Nummy excitedlyreads a new cardand then slowlyloses enthusiasmafter reading thewhole cardWhoever we'rewatchingconcedeswithin the first3 turnsOMG weBROKEthe METAday ONE?!3+ minuteintro beforeanygameplayhappensSomeonespends 30minutes beforestarting theirfirst game indraftMy OPwon't letme do mycombo!Ruckus hasthe wrongsleeves/talksabout healthyladiesSomeoneplays a cardthat isn'tactually legalin StandardNummyplays 4+colors inearly access Passiveaggressiontowardsanothercontent creatorSomeonemisreads acard and it'sway worse thanthey thoughtNummyopens abustedrare day 1An appearancefrom MTGJoe,CGB, JimDavis,HelloGoodGameor AshlizzleCan't tell whyNicolaiBolasis sayingwhat he'ssayingThat comeswithexperience,BOOM, a winfor the goodguys!A deck thatplays lessthan 4unique newcardsWe needto talkabout 'this'card...Someoneresolves aParadigmspellNummysays"that'ssiiiiiiiick"Curse ofthe Egg(Nummyfloods)This cardNEEDS tobeBANNED!"Lookat meI'm X"Anarchetype isbetter thanwe thoughtNummykeeps a handwith 1 colorof mana in a3+ color deckA deck thatplays 10 ormore uniquenew cardsEarlyaccessbug/issuesSomeonemisreads acard and it'sway better thanthey thoughtStickerworthyface fromThe EggOPconcedeswithin thefirst 3 turnsNummy excitedlyreads a new cardand then slowlyloses enthusiasmafter reading thewhole cardWhoever we'rewatchingconcedeswithin the first3 turnsOMG weBROKEthe METAday ONE?!3+ minuteintro beforeanygameplayhappensSomeonespends 30minutes beforestarting theirfirst game indraftMy OPwon't letme do mycombo!Ruckus hasthe wrongsleeves/talksabout healthyladiesSomeoneplays a cardthat isn'tactually legalin StandardNummyplays 4+colors inearly access Passiveaggressiontowardsanothercontent creatorSomeonemisreads acard and it'sway worse thanthey thoughtNummyopens abustedrare day 1An appearancefrom MTGJoe,CGB, JimDavis,HelloGoodGameor AshlizzleCan't tell whyNicolaiBolasis sayingwhat he'ssayingThat comeswithexperience,BOOM, a winfor the goodguys!A deck thatplays lessthan 4unique newcardsWe needto talkabout 'this'card...Someoneresolves aParadigmspellNummysays"that'ssiiiiiiiick"Curse ofthe Egg(Nummyfloods)This cardNEEDS tobeBANNED!"Lookat meI'm X"Anarchetype isbetter thanwe thoughtNummykeeps a handwith 1 colorof mana in a3+ color deckA deck thatplays 10 ormore uniquenew cardsEarlyaccessbug/issuesSomeonemisreads acard and it'sway better thanthey thoughtStickerworthyface fromThe EggOPconcedeswithin thefirst 3 turns

MTG early access content creator shenanigans - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Nummy excitedly reads a new card and then slowly loses enthusiasm after reading the whole card
  2. Whoever we're watching concedes within the first 3 turns
  3. OMG we BROKE the META day ONE?!
  4. 3+ minute intro before any gameplay happens
  5. Someone spends 30 minutes before starting their first game in draft
  6. My OP won't let me do my combo!
  7. Ruckus has the wrong sleeves/talks about healthy ladies
  8. Someone plays a card that isn't actually legal in Standard
  9. Nummy plays 4+ colors in early access
  10. Passive aggression towards another content creator
  11. Someone misreads a card and it's way worse than they thought
  12. Nummy opens a busted rare day 1
  13. An appearance from MTGJoe, CGB, JimDavis, HelloGoodGame or Ashlizzle
  14. Can't tell why NicolaiBolas is saying what he's saying
  15. That comes with experience, BOOM, a win for the good guys!
  16. A deck that plays less than 4 unique new cards
  17. We need to talk about 'this' card...
  18. Someone resolves a Paradigm spell
  19. Nummy says "that's siiiiiiiick"
  20. Curse of the Egg (Nummy floods)
  21. This card NEEDS to be BANNED!
  22. "Look at me I'm X"
  23. An archetype is better than we thought
  24. Nummy keeps a hand with 1 color of mana in a 3+ color deck
  25. A deck that plays 10 or more unique new cards
  26. Early access bug/issues
  27. Someone misreads a card and it's way better than they thought
  28. Sticker worthy face from The Egg
  29. OP concedes within the first 3 turns