Crying in the employee bathroom Saying “I’m sorry, your therapist isn’t in today” when they are Not getting paid enough for this S**t Having to call 911 The lobby smelling like a truck stop bathroom “I don’t have insurance” Clients smoking in front of the no smoking sign Hitting reply all to say “congratulations!” “The number you have dialed is not in service” “I’m sorry but we cannot schedule appointments on weekends” Giving a client a fake name A phone call that lasts 10+ minutes The same client calls 3+ times a day “I'll pay my bill next time” Emails written in all caps “iD lIKe tO SpeAk wItH yOuR sUpErvIsoR” Sending an email and getting no response A client coming in 30 minutes late “It’s urgent!” – Its not urgent A parent doesn't know their child's birthday “The printer isn’t working, can you fix it?” Having a migraine always A client who doesn’t know their therapist’s name A client who came in for an drunk/high An animal that is definitely not a service animal A client yelling at you “Your appointment was yesterday, Sir” “It’s an emergency. My pen is out of ink” Working from an office that has no windows “The toilet overflowed, can you fix it?” The never ending scanning pile “Would you like to leave a voicemail?” Wearing gloves inside to keep warm Crying in the employee bathroom Saying “I’m sorry, your therapist isn’t in today” when they are Not getting paid enough for this S**t Having to call 911 The lobby smelling like a truck stop bathroom “I don’t have insurance” Clients smoking in front of the no smoking sign Hitting reply all to say “congratulations!” “The number you have dialed is not in service” “I’m sorry but we cannot schedule appointments on weekends” Giving a client a fake name A phone call that lasts 10+ minutes The same client calls 3+ times a day “I'll pay my bill next time” Emails written in all caps “iD lIKe tO SpeAk wItH yOuR sUpErvIsoR” Sending an email and getting no response A client coming in 30 minutes late “It’s urgent!” – Its not urgent A parent doesn't know their child's birthday “The printer isn’t working, can you fix it?” Having a migraine always A client who doesn’t know their therapist’s name A client who came in for an drunk/high An animal that is definitely not a service animal A client yelling at you “Your appointment was yesterday, Sir” “It’s an emergency. My pen is out of ink” Working from an office that has no windows “The toilet overflowed, can you fix it?” The never ending scanning pile “Would you like to leave a voicemail?” Wearing gloves inside to keep warm
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Crying in the employee bathroom
Saying “I’m sorry, your therapist isn’t in today” when they are
Not getting paid enough for this S**t
Having to call 911
The lobby smelling like a truck stop bathroom
“I don’t have insurance”
Clients smoking in front of the no smoking sign
Hitting reply all to say “congratulations!”
“The number you have dialed is not in service”
“I’m sorry but we cannot schedule appointments on weekends”
Giving a client a fake name
A phone call that lasts 10+ minutes
The same client calls 3+ times a day
“I'll pay my bill next time”
Emails written in all caps
“iD lIKe tO SpeAk wItH yOuR sUpErvIsoR”
Sending an email and getting no response
A client coming in 30 minutes late
“It’s urgent!” – Its not urgent
A parent doesn't know their child's birthday
“The printer isn’t working, can you fix it?”
Having a migraine always
A client who doesn’t know their therapist’s name
A client who came in for an drunk/high
An animal that is definitely not a service animal
A client yelling at you
“Your appointment was yesterday, Sir”
“It’s an emergency. My pen is out of ink”
Working from an office that has no windows
“The toilet overflowed, can you fix it?”
The never ending scanning pile
“Would you like to leave a voicemail?”
Wearing gloves inside to keep warm
