GithubisdownJob failswithOOMVercelgothackedSlackisdownLots ofsupportcasesGraphQLFederationis blockingmeWehave anincidentCertificatesexpiredmacOSneeds anupdateNPMsupplychainattackMy dogate mycomputerAmplitudeis failingCircleCIis downDeployfailsCloudflareblockedmeKolideblockedmeHemnetStack isn'trunningMy harddrive isfullToomanymeetingsDockerisdownPlaywrightis flakingSick/VABI giveupClaudeisDownGithubisdownJob failswithOOMVercelgothackedSlackisdownLots ofsupportcasesGraphQLFederationis blockingmeWehave anincidentCertificatesexpiredmacOSneeds anupdateNPMsupplychainattackMy dogate mycomputerAmplitudeis failingCircleCIis downDeployfailsCloudflareblockedmeKolideblockedmeHemnetStack isn'trunningMy harddrive isfullToomanymeetingsDockerisdownPlaywrightis flakingSick/VABI giveupClaudeisDown

"Sorry, I can't work because..." - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Github is down
  2. Job fails with OOM
  3. Vercel got hacked
  4. Slack is down
  5. Lots of support cases
  6. GraphQL Federation is blocking me
  7. We have an incident
  8. Certificates expired
  9. macOS needs an update
  10. NPM supply chain attack
  11. My dog ate my computer
  12. Amplitude is failing
  13. CircleCI is down
  14. Deploy fails
  15. Cloudflare blocked me
  16. Kolide blocked me
  17. Hemnet Stack isn't running
  18. My hard drive is full
  19. Too many meetings
  20. Docker is down
  21. Playwright is flaking
  22. Sick/VAB
  23. I give up
  24. Claude is Down