Hates goldenendingsconceptuallyfor petty orno reasons"Why doyou wanta goldenending?"Talks downto goldenendingenjoyers inother waysDoesn't criticizethe writing ofgolden endings,just their veryconceptSocials areprivate,inactive, ordeletedArgumentscontainemojis orinternetslangGets thecompletelywrongtakeawayAssumes thegame's timelinesdon't work onmultiverse theorylogic (Unlessstated inuniverse!)Ignores ordownplaysstorytellingpotentialShamUses FireEmblem Fates:Revelation toprove goldenendings arebad"They dragout thegame'sruntime!"Conflatesgoldenendings withhappyendingsPretentiousThinks agolden endingwouldinvalidate theirfavorite routeDoesn't evenknow ormisinterpretsthe theme ofthe story"IF YOU THINKTHIS CAN HAVEA GOLDENENDING,YOU'RE A S#ITWRITER!!!"DestructivecriticismagainstgoldenendingsSurface-levelargumentsin oppositionActs likethey ownthefranchiseLikes multipleendings forthe sake ofmultipleendingsHypocriteTheycan't besatisfied"It goesagainst thetheme ofthe story!"Hates goldenendingsconceptuallyfor petty orno reasons"Why doyou wanta goldenending?"Talks downto goldenendingenjoyers inother waysDoesn't criticizethe writing ofgolden endings,just their veryconceptSocials areprivate,inactive, ordeletedArgumentscontainemojis orinternetslangGets thecompletelywrongtakeawayAssumes thegame's timelinesdon't work onmultiverse theorylogic (Unlessstated inuniverse!)Ignores ordownplaysstorytellingpotentialShamUses FireEmblem Fates:Revelation toprove goldenendings arebad"They dragout thegame'sruntime!"Conflatesgoldenendings withhappyendingsPretentiousThinks agolden endingwouldinvalidate theirfavorite routeDoesn't evenknow ormisinterpretsthe theme ofthe story"IF YOU THINKTHIS CAN HAVEA GOLDENENDING,YOU'RE A S#ITWRITER!!!"DestructivecriticismagainstgoldenendingsSurface-levelargumentsin oppositionActs likethey ownthefranchiseLikes multipleendings forthe sake ofmultipleendingsHypocriteTheycan't besatisfied"It goesagainst thetheme ofthe story!"

Anti-Golden Ending Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Hates golden endings conceptually for petty or no reasons
  2. "Why do you want a golden ending?"
  3. Talks down to golden ending enjoyers in other ways
  4. Doesn't criticize the writing of golden endings, just their very concept
  5. Socials are private, inactive, or deleted
  6. Arguments contain emojis or internet slang
  7. Gets the completely wrong takeaway
  8. Assumes the game's timelines don't work on multiverse theory logic (Unless stated in universe!)
  9. Ignores or downplays storytelling potential
  10. Sham
  11. Uses Fire Emblem Fates: Revelation to prove golden endings are bad
  12. "They drag out the game's runtime!"
  13. Conflates golden endings with happy endings
  14. Pretentious
  15. Thinks a golden ending would invalidate their favorite route
  16. Doesn't even know or misinterprets the theme of the story
  17. "IF YOU THINK THIS CAN HAVE A GOLDEN ENDING, YOU'RE A S#IT WRITER!!!"
  18. Destructive criticism against golden endings
  19. Surface-level arguments in opposition
  20. Acts like they own the franchise
  21. Likes multiple endings for the sake of multiple endings
  22. Hypocrite
  23. They can't be satisfied
  24. "It goes against the theme of the story!"