CloudflareblockedmeDeployfailsKolideblockedmePlaywrightis flakingMy harddrive isfullLots ofsupportcasesWehave anincidentSlackisdownMy dogate mycomputerHemnetStack isn'trunningmacOSneeds anupdateDockerisdownGraphQLFederationis blockingmeClaudeisDownGithubisdownCircleCIis downToomanymeetingsVercelgothackedCertificatesexpiredI giveupJob failswithOOMNPMsupplychainattackAmplitudeis failingSick/VABCloudflareblockedmeDeployfailsKolideblockedmePlaywrightis flakingMy harddrive isfullLots ofsupportcasesWehave anincidentSlackisdownMy dogate mycomputerHemnetStack isn'trunningmacOSneeds anupdateDockerisdownGraphQLFederationis blockingmeClaudeisDownGithubisdownCircleCIis downToomanymeetingsVercelgothackedCertificatesexpiredI giveupJob failswithOOMNPMsupplychainattackAmplitudeis failingSick/VAB

"Sorry, I can't work because..." - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Cloudflare blocked me
  2. Deploy fails
  3. Kolide blocked me
  4. Playwright is flaking
  5. My hard drive is full
  6. Lots of support cases
  7. We have an incident
  8. Slack is down
  9. My dog ate my computer
  10. Hemnet Stack isn't running
  11. macOS needs an update
  12. Docker is down
  13. GraphQL Federation is blocking me
  14. Claude is Down
  15. Github is down
  16. CircleCI is down
  17. Too many meetings
  18. Vercel got hacked
  19. Certificates expired
  20. I give up
  21. Job fails with OOM
  22. NPM supply chain attack
  23. Amplitude is failing
  24. Sick/VAB