70Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-F G57Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, just thedoctor.18Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!58Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?34Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now you saycontrol freak who?48Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.72Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis five plusfive!7Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!21Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine, Hawaiiyou?31Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!41Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?67Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?47Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God bless you!12Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice jokeget any worse?!20Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!37Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it when youask me questions.62Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in or we’llbreak down thedoor!82Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?55Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s make somenoise!9Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!60Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!64Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentity problems,huh?27Who’s there?Owls sayOwls say who?Yes, they do.29Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!77Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?17Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open the door!8Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf you alone ifyou leaf me alone.76Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecash63Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor hand anddance the boogie!65Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke through thekeyhole and see!78Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe come andplay? I’m bored!83Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!69Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?22Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!51Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?68Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseus who?Odysseus thelast straw!74Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am I stuckout here?75Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!81Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointless11Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream soda who?Ice scream sodapeople can hear me!10Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!3Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!80Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangaroo84Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca the trunk,you pack thesuitcase.54Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me, that’swho!43Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.61Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!28Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep, beepand vroom, vroom!24Who’s there?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!42Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)Sloooooooooth46Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!19Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!49Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.26Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knock66Who’s there?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!79Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!40Who’s there?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.56Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all the wayhere!16Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?13Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knockjokes?52Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!39Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!71Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudly soeveryone can hearme!4Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have a hugand a quiche?50Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?1Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re not strong!45Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!53Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?35Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob Joe Penniesdo you know?32Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!2Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!14Who’s there?DoubleDouble who?W!15Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so please letme in!6Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!36Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.23Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking out here?5Who’s there?WaWa who?What are you soexcited about?!33Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, I useBing or Google.73Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.44Who’s there?ArtArt who?R2-D2!38Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!59Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh, okay.30Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, but I’dlove somepeanuts.25AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothe bathroom!70Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-F G57Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, just thedoctor.18Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!58Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?34Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now you saycontrol freak who?48Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.72Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis five plusfive!7Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!21Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine, Hawaiiyou?31Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!41Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?67Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?47Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God bless you!12Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice jokeget any worse?!20Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!37Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it when youask me questions.62Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in or we’llbreak down thedoor!82Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?55Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s make somenoise!9Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!60Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!64Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentity problems,huh?27Who’s there?Owls sayOwls say who?Yes, they do.29Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!77Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?17Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open the door!8Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf you alone ifyou leaf me alone.76Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecash63Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor hand anddance the boogie!65Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke through thekeyhole and see!78Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe come andplay? I’m bored!83Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!69Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?22Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!51Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?68Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseus who?Odysseus thelast straw!74Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am I stuckout here?75Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!81Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointless11Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream soda who?Ice scream sodapeople can hear me!10Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!3Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!80Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangaroo84Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca the trunk,you pack thesuitcase.54Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me, that’swho!43Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.61Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!28Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep, beepand vroom, vroom!24Who’s there?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!42Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)Sloooooooooth46Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!19Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!49Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.26Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knock66Who’s there?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!79Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!40Who’s there?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.56Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all the wayhere!16Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?13Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knockjokes?52Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!39Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!71Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudly soeveryone can hearme!4Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have a hugand a quiche?50Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?1Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re not strong!45Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!53Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?35Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob Joe Penniesdo you know?32Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!2Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!14Who’s there?DoubleDouble who?W!15Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so please letme in!6Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!36Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.23Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking out here?5Who’s there?WaWa who?What are you soexcited about?!33Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, I useBing or Google.73Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.44Who’s there?ArtArt who?R2-D2!38Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!59Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh, okay.30Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, but I’dlove somepeanuts.25AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothe bathroom!

KNOCK KNOCK 2026 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. E-70 Who’s there? Abe Abe who? Abe-C-D-E-F G
  2. B-57 Who’s there? Doctor Doctor who? No, no, just the doctor.
  3. C-18 Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door. Hi neighbor!
  4. C-58 Who’s there? Euripides Euripides who? Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay?
  5. D-34 Who’s there? Control Freak Contro- Okay, now you say control freak who?
  6. C-48 Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re welcome.
  7. B-72 Who’s there? Tennis Tennis who? Tennis five plus five!
  8. B-7 Who’s there? I am I am who? Don’t you even know who you are?!
  9. A-21 Who’s there? Hawaii Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
  10. A-31 Who’s there? Mustache Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
  11. A-41 Who’s there? Kenya Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight?
  12. B-67 Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard I know?
  13. B-47 Who’s there? Hatch Hatch who? God bless you!
  14. B-12 Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?!
  15. E-20 Who’s there? Europe Europe who? No, you’re a poo!
  16. B-37 Who’s there? Alec Alec who? Alec it when you ask me questions.
  17. B-62 Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door!
  18. B-82 Who’s there? Cabbage Cabbage who? You expect a cabbage to have a last name?
  19. E-55 Who’s there? Alice Alice who? Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise!
  20. D-9 Who’s there? Hike Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
  21. E-60 Who’s there? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell!
  22. D-64 Who’s there? I am I am who? So you have identity problems, huh?
  23. B-27 Who’s there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do.
  24. D-29 Who’s there? To To who? No, it’s to whom!
  25. B-77 Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie way you can let me in?
  26. B-17 Who’s there? Alex Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door!
  27. C-8 Who’s there? A leaf. A leaf who? A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.
  28. A-76 Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
  29. C-63 Who’s there? Razor Razor who? Razor hand and dance the boogie!
  30. E-65 Who’s there? Luke Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and see!
  31. C-78 Who’s there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come and play? I’m bored!
  32. C-83 Who’s there? Sweden Sweden who? Sweden sour chicken!
  33. D-69 Who’s there? A Mayan A Mayan who? A Mayan in the way?
  34. B-22 Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nunya business!
  35. A-51 Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
  36. C-68 Who’s there? Odysseus Odysseus who? Odysseus the last straw!
  37. D-74 Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open or am I stuck out here?
  38. E-75 Who’s there? Cow Cow who? No cow says mooooooo!
  39. A-81 Who’s there? A broken pencil A broken pencil who? Never mind it’s pointless
  40. A-11 Who’s there? Ice cream soda Ice cream soda who? Ice scream soda people can hear me!
  41. E-10 Who’s there? A little old lady A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
  42. C-3 Who’s there? Lena Lena who? Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
  43. E-80 Who’s there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually it’s Kangaroo
  44. D-84 Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
  45. D-54 Who’s there? Says Says who? Says me, that’s who!
  46. C-43 Who’s there? Ida Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho.
  47. A-61 Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
  48. C-28 Who’s there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!
  49. D-24 Who’s there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O!
  50. B-42 Who’s there? Interrupting sloth Interrupting sloth who? (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth
  51. A-46 Who’s there? I need a puh I need a puh-who? Then why don’t you find a toilet!
  52. D-19 Who’s there? Keith Keith who? Keith me, my thweet prince!
  53. D-49 Who’s there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size.
  54. A-26 Who’s there? Dejav Dejav who? Knock, knock
  55. A-66 Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
  56. D-79 Who’s there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger!
  57. E-40 Who’s there? Beats Beats who? Beats me.
  58. A-56 Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
  59. A-16 Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  60. C-13 Who’s there? Haven Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
  61. B-52 Who’s there? Opportunity Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
  62. D-39 Who’s there? Cantaloupe Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!
  63. A-71 Who’s there? Icing Icing who? Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me!
  64. D-4 Who’s there? Quiche Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche?
  65. E-50 Who’s there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
  66. A-1 Who’s there? Leon Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong!
  67. E-45 Who’s there? Smellmop Smellmop who? Ew, no thanks!
  68. C-53 Who’s there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open up will you?
  69. E-35 Who’s there? Billy Bob Joe Penny Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
  70. B-32 Who’s there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
  71. B-2 Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can better!
  72. D-14 Who’s there? Double Double who? W!
  73. E-15 Who’s there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in!
  74. A-6 Who’s there? Adore Adore who? Adore is between you and me so please open up!
  75. A-36 Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
  76. C-23 Who’s there? June June who? June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
  77. E-5 Who’s there? Wa Wa who? What are you so excited about?!
  78. C-33 Who’s there? Ya Ya who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
  79. C-73 Who’s there? Nicholas Nicholas who? A Nicholas is not much money these days.
  80. D-44 Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2!
  81. C-38 Who’s there? Cereal Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
  82. D-59 Who’s there? Amish Amish who? Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.
  83. E-30 Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
  84. E-25 Anita Anita who? Anita go to the bathroom!