  46. B-7 Who’s there? I am I am who? Don’t you even know who you are?!
  47. E-25 Anita Anita who? Anita go to the bathroom!
  48. A-11 Who’s there? Ice cream soda Ice cream soda who? Ice scream soda people can hear me!
  49. A-16 Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  50. D-19 Who’s there? Keith Keith who? Keith me, my thweet prince!
  51. C-23 Who’s there? June June who? June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
  52. C-63 Who’s there? Razor Razor who? Razor hand and dance the boogie!
  53. C-53 Who’s there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open up will you?
  54. B-17 Who’s there? Alex Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door!
  55. D-59 Who’s there? Amish Amish who? Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.
  56. A-41 Who’s there? Kenya Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight?
  57. B-47 Who’s there? Hatch Hatch who? God bless you!
  58. A-61 Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
  59. E-10 Who’s there? A little old lady A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
  60. E-15 Who’s there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in!
  61. C-33 Who’s there? Ya Ya who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
  62. B-72 Who’s there? Tennis Tennis who? Tennis five plus five!
  63. B-37 Who’s there? Alec Alec who? Alec it when you ask me questions.
  64. C-28 Who’s there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!
  65. C-73 Who’s there? Nicholas Nicholas who? A Nicholas is not much money these days.
  66. B-12 Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?!
  67. D-49 Who’s there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size.
  68. D-4 Who’s there? Quiche Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche?
  69. D-69 Who’s there? A Mayan A Mayan who? A Mayan in the way?
  70. E-70 Who’s there? Abe Abe who? Abe-C-D-E-F G
  71. D-24 Who’s there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O!
  72. B-57 Who’s there? Doctor Doctor who? No, no, just the doctor.
  73. C-58 Who’s there? Euripides Euripides who? Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay?
  74. A-1 Who’s there? Leon Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong!
  75. D-54 Who’s there? Says Says who? Says me, that’s who!
  76. C-48 Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re welcome.
  77. E-5 Who’s there? Wa Wa who? What are you so excited about?!
  78. A-66 Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
  79. E-45 Who’s there? Smellmop Smellmop who? Ew, no thanks!
  80. D-64 Who’s there? I am I am who? So you have identity problems, huh?
  81. B-67 Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard I know?
  82. E-60 Who’s there? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell!
  83. D-29 Who’s there? To To who? No, it’s to whom!
  84. E-50 Who’s there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?