Jeff can'tdo asimpletask in JiraThe Churchdoesn'tfollow theirown policyThe floorplan isdrawn inmarker orcrayon.The meetingendedwithout aclearresolution.We'vebeen tellingyou thisfrom day 1Left themeeting moreconfusedthan youwere before.Thesolution hasbecome theproblem.Someonefellasleep.This meetingcould havebeen anemail.Jonmispronouncesa nameCarlstarts afightJeffHijacksthemeeting"We needto defineaprocess"SomeonesayssomethingsexistForcing asquare peginto around hole."Completelyignore industrystandards anddo it my wayinstead""We need adocumentedproccess"Start ameetingwithprayerTheMeeting'spurpose is toplan anothermeetingSomeonedoesn'tunderstandtheir owninternalprocess(es)Marc Blockergives offJeffereyDahmervibesUsing Agilemethodologyfor somethingother thansoftwaredevelopment.Failure tounderstandbasic logic.The personthat requestedthe meetingblew off themeeting.Jeff can'tdo asimpletask in JiraThe Churchdoesn'tfollow theirown policyThe floorplan isdrawn inmarker orcrayon.The meetingendedwithout aclearresolution.We'vebeen tellingyou thisfrom day 1Left themeeting moreconfusedthan youwere before.Thesolution hasbecome theproblem.Someonefellasleep.This meetingcould havebeen anemail.Jonmispronouncesa nameCarlstarts afightJeffHijacksthemeeting"We needto defineaprocess"SomeonesayssomethingsexistForcing asquare peginto around hole."Completelyignore industrystandards anddo it my wayinstead""We need adocumentedproccess"Start ameetingwithprayerTheMeeting'spurpose is toplan anothermeetingSomeonedoesn'tunderstandtheir owninternalprocess(es)Marc Blockergives offJeffereyDahmervibesUsing Agilemethodologyfor somethingother thansoftwaredevelopment.Failure tounderstandbasic logic.The personthat requestedthe meetingblew off themeeting.

Church Meeting Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Jeff can't do a simple task in Jira
  2. The Church doesn't follow their own policy
  3. The floor plan is drawn in marker or crayon.
  4. The meeting ended without a clear resolution.
  5. We've been telling you this from day 1
  6. Left the meeting more confused than you were before.
  7. The solution has become the problem.
  8. Someone fell asleep.
  9. This meeting could have been an email.
  10. Jon mispronounces a name
  11. Carl starts a fight
  12. Jeff Hijacks the meeting
  13. "We need to define a process"
  14. Someone says something sexist
  15. Forcing a square peg into a round hole.
  16. "Completely ignore industry standards and do it my way instead"
  17. "We need a documented proccess"
  18. Start a meeting with prayer
  19. The Meeting's purpose is to plan another meeting
  20. Someone doesn't understand their own internal process(es)
  21. Marc Blocker gives off Jefferey Dahmer vibes
  22. Using Agile methodology for something other than software development.
  23. Failure to understand basic logic.
  24. The person that requested the meeting blew off the meeting.