"I have acouple ofreturns"*Pulls outtote bag*"Shovesphone aninch fromyour face"Brightnesslow and haveto ask themto make itbrighterSlamsitem downand staresat you*Theyhave aStaplescode*Demmandsanswers forwhy/how Amazondoes things (Theyliterally think weare Amazon)"I swear IpickedUPSStore"Starts returnwhen theycome up tothe counterCustomeris gettingfrustratedSeller willprovide aprepaidmailing label"Is itgonna getthere?""Can't youguys justtake it?"*Bangs onlocked door*"I just havehave areturn!""Wife/Husbandsaid to justbring it here."Customerhas aKohls QRcode"I set thecode forWholeFoods.""How areyou today?""Amazonreturn."No labelonpackage"Sorry,ran outof tape"FlashlightonAllergic toputtingthingsdownLeaves theirgarbage allover thecounterMultiplelabelson box"I don'tneed areceipt."Customerhas aFedexPackage"Canyou helpme?"Customeris rude forno reason"Theysaid thebox wasfee""This isUSPS,can I get areceipt?"Calls storeto askwhere theirrefund is2.95 emailfee??*Flips outover it*'"You guyshavewifi?""I left thephone inthe car""Yourkiosk isfull overhere."Samelabel, twoboxes"I toldthem I wascominghere.""I have acouple ofreturns"*Pulls outtote bag*"Shovesphone aninch fromyour face"Brightnesslow and haveto ask themto make itbrighterSlamsitem downand staresat you*Theyhave aStaplescode*Demmandsanswers forwhy/how Amazondoes things (Theyliterally think weare Amazon)"I swear IpickedUPSStore"Starts returnwhen theycome up tothe counterCustomeris gettingfrustratedSeller willprovide aprepaidmailing label"Is itgonna getthere?""Can't youguys justtake it?"*Bangs onlocked door*"I just havehave areturn!""Wife/Husbandsaid to justbring it here."Customerhas aKohls QRcode"I set thecode forWholeFoods.""How areyou today?""Amazonreturn."No labelonpackage"Sorry,ran outof tape"FlashlightonAllergic toputtingthingsdownLeaves theirgarbage allover thecounterMultiplelabelson box"I don'tneed areceipt."Customerhas aFedexPackage"Canyou helpme?"Customeris rude forno reason"Theysaid thebox wasfee""This isUSPS,can I get areceipt?"Calls storeto askwhere theirrefund is2.95 emailfee??*Flips outover it*'"You guyshavewifi?""I left thephone inthe car""Yourkiosk isfull overhere."Samelabel, twoboxes"I toldthem I wascominghere."

AMAZOMBIE BINGO NOCATEE STORE EDITION - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "I have a couple of returns" *Pulls out tote bag*
  2. "Shoves phone an inch from your face"
  3. Brightness low and have to ask them to make it brighter
  4. Slams item down and stares at you
  5. *They have a Staples code*
  6. Demmands answers for why/how Amazon does things (They literally think we are Amazon)
  7. "I swear I picked UPS Store"
  8. Starts return when they come up to the counter
  9. Customer is getting frustrated
  10. Seller will provide a prepaid mailing label
  11. "Is it gonna get there?"
  12. "Can't you guys just take it?"
  13. *Bangs on locked door* "I just have have a return!"
  14. "Wife/Husband said to just bring it here."
  15. Customer has a Kohls QR code
  16. "I set the code for Whole Foods."
  17. "How are you today?" "Amazon return."
  18. No label on package
  19. "Sorry, ran out of tape"
  20. Flashlight on
  21. Allergic to putting things down
  22. Leaves their garbage all over the counter
  23. Multiple labels on box
  24. "I don't need a receipt."
  25. Customer has a Fedex Package
  26. "Can you help me?"
  27. Customer is rude for no reason
  28. "They said the box was fee"
  29. "This is USPS, can I get a receipt?"
  30. Calls store to ask where their refund is
  31. 2.95 email fee?? *Flips out over it*
  32. '"You guys have wifi?"
  33. "I left the phone in the car"
  34. "Your kiosk is full over here."
  35. Same label, two boxes
  36. "I told them I was coming here."