Officereferral oversomethingunbelievablypettyTeachersends kiddown withzeroexplanationSomeonecryingbefore 10AMStudent asksfor a “break”within 4minutes ofclass startingSomeoneasks forcoverageChromebookconfiscatedLunchdetentionissuedParentsays “Mychild wouldNEVER”Heather isasked to bringa wheelchairwhen thestudent couldwalkSomeonevents aboutanother staffmember“Can Istay in theoffice?”Studentremovedfrom classJulie says“fabulous”Hyenalaughingfrom theloungeSomeonesays “We’realmost there”with hauntedeyesStaffmembervents aboutstudents“Can Icall mymom?”Radio callforbathroomdisasterDustin saysonly theword “yes”into the radioSomeoneeatingcandy inthe office“Is itsummeryet?”Meganjumbles herwords on theintercom."I needaloaner"Someoneaccidentallyhits ALLCALL onradioSomeonesays“summercan’t comefast enough”ExistentialsighRadio callnobodyanswersbecauseeveryone’salready busyTeachersends samestudent downfor the 3rdtime today“Can Ijust sit inhere?”Childavoidancebehaviordisguised asemergencyRadiocall forvomitKid trying tonegotiateconsequenceslike a lawyerCoffeerunStaff memberopenly countingdays/hours/minutesEnd-of-year movieplaying inclassroomStaffmemberhiding inoffice toavoid workSomeonemicrowavessomethingsmellyKidwanderinghallsKid asks tocall homefor non-emergency“Can Ihave asnack?”“Out for theremainderof the year”Office staffspeed-walkingsomewhere*Getsfast foodfor lunchTrump doinghallway lapslike mallsecurityNikigrowlsout loud“Can I talk tosomeone inthe officereallyquick?”AdminassistancecallThat onestudentappears inthe officeagainParentventsabout staffmemberSomeoneends astudentdown fortalkingMr. Trumpvisiblyannoyedbefore 9amDo you havea minute?”(they do nothave aminute)“I didn’teven DOanything”Clinic getsslammedat lunchSomeoneis double-bookedOfficereferral oversomethingunbelievablypettyTeachersends kiddown withzeroexplanationSomeonecryingbefore 10AMStudent asksfor a “break”within 4minutes ofclass startingSomeoneasks forcoverageChromebookconfiscatedLunchdetentionissuedParentsays “Mychild wouldNEVER”Heather isasked to bringa wheelchairwhen thestudent couldwalkSomeonevents aboutanother staffmember“Can Istay in theoffice?”Studentremovedfrom classJulie says“fabulous”Hyenalaughingfrom theloungeSomeonesays “We’realmost there”with hauntedeyesStaffmembervents aboutstudents“Can Icall mymom?”Radio callforbathroomdisasterDustin saysonly theword “yes”into the radioSomeoneeatingcandy inthe office“Is itsummeryet?”Meganjumbles herwords on theintercom."I needaloaner"Someoneaccidentallyhits ALLCALL onradioSomeonesays“summercan’t comefast enough”ExistentialsighRadio callnobodyanswersbecauseeveryone’salready busyTeachersends samestudent downfor the 3rdtime today“Can Ijust sit inhere?”Childavoidancebehaviordisguised asemergencyRadiocall forvomitKid trying tonegotiateconsequenceslike a lawyerCoffeerunStaff memberopenly countingdays/hours/minutesEnd-of-year movieplaying inclassroomStaffmemberhiding inoffice toavoid workSomeonemicrowavessomethingsmellyKidwanderinghallsKid asks tocall homefor non-emergency“Can Ihave asnack?”“Out for theremainderof the year”Office staffspeed-walkingsomewhere*Getsfast foodfor lunchTrump doinghallway lapslike mallsecurityNikigrowlsout loud“Can I talk tosomeone inthe officereallyquick?”AdminassistancecallThat onestudentappears inthe officeagainParentventsabout staffmemberSomeoneends astudentdown fortalkingMr. Trumpvisiblyannoyedbefore 9amDo you havea minute?”(they do nothave aminute)“I didn’teven DOanything”Clinic getsslammedat lunchSomeoneis double-booked

The End is Near - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Office referral over something unbelievably petty
  2. Teacher sends kid down with zero explanation
  3. Someone crying before 10 AM
  4. Student asks for a “break” within 4 minutes of class starting
  5. Someone asks for coverage
  6. Chromebook confiscated
  7. Lunch detention issued
  8. Parent says “My child would NEVER”
  9. Heather is asked to bring a wheelchair when the student could walk
  10. Someone vents about another staff member
  11. “Can I stay in the office?”
  12. Student removed from class
  13. Julie says “fabulous”
  14. Hyena laughing from the lounge
  15. Someone says “We’re almost there” with haunted eyes
  16. Staff member vents about students
  17. “Can I call my mom?”
  18. Radio call for bathroom disaster
  19. Dustin says only the word “yes” into the radio
  20. Someone eating candy in the office
  21. “Is it summer yet?”
  22. Megan jumbles her words on the intercom.
  23. "I need a loaner"
  24. Someone accidentally hits ALL CALL on radio
  25. Someone says “summer can’t come fast enough”
  26. Existential sigh
  27. Radio call nobody answers because everyone’s already busy
  28. Teacher sends same student down for the 3rd time today
  29. “Can I just sit in here?”
  30. Child avoidance behavior disguised as emergency
  31. Radio call for vomit
  32. Kid trying to negotiate consequences like a lawyer
  33. Coffee run
  34. Staff member openly counting days/hours/minutes
  35. End-of-year movie playing in classroom
  36. Staff member hiding in office to avoid work
  37. Someone microwaves something smelly
  38. Kid wandering halls
  39. Kid asks to call home for non-emergency
  40. “Can I have a snack?”
  41. “Out for the remainder of the year”
  42. Office staff speed-walking somewhere
  43. *Gets fast food for lunch
  44. Trump doing hallway laps like mall security
  45. Niki growls out loud
  46. “Can I talk to someone in the office really quick?”
  47. Admin assistance call
  48. That one student appears in the office again
  49. Parent vents about staff member
  50. Someone ends a student down for talking
  51. Mr. Trump visibly annoyed before 9am
  52. Do you have a minute?” (they do not have a minute)
  53. “I didn’t even DO anything”
  54. Clinic gets slammed at lunch
  55. Someone is double-booked