War inAfghanistan?(again)Ethiopiajoins theSudanwarHouthisjoinIranTheCongounfucksitselfIran burstsinto flamesand sinks intothedesert(again)Isuhh...westernSahara still athing?Al-qa'idais winningin thesahelSchrödinger'sAyatollah(dead/alive)TaiwaninvasionWe abandontheKurds(again)WeinvadeIraq againNuclearwarRussiagets theDonbasOrbanx PutinYaoiAfghanistanbursts intoflames andsinks into thedesert(again)IsraelbombsLebanonRussia burstsinto flamesand sinks intotheswamp(again)UAEfuckeryGroundtroopsin IransomeonebombsKuwaitagainMuseveni diesand Muhoozibecomespresident ofugandaRussiainvadesKazakhstanCuba burstsinto flamesand sinks intotheswamp(again)chiefkeef(lovesosa)War inAfghanistan?(again)Ethiopiajoins theSudanwarHouthisjoinIranTheCongounfucksitselfIran burstsinto flamesand sinks intothedesert(again)Isuhh...westernSahara still athing?Al-qa'idais winningin thesahelSchrödinger'sAyatollah(dead/alive)TaiwaninvasionWe abandontheKurds(again)WeinvadeIraq againNuclearwarRussiagets theDonbasOrbanx PutinYaoiAfghanistanbursts intoflames andsinks into thedesert(again)IsraelbombsLebanonRussia burstsinto flamesand sinks intotheswamp(again)UAEfuckeryGroundtroopsin IransomeonebombsKuwaitagainMuseveni diesand Muhoozibecomespresident ofugandaRussiainvadesKazakhstanCuba burstsinto flamesand sinks intotheswamp(again)chiefkeef(lovesosa)

The big 2026 (No beta we die like ayatollah) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. War in Afghanistan? (again)
  2. Ethiopia joins the Sudan war
  3. Houthis join Iran
  4. The Congo unfucks itself
  5. Iran bursts into flames and sinks into the desert(again)
  6. Is uhh...western Sahara still a thing?
  7. Al-qa'ida is winning in the sahel
  8. Schrödinger's Ayatollah (dead/alive)
  9. Taiwan invasion
  10. We abandon the Kurds(again)
  11. We invade Iraq again
  12. Nuclear war
  13. Russia gets the Donbas
  14. Orban x Putin Yaoi
  15. Afghanistan bursts into flames and sinks into the desert(again)
  16. Israel bombs Lebanon
  17. Russia bursts into flames and sinks into the swamp(again)
  18. UAE fuckery
  19. Ground troops in Iran
  20. someone bombs Kuwait again
  21. Museveni dies and Muhoozi becomes president of uganda
  22. Russia invades Kazakhstan
  23. Cuba bursts into flames and sinks into the swamp(again)
  24. chief keef(love sosa)