"They dragout thegame'sruntime!"Destructivecriticismagainstgoldenendings"IF YOU THINKTHIS CAN HAVEA GOLDENENDING,YOU'RE A S#ITWRITER!!!"Doesn't evenknow ormisinterpretsthe theme ofthe storyAssumes thegame's timelinesdon't work onmultiverse theorylogic (Unlessstated inuniverse!)Surface-levelargumentsin oppositionUses FireEmblem Fates:Revelation toprove goldenendings arebadSocials areprivate,inactive, ordeletedIgnores ordownplaysstorytellingpotentialShamPretentiousArgumentscontainemojis orinternetslangTheycan't besatisfied"It goesagainst thetheme ofthe story!"Talks downto goldenendingenjoyers inother waysConflatesgoldenendings withhappyendingsThinks agolden endingwouldinvalidate theirfavorite routeDoesn't criticizethe writing ofgolden endings,just their veryconceptHates goldenendingsconceptuallyfor petty orno reasons"Why doyou wanta goldenending?"Likes multipleendings forthe sake ofmultipleendingsHypocriteGets thecompletelywrongtakeawayActs likethey ownthefranchise"They dragout thegame'sruntime!"Destructivecriticismagainstgoldenendings"IF YOU THINKTHIS CAN HAVEA GOLDENENDING,YOU'RE A S#ITWRITER!!!"Doesn't evenknow ormisinterpretsthe theme ofthe storyAssumes thegame's timelinesdon't work onmultiverse theorylogic (Unlessstated inuniverse!)Surface-levelargumentsin oppositionUses FireEmblem Fates:Revelation toprove goldenendings arebadSocials areprivate,inactive, ordeletedIgnores ordownplaysstorytellingpotentialShamPretentiousArgumentscontainemojis orinternetslangTheycan't besatisfied"It goesagainst thetheme ofthe story!"Talks downto goldenendingenjoyers inother waysConflatesgoldenendings withhappyendingsThinks agolden endingwouldinvalidate theirfavorite routeDoesn't criticizethe writing ofgolden endings,just their veryconceptHates goldenendingsconceptuallyfor petty orno reasons"Why doyou wanta goldenending?"Likes multipleendings forthe sake ofmultipleendingsHypocriteGets thecompletelywrongtakeawayActs likethey ownthefranchise

Anti-Golden Ending Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "They drag out the game's runtime!"
  2. Destructive criticism against golden endings
  3. "IF YOU THINK THIS CAN HAVE A GOLDEN ENDING, YOU'RE A S#IT WRITER!!!"
  4. Doesn't even know or misinterprets the theme of the story
  5. Assumes the game's timelines don't work on multiverse theory logic (Unless stated in universe!)
  6. Surface-level arguments in opposition
  7. Uses Fire Emblem Fates: Revelation to prove golden endings are bad
  8. Socials are private, inactive, or deleted
  9. Ignores or downplays storytelling potential
  10. Sham
  11. Pretentious
  12. Arguments contain emojis or internet slang
  13. They can't be satisfied
  14. "It goes against the theme of the story!"
  15. Talks down to golden ending enjoyers in other ways
  16. Conflates golden endings with happy endings
  17. Thinks a golden ending would invalidate their favorite route
  18. Doesn't criticize the writing of golden endings, just their very concept
  19. Hates golden endings conceptually for petty or no reasons
  20. "Why do you want a golden ending?"
  21. Likes multiple endings for the sake of multiple endings
  22. Hypocrite
  23. Gets the completely wrong takeaway
  24. Acts like they own the franchise