Complainsabout every tinyscratch or dingand expectsfree fixesArguesevery singlefee and lineitem on thepaperwork“Cash buyer”whoultimatelyrequiresfinancing“What’s theabsolutebest dealyou can giveme today?”Wants topay withcryptoBunch ofteenagerstest-drivingfor joy“My old truckis worth atleast $X”(wildlyinflated)Low creditscore,demands$500 downmaximum“I know theexact bookvalue on thistruck”(incorrectly)Arrives fiveminutesbeforeclosingSpends hoursnegotiatingthen says he’ll“sleep on it”and neverreturnsInsists onattaching owntrailerimmediately totest towingcapacityParentbuying hischild atruckCustomerjumps andstomps in thetruck bed to“test howstrong it is”Brings ownunqualified“mechanic”friend forinspectionI didn't know ithad a brandedtitle (he has alisting thatoutlines that inthe description)“This truckbetter lastme 300,000+miles like mylast one”“What high qualitylow mileage usedtrucks do you haveunder $X?”(unrealisticallylow)Test-drivesmultiple truckswith zeropurchaseintentBrings kid/swho treatthe lot like aplaygroundTries to getfinancingwith reposandbancruptcy“I need to talkto mywife/husbandfirst”“My creditisflawless”(it is not)“I saw thisexact truckcheaper online—match it orlose the sale”Complainsabout every tinyscratch or dingand expectsfree fixesArguesevery singlefee and lineitem on thepaperwork“Cash buyer”whoultimatelyrequiresfinancing“What’s theabsolutebest dealyou can giveme today?”Wants topay withcryptoBunch ofteenagerstest-drivingfor joy“My old truckis worth atleast $X”(wildlyinflated)Low creditscore,demands$500 downmaximum“I know theexact bookvalue on thistruck”(incorrectly)Arrives fiveminutesbeforeclosingSpends hoursnegotiatingthen says he’ll“sleep on it”and neverreturnsInsists onattaching owntrailerimmediately totest towingcapacityParentbuying hischild atruckCustomerjumps andstomps in thetruck bed to“test howstrong it is”Brings ownunqualified“mechanic”friend forinspectionI didn't know ithad a brandedtitle (he has alisting thatoutlines that inthe description)“This truckbetter lastme 300,000+miles like mylast one”“What high qualitylow mileage usedtrucks do you haveunder $X?”(unrealisticallylow)Test-drivesmultiple truckswith zeropurchaseintentBrings kid/swho treatthe lot like aplaygroundTries to getfinancingwith reposandbancruptcy“I need to talkto mywife/husbandfirst”“My creditisflawless”(it is not)“I saw thisexact truckcheaper online—match it orlose the sale”

Truck salesperson routine - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. G-Complains about every tiny scratch or ding and expects free fixes
  2. B-Argues every single fee and line item on the paperwork
  3. O-“Cash buyer” who ultimately requires financing
  4. N-“What’s the absolute best deal you can give me today?”
  5. G-Wants to pay with crypto
  6. B-Bunch of teenagers test-driving for joy
  7. B-“My old truck is worth at least $X” (wildly inflated)
  8. I-Low credit score, demands $500 down maximum
  9. I-“I know the exact book value on this truck” (incorrectly)
  10. O-Arrives five minutes before closing
  11. O-Spends hours negotiating then says he’ll “sleep on it” and never returns
  12. G-Insists on attaching own trailer immediately to test towing capacity
  13. I-Parent buying his child a truck
  14. G-Customer jumps and stomps in the truck bed to “test how strong it is”
  15. I-Brings own unqualified “mechanic” friend for inspection
  16. N-I didn't know it had a branded title (he has a listing that outlines that in the description)
  17. N-“This truck better last me 300,000+ miles like my last one”
  18. B-“What high quality low mileage used trucks do you have under $X?” (unrealistically low)
  19. I-Test-drives multiple trucks with zero purchase intent
  20. G-Brings kid/s who treat the lot like a playground
  21. O-Tries to get financing with repos and bancruptcy
  22. B-“I need to talk to my wife/husband first”
  23. N-“My credit is flawless” (it is not)
  24. O-“I saw this exact truck cheaper online —match it or lose the sale”