Acts likethey ownthefranchiseUses FireEmblem Fates:Revelation toprove goldenendings arebadIgnores ordownplaysstorytellingpotentialTheycan't besatisfiedDoesn't criticizethe writing ofgolden endings,just their veryconceptDoesn't evenknow ormisinterpretsthe theme ofthe storyPretentious"Why doyou wanta goldenending?"Likes multipleendings forthe sake ofmultipleendings"It goesagainst thetheme ofthe story!"HypocriteSocials areprivate,inactive, ordeletedConflatesgoldenendings withhappyendingsDestructivecriticismagainstgoldenendings"IF YOU THINKTHIS CAN HAVEA GOLDENENDING,YOU'RE A S#ITWRITER!!!"ShamHates goldenendingsconceptuallyfor petty orno reasons"They dragout thegame'sruntime!"Thinks agolden endingwouldinvalidate theirfavorite routeTalks downto goldenendingenjoyers inother waysAssumes thegame's timelinesdon't work onmultiverse theorylogic (Unlessstated inuniverse!)Surface-levelargumentsin oppositionArgumentscontainemojis orinternetslangGets thecompletelywrongtakeawayActs likethey ownthefranchiseUses FireEmblem Fates:Revelation toprove goldenendings arebadIgnores ordownplaysstorytellingpotentialTheycan't besatisfiedDoesn't criticizethe writing ofgolden endings,just their veryconceptDoesn't evenknow ormisinterpretsthe theme ofthe storyPretentious"Why doyou wanta goldenending?"Likes multipleendings forthe sake ofmultipleendings"It goesagainst thetheme ofthe story!"HypocriteSocials areprivate,inactive, ordeletedConflatesgoldenendings withhappyendingsDestructivecriticismagainstgoldenendings"IF YOU THINKTHIS CAN HAVEA GOLDENENDING,YOU'RE A S#ITWRITER!!!"ShamHates goldenendingsconceptuallyfor petty orno reasons"They dragout thegame'sruntime!"Thinks agolden endingwouldinvalidate theirfavorite routeTalks downto goldenendingenjoyers inother waysAssumes thegame's timelinesdon't work onmultiverse theorylogic (Unlessstated inuniverse!)Surface-levelargumentsin oppositionArgumentscontainemojis orinternetslangGets thecompletelywrongtakeaway

Anti-Golden Ending Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Acts like they own the franchise
  2. Uses Fire Emblem Fates: Revelation to prove golden endings are bad
  3. Ignores or downplays storytelling potential
  4. They can't be satisfied
  5. Doesn't criticize the writing of golden endings, just their very concept
  6. Doesn't even know or misinterprets the theme of the story
  7. Pretentious
  8. "Why do you want a golden ending?"
  9. Likes multiple endings for the sake of multiple endings
  10. "It goes against the theme of the story!"
  11. Hypocrite
  12. Socials are private, inactive, or deleted
  13. Conflates golden endings with happy endings
  14. Destructive criticism against golden endings
  15. "IF YOU THINK THIS CAN HAVE A GOLDEN ENDING, YOU'RE A S#IT WRITER!!!"
  16. Sham
  17. Hates golden endings conceptually for petty or no reasons
  18. "They drag out the game's runtime!"
  19. Thinks a golden ending would invalidate their favorite route
  20. Talks down to golden ending enjoyers in other ways
  21. Assumes the game's timelines don't work on multiverse theory logic (Unless stated in universe!)
  22. Surface-level arguments in opposition
  23. Arguments contain emojis or internet slang
  24. Gets the completely wrong takeaway