“What high qualitylow mileage usedtrucks do you haveunder $X?”(unrealisticallylow)Wants topay withcrypto“I saw thisexact truckcheaper online—match it orlose the sale”Customerjumps andstomps in thetruck bed to“test howstrong it is”“I need to talkto mywife/husbandfirst”I didn't know ithad a brandedtitle (he has alisting thatoutlines that inthe description)Spends hoursnegotiatingthen says he’ll“sleep on it”and neverreturns“I know theexact bookvalue on thistruck”(incorrectly)“My old truckis worth atleast $X”(wildlyinflated)Brings kid/swho treatthe lot like aplaygroundBunch ofteenagerstest-drivingfor joyArrives fiveminutesbeforeclosingLow creditscore,demands$500 downmaximum“My creditisflawless”(it is not)Parentbuying hischild atruck“This truckbetter lastme 300,000+miles like mylast one”“Cash buyer”whoultimatelyrequiresfinancingInsists onattaching owntrailerimmediately totest towingcapacityComplainsabout every tinyscratch or dingand expectsfree fixesTest-drivesmultiple truckswith zeropurchaseintentBrings ownunqualified“mechanic”friend forinspection“What’s theabsolutebest dealyou can giveme today?”Arguesevery singlefee and lineitem on thepaperworkTries to getfinancingwith reposandbancruptcy“What high qualitylow mileage usedtrucks do you haveunder $X?”(unrealisticallylow)Wants topay withcrypto“I saw thisexact truckcheaper online—match it orlose the sale”Customerjumps andstomps in thetruck bed to“test howstrong it is”“I need to talkto mywife/husbandfirst”I didn't know ithad a brandedtitle (he has alisting thatoutlines that inthe description)Spends hoursnegotiatingthen says he’ll“sleep on it”and neverreturns“I know theexact bookvalue on thistruck”(incorrectly)“My old truckis worth atleast $X”(wildlyinflated)Brings kid/swho treatthe lot like aplaygroundBunch ofteenagerstest-drivingfor joyArrives fiveminutesbeforeclosingLow creditscore,demands$500 downmaximum“My creditisflawless”(it is not)Parentbuying hischild atruck“This truckbetter lastme 300,000+miles like mylast one”“Cash buyer”whoultimatelyrequiresfinancingInsists onattaching owntrailerimmediately totest towingcapacityComplainsabout every tinyscratch or dingand expectsfree fixesTest-drivesmultiple truckswith zeropurchaseintentBrings ownunqualified“mechanic”friend forinspection“What’s theabsolutebest dealyou can giveme today?”Arguesevery singlefee and lineitem on thepaperworkTries to getfinancingwith reposandbancruptcy

Truck salesperson routine - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. B-“What high quality low mileage used trucks do you have under $X?” (unrealistically low)
  2. G-Wants to pay with crypto
  3. O-“I saw this exact truck cheaper online —match it or lose the sale”
  4. G-Customer jumps and stomps in the truck bed to “test how strong it is”
  5. B-“I need to talk to my wife/husband first”
  6. N-I didn't know it had a branded title (he has a listing that outlines that in the description)
  7. O-Spends hours negotiating then says he’ll “sleep on it” and never returns
  8. I-“I know the exact book value on this truck” (incorrectly)
  9. B-“My old truck is worth at least $X” (wildly inflated)
  10. G-Brings kid/s who treat the lot like a playground
  11. B-Bunch of teenagers test-driving for joy
  12. O-Arrives five minutes before closing
  13. I-Low credit score, demands $500 down maximum
  14. N-“My credit is flawless” (it is not)
  15. I-Parent buying his child a truck
  16. N-“This truck better last me 300,000+ miles like my last one”
  17. O-“Cash buyer” who ultimately requires financing
  18. G-Insists on attaching own trailer immediately to test towing capacity
  19. G-Complains about every tiny scratch or ding and expects free fixes
  20. I-Test-drives multiple trucks with zero purchase intent
  21. I-Brings own unqualified “mechanic” friend for inspection
  22. N-“What’s the absolute best deal you can give me today?”
  23. B-Argues every single fee and line item on the paperwork
  24. O-Tries to get financing with repos and bancruptcy