“Can Ijust sit inhere?”“I didn’teven DOanything”SomeonemicrowavessomethingsmellyAdminassistancecallHyenalaughingfrom theloungeOfficereferral oversomethingunbelievablypettyKid asks tocall homefor non-emergencyKidwanderinghallsSomeonesays “We’realmost there”with hauntedeyesStudentremovedfrom classStaffmemberhiding inoffice toavoid work“Can Ihave asnack?”Dustin saysonly theword “yes”into the radioEnd-of-year movieplaying inclassroom“Can I talk tosomeone inthe officereallyquick?”Student asksfor a “break”within 4minutes ofclass startingOffice staffspeed-walkingsomewhereExistentialsigh*Getsfast foodfor lunch"I needaloaner"“Can Icall mymom?”Someoneeatingcandy inthe office“Can Istay in theoffice?”Childavoidancebehaviordisguised asemergencyStaff memberopenly countingdays/hours/minutesTeachersends kiddown withzeroexplanationSomeoneis double-bookedChromebookconfiscatedHeather isasked to bringa wheelchairwhen thestudent couldwalkLunchdetentionissuedSomeoneends astudentdown fortalking“Out for theremainderof the year”Trump doinghallway lapslike mallsecurityStaffmembervents aboutstudentsMeganjumbles herwords on theintercom.Julie says“fabulous”Kid trying tonegotiateconsequenceslike a lawyerRadiocall forvomitDo you havea minute?”(they do nothave aminute)CoffeerunNikigrowlsout loudThat onestudentappears inthe officeagain“Is itsummeryet?”Clinic getsslammedat lunchMr. Trumpvisiblyannoyedbefore 9amSomeonevents aboutanother staffmemberParentventsabout staffmemberSomeonecryingbefore 10AMRadio callforbathroomdisasterSomeoneaccidentallyhits ALLCALL onradioRadio callnobodyanswersbecauseeveryone’salready busyTeachersends samestudent downfor the 3rdtime todaySomeoneasks forcoverageParentsays “Mychild wouldNEVER”Someonesays“summercan’t comefast enough”“Can Ijust sit inhere?”“I didn’teven DOanything”SomeonemicrowavessomethingsmellyAdminassistancecallHyenalaughingfrom theloungeOfficereferral oversomethingunbelievablypettyKid asks tocall homefor non-emergencyKidwanderinghallsSomeonesays “We’realmost there”with hauntedeyesStudentremovedfrom classStaffmemberhiding inoffice toavoid work“Can Ihave asnack?”Dustin saysonly theword “yes”into the radioEnd-of-year movieplaying inclassroom“Can I talk tosomeone inthe officereallyquick?”Student asksfor a “break”within 4minutes ofclass startingOffice staffspeed-walkingsomewhereExistentialsigh*Getsfast foodfor lunch"I needaloaner"“Can Icall mymom?”Someoneeatingcandy inthe office“Can Istay in theoffice?”Childavoidancebehaviordisguised asemergencyStaff memberopenly countingdays/hours/minutesTeachersends kiddown withzeroexplanationSomeoneis double-bookedChromebookconfiscatedHeather isasked to bringa wheelchairwhen thestudent couldwalkLunchdetentionissuedSomeoneends astudentdown fortalking“Out for theremainderof the year”Trump doinghallway lapslike mallsecurityStaffmembervents aboutstudentsMeganjumbles herwords on theintercom.Julie says“fabulous”Kid trying tonegotiateconsequenceslike a lawyerRadiocall forvomitDo you havea minute?”(they do nothave aminute)CoffeerunNikigrowlsout loudThat onestudentappears inthe officeagain“Is itsummeryet?”Clinic getsslammedat lunchMr. Trumpvisiblyannoyedbefore 9amSomeonevents aboutanother staffmemberParentventsabout staffmemberSomeonecryingbefore 10AMRadio callforbathroomdisasterSomeoneaccidentallyhits ALLCALL onradioRadio callnobodyanswersbecauseeveryone’salready busyTeachersends samestudent downfor the 3rdtime todaySomeoneasks forcoverageParentsays “Mychild wouldNEVER”Someonesays“summercan’t comefast enough”

The End is Near - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. “Can I just sit in here?”
  2. “I didn’t even DO anything”
  3. Someone microwaves something smelly
  4. Admin assistance call
  5. Hyena laughing from the lounge
  6. Office referral over something unbelievably petty
  7. Kid asks to call home for non-emergency
  8. Kid wandering halls
  9. Someone says “We’re almost there” with haunted eyes
  10. Student removed from class
  11. Staff member hiding in office to avoid work
  12. “Can I have a snack?”
  13. Dustin says only the word “yes” into the radio
  14. End-of-year movie playing in classroom
  15. “Can I talk to someone in the office really quick?”
  16. Student asks for a “break” within 4 minutes of class starting
  17. Office staff speed-walking somewhere
  18. Existential sigh
  19. *Gets fast food for lunch
  20. "I need a loaner"
  21. “Can I call my mom?”
  22. Someone eating candy in the office
  23. “Can I stay in the office?”
  24. Child avoidance behavior disguised as emergency
  25. Staff member openly counting days/hours/minutes
  26. Teacher sends kid down with zero explanation
  27. Someone is double-booked
  28. Chromebook confiscated
  29. Heather is asked to bring a wheelchair when the student could walk
  30. Lunch detention issued
  31. Someone ends a student down for talking
  32. “Out for the remainder of the year”
  33. Trump doing hallway laps like mall security
  34. Staff member vents about students
  35. Megan jumbles her words on the intercom.
  36. Julie says “fabulous”
  37. Kid trying to negotiate consequences like a lawyer
  38. Radio call for vomit
  39. Do you have a minute?” (they do not have a minute)
  40. Coffee run
  41. Niki growls out loud
  42. That one student appears in the office again
  43. “Is it summer yet?”
  44. Clinic gets slammed at lunch
  45. Mr. Trump visibly annoyed before 9am
  46. Someone vents about another staff member
  47. Parent vents about staff member
  48. Someone crying before 10 AM
  49. Radio call for bathroom disaster
  50. Someone accidentally hits ALL CALL on radio
  51. Radio call nobody answers because everyone’s already busy
  52. Teacher sends same student down for the 3rd time today
  53. Someone asks for coverage
  54. Parent says “My child would NEVER”
  55. Someone says “summer can’t come fast enough”