24Who’s there?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!62Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in or we’llbreak down thedoor!35Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob Joe Penniesdo you know?59Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh, okay.11Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream soda who?Ice scream sodapeople can hear me!8Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf you alone ifyou leaf me alone.53Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?30Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, but I’dlove somepeanuts.29Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!61Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!83Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!10Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!58Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?76Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecash27Who’s there?Owls sayOwls say who?Yes, they do.73Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.25AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothe bathroom!57Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, just thedoctor.12Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice jokeget any worse?!84Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca the trunk,you pack thesuitcase.80Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangaroo66Who’s there?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!32Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!65Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke through thekeyhole and see!22Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!7Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!6Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!19Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!47Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God bless you!5Who’s there?WaWa who?What are you soexcited about?!55Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s make somenoise!82Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?50Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?31Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!67Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?39Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!77Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?60Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!51Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?16Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?43Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.18Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!42Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)Sloooooooooth9Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!37Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it when youask me questions.40Who’s there?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.28Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep, beepand vroom, vroom!78Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe come andplay? I’m bored!70Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-F G26Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knock45Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!38Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!21Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine, Hawaiiyou?56Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all the wayhere!68Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseus who?Odysseus thelast straw!41Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?15Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so please letme in!4Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have a hugand a quiche?69Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?81Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointless23Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking out here?74Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am I stuckout here?52Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!33Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, I useBing or Google.79Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!75Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!36Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.72Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis five plusfive!63Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor hand anddance the boogie!1Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re not strong!64Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentity problems,huh?34Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now you saycontrol freak who?46Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!44Who’s there?ArtArt who?R2-D2!71Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudly soeveryone can hearme!13Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knockjokes?14Who’s there?DoubleDouble who?W!17Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open the door!54Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me, that’swho!20Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!2Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!3Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!48Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.49Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.24Who’s there?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!62Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in or we’llbreak down thedoor!35Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob Joe Penniesdo you know?59Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh, okay.11Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream soda who?Ice scream sodapeople can hear me!8Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf you alone ifyou leaf me alone.53Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?30Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, but I’dlove somepeanuts.29Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!61Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!83Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!10Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!58Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?76Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecash27Who’s there?Owls sayOwls say who?Yes, they do.73Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.25AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothe bathroom!57Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, just thedoctor.12Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice jokeget any worse?!84Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca the trunk,you pack thesuitcase.80Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangaroo66Who’s there?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!32Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!65Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke through thekeyhole and see!22Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!7Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!6Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!19Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!47Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God bless you!5Who’s there?WaWa who?What are you soexcited about?!55Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s make somenoise!82Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?50Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?31Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!67Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?39Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!77Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?60Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!51Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?16Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?43Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.18Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!42Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)Sloooooooooth9Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!37Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it when youask me questions.40Who’s there?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.28Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep, beepand vroom, vroom!78Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe come andplay? I’m bored!70Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-F G26Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knock45Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!38Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!21Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine, Hawaiiyou?56Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all the wayhere!68Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseus who?Odysseus thelast straw!41Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?15Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so please letme in!4Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have a hugand a quiche?69Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?81Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointless23Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking out here?74Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am I stuckout here?52Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!33Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, I useBing or Google.79Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!75Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!36Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.72Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis five plusfive!63Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor hand anddance the boogie!1Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re not strong!64Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentity problems,huh?34Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now you saycontrol freak who?46Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!44Who’s there?ArtArt who?R2-D2!71Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudly soeveryone can hearme!13Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knockjokes?14Who’s there?DoubleDouble who?W!17Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open the door!54Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me, that’swho!20Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!2Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!3Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!48Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.49Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.

KNOCK KNOCK 2026 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. D-24 Who’s there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O!
  2. B-62 Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door!
  3. E-35 Who’s there? Billy Bob Joe Penny Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
  4. D-59 Who’s there? Amish Amish who? Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.
  5. A-11 Who’s there? Ice cream soda Ice cream soda who? Ice scream soda people can hear me!
  6. C-8 Who’s there? A leaf. A leaf who? A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.
  7. C-53 Who’s there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open up will you?
  8. E-30 Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
  9. D-29 Who’s there? To To who? No, it’s to whom!
  10. A-61 Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
  11. C-83 Who’s there? Sweden Sweden who? Sweden sour chicken!
  12. E-10 Who’s there? A little old lady A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
  13. C-58 Who’s there? Euripides Euripides who? Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay?
  14. A-76 Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
  15. B-27 Who’s there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do.
  16. C-73 Who’s there? Nicholas Nicholas who? A Nicholas is not much money these days.
  17. E-25 Anita Anita who? Anita go to the bathroom!
  18. B-57 Who’s there? Doctor Doctor who? No, no, just the doctor.
  19. B-12 Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?!
  20. D-84 Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
  21. E-80 Who’s there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually it’s Kangaroo
  22. A-66 Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
  23. B-32 Who’s there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
  24. E-65 Who’s there? Luke Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and see!
  25. B-22 Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nunya business!
  26. B-7 Who’s there? I am I am who? Don’t you even know who you are?!
  27. A-6 Who’s there? Adore Adore who? Adore is between you and me so please open up!
  28. D-19 Who’s there? Keith Keith who? Keith me, my thweet prince!
  29. B-47 Who’s there? Hatch Hatch who? God bless you!
  30. E-5 Who’s there? Wa Wa who? What are you so excited about?!
  31. E-55 Who’s there? Alice Alice who? Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise!
  32. B-82 Who’s there? Cabbage Cabbage who? You expect a cabbage to have a last name?
  33. E-50 Who’s there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
  34. A-31 Who’s there? Mustache Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
  35. B-67 Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard I know?
  36. D-39 Who’s there? Cantaloupe Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!
  37. B-77 Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie way you can let me in?
  38. E-60 Who’s there? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell!
  39. A-51 Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
  40. A-16 Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  41. C-43 Who’s there? Ida Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho.
  42. C-18 Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door. Hi neighbor!
  43. B-42 Who’s there? Interrupting sloth Interrupting sloth who? (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth
  44. D-9 Who’s there? Hike Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
  45. B-37 Who’s there? Alec Alec who? Alec it when you ask me questions.
  46. E-40 Who’s there? Beats Beats who? Beats me.
  47. C-28 Who’s there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!
  48. C-78 Who’s there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come and play? I’m bored!
  49. E-70 Who’s there? Abe Abe who? Abe-C-D-E-F G
  50. A-26 Who’s there? Dejav Dejav who? Knock, knock
  51. E-45 Who’s there? Smellmop Smellmop who? Ew, no thanks!
  52. C-38 Who’s there? Cereal Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
  53. A-21 Who’s there? Hawaii Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
  54. A-56 Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
  55. C-68 Who’s there? Odysseus Odysseus who? Odysseus the last straw!
  56. A-41 Who’s there? Kenya Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight?
  57. E-15 Who’s there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in!
  58. D-4 Who’s there? Quiche Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche?
  59. D-69 Who’s there? A Mayan A Mayan who? A Mayan in the way?
  60. A-81 Who’s there? A broken pencil A broken pencil who? Never mind it’s pointless
  61. C-23 Who’s there? June June who? June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
  62. D-74 Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open or am I stuck out here?
  63. B-52 Who’s there? Opportunity Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
  64. C-33 Who’s there? Ya Ya who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
  65. D-79 Who’s there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger!
  66. E-75 Who’s there? Cow Cow who? No cow says mooooooo!
  67. A-36 Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
  68. B-72 Who’s there? Tennis Tennis who? Tennis five plus five!
  69. C-63 Who’s there? Razor Razor who? Razor hand and dance the boogie!
  70. A-1 Who’s there? Leon Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong!
  71. D-64 Who’s there? I am I am who? So you have identity problems, huh?
  72. D-34 Who’s there? Control Freak Contro- Okay, now you say control freak who?
  73. A-46 Who’s there? I need a puh I need a puh-who? Then why don’t you find a toilet!
  74. D-44 Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2!
  75. A-71 Who’s there? Icing Icing who? Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me!
  76. C-13 Who’s there? Haven Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
  77. D-14 Who’s there? Double Double who? W!
  78. B-17 Who’s there? Alex Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door!
  79. D-54 Who’s there? Says Says who? Says me, that’s who!
  80. E-20 Who’s there? Europe Europe who? No, you’re a poo!
  81. B-2 Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can better!
  82. C-3 Who’s there? Lena Lena who? Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
  83. C-48 Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re welcome.
  84. D-49 Who’s there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size.