Radio callforbathroomdisaster“Is itsummeryet?”Childavoidancebehaviordisguised asemergencyTeachersends samestudent downfor the 3rdtime todayEnd-of-year movieplaying inclassroom“I didn’teven DOanything”Heather isasked to bringa wheelchairwhen thestudent couldwalkThat onestudentappears inthe officeagain*Getsfast foodfor lunchDo you havea minute?”(they do nothave aminute)“Can Istay in theoffice?”Officereferral oversomethingunbelievablypettyRadio callnobodyanswersbecauseeveryone’salready busySomeonemicrowavessomethingsmellySomeoneends astudentdown fortalking“Can Ihave asnack?”Nikigrowlsout loudSomeonecryingbefore 10AMParentsays “Mychild wouldNEVER”ExistentialsighKid trying tonegotiateconsequenceslike a lawyerDustin saysonly theword “yes”into the radioSomeoneis double-bookedStaffmembervents aboutstudentsKid asks tocall homefor non-emergency“Can Icall mymom?”Someoneaccidentallyhits ALLCALL onradioLunchdetentionissuedStaffmemberhiding inoffice toavoid workOffice staffspeed-walkingsomewhere“Can I talk tosomeone inthe officereallyquick?”Studentremovedfrom classSomeoneeatingcandy inthe officeAdminassistancecallSomeoneasks forcoverageMr. Trumpvisiblyannoyedbefore 9amParentventsabout staffmemberSomeonevents aboutanother staffmember“Out for theremainderof the year”"I needaloaner"Someonesays “We’realmost there”with hauntedeyesJulie says“fabulous”Coffeerun“Can Ijust sit inhere?”Clinic getsslammedat lunchHyenalaughingfrom theloungeSomeonesays“summercan’t comefast enough”ChromebookconfiscatedRadiocall forvomitKidwanderinghallsTrump doinghallway lapslike mallsecurityMeganjumbles herwords on theintercom.Staff memberopenly countingdays/hours/minutesStudent asksfor a “break”within 4minutes ofclass startingTeachersends kiddown withzeroexplanationRadio callforbathroomdisaster“Is itsummeryet?”Childavoidancebehaviordisguised asemergencyTeachersends samestudent downfor the 3rdtime todayEnd-of-year movieplaying inclassroom“I didn’teven DOanything”Heather isasked to bringa wheelchairwhen thestudent couldwalkThat onestudentappears inthe officeagain*Getsfast foodfor lunchDo you havea minute?”(they do nothave aminute)“Can Istay in theoffice?”Officereferral oversomethingunbelievablypettyRadio callnobodyanswersbecauseeveryone’salready busySomeonemicrowavessomethingsmellySomeoneends astudentdown fortalking“Can Ihave asnack?”Nikigrowlsout loudSomeonecryingbefore 10AMParentsays “Mychild wouldNEVER”ExistentialsighKid trying tonegotiateconsequenceslike a lawyerDustin saysonly theword “yes”into the radioSomeoneis double-bookedStaffmembervents aboutstudentsKid asks tocall homefor non-emergency“Can Icall mymom?”Someoneaccidentallyhits ALLCALL onradioLunchdetentionissuedStaffmemberhiding inoffice toavoid workOffice staffspeed-walkingsomewhere“Can I talk tosomeone inthe officereallyquick?”Studentremovedfrom classSomeoneeatingcandy inthe officeAdminassistancecallSomeoneasks forcoverageMr. Trumpvisiblyannoyedbefore 9amParentventsabout staffmemberSomeonevents aboutanother staffmember“Out for theremainderof the year”"I needaloaner"Someonesays “We’realmost there”with hauntedeyesJulie says“fabulous”Coffeerun“Can Ijust sit inhere?”Clinic getsslammedat lunchHyenalaughingfrom theloungeSomeonesays“summercan’t comefast enough”ChromebookconfiscatedRadiocall forvomitKidwanderinghallsTrump doinghallway lapslike mallsecurityMeganjumbles herwords on theintercom.Staff memberopenly countingdays/hours/minutesStudent asksfor a “break”within 4minutes ofclass startingTeachersends kiddown withzeroexplanation

The End is Near - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Radio call for bathroom disaster
  2. “Is it summer yet?”
  3. Child avoidance behavior disguised as emergency
  4. Teacher sends same student down for the 3rd time today
  5. End-of-year movie playing in classroom
  6. “I didn’t even DO anything”
  7. Heather is asked to bring a wheelchair when the student could walk
  8. That one student appears in the office again
  9. *Gets fast food for lunch
  10. Do you have a minute?” (they do not have a minute)
  11. “Can I stay in the office?”
  12. Office referral over something unbelievably petty
  13. Radio call nobody answers because everyone’s already busy
  14. Someone microwaves something smelly
  15. Someone ends a student down for talking
  16. “Can I have a snack?”
  17. Niki growls out loud
  18. Someone crying before 10 AM
  19. Parent says “My child would NEVER”
  20. Existential sigh
  21. Kid trying to negotiate consequences like a lawyer
  22. Dustin says only the word “yes” into the radio
  23. Someone is double-booked
  24. Staff member vents about students
  25. Kid asks to call home for non-emergency
  26. “Can I call my mom?”
  27. Someone accidentally hits ALL CALL on radio
  28. Lunch detention issued
  29. Staff member hiding in office to avoid work
  30. Office staff speed-walking somewhere
  31. “Can I talk to someone in the office really quick?”
  32. Student removed from class
  33. Someone eating candy in the office
  34. Admin assistance call
  35. Someone asks for coverage
  36. Mr. Trump visibly annoyed before 9am
  37. Parent vents about staff member
  38. Someone vents about another staff member
  39. “Out for the remainder of the year”
  40. "I need a loaner"
  41. Someone says “We’re almost there” with haunted eyes
  42. Julie says “fabulous”
  43. Coffee run
  44. “Can I just sit in here?”
  45. Clinic gets slammed at lunch
  46. Hyena laughing from the lounge
  47. Someone says “summer can’t come fast enough”
  48. Chromebook confiscated
  49. Radio call for vomit
  50. Kid wandering halls
  51. Trump doing hallway laps like mall security
  52. Megan jumbles her words on the intercom.
  53. Staff member openly counting days/hours/minutes
  54. Student asks for a “break” within 4 minutes of class starting
  55. Teacher sends kid down with zero explanation