Acts likethey ownthefranchisePretentiousDestructivecriticismagainstgoldenendingsConflatesgoldenendings withhappyendingsHypocriteTalks downto goldenendingenjoyers inother waysTheycan't besatisfiedDoesn't evenknow ormisinterpretsthe theme ofthe storyDoesn't criticizethe writing ofgolden endings,just their veryconceptThinks agolden endingwouldinvalidate theirfavorite routeIgnores ordownplaysstorytellingpotentialGets thecompletelywrongtakeawayUses FireEmblem Fates:Revelation toprove goldenendings arebadAssumes thegame's timelinesdon't work onmultiverse theorylogic (Unlessstated inuniverse!)Argumentscontainemojis orinternetslangHates goldenendingsconceptuallyfor petty orno reasonsShamLikes multipleendings forthe sake ofmultipleendings"They dragout thegame'sruntime!""Why doyou wanta goldenending?""It goesagainst thetheme ofthe story!"Surface-levelargumentsin oppositionSocials areprivate,inactive, ordeleted"IF YOU THINKTHIS CAN HAVEA GOLDENENDING,YOU'RE A S#ITWRITER!!!"Acts likethey ownthefranchisePretentiousDestructivecriticismagainstgoldenendingsConflatesgoldenendings withhappyendingsHypocriteTalks downto goldenendingenjoyers inother waysTheycan't besatisfiedDoesn't evenknow ormisinterpretsthe theme ofthe storyDoesn't criticizethe writing ofgolden endings,just their veryconceptThinks agolden endingwouldinvalidate theirfavorite routeIgnores ordownplaysstorytellingpotentialGets thecompletelywrongtakeawayUses FireEmblem Fates:Revelation toprove goldenendings arebadAssumes thegame's timelinesdon't work onmultiverse theorylogic (Unlessstated inuniverse!)Argumentscontainemojis orinternetslangHates goldenendingsconceptuallyfor petty orno reasonsShamLikes multipleendings forthe sake ofmultipleendings"They dragout thegame'sruntime!""Why doyou wanta goldenending?""It goesagainst thetheme ofthe story!"Surface-levelargumentsin oppositionSocials areprivate,inactive, ordeleted"IF YOU THINKTHIS CAN HAVEA GOLDENENDING,YOU'RE A S#ITWRITER!!!"

Anti-Golden Ending Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Acts like they own the franchise
  2. Pretentious
  3. Destructive criticism against golden endings
  4. Conflates golden endings with happy endings
  5. Hypocrite
  6. Talks down to golden ending enjoyers in other ways
  7. They can't be satisfied
  8. Doesn't even know or misinterprets the theme of the story
  9. Doesn't criticize the writing of golden endings, just their very concept
  10. Thinks a golden ending would invalidate their favorite route
  11. Ignores or downplays storytelling potential
  12. Gets the completely wrong takeaway
  13. Uses Fire Emblem Fates: Revelation to prove golden endings are bad
  14. Assumes the game's timelines don't work on multiverse theory logic (Unless stated in universe!)
  15. Arguments contain emojis or internet slang
  16. Hates golden endings conceptually for petty or no reasons
  17. Sham
  18. Likes multiple endings for the sake of multiple endings
  19. "They drag out the game's runtime!"
  20. "Why do you want a golden ending?"
  21. "It goes against the theme of the story!"
  22. Surface-level arguments in opposition
  23. Socials are private, inactive, or deleted
  24. "IF YOU THINK THIS CAN HAVE A GOLDEN ENDING, YOU'RE A S#IT WRITER!!!"