TheCongounfucksitselfOrbanx PutinYaoiMuseveni diesand Muhoozibecomespresident ofugandaRussia burstsinto flamesand sinks intotheswamp(again)Afghanistanbursts intoflames andsinks into thedesert(again)War inAfghanistan?(again)someonebombsKuwaitagainCuba burstsinto flamesand sinks intotheswamp(again)WeinvadeIraq againGroundtroopsin IranRussiagets theDonbasIsuhh...westernSahara still athing?Schrödinger'sAyatollah(dead/alive)NuclearwarAl-qa'idais winningin thesahelUAEfuckeryWe abandontheKurds(again)Ethiopiajoins theSudanwarHouthisjoinIranIran burstsinto flamesand sinks intothedesert(again)chiefkeef(lovesosa)IsraelbombsLebanonRussiainvadesKazakhstanTaiwaninvasionTheCongounfucksitselfOrbanx PutinYaoiMuseveni diesand Muhoozibecomespresident ofugandaRussia burstsinto flamesand sinks intotheswamp(again)Afghanistanbursts intoflames andsinks into thedesert(again)War inAfghanistan?(again)someonebombsKuwaitagainCuba burstsinto flamesand sinks intotheswamp(again)WeinvadeIraq againGroundtroopsin IranRussiagets theDonbasIsuhh...westernSahara still athing?Schrödinger'sAyatollah(dead/alive)NuclearwarAl-qa'idais winningin thesahelUAEfuckeryWe abandontheKurds(again)Ethiopiajoins theSudanwarHouthisjoinIranIran burstsinto flamesand sinks intothedesert(again)chiefkeef(lovesosa)IsraelbombsLebanonRussiainvadesKazakhstanTaiwaninvasion

The big 2026 (No beta we die like ayatollah) - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. The Congo unfucks itself
  2. Orban x Putin Yaoi
  3. Museveni dies and Muhoozi becomes president of uganda
  4. Russia bursts into flames and sinks into the swamp(again)
  5. Afghanistan bursts into flames and sinks into the desert(again)
  6. War in Afghanistan? (again)
  7. someone bombs Kuwait again
  8. Cuba bursts into flames and sinks into the swamp(again)
  9. We invade Iraq again
  10. Ground troops in Iran
  11. Russia gets the Donbas
  12. Is uhh...western Sahara still a thing?
  13. Schrödinger's Ayatollah (dead/alive)
  14. Nuclear war
  15. Al-qa'ida is winning in the sahel
  16. UAE fuckery
  17. We abandon the Kurds(again)
  18. Ethiopia joins the Sudan war
  19. Houthis join Iran
  20. Iran bursts into flames and sinks into the desert(again)
  21. chief keef(love sosa)
  22. Israel bombs Lebanon
  23. Russia invades Kazakhstan
  24. Taiwan invasion