“We ask that guests remain seated…” immediately ignored Making eye contact with another faculty member and immediately laughing Heard the word Potawatami Awkward pause before pronouncing name Faculty member clapping on autopilot Student limping in un- comfortable shoes You're making your to-do list in your head Graduate double- handed handshake technique Student doesn't stop for photo Heard at least 3 languages during the ceremony Graduate wearing sneakers under gown Graduate with 5 or more cords/stoles Graduate does a little dance across stage Someone's cap falls off Student name misp- ronounced Student wearing cap perpendicular to floor "Change the world" mentioned Family cheers longer than 10 seconds Someone offers "tone deaf" speech Someone falling asleep on dais Traffic jam on the dais "Turn your cell phones ON" "Off script" moment Next student’s name completely lost to cheering Can't read overdone cap decorations Programs being used as fans Cap decorated with a full garden Kid screaming or baby crying “We ask that guests remain seated…” immediately ignored Making eye contact with another faculty member and immediately laughing Heard the word Potawatami Awkward pause before pronouncing name Faculty member clapping on autopilot Student limping in un- comfortable shoes You're making your to-do list in your head Graduate double- handed handshake technique Student doesn't stop for photo Heard at least 3 languages during the ceremony Graduate wearing sneakers under gown Graduate with 5 or more cords/stoles Graduate does a little dance across stage Someone's cap falls off Student name misp- ronounced Student wearing cap perpendicular to floor "Change the world" mentioned Family cheers longer than 10 seconds Someone offers "tone deaf" speech Someone falling asleep on dais Traffic jam on the dais "Turn your cell phones ON" "Off script" moment Next student’s name completely lost to cheering Can't read overdone cap decorations Programs being used as fans Cap decorated with a full garden Kid screaming or baby crying
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“We ask that guests remain seated…” immediately ignored
Making eye contact with another faculty member and immediately laughing
Heard the word Potawatami
Awkward pause before pronouncing name
Faculty member clapping on autopilot
Student limping in un-comfortable shoes
You're making your to-do list in your head
Graduate double-handed handshake technique
Student doesn't stop for photo
Heard at least 3 languages during the ceremony
Graduate wearing sneakers under gown
Graduate with 5 or more cords/stoles
Graduate does a little dance across stage
Someone's cap falls off
Student name misp-ronounced
Student wearing cap perpendicular to floor
"Change the world" mentioned
Family cheers longer than 10 seconds
Someone offers "tone deaf" speech
Someone falling asleep on dais
Traffic jam on the dais
"Turn your cell phones ON"
"Off script" moment
Next student’s name completely lost to cheering
Can't read overdone cap decorations
Programs being used as fans
Cap decorated with a full garden
Kid screaming or baby crying
