Deep regretover thespecificgenre youchoseSudden,profoundphilosophicalinsightAggressivelyclosing 47IncognitotabsImmediate,crushingexhaustionLooking atthe videoyou justwatched like:"Why?"Suddenburst ofmotivation togo to thegymDeleting thesketchyapp/bookmarkyou justdownloadedTurning yourphonescreen-downin disgustRealizingyou textedsomeoneyou shouldn'thaveThe franticraceagainst timeto clean upImmediatedesire totake aboiling hotshowerPlanning astrict 90-dayself-improvementroutine"I need tofix my lifeand learn alanguage"Apologizinginternally towhateverhigher poweryou believe inPromisingyourself"Never again"(for the 4thtime this week)Staringblankly atthe wall for5 minutesWonderingwhat yourancestorswould think ofyou right nowFeeling asuddenwave ofprofoundlonelinessAnoverwhelming,immediatecraving forjunk foodChecking yourbank accountto make sureyou didn't payfor anythingSeeing yourownreflection inthe blackscreenRealizing it's4:00 AM andyou havework/class in3 hoursSuddensolution to acoding/workproblemThrowingaway thetissues withimmenseshameDeep regretover thespecificgenre youchoseSudden,profoundphilosophicalinsightAggressivelyclosing 47IncognitotabsImmediate,crushingexhaustionLooking atthe videoyou justwatched like:"Why?"Suddenburst ofmotivation togo to thegymDeleting thesketchyapp/bookmarkyou justdownloadedTurning yourphonescreen-downin disgustRealizingyou textedsomeoneyou shouldn'thaveThe franticraceagainst timeto clean upImmediatedesire totake aboiling hotshowerPlanning astrict 90-dayself-improvementroutine"I need tofix my lifeand learn alanguage"Apologizinginternally towhateverhigher poweryou believe inPromisingyourself"Never again"(for the 4thtime this week)Staringblankly atthe wall for5 minutesWonderingwhat yourancestorswould think ofyou right nowFeeling asuddenwave ofprofoundlonelinessAnoverwhelming,immediatecraving forjunk foodChecking yourbank accountto make sureyou didn't payfor anythingSeeing yourownreflection inthe blackscreenRealizing it's4:00 AM andyou havework/class in3 hoursSuddensolution to acoding/workproblemThrowingaway thetissues withimmenseshame

Post Nut Clarity - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Deep regret over the specific genre you chose
  2. Sudden, profound philosophical insight
  3. Aggressively closing 47 Incognito tabs
  4. Immediate, crushing exhaustion
  5. Looking at the video you just watched like: "Why?"
  6. Sudden burst of motivation to go to the gym
  7. Deleting the sketchy app/bookmark you just downloaded
  8. Turning your phone screen-down in disgust
  9. Realizing you texted someone you shouldn't have
  10. The frantic race against time to clean up
  11. Immediate desire to take a boiling hot shower
  12. Planning a strict 90-day self-improvement routine
  13. "I need to fix my life and learn a language"
  14. Apologizing internally to whatever higher power you believe in
  15. Promising yourself "Never again" (for the 4th time this week)
  16. Staring blankly at the wall for 5 minutes
  17. Wondering what your ancestors would think of you right now
  18. Feeling a sudden wave of profound loneliness
  19. An overwhelming, immediate craving for junk food
  20. Checking your bank account to make sure you didn't pay for anything
  21. Seeing your own reflection in the black screen
  22. Realizing it's 4:00 AM and you have work/class in 3 hours
  23. Sudden solution to a coding/work problem
  24. Throwing away the tissues with immense shame