Checking yourbank accountto make sureyou didn't payfor anythingAnoverwhelming,immediatecraving forjunk foodDeleting thesketchyapp/bookmarkyou justdownloadedWonderingwhat yourancestorswould think ofyou right nowTurning yourphonescreen-downin disgustImmediatedesire totake aboiling hotshowerLooking atthe videoyou justwatched like:"Why?"Staringblankly atthe wall for5 minutesApologizinginternally towhateverhigher poweryou believe inPlanning astrict 90-dayself-improvementroutine"I need tofix my lifeand learn alanguage"The franticraceagainst timeto clean upSeeing yourownreflection inthe blackscreenAggressivelyclosing 47IncognitotabsThrowingaway thetissues withimmenseshameImmediate,crushingexhaustionSudden,profoundphilosophicalinsightDeep regretover thespecificgenre youchoseRealizingyou textedsomeoneyou shouldn'thaveFeeling asuddenwave ofprofoundlonelinessPromisingyourself"Never again"(for the 4thtime this week)Realizing it's4:00 AM andyou havework/class in3 hoursSuddensolution to acoding/workproblemSuddenburst ofmotivation togo to thegymChecking yourbank accountto make sureyou didn't payfor anythingAnoverwhelming,immediatecraving forjunk foodDeleting thesketchyapp/bookmarkyou justdownloadedWonderingwhat yourancestorswould think ofyou right nowTurning yourphonescreen-downin disgustImmediatedesire totake aboiling hotshowerLooking atthe videoyou justwatched like:"Why?"Staringblankly atthe wall for5 minutesApologizinginternally towhateverhigher poweryou believe inPlanning astrict 90-dayself-improvementroutine"I need tofix my lifeand learn alanguage"The franticraceagainst timeto clean upSeeing yourownreflection inthe blackscreenAggressivelyclosing 47IncognitotabsThrowingaway thetissues withimmenseshameImmediate,crushingexhaustionSudden,profoundphilosophicalinsightDeep regretover thespecificgenre youchoseRealizingyou textedsomeoneyou shouldn'thaveFeeling asuddenwave ofprofoundlonelinessPromisingyourself"Never again"(for the 4thtime this week)Realizing it's4:00 AM andyou havework/class in3 hoursSuddensolution to acoding/workproblemSuddenburst ofmotivation togo to thegym

Post Nut Clarity - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Checking your bank account to make sure you didn't pay for anything
  2. An overwhelming, immediate craving for junk food
  3. Deleting the sketchy app/bookmark you just downloaded
  4. Wondering what your ancestors would think of you right now
  5. Turning your phone screen-down in disgust
  6. Immediate desire to take a boiling hot shower
  7. Looking at the video you just watched like: "Why?"
  8. Staring blankly at the wall for 5 minutes
  9. Apologizing internally to whatever higher power you believe in
  10. Planning a strict 90-day self-improvement routine
  11. "I need to fix my life and learn a language"
  12. The frantic race against time to clean up
  13. Seeing your own reflection in the black screen
  14. Aggressively closing 47 Incognito tabs
  15. Throwing away the tissues with immense shame
  16. Immediate, crushing exhaustion
  17. Sudden, profound philosophical insight
  18. Deep regret over the specific genre you chose
  19. Realizing you texted someone you shouldn't have
  20. Feeling a sudden wave of profound loneliness
  21. Promising yourself "Never again" (for the 4th time this week)
  22. Realizing it's 4:00 AM and you have work/class in 3 hours
  23. Sudden solution to a coding/work problem
  24. Sudden burst of motivation to go to the gym