Quickdiscoverycall (spoiler:not quick)Demo day:Please work..pleasework... oh no.You're onmute.You're stillon muteYou're onmute.You're stillon mute!Any blockersaside fromexistentialdread?Aha! I'vegot it!Wait. No Idon'tGiven: Taskedwith icebreaker When: Clueless Then: Co-pilotWe'rewaiting onthe last 78approvalsRoadmapwith scenicdetours &potholesDeadlinemoved..toyesterdayBacklog sobig it needsits own zipcodeFeaturefreeze...except for 12last-minutechangesSprintplanningmarathonTech glitchcaused bymoon's badWi-Fi & Pluto'sattitudeFollow upemailavalancheLet's makechaos lookcreativeDeploymentcrisis mode!Everything issuper-duper-top prioritynow. EvenlunchWar roomescalatestoDEFCON 1Caneveryonehear me?Roadmap:A beautifullie we allagree onCould havebeen a chat,but now hasslidesMVP:MinimumViablePanicLet's wrapup - after3 moretangentsCoffeebreak turnedtherapysessionStakeholderupdate:Whereoptimismmeets realityConfirmownershipofmayhemStandup. Sitdown.Kidding -we're stillstandingCan werescheduleagain andagain andagain?Quickdiscoverycall (spoiler:not quick)Demo day:Please work..pleasework... oh no.You're onmute.You're stillon muteYou're onmute.You're stillon mute!Any blockersaside fromexistentialdread?Aha! I'vegot it!Wait. No Idon'tGiven: Taskedwith icebreaker When: Clueless Then: Co-pilotWe'rewaiting onthe last 78approvalsRoadmapwith scenicdetours &potholesDeadlinemoved..toyesterdayBacklog sobig it needsits own zipcodeFeaturefreeze...except for 12last-minutechangesSprintplanningmarathonTech glitchcaused bymoon's badWi-Fi & Pluto'sattitudeFollow upemailavalancheLet's makechaos lookcreativeDeploymentcrisis mode!Everything issuper-duper-top prioritynow. EvenlunchWar roomescalatestoDEFCON 1Caneveryonehear me?Roadmap:A beautifullie we allagree onCould havebeen a chat,but now hasslidesMVP:MinimumViablePanicLet's wrapup - after3 moretangentsCoffeebreak turnedtherapysessionStakeholderupdate:Whereoptimismmeets realityConfirmownershipofmayhemStandup. Sitdown.Kidding -we're stillstandingCan werescheduleagain andagain andagain?

PO Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Quick discovery call (spoiler: not quick)
  2. Demo day: Please work.. please work... oh no.
  3. You're on mute. You're still on mute
  4. You're on mute. You're still on mute!
  5. Any blockers aside from existential dread?
  6. Aha! I've got it! Wait. No I don't
  7. Given: Tasked with icebreaker When: Clueless Then: Co-pilot
  8. We're waiting on the last 78 approvals
  9. Roadmap with scenic detours & potholes
  10. Deadline moved.. to yesterday
  11. Backlog so big it needs its own zip code
  12. Feature freeze... except for 12 last-minute changes
  13. Sprint planning marathon
  14. Tech glitch caused by moon's bad Wi-Fi & Pluto's attitude
  15. Follow up email avalanche
  16. Let's make chaos look creative
  17. Deployment crisis mode!
  18. Everything is super-duper-top priority now. Even lunch
  19. War room escalates to DEFCON 1
  20. Can everyone hear me?
  21. Roadmap: A beautiful lie we all agree on
  22. Could have been a chat, but now has slides
  23. MVP: Minimum Viable Panic
  24. Let's wrap up - after 3 more tangents
  25. Coffee break turned therapy session
  26. Stakeholder update: Where optimism meets reality
  27. Confirm ownership of mayhem
  28. Standup. Sit down. Kidding - we're still standing
  29. Can we reschedule again and again and again?