"It goesagainst thetheme ofthe story!"Talks downto goldenendingenjoyers inother waysPretentiousGets thecompletelywrongtakeawayDoesn't criticizethe writing ofgolden endings,just their veryconcept"Why doyou wanta goldenending?"Hates goldenendingsconceptuallyfor petty orno reasonsUses FireEmblem Fates:Revelation toprove goldenendings arebadArgumentscontainemojis orinternetslangLikes multipleendings forthe sake ofmultipleendingsConflatesgoldenendings withhappyendingsDestructivecriticismagainstgoldenendingsShamDoesn't evenknow ormisinterpretsthe theme ofthe storyIgnores ordownplaysstorytellingpotentialHypocrite"IF YOU THINKTHIS CAN HAVEA GOLDENENDING,YOU'RE A S#ITWRITER!!!"Theycan't besatisfiedSocials areprivate,inactive, ordeleted"They dragout thegame'sruntime!"Acts likethey ownthefranchiseAssumes thegame's timelinesdon't work onmultiverse theorylogic (Unlessstated inuniverse!)Surface-levelargumentsin oppositionThinks agolden endingwouldinvalidate theirfavorite route"It goesagainst thetheme ofthe story!"Talks downto goldenendingenjoyers inother waysPretentiousGets thecompletelywrongtakeawayDoesn't criticizethe writing ofgolden endings,just their veryconcept"Why doyou wanta goldenending?"Hates goldenendingsconceptuallyfor petty orno reasonsUses FireEmblem Fates:Revelation toprove goldenendings arebadArgumentscontainemojis orinternetslangLikes multipleendings forthe sake ofmultipleendingsConflatesgoldenendings withhappyendingsDestructivecriticismagainstgoldenendingsShamDoesn't evenknow ormisinterpretsthe theme ofthe storyIgnores ordownplaysstorytellingpotentialHypocrite"IF YOU THINKTHIS CAN HAVEA GOLDENENDING,YOU'RE A S#ITWRITER!!!"Theycan't besatisfiedSocials areprivate,inactive, ordeleted"They dragout thegame'sruntime!"Acts likethey ownthefranchiseAssumes thegame's timelinesdon't work onmultiverse theorylogic (Unlessstated inuniverse!)Surface-levelargumentsin oppositionThinks agolden endingwouldinvalidate theirfavorite route

Anti-Golden Ending Bingo - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. "It goes against the theme of the story!"
  2. Talks down to golden ending enjoyers in other ways
  3. Pretentious
  4. Gets the completely wrong takeaway
  5. Doesn't criticize the writing of golden endings, just their very concept
  6. "Why do you want a golden ending?"
  7. Hates golden endings conceptually for petty or no reasons
  8. Uses Fire Emblem Fates: Revelation to prove golden endings are bad
  9. Arguments contain emojis or internet slang
  10. Likes multiple endings for the sake of multiple endings
  11. Conflates golden endings with happy endings
  12. Destructive criticism against golden endings
  13. Sham
  14. Doesn't even know or misinterprets the theme of the story
  15. Ignores or downplays storytelling potential
  16. Hypocrite
  17. "IF YOU THINK THIS CAN HAVE A GOLDEN ENDING, YOU'RE A S#IT WRITER!!!"
  18. They can't be satisfied
  19. Socials are private, inactive, or deleted
  20. "They drag out the game's runtime!"
  21. Acts like they own the franchise
  22. Assumes the game's timelines don't work on multiverse theory logic (Unless stated in universe!)
  23. Surface-level arguments in opposition
  24. Thinks a golden ending would invalidate their favorite route