Promisingyourself"Never again"(for the 4thtime this week)Seeing yourownreflection inthe blackscreenImmediate,crushingexhaustionSuddenburst ofmotivation togo to thegymPlanning astrict 90-dayself-improvementroutineRealizingyou textedsomeoneyou shouldn'thaveRealizing it's4:00 AM andyou havework/class in3 hoursLooking atthe videoyou justwatched like:"Why?""I need tofix my lifeand learn alanguage"Immediatedesire totake aboiling hotshowerChecking yourbank accountto make sureyou didn't payfor anythingThe franticraceagainst timeto clean upSudden,profoundphilosophicalinsightStaringblankly atthe wall for5 minutesDeep regretover thespecificgenre youchoseWonderingwhat yourancestorswould think ofyou right nowAggressivelyclosing 47IncognitotabsThrowingaway thetissues withimmenseshameAnoverwhelming,immediatecraving forjunk foodDeleting thesketchyapp/bookmarkyou justdownloadedTurning yourphonescreen-downin disgustApologizinginternally towhateverhigher poweryou believe inFeeling asuddenwave ofprofoundlonelinessSuddensolution to acoding/workproblemPromisingyourself"Never again"(for the 4thtime this week)Seeing yourownreflection inthe blackscreenImmediate,crushingexhaustionSuddenburst ofmotivation togo to thegymPlanning astrict 90-dayself-improvementroutineRealizingyou textedsomeoneyou shouldn'thaveRealizing it's4:00 AM andyou havework/class in3 hoursLooking atthe videoyou justwatched like:"Why?""I need tofix my lifeand learn alanguage"Immediatedesire totake aboiling hotshowerChecking yourbank accountto make sureyou didn't payfor anythingThe franticraceagainst timeto clean upSudden,profoundphilosophicalinsightStaringblankly atthe wall for5 minutesDeep regretover thespecificgenre youchoseWonderingwhat yourancestorswould think ofyou right nowAggressivelyclosing 47IncognitotabsThrowingaway thetissues withimmenseshameAnoverwhelming,immediatecraving forjunk foodDeleting thesketchyapp/bookmarkyou justdownloadedTurning yourphonescreen-downin disgustApologizinginternally towhateverhigher poweryou believe inFeeling asuddenwave ofprofoundlonelinessSuddensolution to acoding/workproblem

Post Nut Clarity - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Promising yourself "Never again" (for the 4th time this week)
  2. Seeing your own reflection in the black screen
  3. Immediate, crushing exhaustion
  4. Sudden burst of motivation to go to the gym
  5. Planning a strict 90-day self-improvement routine
  6. Realizing you texted someone you shouldn't have
  7. Realizing it's 4:00 AM and you have work/class in 3 hours
  8. Looking at the video you just watched like: "Why?"
  9. "I need to fix my life and learn a language"
  10. Immediate desire to take a boiling hot shower
  11. Checking your bank account to make sure you didn't pay for anything
  12. The frantic race against time to clean up
  13. Sudden, profound philosophical insight
  14. Staring blankly at the wall for 5 minutes
  15. Deep regret over the specific genre you chose
  16. Wondering what your ancestors would think of you right now
  17. Aggressively closing 47 Incognito tabs
  18. Throwing away the tissues with immense shame
  19. An overwhelming, immediate craving for junk food
  20. Deleting the sketchy app/bookmark you just downloaded
  21. Turning your phone screen-down in disgust
  22. Apologizing internally to whatever higher power you believe in
  23. Feeling a sudden wave of profound loneliness
  24. Sudden solution to a coding/work problem