“Can Istay in theoffice?”Staffmemberhiding inoffice toavoid work“Is itsummeryet?”Childavoidancebehaviordisguised asemergencySomeonevents aboutanother staffmemberRadio callforbathroomdisasterStaffmembervents aboutstudentsRadiocall forvomitTrump doinghallway lapslike mallsecuritySomeonesays“summercan’t comefast enough”Kid asks tocall homefor non-emergencyParentventsabout staffmemberMr. Trumpvisiblyannoyedbefore 9amHeather isasked to bringa wheelchairwhen thestudent couldwalkExistentialsighEnd-of-year movieplaying inclassroomJulie says“fabulous”Someonesays “We’realmost there”with hauntedeyesClinic getsslammedat lunchSomeoneis double-booked*Getsfast foodfor lunchSomeonecryingbefore 10AMStaff memberopenly countingdays/hours/minutesOffice staffspeed-walkingsomewhereTeachersends kiddown withzeroexplanationHyenalaughingfrom theloungeCoffeerunKid trying tonegotiateconsequenceslike a lawyerAdminassistancecallTeachersends samestudent downfor the 3rdtime todaySomeonemicrowavessomethingsmellyStudentremovedfrom classThat onestudentappears inthe officeagainLunchdetentionissuedSomeoneeatingcandy inthe office“Out for theremainderof the year”Someoneends astudentdown fortalking“Can Ijust sit inhere?”“Can I talk tosomeone inthe officereallyquick?”Dustin saysonly theword “yes”into the radioStudent asksfor a “break”within 4minutes ofclass starting"I needaloaner"Someoneaccidentallyhits ALLCALL onradioChromebookconfiscatedParentsays “Mychild wouldNEVER”“I didn’teven DOanything”Nikigrowlsout loud“Can Ihave asnack?”“Can Icall mymom?”Do you havea minute?”(they do nothave aminute)Meganjumbles herwords on theintercom.KidwanderinghallsSomeoneasks forcoverageRadio callnobodyanswersbecauseeveryone’salready busyOfficereferral oversomethingunbelievablypetty“Can Istay in theoffice?”Staffmemberhiding inoffice toavoid work“Is itsummeryet?”Childavoidancebehaviordisguised asemergencySomeonevents aboutanother staffmemberRadio callforbathroomdisasterStaffmembervents aboutstudentsRadiocall forvomitTrump doinghallway lapslike mallsecuritySomeonesays“summercan’t comefast enough”Kid asks tocall homefor non-emergencyParentventsabout staffmemberMr. Trumpvisiblyannoyedbefore 9amHeather isasked to bringa wheelchairwhen thestudent couldwalkExistentialsighEnd-of-year movieplaying inclassroomJulie says“fabulous”Someonesays “We’realmost there”with hauntedeyesClinic getsslammedat lunchSomeoneis double-booked*Getsfast foodfor lunchSomeonecryingbefore 10AMStaff memberopenly countingdays/hours/minutesOffice staffspeed-walkingsomewhereTeachersends kiddown withzeroexplanationHyenalaughingfrom theloungeCoffeerunKid trying tonegotiateconsequenceslike a lawyerAdminassistancecallTeachersends samestudent downfor the 3rdtime todaySomeonemicrowavessomethingsmellyStudentremovedfrom classThat onestudentappears inthe officeagainLunchdetentionissuedSomeoneeatingcandy inthe office“Out for theremainderof the year”Someoneends astudentdown fortalking“Can Ijust sit inhere?”“Can I talk tosomeone inthe officereallyquick?”Dustin saysonly theword “yes”into the radioStudent asksfor a “break”within 4minutes ofclass starting"I needaloaner"Someoneaccidentallyhits ALLCALL onradioChromebookconfiscatedParentsays “Mychild wouldNEVER”“I didn’teven DOanything”Nikigrowlsout loud“Can Ihave asnack?”“Can Icall mymom?”Do you havea minute?”(they do nothave aminute)Meganjumbles herwords on theintercom.KidwanderinghallsSomeoneasks forcoverageRadio callnobodyanswersbecauseeveryone’salready busyOfficereferral oversomethingunbelievablypetty

The End is Near - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “Can I stay in the office?”
  2. Staff member hiding in office to avoid work
  3. “Is it summer yet?”
  4. Child avoidance behavior disguised as emergency
  5. Someone vents about another staff member
  6. Radio call for bathroom disaster
  7. Staff member vents about students
  8. Radio call for vomit
  9. Trump doing hallway laps like mall security
  10. Someone says “summer can’t come fast enough”
  11. Kid asks to call home for non-emergency
  12. Parent vents about staff member
  13. Mr. Trump visibly annoyed before 9am
  14. Heather is asked to bring a wheelchair when the student could walk
  15. Existential sigh
  16. End-of-year movie playing in classroom
  17. Julie says “fabulous”
  18. Someone says “We’re almost there” with haunted eyes
  19. Clinic gets slammed at lunch
  20. Someone is double-booked
  21. *Gets fast food for lunch
  22. Someone crying before 10 AM
  23. Staff member openly counting days/hours/minutes
  24. Office staff speed-walking somewhere
  25. Teacher sends kid down with zero explanation
  26. Hyena laughing from the lounge
  27. Coffee run
  28. Kid trying to negotiate consequences like a lawyer
  29. Admin assistance call
  30. Teacher sends same student down for the 3rd time today
  31. Someone microwaves something smelly
  32. Student removed from class
  33. That one student appears in the office again
  34. Lunch detention issued
  35. Someone eating candy in the office
  36. “Out for the remainder of the year”
  37. Someone ends a student down for talking
  38. “Can I just sit in here?”
  39. “Can I talk to someone in the office really quick?”
  40. Dustin says only the word “yes” into the radio
  41. Student asks for a “break” within 4 minutes of class starting
  42. "I need a loaner"
  43. Someone accidentally hits ALL CALL on radio
  44. Chromebook confiscated
  45. Parent says “My child would NEVER”
  46. “I didn’t even DO anything”
  47. Niki growls out loud
  48. “Can I have a snack?”
  49. “Can I call my mom?”
  50. Do you have a minute?” (they do not have a minute)
  51. Megan jumbles her words on the intercom.
  52. Kid wandering halls
  53. Someone asks for coverage
  54. Radio call nobody answers because everyone’s already busy
  55. Office referral over something unbelievably petty