74Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am I stuckout here?77Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?27Who’s there?Owls sayOwls say who?Yes, they do.41Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?8Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf you alone ifyou leaf me alone.53Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?68Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseus who?Odysseus thelast straw!6Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!45Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!50Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?36Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.7Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!22Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!14Who’s there?DoubleDouble who?W!75Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!73Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.83Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!56Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all the wayhere!65Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke through thekeyhole and see!5Who’s there?WaWa who?What are you soexcited about?!37Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it when youask me questions.32Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!82Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?3Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!30Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, but I’dlove somepeanuts.19Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!80Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangaroo12Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice jokeget any worse?!62Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in or we’llbreak down thedoor!46Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!17Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open the door!81Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointless34Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now you saycontrol freak who?70Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-F G9Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!71Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudly soeveryone can hearme!59Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh, okay.78Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe come andplay? I’m bored!49Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.29Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!25AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothe bathroom!38Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!39Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!15Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so please letme in!66Who’s there?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!4Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have a hugand a quiche?57Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, just thedoctor.64Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentity problems,huh?43Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.51Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?44Who’s there?ArtArt who?R2-D2!63Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor hand anddance the boogie!11Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream soda who?Ice scream sodapeople can hear me!47Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God bless you!55Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s make somenoise!48Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.21Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine, Hawaiiyou?16Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?40Who’s there?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.31Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!35Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob Joe Penniesdo you know?52Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!67Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?13Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knockjokes?60Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!61Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!54Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me, that’swho!72Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis five plusfive!1Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re not strong!26Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knock18Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!24Who’s there?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!20Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!10Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!84Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca the trunk,you pack thesuitcase.28Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep, beepand vroom, vroom!23Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking out here?33Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, I useBing or Google.42Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)Sloooooooooth2Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!69Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?76Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecash79Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!58Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?74Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am I stuckout here?77Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?27Who’s there?Owls sayOwls say who?Yes, they do.41Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?8Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf you alone ifyou leaf me alone.53Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?68Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseus who?Odysseus thelast straw!6Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!45Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!50Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?36Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.7Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!22Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!14Who’s there?DoubleDouble who?W!75Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!73Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.83Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!56Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all the wayhere!65Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke through thekeyhole and see!5Who’s there?WaWa who?What are you soexcited about?!37Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it when youask me questions.32Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!82Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?3Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!30Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, but I’dlove somepeanuts.19Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!80Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangaroo12Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice jokeget any worse?!62Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in or we’llbreak down thedoor!46Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!17Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open the door!81Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointless34Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now you saycontrol freak who?70Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-F G9Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!71Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudly soeveryone can hearme!59Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh, okay.78Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe come andplay? I’m bored!49Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.29Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!25AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothe bathroom!38Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!39Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!15Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so please letme in!66Who’s there?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!4Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have a hugand a quiche?57Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, just thedoctor.64Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentity problems,huh?43Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.51Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?44Who’s there?ArtArt who?R2-D2!63Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor hand anddance the boogie!11Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream soda who?Ice scream sodapeople can hear me!47Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God bless you!55Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s make somenoise!48Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.21Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine, Hawaiiyou?16Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?40Who’s there?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.31Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!35Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob Joe Penniesdo you know?52Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!67Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?13Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knockjokes?60Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!61Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!54Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me, that’swho!72Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis five plusfive!1Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re not strong!26Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knock18Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!24Who’s there?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!20Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!10Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!84Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca the trunk,you pack thesuitcase.28Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep, beepand vroom, vroom!23Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking out here?33Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, I useBing or Google.42Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)Sloooooooooth2Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!69Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?76Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecash79Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!58Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?

KNOCK KNOCK 2026 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. D-74 Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open or am I stuck out here?
  2. B-77 Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie way you can let me in?
  3. B-27 Who’s there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do.
  4. A-41 Who’s there? Kenya Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight?
  5. C-8 Who’s there? A leaf. A leaf who? A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.
  6. C-53 Who’s there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open up will you?
  7. C-68 Who’s there? Odysseus Odysseus who? Odysseus the last straw!
  8. A-6 Who’s there? Adore Adore who? Adore is between you and me so please open up!
  9. E-45 Who’s there? Smellmop Smellmop who? Ew, no thanks!
  10. E-50 Who’s there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
  11. A-36 Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
  12. B-7 Who’s there? I am I am who? Don’t you even know who you are?!
  13. B-22 Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nunya business!
  14. D-14 Who’s there? Double Double who? W!
  15. E-75 Who’s there? Cow Cow who? No cow says mooooooo!
  16. C-73 Who’s there? Nicholas Nicholas who? A Nicholas is not much money these days.
  17. C-83 Who’s there? Sweden Sweden who? Sweden sour chicken!
  18. A-56 Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
  19. E-65 Who’s there? Luke Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and see!
  20. E-5 Who’s there? Wa Wa who? What are you so excited about?!
  21. B-37 Who’s there? Alec Alec who? Alec it when you ask me questions.
  22. B-32 Who’s there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
  23. B-82 Who’s there? Cabbage Cabbage who? You expect a cabbage to have a last name?
  24. C-3 Who’s there? Lena Lena who? Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
  25. E-30 Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
  26. D-19 Who’s there? Keith Keith who? Keith me, my thweet prince!
  27. E-80 Who’s there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually it’s Kangaroo
  28. B-12 Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?!
  29. B-62 Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door!
  30. A-46 Who’s there? I need a puh I need a puh-who? Then why don’t you find a toilet!
  31. B-17 Who’s there? Alex Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door!
  32. A-81 Who’s there? A broken pencil A broken pencil who? Never mind it’s pointless
  33. D-34 Who’s there? Control Freak Contro- Okay, now you say control freak who?
  34. E-70 Who’s there? Abe Abe who? Abe-C-D-E-F G
  35. D-9 Who’s there? Hike Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
  36. A-71 Who’s there? Icing Icing who? Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me!
  37. D-59 Who’s there? Amish Amish who? Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.
  38. C-78 Who’s there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come and play? I’m bored!
  39. D-49 Who’s there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size.
  40. D-29 Who’s there? To To who? No, it’s to whom!
  41. E-25 Anita Anita who? Anita go to the bathroom!
  42. C-38 Who’s there? Cereal Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
  43. D-39 Who’s there? Cantaloupe Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!
  44. E-15 Who’s there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in!
  45. A-66 Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
  46. D-4 Who’s there? Quiche Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche?
  47. B-57 Who’s there? Doctor Doctor who? No, no, just the doctor.
  48. D-64 Who’s there? I am I am who? So you have identity problems, huh?
  49. C-43 Who’s there? Ida Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho.
  50. A-51 Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
  51. D-44 Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2!
  52. C-63 Who’s there? Razor Razor who? Razor hand and dance the boogie!
  53. A-11 Who’s there? Ice cream soda Ice cream soda who? Ice scream soda people can hear me!
  54. B-47 Who’s there? Hatch Hatch who? God bless you!
  55. E-55 Who’s there? Alice Alice who? Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise!
  56. C-48 Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re welcome.
  57. A-21 Who’s there? Hawaii Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
  58. A-16 Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  59. E-40 Who’s there? Beats Beats who? Beats me.
  60. A-31 Who’s there? Mustache Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
  61. E-35 Who’s there? Billy Bob Joe Penny Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
  62. B-52 Who’s there? Opportunity Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
  63. B-67 Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard I know?
  64. C-13 Who’s there? Haven Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
  65. E-60 Who’s there? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell!
  66. A-61 Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
  67. D-54 Who’s there? Says Says who? Says me, that’s who!
  68. B-72 Who’s there? Tennis Tennis who? Tennis five plus five!
  69. A-1 Who’s there? Leon Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong!
  70. A-26 Who’s there? Dejav Dejav who? Knock, knock
  71. C-18 Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door. Hi neighbor!
  72. D-24 Who’s there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O!
  73. E-20 Who’s there? Europe Europe who? No, you’re a poo!
  74. E-10 Who’s there? A little old lady A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
  75. D-84 Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
  76. C-28 Who’s there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!
  77. C-23 Who’s there? June June who? June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
  78. C-33 Who’s there? Ya Ya who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
  79. B-42 Who’s there? Interrupting sloth Interrupting sloth who? (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth
  80. B-2 Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can better!
  81. D-69 Who’s there? A Mayan A Mayan who? A Mayan in the way?
  82. A-76 Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
  83. D-79 Who’s there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger!
  84. C-58 Who’s there? Euripides Euripides who? Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay?