Uses FireEmblem Fates:Revelation toprove goldenendings arebadTheycan't besatisfiedLikes multipleendings forthe sake ofmultipleendingsDoesn't evenknow ormisinterpretsthe theme ofthe storyTalks downto goldenendingenjoyers inother waysSurface-levelargumentsin opposition"IF YOU THINKTHIS CAN HAVEA GOLDENENDING,YOU'RE A S#ITWRITER!!!"Socials areprivate,inactive, ordeletedHates goldenendingsconceptuallyfor petty orno reasonsThinks agolden endingwouldinvalidate theirfavorite routeDoesn't criticizethe writing ofgolden endings,just their veryconceptArgumentscontainemojis orinternetslangDestructivecriticismagainstgoldenendings"It goesagainst thetheme ofthe story!""They dragout thegame'sruntime!"Conflatesgoldenendings withhappyendingsGets thecompletelywrongtakeawayAssumes thegame's timelinesdon't work onmultiverse theorylogic (Unlessstated inuniverse!)PretentiousActs likethey ownthefranchiseIgnores ordownplaysstorytellingpotentialSham"Why doyou wanta goldenending?"HypocriteUses FireEmblem Fates:Revelation toprove goldenendings arebadTheycan't besatisfiedLikes multipleendings forthe sake ofmultipleendingsDoesn't evenknow ormisinterpretsthe theme ofthe storyTalks downto goldenendingenjoyers inother waysSurface-levelargumentsin opposition"IF YOU THINKTHIS CAN HAVEA GOLDENENDING,YOU'RE A S#ITWRITER!!!"Socials areprivate,inactive, ordeletedHates goldenendingsconceptuallyfor petty orno reasonsThinks agolden endingwouldinvalidate theirfavorite routeDoesn't criticizethe writing ofgolden endings,just their veryconceptArgumentscontainemojis orinternetslangDestructivecriticismagainstgoldenendings"It goesagainst thetheme ofthe story!""They dragout thegame'sruntime!"Conflatesgoldenendings withhappyendingsGets thecompletelywrongtakeawayAssumes thegame's timelinesdon't work onmultiverse theorylogic (Unlessstated inuniverse!)PretentiousActs likethey ownthefranchiseIgnores ordownplaysstorytellingpotentialSham"Why doyou wanta goldenending?"Hypocrite

Anti-Golden Ending Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Uses Fire Emblem Fates: Revelation to prove golden endings are bad
  2. They can't be satisfied
  3. Likes multiple endings for the sake of multiple endings
  4. Doesn't even know or misinterprets the theme of the story
  5. Talks down to golden ending enjoyers in other ways
  6. Surface-level arguments in opposition
  7. "IF YOU THINK THIS CAN HAVE A GOLDEN ENDING, YOU'RE A S#IT WRITER!!!"
  8. Socials are private, inactive, or deleted
  9. Hates golden endings conceptually for petty or no reasons
  10. Thinks a golden ending would invalidate their favorite route
  11. Doesn't criticize the writing of golden endings, just their very concept
  12. Arguments contain emojis or internet slang
  13. Destructive criticism against golden endings
  14. "It goes against the theme of the story!"
  15. "They drag out the game's runtime!"
  16. Conflates golden endings with happy endings
  17. Gets the completely wrong takeaway
  18. Assumes the game's timelines don't work on multiverse theory logic (Unless stated in universe!)
  19. Pretentious
  20. Acts like they own the franchise
  21. Ignores or downplays storytelling potential
  22. Sham
  23. "Why do you want a golden ending?"
  24. Hypocrite