Suddensolution to acoding/workproblemThrowingaway thetissues withimmenseshameDeleting thesketchyapp/bookmarkyou justdownloadedStaringblankly atthe wall for5 minutesWonderingwhat yourancestorswould think ofyou right nowSeeing yourownreflection inthe blackscreenSuddenburst ofmotivation togo to thegymRealizingyou textedsomeoneyou shouldn'thaveApologizinginternally towhateverhigher poweryou believe inRealizing it's4:00 AM andyou havework/class in3 hoursLooking atthe videoyou justwatched like:"Why?"Anoverwhelming,immediatecraving forjunk foodPromisingyourself"Never again"(for the 4thtime this week)The franticraceagainst timeto clean upDeep regretover thespecificgenre youchose"I need tofix my lifeand learn alanguage"Aggressivelyclosing 47IncognitotabsImmediatedesire totake aboiling hotshowerPlanning astrict 90-dayself-improvementroutineSudden,profoundphilosophicalinsightChecking yourbank accountto make sureyou didn't payfor anythingFeeling asuddenwave ofprofoundlonelinessImmediate,crushingexhaustionTurning yourphonescreen-downin disgustSuddensolution to acoding/workproblemThrowingaway thetissues withimmenseshameDeleting thesketchyapp/bookmarkyou justdownloadedStaringblankly atthe wall for5 minutesWonderingwhat yourancestorswould think ofyou right nowSeeing yourownreflection inthe blackscreenSuddenburst ofmotivation togo to thegymRealizingyou textedsomeoneyou shouldn'thaveApologizinginternally towhateverhigher poweryou believe inRealizing it's4:00 AM andyou havework/class in3 hoursLooking atthe videoyou justwatched like:"Why?"Anoverwhelming,immediatecraving forjunk foodPromisingyourself"Never again"(for the 4thtime this week)The franticraceagainst timeto clean upDeep regretover thespecificgenre youchose"I need tofix my lifeand learn alanguage"Aggressivelyclosing 47IncognitotabsImmediatedesire totake aboiling hotshowerPlanning astrict 90-dayself-improvementroutineSudden,profoundphilosophicalinsightChecking yourbank accountto make sureyou didn't payfor anythingFeeling asuddenwave ofprofoundlonelinessImmediate,crushingexhaustionTurning yourphonescreen-downin disgust

Post Nut Clarity - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Sudden solution to a coding/work problem
  2. Throwing away the tissues with immense shame
  3. Deleting the sketchy app/bookmark you just downloaded
  4. Staring blankly at the wall for 5 minutes
  5. Wondering what your ancestors would think of you right now
  6. Seeing your own reflection in the black screen
  7. Sudden burst of motivation to go to the gym
  8. Realizing you texted someone you shouldn't have
  9. Apologizing internally to whatever higher power you believe in
  10. Realizing it's 4:00 AM and you have work/class in 3 hours
  11. Looking at the video you just watched like: "Why?"
  12. An overwhelming, immediate craving for junk food
  13. Promising yourself "Never again" (for the 4th time this week)
  14. The frantic race against time to clean up
  15. Deep regret over the specific genre you chose
  16. "I need to fix my life and learn a language"
  17. Aggressively closing 47 Incognito tabs
  18. Immediate desire to take a boiling hot shower
  19. Planning a strict 90-day self-improvement routine
  20. Sudden, profound philosophical insight
  21. Checking your bank account to make sure you didn't pay for anything
  22. Feeling a sudden wave of profound loneliness
  23. Immediate, crushing exhaustion
  24. Turning your phone screen-down in disgust