Immediatedesire totake aboiling hotshowerDeep regretover thespecificgenre youchoseSuddenburst ofmotivation togo to thegymRealizing it's4:00 AM andyou havework/class in3 hoursChecking yourbank accountto make sureyou didn't payfor anythingDeleting thesketchyapp/bookmarkyou justdownloadedSuddensolution to acoding/workproblemPlanning astrict 90-dayself-improvementroutineTurning yourphonescreen-downin disgustSudden,profoundphilosophicalinsightAggressivelyclosing 47IncognitotabsPromisingyourself"Never again"(for the 4thtime this week)Wonderingwhat yourancestorswould think ofyou right now"I need tofix my lifeand learn alanguage"Looking atthe videoyou justwatched like:"Why?"Anoverwhelming,immediatecraving forjunk foodApologizinginternally towhateverhigher poweryou believe inRealizingyou textedsomeoneyou shouldn'thaveThrowingaway thetissues withimmenseshameSeeing yourownreflection inthe blackscreenThe franticraceagainst timeto clean upFeeling asuddenwave ofprofoundlonelinessImmediate,crushingexhaustionStaringblankly atthe wall for5 minutesImmediatedesire totake aboiling hotshowerDeep regretover thespecificgenre youchoseSuddenburst ofmotivation togo to thegymRealizing it's4:00 AM andyou havework/class in3 hoursChecking yourbank accountto make sureyou didn't payfor anythingDeleting thesketchyapp/bookmarkyou justdownloadedSuddensolution to acoding/workproblemPlanning astrict 90-dayself-improvementroutineTurning yourphonescreen-downin disgustSudden,profoundphilosophicalinsightAggressivelyclosing 47IncognitotabsPromisingyourself"Never again"(for the 4thtime this week)Wonderingwhat yourancestorswould think ofyou right now"I need tofix my lifeand learn alanguage"Looking atthe videoyou justwatched like:"Why?"Anoverwhelming,immediatecraving forjunk foodApologizinginternally towhateverhigher poweryou believe inRealizingyou textedsomeoneyou shouldn'thaveThrowingaway thetissues withimmenseshameSeeing yourownreflection inthe blackscreenThe franticraceagainst timeto clean upFeeling asuddenwave ofprofoundlonelinessImmediate,crushingexhaustionStaringblankly atthe wall for5 minutes

Post Nut Clarity - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Immediate desire to take a boiling hot shower
  2. Deep regret over the specific genre you chose
  3. Sudden burst of motivation to go to the gym
  4. Realizing it's 4:00 AM and you have work/class in 3 hours
  5. Checking your bank account to make sure you didn't pay for anything
  6. Deleting the sketchy app/bookmark you just downloaded
  7. Sudden solution to a coding/work problem
  8. Planning a strict 90-day self-improvement routine
  9. Turning your phone screen-down in disgust
  10. Sudden, profound philosophical insight
  11. Aggressively closing 47 Incognito tabs
  12. Promising yourself "Never again" (for the 4th time this week)
  13. Wondering what your ancestors would think of you right now
  14. "I need to fix my life and learn a language"
  15. Looking at the video you just watched like: "Why?"
  16. An overwhelming, immediate craving for junk food
  17. Apologizing internally to whatever higher power you believe in
  18. Realizing you texted someone you shouldn't have
  19. Throwing away the tissues with immense shame
  20. Seeing your own reflection in the black screen
  21. The frantic race against time to clean up
  22. Feeling a sudden wave of profound loneliness
  23. Immediate, crushing exhaustion
  24. Staring blankly at the wall for 5 minutes