Staffmembervents aboutstudents“Can Ihave asnack?”Radio callforbathroomdisasterMeganjumbles herwords on theintercom.End-of-year movieplaying inclassroomJulie says“fabulous”Someonesays“summercan’t comefast enough”“I didn’teven DOanything”"I needaloaner"Kid asks tocall homefor non-emergency*Getsfast foodfor lunchExistentialsighParentsays “Mychild wouldNEVER”Teachersends samestudent downfor the 3rdtime todayClinic getsslammedat lunchSomeoneends astudentdown fortalkingHeather isasked to bringa wheelchairwhen thestudent couldwalkHyenalaughingfrom theloungeChildavoidancebehaviordisguised asemergencyTeachersends kiddown withzeroexplanationLunchdetentionissued“Can Icall mymom?”“Can I talk tosomeone inthe officereallyquick?”Office staffspeed-walkingsomewhere“Is itsummeryet?”“Out for theremainderof the year”Student asksfor a “break”within 4minutes ofclass startingThat onestudentappears inthe officeagainChromebookconfiscatedRadio callnobodyanswersbecauseeveryone’salready busyOfficereferral oversomethingunbelievablypettySomeoneeatingcandy inthe officeSomeonevents aboutanother staffmemberTrump doinghallway lapslike mallsecurityCoffeerunKidwanderinghalls“Can Ijust sit inhere?”SomeonemicrowavessomethingsmellySomeoneaccidentallyhits ALLCALL onradioDustin saysonly theword “yes”into the radioSomeonecryingbefore 10AMKid trying tonegotiateconsequenceslike a lawyerSomeoneis double-bookedStaff memberopenly countingdays/hours/minutesAdminassistancecallStudentremovedfrom classNikigrowlsout loudDo you havea minute?”(they do nothave aminute)Someoneasks forcoverageMr. Trumpvisiblyannoyedbefore 9amParentventsabout staffmemberSomeonesays “We’realmost there”with hauntedeyesStaffmemberhiding inoffice toavoid work“Can Istay in theoffice?”Radiocall forvomitStaffmembervents aboutstudents“Can Ihave asnack?”Radio callforbathroomdisasterMeganjumbles herwords on theintercom.End-of-year movieplaying inclassroomJulie says“fabulous”Someonesays“summercan’t comefast enough”“I didn’teven DOanything”"I needaloaner"Kid asks tocall homefor non-emergency*Getsfast foodfor lunchExistentialsighParentsays “Mychild wouldNEVER”Teachersends samestudent downfor the 3rdtime todayClinic getsslammedat lunchSomeoneends astudentdown fortalkingHeather isasked to bringa wheelchairwhen thestudent couldwalkHyenalaughingfrom theloungeChildavoidancebehaviordisguised asemergencyTeachersends kiddown withzeroexplanationLunchdetentionissued“Can Icall mymom?”“Can I talk tosomeone inthe officereallyquick?”Office staffspeed-walkingsomewhere“Is itsummeryet?”“Out for theremainderof the year”Student asksfor a “break”within 4minutes ofclass startingThat onestudentappears inthe officeagainChromebookconfiscatedRadio callnobodyanswersbecauseeveryone’salready busyOfficereferral oversomethingunbelievablypettySomeoneeatingcandy inthe officeSomeonevents aboutanother staffmemberTrump doinghallway lapslike mallsecurityCoffeerunKidwanderinghalls“Can Ijust sit inhere?”SomeonemicrowavessomethingsmellySomeoneaccidentallyhits ALLCALL onradioDustin saysonly theword “yes”into the radioSomeonecryingbefore 10AMKid trying tonegotiateconsequenceslike a lawyerSomeoneis double-bookedStaff memberopenly countingdays/hours/minutesAdminassistancecallStudentremovedfrom classNikigrowlsout loudDo you havea minute?”(they do nothave aminute)Someoneasks forcoverageMr. Trumpvisiblyannoyedbefore 9amParentventsabout staffmemberSomeonesays “We’realmost there”with hauntedeyesStaffmemberhiding inoffice toavoid work“Can Istay in theoffice?”Radiocall forvomit

The End is Near - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Staff member vents about students
  2. “Can I have a snack?”
  3. Radio call for bathroom disaster
  4. Megan jumbles her words on the intercom.
  5. End-of-year movie playing in classroom
  6. Julie says “fabulous”
  7. Someone says “summer can’t come fast enough”
  8. “I didn’t even DO anything”
  9. "I need a loaner"
  10. Kid asks to call home for non-emergency
  11. *Gets fast food for lunch
  12. Existential sigh
  13. Parent says “My child would NEVER”
  14. Teacher sends same student down for the 3rd time today
  15. Clinic gets slammed at lunch
  16. Someone ends a student down for talking
  17. Heather is asked to bring a wheelchair when the student could walk
  18. Hyena laughing from the lounge
  19. Child avoidance behavior disguised as emergency
  20. Teacher sends kid down with zero explanation
  21. Lunch detention issued
  22. “Can I call my mom?”
  23. “Can I talk to someone in the office really quick?”
  24. Office staff speed-walking somewhere
  25. “Is it summer yet?”
  26. “Out for the remainder of the year”
  27. Student asks for a “break” within 4 minutes of class starting
  28. That one student appears in the office again
  29. Chromebook confiscated
  30. Radio call nobody answers because everyone’s already busy
  31. Office referral over something unbelievably petty
  32. Someone eating candy in the office
  33. Someone vents about another staff member
  34. Trump doing hallway laps like mall security
  35. Coffee run
  36. Kid wandering halls
  37. “Can I just sit in here?”
  38. Someone microwaves something smelly
  39. Someone accidentally hits ALL CALL on radio
  40. Dustin says only the word “yes” into the radio
  41. Someone crying before 10 AM
  42. Kid trying to negotiate consequences like a lawyer
  43. Someone is double-booked
  44. Staff member openly counting days/hours/minutes
  45. Admin assistance call
  46. Student removed from class
  47. Niki growls out loud
  48. Do you have a minute?” (they do not have a minute)
  49. Someone asks for coverage
  50. Mr. Trump visibly annoyed before 9am
  51. Parent vents about staff member
  52. Someone says “We’re almost there” with haunted eyes
  53. Staff member hiding in office to avoid work
  54. “Can I stay in the office?”
  55. Radio call for vomit