Deep regretover thespecificgenre youchoseSudden,profoundphilosophicalinsightPlanning astrict 90-dayself-improvementroutineRealizing it's4:00 AM andyou havework/class in3 hoursDeleting thesketchyapp/bookmarkyou justdownloadedFeeling asuddenwave ofprofoundlonelinessImmediate,crushingexhaustionStaringblankly atthe wall for5 minutesRealizingyou textedsomeoneyou shouldn'thaveAnoverwhelming,immediatecraving forjunk foodSeeing yourownreflection inthe blackscreenApologizinginternally towhateverhigher poweryou believe inAggressivelyclosing 47IncognitotabsSuddenburst ofmotivation togo to thegym"I need tofix my lifeand learn alanguage"Turning yourphonescreen-downin disgustChecking yourbank accountto make sureyou didn't payfor anythingSuddensolution to acoding/workproblemImmediatedesire totake aboiling hotshowerPromisingyourself"Never again"(for the 4thtime this week)Looking atthe videoyou justwatched like:"Why?"The franticraceagainst timeto clean upThrowingaway thetissues withimmenseshameWonderingwhat yourancestorswould think ofyou right nowDeep regretover thespecificgenre youchoseSudden,profoundphilosophicalinsightPlanning astrict 90-dayself-improvementroutineRealizing it's4:00 AM andyou havework/class in3 hoursDeleting thesketchyapp/bookmarkyou justdownloadedFeeling asuddenwave ofprofoundlonelinessImmediate,crushingexhaustionStaringblankly atthe wall for5 minutesRealizingyou textedsomeoneyou shouldn'thaveAnoverwhelming,immediatecraving forjunk foodSeeing yourownreflection inthe blackscreenApologizinginternally towhateverhigher poweryou believe inAggressivelyclosing 47IncognitotabsSuddenburst ofmotivation togo to thegym"I need tofix my lifeand learn alanguage"Turning yourphonescreen-downin disgustChecking yourbank accountto make sureyou didn't payfor anythingSuddensolution to acoding/workproblemImmediatedesire totake aboiling hotshowerPromisingyourself"Never again"(for the 4thtime this week)Looking atthe videoyou justwatched like:"Why?"The franticraceagainst timeto clean upThrowingaway thetissues withimmenseshameWonderingwhat yourancestorswould think ofyou right now

Post Nut Clarity - Call List

(Print) Use this randomly generated list as your call list when playing the game. There is no need to say the BINGO column name. Place some kind of mark (like an X, a checkmark, a dot, tally mark, etc) on each cell as you announce it, to keep track. You can also cut out each item, place them in a bag and pull words from the bag.


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  1. Deep regret over the specific genre you chose
  2. Sudden, profound philosophical insight
  3. Planning a strict 90-day self-improvement routine
  4. Realizing it's 4:00 AM and you have work/class in 3 hours
  5. Deleting the sketchy app/bookmark you just downloaded
  6. Feeling a sudden wave of profound loneliness
  7. Immediate, crushing exhaustion
  8. Staring blankly at the wall for 5 minutes
  9. Realizing you texted someone you shouldn't have
  10. An overwhelming, immediate craving for junk food
  11. Seeing your own reflection in the black screen
  12. Apologizing internally to whatever higher power you believe in
  13. Aggressively closing 47 Incognito tabs
  14. Sudden burst of motivation to go to the gym
  15. "I need to fix my life and learn a language"
  16. Turning your phone screen-down in disgust
  17. Checking your bank account to make sure you didn't pay for anything
  18. Sudden solution to a coding/work problem
  19. Immediate desire to take a boiling hot shower
  20. Promising yourself "Never again" (for the 4th time this week)
  21. Looking at the video you just watched like: "Why?"
  22. The frantic race against time to clean up
  23. Throwing away the tissues with immense shame
  24. Wondering what your ancestors would think of you right now