Let’s me pickan artwork(that I thinkmom willlike)Doessomethingto my carBelittlesmyworkGetssurprisedthat I cantake goodphotosCallsmeshortSafeway(unsolicitedsuggestionsabout how Ilove my life)Inspectsthe leakAsks meto showhim rstudioTries to explainhis work to mewith excessivejargonMisgendersanddeadnamesKilo (freespace!)Tries toget me togo carshoppingLooksjudginglyupon myclothesAwkwardheart toheartSays/implies Ihave too muchstuff (especiallyif he offers tohelp carry)Remembers I existonly for a week(bonus if he sendsawkward ‘thanksfor hanging outwith me’ textShamesme for mygradesLet’s me pickan artwork(that I thinkmom willlike)Doessomethingto my carBelittlesmyworkGetssurprisedthat I cantake goodphotosCallsmeshortSafeway(unsolicitedsuggestionsabout how Ilove my life)Inspectsthe leakAsks meto showhim rstudioTries to explainhis work to mewith excessivejargonMisgendersanddeadnamesKilo (freespace!)Tries toget me togo carshoppingLooksjudginglyupon myclothesAwkwardheart toheartSays/implies Ihave too muchstuff (especiallyif he offers tohelp carry)Remembers I existonly for a week(bonus if he sendsawkward ‘thanksfor hanging outwith me’ textShamesme for mygrades

Dad Bingo!!!! - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Let’s me pick an artwork (that I think mom will like)
  2. Does something to my car
  3. Belittles my work
  4. Gets surprised that I can take good photos
  5. Calls me short
  6. Safeway (unsolicited suggestions about how I love my life)
  7. Inspects the leak
  8. Asks me to show him r studio
  9. Tries to explain his work to me with excessive jargon
  10. Misgenders and deadnames Kilo (free space!)
  11. Tries to get me to go car shopping
  12. Looks judgingly upon my clothes
  13. Awkward heart to heart
  14. Says/implies I have too much stuff (especially if he offers to help carry)
  15. Remembers I exist only for a week (bonus if he sends awkward ‘thanks for hanging out with me’ text
  16. Shames me for my grades