Lots ofsupportcasesCertificatesexpiredDeployfailsNPMsupplychainattackDockerisdownMy dogate mycomputerSlackisdownAmplitudeis failingCircleCIis downJob failswithOOMGithubisdownToomanymeetingsI giveupPlaywrightis flakingMy harddrive isfullCloudflareblockedmeSick/VABGraphQLFederationis blockingmeHemnetStack isn'trunningVercelgothackedmacOSneeds anupdateWehave anincidentKolideblockedmeClaudeisDownLots ofsupportcasesCertificatesexpiredDeployfailsNPMsupplychainattackDockerisdownMy dogate mycomputerSlackisdownAmplitudeis failingCircleCIis downJob failswithOOMGithubisdownToomanymeetingsI giveupPlaywrightis flakingMy harddrive isfullCloudflareblockedmeSick/VABGraphQLFederationis blockingmeHemnetStack isn'trunningVercelgothackedmacOSneeds anupdateWehave anincidentKolideblockedmeClaudeisDown

"Sorry, I can't work because..." - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Lots of support cases
  2. Certificates expired
  3. Deploy fails
  4. NPM supply chain attack
  5. Docker is down
  6. My dog ate my computer
  7. Slack is down
  8. Amplitude is failing
  9. CircleCI is down
  10. Job fails with OOM
  11. Github is down
  12. Too many meetings
  13. I give up
  14. Playwright is flaking
  15. My hard drive is full
  16. Cloudflare blocked me
  17. Sick/VAB
  18. GraphQL Federation is blocking me
  19. Hemnet Stack isn't running
  20. Vercel got hacked
  21. macOS needs an update
  22. We have an incident
  23. Kolide blocked me
  24. Claude is Down