68Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseus who?Odysseus thelast straw!39Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!22Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!45Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!49Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.40Who’s there?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.60Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!29Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!71Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudly soeveryone can hearme!18Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!12Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice jokeget any worse?!76Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecash41Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?1Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re not strong!72Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis five plusfive!84Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca the trunk,you pack thesuitcase.83Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!52Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!32Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!16Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?31Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!69Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?58Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?62Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in or we’llbreak down thedoor!48Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.28Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep, beepand vroom, vroom!10Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!51Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?23Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking out here?5Who’s there?WaWa who?What are you soexcited about?!66Who’s there?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!3Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!9Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!80Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangaroo54Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me, that’swho!46Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!81Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointless38Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!73Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.74Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am I stuckout here?36Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.55Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s make somenoise!20Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!26Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knock67Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?17Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open the door!4Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have a hugand a quiche?50Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?34Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now you saycontrol freak who?19Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!30Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, but I’dlove somepeanuts.35Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob Joe Penniesdo you know?15Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so please letme in!14Who’s there?DoubleDouble who?W!7Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!13Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knockjokes?21Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine, Hawaiiyou?37Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it when youask me questions.78Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe come andplay? I’m bored!42Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)Sloooooooooth53Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?44Who’s there?ArtArt who?R2-D2!79Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!61Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!43Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.70Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-F G65Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke through thekeyhole and see!25AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothe bathroom!27Who’s there?Owls sayOwls say who?Yes, they do.59Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh, okay.33Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, I useBing or Google.11Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream soda who?Ice scream sodapeople can hear me!2Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!6Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!63Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor hand anddance the boogie!56Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all the wayhere!8Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf you alone ifyou leaf me alone.75Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!82Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?24Who’s there?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!77Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?64Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentity problems,huh?47Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God bless you!57Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, just thedoctor.68Who’s there?OdysseusOdysseus who?Odysseus thelast straw!39Who’s there?CantaloupeCantaloupe who?Cantaloupe toVegas, you’re tooyoung!22Who’s there?NunNun who?Nunyabusiness!45Who’s there?SmellmopSmellmopwho?Ew, no thanks!49Who’s there?PecanPecan who?Pecan someoneyour own size.40Who’s there?BeatsBeats who?Beats me.60Who’s there?FigsFigs who?Figs thedoorbell!29Who’s there?ToTo who?No, it’s towhom!71Who’s there?IcingIcing who?Icing so loudly soeveryone can hearme!18Who’s there?Olive.Olive who?Olive next door.Hi neighbor!12Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice jokeget any worse?!76Who’s there?RobinRobin who?Robin you! Nowhand over thecash41Who’s there?KenyaKenya who?Kenya feel thelove tonight?1Who’s there?LeonLeon who?Leon me whenyou’re not strong!72Who’s there?TennisTennis who?Tennis five plusfive!84Who’s there?AlpacaAlpaca who?Alpaca the trunk,you pack thesuitcase.83Who’s there?SwedenSweden who?Sweden sourchicken!52Who’s there?OpportunityOpportunitydoesn’t knocktwice!32Who’s there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne thebathtub ⏤ I’mdwowning!16Who’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?BananaBanana who?Knock, knockWho’s there?OrangeOrange who?Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?31Who’s there?MustacheMustache who?Mustache you aquestion, but I’llshave it for later!69Who’s there?A MayanA Mayan who?A Mayan in theway?58Who’s there?EuripidesEuripides who?Euripides jeansand you pay forthem, okay?62Who’s there?Lettuce.Lettuce who?Lettuce in or we’llbreak down thedoor!48Who’s there?TankTank who?You’rewelcome.28Who’s there?CargoCargo who?Cargo beep, beepand vroom, vroom!10Who’s there?A little old ladyA little old ladywho?Wow, I didn’t knowyou could yodel!51Who’s there?BooBoo who?Uh, why areyou crying?23Who’s there?JuneJune who?June know howlong I’ve beenknocking out here?5Who’s there?WaWa who?What are you soexcited about?!66Who’s there?AmosAmos who?A mosquito!3Who’s there?LenaLena who?Lena a little closer,and I’ll tell youanother joke!9Who’s there?HikeHike who?I didn’t know youliked Japanesepoetry!80Who’s there?KangaKanga who?Actually it’sKangaroo54Who’s there?SaysSays who?Says me, that’swho!46Who’s there?I need a puhI need a puh-who?Then why don’tyou find a toilet!81Who’s there?A broken pencilA broken pencilwho?Never mind it’spointless38Who’s there?CerealCereal who?Cereal pleasureto meet you!73Who’s there?NicholasNicholas who?A Nicholas is notmuch moneythese days.74Who’s there?CandiceCandice who?Candice dooropen or am I stuckout here?36Who’s there?TheodoreTheodore who?Theodore wasn’topened so Iknocked.55Who’s there?AliceAlice who?Alice so quiet.Let’s make somenoise!20Who’s there?EuropeEurope who?No, you’re apoo!26Who’s there?DejavDejav who?Knock, knock67Who’s there?HowardHoward who?Howard Iknow?17Who’s there?AlexAlex who?Alex-plain whenyou open the door!4Who’s there?QuicheQuiche who?Can I have a hugand a quiche?50Who’s there?VoodooVoodoo who?Voodoo you thinkyou are asking meso many questions?34Who’s there?Control FreakContro-Okay, now you saycontrol freak who?19Who’s there?KeithKeith who?Keith me, mythweet prince!30Who’s there?CashCash who?No thanks, but I’dlove somepeanuts.35Who’s there?Billy Bob Joe PennyBilly Bob Joe Pennywho?Really? How manyBilly Bob Joe Penniesdo you know?15Who’s there?AnitaAnita who?Anita drink ofwater so please letme in!14Who’s there?DoubleDouble who?W!7Who’s there?I amI am who?Don’t you evenknow who youare?!13Who’s there?HavenHaven who?Haven you heardenoughof these knock-knockjokes?21Who’s there?HawaiiHawaii who?I’m fine, Hawaiiyou?37Who’s there?AlecAlec who?Alec it when youask me questions.78Who’s there?CanoeCanoe who?Canoe come andplay? I’m bored!42Who’s there?Interrupting slothInterrupting slothwho?(20 seconds ofsilence)Sloooooooooth53Who’s there?HoneybeeHoneybee who?Honeybee a dearand open up willyou?44Who’s there?ArtArt who?R2-D2!79Who’s there?GorillaGorilla who?Gorilla me ahamburger!61Who’s there?DishesDishes who?Dishes thepolice, open up!43Who’s there?IdaIda who?It’s pronouncedIdaho.70Who’s there?AbeAbe who?Abe-C-D-E-F G65Who’s there?LukeLuke who?Luke through thekeyhole and see!25AnitaAnita who?Anita go tothe bathroom!27Who’s there?Owls sayOwls say who?Yes, they do.59Who’s there?AmishAmish who?Really, you’re ashoe? Uh, okay.33Who’s there?YaYa who?No thanks, I useBing or Google.11Who’s there?Ice cream sodaIce cream soda who?Ice scream sodapeople can hear me!2Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie thing youcan do I canbetter!6Who’s there?AdoreAdore who?Adore is betweenyou and me soplease open up!63Who’s there?RazorRazor who?Razor hand anddance the boogie!56Who’s there?IranIran who?Iran all the wayhere!8Who’s there?A leaf.A leaf who?A leaf you alone ifyou leaf me alone.75Who’s there?CowCow who?No cow saysmooooooo!82Who’s there?CabbageCabbage who?You expect acabbage to have alast name?24Who’s there?SpellSpell who?W-H-O!77Who’s there?AnnieAnnie who?Annie way youcan let me in?64Who’s there?I amI am who?So you haveidentity problems,huh?47Who’s there?HatchHatch who?God bless you!57Who’s there?DoctorDoctor who?No, no, just thedoctor.

KNOCK KNOCK 2026 - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. C-68 Who’s there? Odysseus Odysseus who? Odysseus the last straw!
  2. D-39 Who’s there? Cantaloupe Cantaloupe who? Cantaloupe to Vegas, you’re too young!
  3. B-22 Who’s there? Nun Nun who? Nunya business!
  4. E-45 Who’s there? Smellmop Smellmop who? Ew, no thanks!
  5. D-49 Who’s there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan someone your own size.
  6. E-40 Who’s there? Beats Beats who? Beats me.
  7. E-60 Who’s there? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell!
  8. D-29 Who’s there? To To who? No, it’s to whom!
  9. A-71 Who’s there? Icing Icing who? Icing so loudly so everyone can hear me!
  10. C-18 Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive next door. Hi neighbor!
  11. B-12 Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?!
  12. A-76 Who’s there? Robin Robin who? Robin you! Now hand over the cash
  13. A-41 Who’s there? Kenya Kenya who? Kenya feel the love tonight?
  14. A-1 Who’s there? Leon Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong!
  15. B-72 Who’s there? Tennis Tennis who? Tennis five plus five!
  16. D-84 Who’s there? Alpaca Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
  17. C-83 Who’s there? Sweden Sweden who? Sweden sour chicken!
  18. B-52 Who’s there? Opportunity Opportunity doesn’t knock twice!
  19. B-32 Who’s there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub ⏤ I’m dwowning!
  20. A-16 Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Banana Banana who? Knock, knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  21. A-31 Who’s there? Mustache Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later!
  22. D-69 Who’s there? A Mayan A Mayan who? A Mayan in the way?
  23. C-58 Who’s there? Euripides Euripides who? Euripides jeans and you pay for them, okay?
  24. B-62 Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in or we’ll break down the door!
  25. C-48 Who’s there? Tank Tank who? You’re welcome.
  26. C-28 Who’s there? Cargo Cargo who? Cargo beep, beep and vroom, vroom!
  27. E-10 Who’s there? A little old lady A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
  28. A-51 Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Uh, why are you crying?
  29. C-23 Who’s there? June June who? June know how long I’ve been knocking out here?
  30. E-5 Who’s there? Wa Wa who? What are you so excited about?!
  31. A-66 Who’s there? Amos Amos who? A mosquito!
  32. C-3 Who’s there? Lena Lena who? Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
  33. D-9 Who’s there? Hike Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
  34. E-80 Who’s there? Kanga Kanga who? Actually it’s Kangaroo
  35. D-54 Who’s there? Says Says who? Says me, that’s who!
  36. A-46 Who’s there? I need a puh I need a puh-who? Then why don’t you find a toilet!
  37. A-81 Who’s there? A broken pencil A broken pencil who? Never mind it’s pointless
  38. C-38 Who’s there? Cereal Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!
  39. C-73 Who’s there? Nicholas Nicholas who? A Nicholas is not much money these days.
  40. D-74 Who’s there? Candice Candice who? Candice door open or am I stuck out here?
  41. A-36 Who’s there? Theodore Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
  42. E-55 Who’s there? Alice Alice who? Alice so quiet. Let’s make some noise!
  43. E-20 Who’s there? Europe Europe who? No, you’re a poo!
  44. A-26 Who’s there? Dejav Dejav who? Knock, knock
  45. B-67 Who’s there? Howard Howard who? Howard I know?
  46. B-17 Who’s there? Alex Alex who? Alex-plain when you open the door!
  47. D-4 Who’s there? Quiche Quiche who? Can I have a hug and a quiche?
  48. E-50 Who’s there? Voodoo Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
  49. D-34 Who’s there? Control Freak Contro- Okay, now you say control freak who?
  50. D-19 Who’s there? Keith Keith who? Keith me, my thweet prince!
  51. E-30 Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
  52. E-35 Who’s there? Billy Bob Joe Penny Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
  53. E-15 Who’s there? Anita Anita who? Anita drink of water so please let me in!
  54. D-14 Who’s there? Double Double who? W!
  55. B-7 Who’s there? I am I am who? Don’t you even know who you are?!
  56. C-13 Who’s there? Haven Haven who? Haven you heard enough of these knock-knock jokes?
  57. A-21 Who’s there? Hawaii Hawaii who? I’m fine, Hawaii you?
  58. B-37 Who’s there? Alec Alec who? Alec it when you ask me questions.
  59. C-78 Who’s there? Canoe Canoe who? Canoe come and play? I’m bored!
  60. B-42 Who’s there? Interrupting sloth Interrupting sloth who? (20 seconds of silence) Sloooooooooth
  61. C-53 Who’s there? Honeybee Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open up will you?
  62. D-44 Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2!
  63. D-79 Who’s there? Gorilla Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger!
  64. A-61 Who’s there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes the police, open up!
  65. C-43 Who’s there? Ida Ida who? It’s pronounced Idaho.
  66. E-70 Who’s there? Abe Abe who? Abe-C-D-E-F G
  67. E-65 Who’s there? Luke Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and see!
  68. E-25 Anita Anita who? Anita go to the bathroom!
  69. B-27 Who’s there? Owls say Owls say who? Yes, they do.
  70. D-59 Who’s there? Amish Amish who? Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.
  71. C-33 Who’s there? Ya Ya who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google.
  72. A-11 Who’s there? Ice cream soda Ice cream soda who? Ice scream soda people can hear me!
  73. B-2 Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie thing you can do I can better!
  74. A-6 Who’s there? Adore Adore who? Adore is between you and me so please open up!
  75. C-63 Who’s there? Razor Razor who? Razor hand and dance the boogie!
  76. A-56 Who’s there? Iran Iran who? Iran all the way here!
  77. C-8 Who’s there? A leaf. A leaf who? A leaf you alone if you leaf me alone.
  78. E-75 Who’s there? Cow Cow who? No cow says mooooooo!
  79. B-82 Who’s there? Cabbage Cabbage who? You expect a cabbage to have a last name?
  80. D-24 Who’s there? Spell Spell who? W-H-O!
  81. B-77 Who’s there? Annie Annie who? Annie way you can let me in?
  82. D-64 Who’s there? I am I am who? So you have identity problems, huh?
  83. B-47 Who’s there? Hatch Hatch who? God bless you!
  84. B-57 Who’s there? Doctor Doctor who? No, no, just the doctor.