12Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice jokeget any worse?!74Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am I stuckout here?4Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have a hugand a quiche?29Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!50Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?19Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!47Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God bless you!1Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re not strong!39Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!16Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?21Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine, Hawaiiyou?62Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in or we’llbreak down thedoor!2Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!67Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?60Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!83Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!84Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca the trunk,you pack thesuitcase.82Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?42Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)Sloooooooooth49Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.38Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!15Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so please letme in!48Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.56Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all the wayhere!68Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseus who?Odysseus thelast straw!54Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me, that’swho!9Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!37Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it when youask me questions.46Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!69Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?3Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!32Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!5Who’s there?WaWa who?What are you soexcited about?!26Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knock13Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knockjokes?6Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!58Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?66Who’s there?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!28Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep, beepand vroom, vroom!7Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!55Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s make somenoise!27Who’s there?Owls sayOwls say who?Yes, they do.81Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointless65Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke through thekeyhole and see!34Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now you saycontrol freak who?73Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.64Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentity problems,huh?33Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, I useBing or Google.51Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?14Who’s there?DoubleDouble who?W!43Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.52Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!20Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!80Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangaroo11Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream soda who?Ice scream sodapeople can hear me!78Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe come andplay? I’m bored!17Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open the door!45Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!10Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!70Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-F G8Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf you alone ifyou leaf me alone.53Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?35Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob Joe Penniesdo you know?40Who’s there?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.63Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor hand anddance the boogie!18Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!23Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking out here?72Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis five plusfive!79Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!59Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh, okay.77Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?57Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, just thedoctor.75Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!41Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?76Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecash31Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!30Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, but I’dlove somepeanuts.61Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!25AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothe bathroom!71Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudly soeveryone can hearme!22Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!44Who’s there?ArtArt who?R2-D2!24Who’s there?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!36Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.12Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice jokeget any worse?!74Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am I stuckout here?4Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have a hugand a quiche?29Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!50Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?19Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!47Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God bless you!1Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re not strong!39Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!16Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?21Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine, Hawaiiyou?62Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in or we’llbreak down thedoor!2Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!67Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?60Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!83Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!84Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca the trunk,you pack thesuitcase.82Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?42Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)Sloooooooooth49Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.38Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!15Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so please letme in!48Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.56Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all the wayhere!68Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseus who?Odysseus thelast straw!54Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me, that’swho!9Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!37Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it when youask me questions.46Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!69Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?3Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!32Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!5Who’s there?WaWa who?What are you soexcited about?!26Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knock13Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knockjokes?6Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!58Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?66Who’s there?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!28Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep, beepand vroom, vroom!7Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!55Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s make somenoise!27Who’s there?Owls sayOwls say who?Yes, they do.81Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointless65Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke through thekeyhole and see!34Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now you saycontrol freak who?73Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.64Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentity problems,huh?33Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, I useBing or Google.51Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?14Who’s there?DoubleDouble who?W!43Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.52Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!20Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!80Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangaroo11Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream soda who?Ice scream sodapeople can hear me!78Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe come andplay? I’m bored!17Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open the door!45Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!10Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!70Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-F G8Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf you alone ifyou leaf me alone.53Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?35Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob Joe Penniesdo you know?40Who’s there?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.63Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor hand anddance the boogie!18Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!23Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking out here?72Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis five plusfive!79Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!59Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh, okay.77Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?57Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, just thedoctor.75Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!41Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?76Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecash31Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!30Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, but I’dlove somepeanuts.61Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!25AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothe bathroom!71Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudly soeveryone can hearme!22Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!44Who’s there?ArtArt who?R2-D2!24Who’s there?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!36Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.

KNOCK KNOCK 2026 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. B-12 Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?!
  2. D-74 Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open or am I stuck out here?
  3. D-4 Who’s there? Quiche Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche?
  4. D-29 Who’s there? To To who? No, it’s to whom!
  5. E-50 Who’s there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
  6. D-19 Who’s there? Keith Keith who? Keith me, my thweet prince!
  7. B-47 Who’s there? Hatch Hatch who? God bless you!
  8. A-1 Who’s there? Leon Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong!
  9. D-39 Who’s there? Cantaloupe Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!
  10. A-16 Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  11. A-21 Who’s there? Hawaii Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
  12. B-62 Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door!
  13. B-2 Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can better!
  14. B-67 Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard I know?
  15. E-60 Who’s there? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell!
  16. C-83 Who’s there? Sweden Sweden who? Sweden sour chicken!
  17. D-84 Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
  18. B-82 Who’s there? Cabbage Cabbage who? You expect a cabbage to have a last name?
  19. B-42 Who’s there? Interrupting sloth Interrupting sloth who? (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth
  20. D-49 Who’s there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size.
  21. C-38 Who’s there? Cereal Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
  22. E-15 Who’s there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in!
  23. C-48 Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re welcome.
  24. A-56 Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
  25. C-68 Who’s there? Odysseus Odysseus who? Odysseus the last straw!
  26. D-54 Who’s there? Says Says who? Says me, that’s who!
  27. D-9 Who’s there? Hike Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
  28. B-37 Who’s there? Alec Alec who? Alec it when you ask me questions.
  29. A-46 Who’s there? I need a puh I need a puh-who? Then why don’t you find a toilet!
  30. D-69 Who’s there? A Mayan A Mayan who? A Mayan in the way?
  31. C-3 Who’s there? Lena Lena who? Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
  32. B-32 Who’s there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
  33. E-5 Who’s there? Wa Wa who? What are you so excited about?!
  34. A-26 Who’s there? Dejav Dejav who? Knock, knock
  35. C-13 Who’s there? Haven Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
  36. A-6 Who’s there? Adore Adore who? Adore is between you and me so please open up!
  37. C-58 Who’s there? Euripides Euripides who? Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay?
  38. A-66 Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
  39. C-28 Who’s there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!
  40. B-7 Who’s there? I am I am who? Don’t you even know who you are?!
  41. E-55 Who’s there? Alice Alice who? Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise!
  42. B-27 Who’s there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do.
  43. A-81 Who’s there? A broken pencil A broken pencil who? Never mind it’s pointless
  44. E-65 Who’s there? Luke Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and see!
  45. D-34 Who’s there? Control Freak Contro- Okay, now you say control freak who?
  46. C-73 Who’s there? Nicholas Nicholas who? A Nicholas is not much money these days.
  47. D-64 Who’s there? I am I am who? So you have identity problems, huh?
  48. C-33 Who’s there? Ya Ya who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
  49. A-51 Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
  50. D-14 Who’s there? Double Double who? W!
  51. C-43 Who’s there? Ida Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho.
  52. B-52 Who’s there? Opportunity Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
  53. E-20 Who’s there? Europe Europe who? No, you’re a poo!
  54. E-80 Who’s there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually it’s Kangaroo
  55. A-11 Who’s there? Ice cream soda Ice cream soda who? Ice scream soda people can hear me!
  56. C-78 Who’s there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come and play? I’m bored!
  57. B-17 Who’s there? Alex Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door!
  58. E-45 Who’s there? Smellmop Smellmop who? Ew, no thanks!
  59. E-10 Who’s there? A little old lady A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
  60. E-70 Who’s there? Abe Abe who? Abe-C-D-E-F G
  61. C-8 Who’s there? A leaf. A leaf who? A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.
  62. C-53 Who’s there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open up will you?
  63. E-35 Who’s there? Billy Bob Joe Penny Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
  64. E-40 Who’s there? Beats Beats who? Beats me.
  65. C-63 Who’s there? Razor Razor who? Razor hand and dance the boogie!
  66. C-18 Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door. Hi neighbor!
  67. C-23 Who’s there? June June who? June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
  68. B-72 Who’s there? Tennis Tennis who? Tennis five plus five!
  69. D-79 Who’s there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger!
  70. D-59 Who’s there? Amish Amish who? Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.
  71. B-77 Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie way you can let me in?
  72. B-57 Who’s there? Doctor Doctor who? No, no, just the doctor.
  73. E-75 Who’s there? Cow Cow who? No cow says mooooooo!
  74. A-41 Who’s there? Kenya Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight?
  75. A-76 Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
  76. A-31 Who’s there? Mustache Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
  77. E-30 Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
  78. A-61 Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
  79. E-25 Anita Anita who? Anita go to the bathroom!
  80. A-71 Who’s there? Icing Icing who? Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me!
  81. B-22 Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nunya business!
  82. D-44 Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2!
  83. D-24 Who’s there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O!
  84. A-36 Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.