Staringblankly atthe wall for5 minutesAggressivelyclosing 47IncognitotabsThe franticraceagainst timeto clean upLooking atthe videoyou justwatched like:"Why?"Sudden,profoundphilosophicalinsightRealizingyou textedsomeoneyou shouldn'thaveDeleting thesketchyapp/bookmarkyou justdownloaded"I need tofix my lifeand learn alanguage"Seeing yourownreflection inthe blackscreenImmediatedesire totake aboiling hotshowerRealizing it's4:00 AM andyou havework/class in3 hoursAnoverwhelming,immediatecraving forjunk foodSuddensolution to acoding/workproblemImmediate,crushingexhaustionApologizinginternally towhateverhigher poweryou believe inFeeling asuddenwave ofprofoundlonelinessPromisingyourself"Never again"(for the 4thtime this week)Planning astrict 90-dayself-improvementroutineTurning yourphonescreen-downin disgustWonderingwhat yourancestorswould think ofyou right nowSuddenburst ofmotivation togo to thegymDeep regretover thespecificgenre youchoseThrowingaway thetissues withimmenseshameChecking yourbank accountto make sureyou didn't payfor anythingStaringblankly atthe wall for5 minutesAggressivelyclosing 47IncognitotabsThe franticraceagainst timeto clean upLooking atthe videoyou justwatched like:"Why?"Sudden,profoundphilosophicalinsightRealizingyou textedsomeoneyou shouldn'thaveDeleting thesketchyapp/bookmarkyou justdownloaded"I need tofix my lifeand learn alanguage"Seeing yourownreflection inthe blackscreenImmediatedesire totake aboiling hotshowerRealizing it's4:00 AM andyou havework/class in3 hoursAnoverwhelming,immediatecraving forjunk foodSuddensolution to acoding/workproblemImmediate,crushingexhaustionApologizinginternally towhateverhigher poweryou believe inFeeling asuddenwave ofprofoundlonelinessPromisingyourself"Never again"(for the 4thtime this week)Planning astrict 90-dayself-improvementroutineTurning yourphonescreen-downin disgustWonderingwhat yourancestorswould think ofyou right nowSuddenburst ofmotivation togo to thegymDeep regretover thespecificgenre youchoseThrowingaway thetissues withimmenseshameChecking yourbank accountto make sureyou didn't payfor anything

Post Nut Clarity - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Staring blankly at the wall for 5 minutes
  2. Aggressively closing 47 Incognito tabs
  3. The frantic race against time to clean up
  4. Looking at the video you just watched like: "Why?"
  5. Sudden, profound philosophical insight
  6. Realizing you texted someone you shouldn't have
  7. Deleting the sketchy app/bookmark you just downloaded
  8. "I need to fix my life and learn a language"
  9. Seeing your own reflection in the black screen
  10. Immediate desire to take a boiling hot shower
  11. Realizing it's 4:00 AM and you have work/class in 3 hours
  12. An overwhelming, immediate craving for junk food
  13. Sudden solution to a coding/work problem
  14. Immediate, crushing exhaustion
  15. Apologizing internally to whatever higher power you believe in
  16. Feeling a sudden wave of profound loneliness
  17. Promising yourself "Never again" (for the 4th time this week)
  18. Planning a strict 90-day self-improvement routine
  19. Turning your phone screen-down in disgust
  20. Wondering what your ancestors would think of you right now
  21. Sudden burst of motivation to go to the gym
  22. Deep regret over the specific genre you chose
  23. Throwing away the tissues with immense shame
  24. Checking your bank account to make sure you didn't pay for anything