71Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudly soeveryone can hearme!55Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s make somenoise!77Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?46Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!19Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!64Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentity problems,huh?51Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?66Who’s there?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!70Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-F G35Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob Joe Penniesdo you know?22Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!80Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangaroo1Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re not strong!53Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?72Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis five plusfive!65Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke through thekeyhole and see!52Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!50Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?31Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!21Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine, Hawaiiyou?30Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, but I’dlove somepeanuts.42Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)Sloooooooooth59Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh, okay.26Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knock10Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!78Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe come andplay? I’m bored!4Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have a hugand a quiche?41Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?56Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all the wayhere!24Who’s there?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!47Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God bless you!16Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?62Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in or we’llbreak down thedoor!75Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!74Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am I stuckout here?7Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!69Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?81Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointless34Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now you saycontrol freak who?68Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseus who?Odysseus thelast straw!3Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!76Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecash15Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so please letme in!44Who’s there?ArtArt who?R2-D2!5Who’s there?WaWa who?What are you soexcited about?!28Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep, beepand vroom, vroom!84Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca the trunk,you pack thesuitcase.37Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it when youask me questions.23Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking out here?38Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!61Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!48Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.36Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.60Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!25AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothe bathroom!49Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.6Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!13Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knockjokes?32Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!27Who’s there?Owls sayOwls say who?Yes, they do.43Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.63Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor hand anddance the boogie!79Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!33Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, I useBing or Google.73Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.67Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?57Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, just thedoctor.54Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me, that’swho!2Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!11Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream soda who?Ice scream sodapeople can hear me!12Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice jokeget any worse?!17Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open the door!14Who’s there?DoubleDouble who?W!29Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!40Who’s there?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.18Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!82Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?83Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!9Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!58Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?20Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!45Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!39Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!8Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf you alone ifyou leaf me alone.71Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudly soeveryone can hearme!55Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s make somenoise!77Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?46Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!19Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!64Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentity problems,huh?51Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?66Who’s there?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!70Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-F G35Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob Joe Penniesdo you know?22Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!80Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangaroo1Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re not strong!53Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?72Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis five plusfive!65Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke through thekeyhole and see!52Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!50Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?31Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!21Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine, Hawaiiyou?30Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, but I’dlove somepeanuts.42Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)Sloooooooooth59Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh, okay.26Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knock10Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!78Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe come andplay? I’m bored!4Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have a hugand a quiche?41Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?56Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all the wayhere!24Who’s there?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!47Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God bless you!16Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?62Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in or we’llbreak down thedoor!75Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!74Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am I stuckout here?7Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!69Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?81Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointless34Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now you saycontrol freak who?68Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseus who?Odysseus thelast straw!3Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!76Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecash15Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so please letme in!44Who’s there?ArtArt who?R2-D2!5Who’s there?WaWa who?What are you soexcited about?!28Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep, beepand vroom, vroom!84Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca the trunk,you pack thesuitcase.37Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it when youask me questions.23Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking out here?38Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!61Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!48Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.36Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.60Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!25AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothe bathroom!49Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.6Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!13Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knockjokes?32Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!27Who’s there?Owls sayOwls say who?Yes, they do.43Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.63Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor hand anddance the boogie!79Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!33Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, I useBing or Google.73Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.67Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?57Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, just thedoctor.54Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me, that’swho!2Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!11Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream soda who?Ice scream sodapeople can hear me!12Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice jokeget any worse?!17Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open the door!14Who’s there?DoubleDouble who?W!29Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!40Who’s there?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.18Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!82Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?83Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!9Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!58Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?20Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!45Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!39Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!8Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf you alone ifyou leaf me alone.

KNOCK KNOCK 2026 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. A-71 Who’s there? Icing Icing who? Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me!
  2. E-55 Who’s there? Alice Alice who? Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise!
  3. B-77 Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie way you can let me in?
  4. A-46 Who’s there? I need a puh I need a puh-who? Then why don’t you find a toilet!
  5. D-19 Who’s there? Keith Keith who? Keith me, my thweet prince!
  6. D-64 Who’s there? I am I am who? So you have identity problems, huh?
  7. A-51 Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
  8. A-66 Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
  9. E-70 Who’s there? Abe Abe who? Abe-C-D-E-F G
  10. E-35 Who’s there? Billy Bob Joe Penny Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
  11. B-22 Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nunya business!
  12. E-80 Who’s there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually it’s Kangaroo
  13. A-1 Who’s there? Leon Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong!
  14. C-53 Who’s there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open up will you?
  15. B-72 Who’s there? Tennis Tennis who? Tennis five plus five!
  16. E-65 Who’s there? Luke Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and see!
  17. B-52 Who’s there? Opportunity Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
  18. E-50 Who’s there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
  19. A-31 Who’s there? Mustache Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
  20. A-21 Who’s there? Hawaii Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
  21. E-30 Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
  22. B-42 Who’s there? Interrupting sloth Interrupting sloth who? (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth
  23. D-59 Who’s there? Amish Amish who? Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.
  24. A-26 Who’s there? Dejav Dejav who? Knock, knock
  25. E-10 Who’s there? A little old lady A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
  26. C-78 Who’s there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come and play? I’m bored!
  27. D-4 Who’s there? Quiche Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche?
  28. A-41 Who’s there? Kenya Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight?
  29. A-56 Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
  30. D-24 Who’s there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O!
  31. B-47 Who’s there? Hatch Hatch who? God bless you!
  32. A-16 Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  33. B-62 Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door!
  34. E-75 Who’s there? Cow Cow who? No cow says mooooooo!
  35. D-74 Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open or am I stuck out here?
  36. B-7 Who’s there? I am I am who? Don’t you even know who you are?!
  37. D-69 Who’s there? A Mayan A Mayan who? A Mayan in the way?
  38. A-81 Who’s there? A broken pencil A broken pencil who? Never mind it’s pointless
  39. D-34 Who’s there? Control Freak Contro- Okay, now you say control freak who?
  40. C-68 Who’s there? Odysseus Odysseus who? Odysseus the last straw!
  41. C-3 Who’s there? Lena Lena who? Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
  42. A-76 Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
  43. E-15 Who’s there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in!
  44. D-44 Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2!
  45. E-5 Who’s there? Wa Wa who? What are you so excited about?!
  46. C-28 Who’s there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!
  47. D-84 Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
  48. B-37 Who’s there? Alec Alec who? Alec it when you ask me questions.
  49. C-23 Who’s there? June June who? June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
  50. C-38 Who’s there? Cereal Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
  51. A-61 Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
  52. C-48 Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re welcome.
  53. A-36 Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
  54. E-60 Who’s there? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell!
  55. E-25 Anita Anita who? Anita go to the bathroom!
  56. D-49 Who’s there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size.
  57. A-6 Who’s there? Adore Adore who? Adore is between you and me so please open up!
  58. C-13 Who’s there? Haven Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
  59. B-32 Who’s there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
  60. B-27 Who’s there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do.
  61. C-43 Who’s there? Ida Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho.
  62. C-63 Who’s there? Razor Razor who? Razor hand and dance the boogie!
  63. D-79 Who’s there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger!
  64. C-33 Who’s there? Ya Ya who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
  65. C-73 Who’s there? Nicholas Nicholas who? A Nicholas is not much money these days.
  66. B-67 Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard I know?
  67. B-57 Who’s there? Doctor Doctor who? No, no, just the doctor.
  68. D-54 Who’s there? Says Says who? Says me, that’s who!
  69. B-2 Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can better!
  70. A-11 Who’s there? Ice cream soda Ice cream soda who? Ice scream soda people can hear me!
  71. B-12 Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?!
  72. B-17 Who’s there? Alex Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door!
  73. D-14 Who’s there? Double Double who? W!
  74. D-29 Who’s there? To To who? No, it’s to whom!
  75. E-40 Who’s there? Beats Beats who? Beats me.
  76. C-18 Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door. Hi neighbor!
  77. B-82 Who’s there? Cabbage Cabbage who? You expect a cabbage to have a last name?
  78. C-83 Who’s there? Sweden Sweden who? Sweden sour chicken!
  79. D-9 Who’s there? Hike Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
  80. C-58 Who’s there? Euripides Euripides who? Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay?
  81. E-20 Who’s there? Europe Europe who? No, you’re a poo!
  82. E-45 Who’s there? Smellmop Smellmop who? Ew, no thanks!
  83. D-39 Who’s there? Cantaloupe Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!
  84. C-8 Who’s there? A leaf. A leaf who? A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.