My dogate mycomputerVercelgothackedDeployfailsGraphQLFederationis blockingmeCertificatesexpiredSlackisdownDockerisdownCloudflareblockedmeToomanymeetingsmacOSneeds anupdateClaudeisDownLots ofsupportcasesPlaywrightis flakingSick/VABMy harddrive isfullI giveupGithubisdownCircleCIis downWehave anincidentKolideblockedmeHemnetStack isn'trunningNPMsupplychainattackJob failswithOOMAmplitudeis failingMy dogate mycomputerVercelgothackedDeployfailsGraphQLFederationis blockingmeCertificatesexpiredSlackisdownDockerisdownCloudflareblockedmeToomanymeetingsmacOSneeds anupdateClaudeisDownLots ofsupportcasesPlaywrightis flakingSick/VABMy harddrive isfullI giveupGithubisdownCircleCIis downWehave anincidentKolideblockedmeHemnetStack isn'trunningNPMsupplychainattackJob failswithOOMAmplitudeis failing

"Sorry, I can't work because..." - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. My dog ate my computer
  2. Vercel got hacked
  3. Deploy fails
  4. GraphQL Federation is blocking me
  5. Certificates expired
  6. Slack is down
  7. Docker is down
  8. Cloudflare blocked me
  9. Too many meetings
  10. macOS needs an update
  11. Claude is Down
  12. Lots of support cases
  13. Playwright is flaking
  14. Sick/VAB
  15. My hard drive is full
  16. I give up
  17. Github is down
  18. CircleCI is down
  19. We have an incident
  20. Kolide blocked me
  21. Hemnet Stack isn't running
  22. NPM supply chain attack
  23. Job fails with OOM
  24. Amplitude is failing