13Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knockjokes?25AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothe bathroom!78Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe come andplay? I’m bored!1Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re not strong!79Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!68Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseus who?Odysseus thelast straw!49Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.77Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?63Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor hand anddance the boogie!69Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?7Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!6Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!71Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudly soeveryone can hearme!26Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knock29Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!80Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangaroo42Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)Sloooooooooth56Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all the wayhere!75Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!37Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it when youask me questions.72Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis five plusfive!35Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob Joe Penniesdo you know?83Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!84Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca the trunk,you pack thesuitcase.52Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!57Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, just thedoctor.20Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!14Who’s there?DoubleDouble who?W!48Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.23Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking out here?47Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God bless you!60Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!53Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?36Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.18Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!65Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke through thekeyhole and see!3Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!51Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?50Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?31Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!15Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so please letme in!32Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!2Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!70Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-F G22Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!30Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, but I’dlove somepeanuts.45Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!74Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am I stuckout here?67Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?59Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh, okay.62Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in or we’llbreak down thedoor!76Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecash73Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.16Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?82Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?81Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointless66Who’s there?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!33Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, I useBing or Google.12Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice jokeget any worse?!21Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine, Hawaiiyou?55Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s make somenoise!38Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!27Who’s there?Owls sayOwls say who?Yes, they do.46Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!28Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep, beepand vroom, vroom!17Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open the door!54Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me, that’swho!64Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentity problems,huh?11Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream soda who?Ice scream sodapeople can hear me!61Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!4Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have a hugand a quiche?24Who’s there?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!9Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!44Who’s there?ArtArt who?R2-D2!58Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?43Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.40Who’s there?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.39Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!34Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now you saycontrol freak who?8Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf you alone ifyou leaf me alone.19Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!41Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?10Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!5Who’s there?WaWa who?What are you soexcited about?!13Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knockjokes?25AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothe bathroom!78Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe come andplay? I’m bored!1Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re not strong!79Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!68Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseus who?Odysseus thelast straw!49Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.77Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?63Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor hand anddance the boogie!69Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?7Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!6Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!71Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudly soeveryone can hearme!26Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knock29Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!80Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangaroo42Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)Sloooooooooth56Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all the wayhere!75Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!37Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it when youask me questions.72Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis five plusfive!35Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob Joe Penniesdo you know?83Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!84Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca the trunk,you pack thesuitcase.52Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!57Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, just thedoctor.20Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!14Who’s there?DoubleDouble who?W!48Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.23Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking out here?47Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God bless you!60Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!53Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?36Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.18Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!65Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke through thekeyhole and see!3Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!51Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?50Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?31Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!15Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so please letme in!32Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!2Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!70Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-F G22Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!30Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, but I’dlove somepeanuts.45Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!74Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am I stuckout here?67Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?59Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh, okay.62Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in or we’llbreak down thedoor!76Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecash73Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.16Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?82Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?81Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointless66Who’s there?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!33Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, I useBing or Google.12Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice jokeget any worse?!21Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine, Hawaiiyou?55Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s make somenoise!38Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!27Who’s there?Owls sayOwls say who?Yes, they do.46Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!28Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep, beepand vroom, vroom!17Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open the door!54Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me, that’swho!64Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentity problems,huh?11Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream soda who?Ice scream sodapeople can hear me!61Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!4Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have a hugand a quiche?24Who’s there?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!9Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!44Who’s there?ArtArt who?R2-D2!58Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?43Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.40Who’s there?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.39Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!34Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now you saycontrol freak who?8Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf you alone ifyou leaf me alone.19Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!41Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?10Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!5Who’s there?WaWa who?What are you soexcited about?!

KNOCK KNOCK 2026 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


1
C
2
E
3
C
4
A
5
D
6
C
7
D
8
B
9
C
10
D
11
B
12
A
13
A
14
A
15
D
16
E
17
B
18
A
19
E
20
B
21
B
22
E
23
C
24
D
25
B
26
B
27
E
28
D
29
C
30
C
31
B
32
E
33
C
34
A
35
C
36
E
37
C
38
A
39
E
40
A
41
E
42
B
43
B
44
E
45
B
46
E
47
E
48
D
49
B
50
D
51
B
52
A
53
C
54
A
55
B
56
A
57
A
58
C
59
B
60
A
61
E
62
C
63
B
64
A
65
C
66
B
67
D
68
D
69
A
70
A
71
D
72
D
73
D
74
D
75
C
76
C
77
E
78
D
79
D
80
C
81
D
82
A
83
E
84
E
  1. C-13 Who’s there? Haven Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
  2. E-25 Anita Anita who? Anita go to the bathroom!
  3. C-78 Who’s there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come and play? I’m bored!
  4. A-1 Who’s there? Leon Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong!
  5. D-79 Who’s there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger!
  6. C-68 Who’s there? Odysseus Odysseus who? Odysseus the last straw!
  7. D-49 Who’s there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size.
  8. B-77 Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie way you can let me in?
  9. C-63 Who’s there? Razor Razor who? Razor hand and dance the boogie!
  10. D-69 Who’s there? A Mayan A Mayan who? A Mayan in the way?
  11. B-7 Who’s there? I am I am who? Don’t you even know who you are?!
  12. A-6 Who’s there? Adore Adore who? Adore is between you and me so please open up!
  13. A-71 Who’s there? Icing Icing who? Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me!
  14. A-26 Who’s there? Dejav Dejav who? Knock, knock
  15. D-29 Who’s there? To To who? No, it’s to whom!
  16. E-80 Who’s there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually it’s Kangaroo
  17. B-42 Who’s there? Interrupting sloth Interrupting sloth who? (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth
  18. A-56 Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
  19. E-75 Who’s there? Cow Cow who? No cow says mooooooo!
  20. B-37 Who’s there? Alec Alec who? Alec it when you ask me questions.
  21. B-72 Who’s there? Tennis Tennis who? Tennis five plus five!
  22. E-35 Who’s there? Billy Bob Joe Penny Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
  23. C-83 Who’s there? Sweden Sweden who? Sweden sour chicken!
  24. D-84 Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
  25. B-52 Who’s there? Opportunity Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
  26. B-57 Who’s there? Doctor Doctor who? No, no, just the doctor.
  27. E-20 Who’s there? Europe Europe who? No, you’re a poo!
  28. D-14 Who’s there? Double Double who? W!
  29. C-48 Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re welcome.
  30. C-23 Who’s there? June June who? June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
  31. B-47 Who’s there? Hatch Hatch who? God bless you!
  32. E-60 Who’s there? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell!
  33. C-53 Who’s there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open up will you?
  34. A-36 Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
  35. C-18 Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door. Hi neighbor!
  36. E-65 Who’s there? Luke Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and see!
  37. C-3 Who’s there? Lena Lena who? Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
  38. A-51 Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
  39. E-50 Who’s there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
  40. A-31 Who’s there? Mustache Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
  41. E-15 Who’s there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in!
  42. B-32 Who’s there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
  43. B-2 Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can better!
  44. E-70 Who’s there? Abe Abe who? Abe-C-D-E-F G
  45. B-22 Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nunya business!
  46. E-30 Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
  47. E-45 Who’s there? Smellmop Smellmop who? Ew, no thanks!
  48. D-74 Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open or am I stuck out here?
  49. B-67 Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard I know?
  50. D-59 Who’s there? Amish Amish who? Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.
  51. B-62 Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door!
  52. A-76 Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
  53. C-73 Who’s there? Nicholas Nicholas who? A Nicholas is not much money these days.
  54. A-16 Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  55. B-82 Who’s there? Cabbage Cabbage who? You expect a cabbage to have a last name?
  56. A-81 Who’s there? A broken pencil A broken pencil who? Never mind it’s pointless
  57. A-66 Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
  58. C-33 Who’s there? Ya Ya who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
  59. B-12 Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?!
  60. A-21 Who’s there? Hawaii Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
  61. E-55 Who’s there? Alice Alice who? Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise!
  62. C-38 Who’s there? Cereal Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
  63. B-27 Who’s there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do.
  64. A-46 Who’s there? I need a puh I need a puh-who? Then why don’t you find a toilet!
  65. C-28 Who’s there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!
  66. B-17 Who’s there? Alex Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door!
  67. D-54 Who’s there? Says Says who? Says me, that’s who!
  68. D-64 Who’s there? I am I am who? So you have identity problems, huh?
  69. A-11 Who’s there? Ice cream soda Ice cream soda who? Ice scream soda people can hear me!
  70. A-61 Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
  71. D-4 Who’s there? Quiche Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche?
  72. D-24 Who’s there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O!
  73. D-9 Who’s there? Hike Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
  74. D-44 Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2!
  75. C-58 Who’s there? Euripides Euripides who? Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay?
  76. C-43 Who’s there? Ida Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho.
  77. E-40 Who’s there? Beats Beats who? Beats me.
  78. D-39 Who’s there? Cantaloupe Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!
  79. D-34 Who’s there? Control Freak Contro- Okay, now you say control freak who?
  80. C-8 Who’s there? A leaf. A leaf who? A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.
  81. D-19 Who’s there? Keith Keith who? Keith me, my thweet prince!
  82. A-41 Who’s there? Kenya Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight?
  83. E-10 Who’s there? A little old lady A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
  84. E-5 Who’s there? Wa Wa who? What are you so excited about?!